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looks too white to be chocolate

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>Coca-Cola (1can)

gets me everytime
whenever I see a food webm on this site, I'm constantly waiting for the thing to make me vomit

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Mres are cool watch stevemre1989

Is there any board on this site that isn't garbage?

I don't eat fruit or veggies
they taste bad

frosted flakes and grilled cheese doesn't sound that bad, I could see it working

The grilled cheese and maybe the pb&j seem like they might be okay.

I have the same mug, I hope you enjoy your breakfast

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>MRE food
>bad
user have you ever had an MRE? They've got hella nutrients, and some are top tier food like the chilli mac, tuna (which is basically just the pre-packed starkist tuna with other MRE sides), and other shit. Some are bad but those are nowhere near as good as lunchables.

MRE's and lunchables are two entirely different sports. Hell one isn't even a sport. You're comparing like football and checkers.

i'm not against seasoning it with something sweet like honey, but cola is fucking disguisting, how do americans drink that

actually, I always cook similar dish. it was very good.

Ingredients:
>1 kilo chicken legs and wings
>1 can of Sprite
>1/2 cup of BBQ sauce
>1/2 cup of BBQ marinade mix

mix all together rest for 30 minutes then simmer, let all the sprite boil off and you're done.

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mugmind

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this has copious amounts of sugar in so many stages I'm sure the end result is just pure sugar, no strawberry

>Not posting the YouTube link the music

Lunchables have nothing on dairylea dunker jumbo tubes.

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it's the metled marshmellow - honestly looks like those shitty swiss miss instant hot coco packets.

I wish there were actual MRE lunchables

Is that boiling cum lmao.

imagine being a fat fuck who eats so much processed precooked garbage that an MRE seems appealing

Why do Americans burn their meats to char?

/diy/

nice

Don't knock it till you try it

A lot of the 1st world countries MRE's are actually good desu, contains all the calories you need and has tons of nutrition too. These meals are literally designed by nutrition experts.
Looking at US, Norwegian, French and Japanese MRE's.

that's caramelized glaze

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Most MREs are only disgusting if you're forced to eat them cold. Most of them are the equivalent of canned soup (only in pouches), and things like teabags, sachets of jam and sealed cookies. They may look gross if you open them cold and they congeal/separate, but that happens in most preserved foods.

MRE have ALL the needed nutrients and as such they're healthy as fuck(even if not really appealing in its taste), you retard.
also I'm an ex-military who's now a cook
Spanish MRE used to be good when I was a tank driver but now they're trash. thanks Rajoy

There are. They are called MRE's

just because some faggot on youtube who thinks rancid chocolate and instant coffee taste good says it tastes good it doesnt mean they actually taste good

With certain types of BBQ you smoke almost burn the outer section of the meat, to create the char, this doesn't taste like burnt meat, that charcoal esq texture. This also seals the meat, allowing it to not lose juices, and gives the meat a smoked ring of pink.

I understand you're not American, but let me tell you, give it a try if you're ever able, real midwest/southern bbq is a fucking gift.

You sound like you haven't actually tried an MRE before. I'm not basing it on youtubers, I've eaten them several times.

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is that cum in the cup?
also not vidya retard

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if you like freeze dried tv dinners thats your problem

Some MRE's are fucking delicious, you faggot. Why are you even arguing? You have probably never eaten an MRE in your fucking life.

They are specifically designed to be edible to retard burgers, so you can count on them being full of sugar and salt.

>burnt ends

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>They are specifically designed to be edible to retard burgers
thats not a tall order to fulfill you know

Those were my fav ones in elementary school.

>all those faggots tryin to trade me their poorfag lunches

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you know what I meant milspec MREs at shops

>burnt ends
God, I want some so bad.

Truly real BBQ from the midwest/south is just, I mean god damn its amazing. Real smoked brisket, or a full smoked hog. NC pulled pork is also delicious. My mouth is fucking watering

Kek. Don't you dare ever assume Americans screw up cooking in any way. They absolutely know food.

whats going on here

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breakfast lunch and dinner

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How fucking hard is it to just buy some oven mitts?

either someone using a device to blow air onto the meat, or the meat is being squeezed to get the air out of the tubes

>that 30 year old boomer who pretend we're being invaded and feast on field ration

Is it actually possible to live on a diet of only MREs without impacting your health in the long term? They're supposed to be balanced, but maybe only for shorter bursts. It'd be interesting if it's possible.

