Game makes fun of main character for his size

I know guys who are that size and have no issues getting very attractive girlfriends. you can be an asshole incel or you can just accept what you got and try and work with it.

yes, definitely. he tried to sell merchandise through his social media before it got removed, and he's done plenty of interviews. he is if not completely then at least mostly self-aware
reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/cd81r0/bagel_boy_back_at_it_for_round_2/

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>imagine being short AND homeless

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user he is five foot flat

as long as you're confident and don't have a problem with your own looks (which is hard when you're 5 foot) you've got a shot at an alright girl i guess. girls hate it when guys whine.

>The Post went looking for Morgan in Bay Shore, where a local directed a reporter by saying “If you’re looking for the short guy who is angry, he’s around the corner fighting with the homeless people.” Turns out, Morgan lives in a red 2008 Chrysler Town & Country minivan that he parks at Nino’s Deli, where he uses the bathroom.
I think his dating game has more issues than just height.

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To be fair, at his height that van must look like a mansion

>user he is five foot flat
>flat

Yeah, I guess saying he was "five foot tall" would be a bit of a stretch

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I think you know where to go back to.

Who wins?

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this guy might end up killing someone
youtube.com/watch?v=QDeeMbtoXtQ

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how tall is he again?

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a manlet.

>the meme is already over so she's going to leave him
Feels hilarious, man.

that interview made him look tolerable

nice insecurity complex you have there
maybe see someone about it

He's like a stunted troll.

Morgan? Buddy, you can't live in a van.

did he take the super soldier serum there?

why do f*males hate short men so much? such shallow cunts. bonus points for the fat ones that cry when you insult their weight

she wasn't 'with' him to begin with. She's using him to boost her net presence to bolster her brand. He's a tiny man being preyed on by a giant, beautiful vulture and frankly i'm kind of turned on thinking about the sweet little lies she tells him, and how fucking hungry he is for that kind of attention, how goddamn easy it is to fuck with him. He's short, weak, stupid, desperate and she has all the control.

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>female don't want me!
>they must hate me!
lol

Dude this is killer. When is your set at the Comedy Store because I'm sensing a star is born lol

>you know that one grape in the bunch that is fucking tiny and malformed and wrinkly? yeah, that's what your dick is like

they dont want short men either and often joke about them and call them worthless

>Money-wise, we're told Chris stands to make anywhere from 5 to 6 figures ... depending on ticket sales and online streams
Yelling at women and making paper for it. Lanklets cannot cope.

cry on your anime forum about it i guess

that's what I'm doing now you worthless roast beef pussy

We Jews have not ordained him to be famous on twitter. Once he can be reliably controlled we will be ready to present him as entertainment for the goy.

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youtu.be/F_8SZfNOCnw

doesn't mean they hate them, just don't get turned on by them so as men they're kinda worthless. i joke about things i don't hate.

Who's the girl, she looks kinda familiar.

Wonder what it's like, being with a woman that's twice your size.

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just a "joke" but females over 180 lbs and/or with outie pussies are gross and worthless

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uh, what

heard many women say that short men are worthless and should die, including gaggles of them standing around laughing about it. not facetiously either like

Her face looks like a grown up version of Megan.

But do you hate them

imagine losing a war SO hard your children's children's children's children's children's children and so forth perpatually seethe at the winner

Fat women and manlets should just collectively die.

If manlets died then people wouldn't call me tall. I'm 6'1"

>6'1"
ahh king of manlets

6'5" reporting

using the m word should be a bannable offense

In Scandinavia you're average/king of manlets

manlet?
Beanpole cope. Enjoy your shitty proportions.

i am 260lb, i am a logger. stop your manlet cope

>taller than 6'1"
>260lb
so you have no muscle mass?

Manlets are disgusting and should die. I'm 5'9 so I will be spared

user..

give me a manlet RIGHT NOW

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MAH BAWSZ

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muscle mass weighs, user.

It's nbd, i will bulk back up when i get back to work, been out commission for awhile now with a broken leg.

Is 260lbs at 6'1 considered thin in america?

If you are short you just have to deal with it and get over it. If you can.

Uh, yeah, that's what I said.
From a yank to whatever the fuck you are, happy lifting.

He said he was taller than that, user.

I am a yank as well washington state, thanks brother. at least being stuck has given me lots of time to catch up on video games

This was a journey user. Write more

that comic was fucking gay

Not the same guy but

Imagine you're a tiny man but you commute to work. You prepare for work inside your doll house your girlfriend gave you as a christmas gift. You slide down the pink slide while simultaneously tying your tie that's no thicker than the girth of a toothpick. She picks you up and sets you inside your custom built matchbox car. She makes vroom vroom noises and she palms you in your car while she gets into hers. She drives to work while making car noises. You get to work and she kisses you, almost swallowing you. After a quick 20 minute run from the sidewalk to the door, you begin your day

>after spending 8 hours running from the sidewalk to the door, your workday is already over before it even began

But he said "no homo" at the end.