Just marathoned the first 34 hours of this game. When does it get good?
Just marathoned the first 34 hours of this game. When does it get good?
Either it's good enough from the start to spend 30+ hours on it or you are an idiot who spent 30+ hours on shit he neither needs nor enjoys.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
tried to reproduce this recently and it didn't work
it must've gotten patched out, probably like after release just like they patched out all the other cheeses like the one with the white orchard cows. you surely are not shitting on a game you haven't even played to the end, are you user?
>he doesn't spend hours upon hours on trash he doesn't enjoy
What's it like being a well-adjusted individual browsing 4channel??
when you get to novigrad and do sidequests since main stroy,ine a shit
This
played it at launch, dropped it because it was so boring
>dropped it
you can't "dropped" a game when you finish the ending bossfight, user.
how much does todd give you for shilling skyshit on Yea Forums?
why is there so much defense for such a mediocre game like the witcher 3?
Just marathoned a let's play of this. When does it get good?
>unironically being too retarded to understand how MD5 works
the door to rebbit is that way, go back.
Skyrim was babby's first RPG, this is babby's first "True RPG".
In Novigrad it gets a lot better. I didn't like a lot of the early quests (except Keira and Bloody Baron stuff) but in Novigrad the things got very interesting for me and from that point on I started really liking the game a lot. That said the DLCs are arguably the best content the game has to offer.
>unironically being too retarded to see the point
You drones keep clinging on something a mod said over a year ago that explicitly mentioned threads, yet was vague about everything else. Then use it to deflect any and all criticism towards any popular game, especially a CDPR one. Not even bothering to make sure it's a relevant one anymore. Convenient, huh? Retard.
bethesda shills BTFO so fucking hard
>criticism
ok hernandez
when are you starting your next "it's shit" thread and dump a bunch of webms without deploying any valid criticism? what game do you plan to cling on after you're done with the witcher 3? do you acknowledge your mental illness?
Who said I made the webm?
They're both for retarded children
Witcher is an immersive sim. It's not an RPG.
Yep, actually this delusional. Almost as pathetic as the obsessed schizo.
>marathoned
Why did you soldier on so long?
I only played the demo before it released but even that was enough to get that the game is just over hyped shit.
>They're both for retarded children
Never denied that.
I wish I could say this is the most retarded post I've read all day, but we're on Yea Forums.
It's not fucking immersive at all, and extremely restrictive, so if it was supposed to be an immersive sim, it failed miserably.
I didn't even make it past the tutorial.
where's the valid criticism, mr. rational man?
you think you're intelligent? compile a thorough argument. otherwise you stepped into a small corner of a long series of shitposting and desperately need to lurkmoar (and have sex). Actually thinking there's any criticism in these threads immediately gave away your summerfag tourist status.
You're not fitting in, no.
As soon as you hit "new game", you fucking pleb.
hmmmmmmmmmm I wonder why people keep posting the first google images search result for something??????
What are some mature adult games for such a mature adult such as myself?
>When does it get good?
at the beginning of the dlcs, for maybe 10 minutes tops.
>When does it get good?
Hearts of Stone DLC
>330h in Witcher 3 of all things
>calls others plebs
Fucking hilarious, I guess the millions of normalfags praising it have most refined tastes then?
twinkle star sprites, cotton boomerang
Never
Idk i never finished it
not an argument.
Dilate, cope, seethe and have sex.
When you Lytton, op.
after 75 hours
requesting the cyberpunk version
I loved it, but if you're not into it at 30+ hours I would just move on.
God tier:
Heart of Stone
Bloody Baron
Top Tier:
Blood & Wine
White Orchard
Velen
Mid tier:
Novigrad
Main story
Low Tier:
Skellige, the land of slavjank swimming and boat mechanics
you must have turbo autism to marathon 34 hours in a game to realize you don't like it.
just marathoned this thread, the contrarians here are fucking cringe
Just marathoned this post. The witcher 3 is still garbage
It gets worse near the end of the main quest. It gets kino middway of mid quest and exp quests.
Why do normalfag redditors love tw3 so much?
Nobody plays this game for the RPG mechanics.
Because it won le epic goty and thats all it takes
Yea Forumsedditors loved it too, but it got popular so now Yea Forumsedditors pretend to hate it
Pretty sure it's one of the highest rated games on Steam of all time, with many 10's of thousands of reviews. Literally everyone likes it besides a few edgelords on Yea Forums.
You should marathon the rest of it and let us know.
>steam reviews
Big yikes
saying witcher is a true rpg is an insult to actual true rpg's go play pillars of eternity or icewind dale if you really want to play something that can qualify as an actual rpg
What a cool contrarian you are! Suck a dick faggot.