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>posting blossom unironically
Everything they post is complete bullshit.

aint these expensive as shit

Reminds me of that autistic jap who makes knives out of everything.

I don't think that there is proof of it being bad for your health but who knows.
I do know that it would probably take a toll on my mental health if I don't get something fresh every now and then.

just but some mre then, they make all sorts and you can buy in bulk though i think it's not healthy to eat a ton of them if you're not an active person

MRE's are kino though.

Why not Manwhich?

when you're young and healthy and in your prime like a soldier, sure
otherwise no
i bought a surplus mre cheese spread (literally the only decent thing in mres) of like 10,000 packs and i'm fine but it killed my friends dad who also liked them and bought like 2000 from me
well probably, a lifetime of smoking and drinking while being fat probably didn't help
but i'm blaming the mre cheese
fuck that stuff is good, especially the jalapeno variant

depends where you buy them from, if you buy them from some reseller fag then yes they jack it up hardcore
if you get them from the source, not really

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>cheese spread with jalapeno
Nice. That's like gold

>sugar shit
fatty

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I miss the burger mre. Had the bbq sauce, jalpeno spread, a burger patty and those delicious as fuck bread/soft cracker esq pieces. God damn I could eat a thousand of them.

Sounds about right. They're probably designed around burning off the majority of the calories by being active all day, so not ideal if you're just shitposting on Yea Forums constantly. I used to wonder about it after seeing all the food packages that get airdropped in LOST.

>tfw brother cooked up a bunch of home recipe brisket and mac and cheese for a family dinner last week
Bros I could eat southern food forever, how the fuck can yanks even compete?

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It's been a decade and I still can't believe they got rid of Beef Enchilada. It was perfect, you could mix everything in it together with the main dish, besides the coffee, gum, and drink of course.

Not if you're in. I used to stockpile them. I still have a couple floating around from 2008-2016.

If you're actually serving food like that you may be doing it wrong.

Wtf are you me? My brother did the same thing for our meetup last week

Are those expensive? Always wanted to say "Nice." while eating one of those

If it doesn't contain both corn syrup AND high fructose corn syrup, I want my money back.

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Tell me the truth, are these things good?

Larval infestation

based bbq bros bringing our families together

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No, I mean it's illegal in ads to use anything aside from the food product itself. For example in a McDonalds burger ad, they're only allowed to use a single realistic serving of lettuce, the exact same burger patty someone would order in store, all that shit. They just hand pick everything and rearrange it towards the camera to make the burger look fuller. They'll look through 1000 buns to find the neatest including making sure the sesame distribution is on point, and spend a lot of time on a single patty to cook it perfectly to look juicy. They can't just swap out ingredients for shaving foam or whatever, it's illegal.

MRE's are nutritious and delicious tho. Gotta keep up morale in a warzone after all.

You might like /lgbt/

>Northerners having culture

Top lel, they can't compete. All they have is a monopoly on shit hole cities, disgusting grease soaked pizza, and trannies.

If you know you won't have access to food or a reliable heat source they are good for packing purposes. Otherwise they're unnecessary.

Any chef that knows their shit knows how to present their food, it may not look perfect like advertised but it will look good.

Some are gross but most are at least decent if not actually good. Definitely not as bad as the general public seems to think when they hear "military food."

At least we won't be roasted alive in the summer by the heating planet in 5-10 years.

Don't you have a sister or a sheep you should be fucking right about now?

>disgusting grease soaked pizza,
NY is the only place outside the south that actually has food, though. Aside from pizza they also do shit like buffalo wings.

Unless you're talking about midwest/chicago style, in which case I completely agree

>tfw the gloomy english weather will actually be a benefit in the next few decades when everywhere else starts burning up

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>not getting shitfaced out on the boat with some bros every day you can
Cmon northcucks, just admit defeat

detroit style pizza is even worse, it's square and burnt

Lol don’t forget their cheese wiz grease sandwiches they can’t stop talking about. I’ve had a cheesesteak with ACTUAL cheese and proper meat and it was good.
But up in philly I went to one of the two cheesesteak places they claim are the best and grease was running down my arm after one bite, and cheese wiz is flavorless god damn

>not dipping your tendies in your pop

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You have all these tools available to you at a simple click of a button and yet here you are asking stupid questions.

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this is actually delicious
but I know Yea Forums don't cook, so they'll just remain ignorant