Blocks your gaming

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>not using your old laptop as decoy

100% does not have a cat, lmao
once they learn you don't like something, they will go out of their way to do it, over and over again, regardless of the consequences.

>anime

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Where do you think you are, kid?

You ever think how fucking weird eyesight is? I mean, we are aware of what’s around us without any contact by some distant sense. It’s fucking wack. What even is sight?

Also I’m not entirely convinced that my entire existence isn’t just something my mind conjured up while floating in space for eternity.

>Pick up
>Put in lap
>Play vidya
There. It also works on little sisters

>Donkey Kong

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But then they cry and bitch and one of these big boys comes in.

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mine almost ruined my vr headset and has ruined a few controllers, and a headset.

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You DO take regular breaks from games to pet your kot friend, right?

>gaming on a shitty laptop
Thank the kitty for saving your poor ass

My autistic little shit dignifies me with a weekly visit to beg for food and hates being petted.

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Dude, did you put butter on your cables?
My cat never messes with any of these

Cats are the worst pet. Enjoy those parasites.

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I kinda miss that old fat dude taking up 60% of my desk. Rip

cute

You sick bastard

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>cat9
>there are clearly three cats

Cats do this because they don't have any toys and they want to play. Fucking buy them some toys, and keep your cables inaccessible.

that's man ga

Yyyep.

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Shitskin spotted.

As soon as my cat does this, I stop gaming immediately and hug them. I see it as a reminder of what's truly important in life. Thanks kitter.

Sound disgusting but i might try this.
i play with him and he has toys he just wants attention 24/7 and thinks that everything is his.

your gaming session?

>is a vector for toxoplasmosis

Mine have fucking PEED in my mobo when my case was open. I had to literaly wash it in the sink and dry it with a hair dryer. If I were not a hackerman and didn't know how to deal with this stuff, I would have assumed that it was fucking over.

Fucking faggot, as if turning my house into a brothel and making me the only virgin under my own roof was not bad enough.

>he can't pet his cat with his wrists while playing on a gamepad
Casual.

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do you eat shit

No, but you will when your cats spreads fecal matter on everything you own.

how do you know if you have toxoplasmosis

you probably don't, stop listening to retards

t. shit eater

If you fall for stale memes easily you surely have it.

>gaming on laptops

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I don't own a cat, so you're alone on this one.

It is clear you don't because of your lack of knowledge.

Cats are not dogs, they don't shit everywhere, neither where they lie, or where they feed like dogs do. If you have an apartment they will do it ONLY on the sandbox, if you have a home, they will do it outside, where they can bury their shit. Only dogs shit whenever they feel like it, as they are filthy animals.

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why

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my cat is cool and never messes with my stuff, but sometimes when he's offended he lays in front of the tv blocking my view and he refuses to make eye contact

youtube.com/watch?v=SzqndXLTlFc

pets are reddit
fuck off

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