RASPBERRY CUBE CENSORED ON PS4; UNCENSORED VERSION ON SWITCH RECEIVES HIGHER RATING

Nintendo gets another uncensored game
SNOY BTFO

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ps4 is more wholesome and honestly hotter it really makes you wonder what the cunny looks and smells like

>weebshit "game"
I'll stick to good games like Mario Maker 2, thanks.

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What does Sony have against phones?

>muh anime tiddies
Learn what cultural norms are incel, most people dont want the bottom picture here in the west. That stuff is mostly for japan where it's tolerable. Now fuck up.

>nnintendo is for trannies

Look at the balls on that anime dude.

Faggot Defense Force incoming
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people defending censorship like this just because they're drones is fucking sad

>now fuck up
Looks like you did already

>playing a VN on anything but PC

I do like pantyhose.

It isn't a Sony branded phone.

Because its not censorship, it's localization. Learn the difference

puffiness is directly related to cuteness
why wouldn't they show that?

>vn
lol

will this porn game be translated?

Why did Sony censor the smartphone?

SONY 4 THE ROASTIES CONFIRMED

t. incel

>reading moege

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>snoy trannies coping
OH NONONO!

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dialte

then why is it higher rated?

You know, I don't like weeb shit at all. But what you said was the most retarded thing I have ever heard in regards to defending censorship.

Sony? More lik

I’m a fookin raspberry

localization doesnt effect the japanese copy of the game. This censor both japanese & na/eu copy of the game so ""importing"" the Japanese copy won't do shit. it's not localization

Wagahigh had some decent h-scenes.

It's so fucking easy. Thanks for the (you)'s :)

Conflicted really. Top is actually quite nice, bottom feels boring to look at.

How fat are you?

>RECEIVES HIGHER RATING
And this is why it happens. The PS4 is a console for everyone, why the shits is an incel weeb machine.

How does the skirt go that far down? It looks bad.

I'm pretty sure even in Japan most people would call it disgusting, but that doesn't mean it's OK to censor it for the people that are into that shit.

>muh trannies
How many do you think exist on this board? trust me plenty of people just understand that pedobait stuff isnt the hill to die on like retard anti-sjws think.

But can I blow a raspberry on her tummy?

Imagine unironically playing this game in public along with your body pillow

Sony teaching pedos that they are fucked in the head and should kill themselves.

PS4 you play in the living room where you can't fap. Switch you can bring with you to privacy where you can fap. Makes sense.

how is it censoring? just go buy a different copy instead of whining. Not worth the outrage

>censorship is good and okay when I like the company that is doing it

I want to bury my face into that puffy

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You're losing the culture war. You really will die on that hill no matter how much you deny it.

You default to baseless insults now because you got fucked? Big lmao.

>they are still falling for it

First week on 4channel huh. Must feel weird without that up or down vote arrow huh.

I want to buy a nintendo switch!

>didn't post his weight and instead copes

Yeah you are fat as hell at least 300lbs+

>culture war
Youve already lost it retard, what gains have anti-sjw spergs done at all. You reactionary morons just complain about this stuff for a few days and nothing ever comes of it.

Nope, Sony USA decides everything game related now. So if these games are made to american standards first and not japanese, how is it censorship?

>sony only censors shitty weeb games

Honestly makes me fucking laugh. I can play this shit on pc or dare god I buy a switch.

Glad to see you sony ponies fucking angry. Buy/build a decent pc you retards.

The pc version of this is censored like the ps4 port buddy

I can see my dick still and don't waddle when I walk but could stand to lose a ponch.

>he doesn't read/speak japanese and play the original

Fucking retard.

Funny how the tables have turned. Though if you arent buying these games on PC to begin with youre kind of a cuck

>he doesn't read/speak japanese and play the original
Nice projection and cope tactics

>lost it
When Trump is about to win round 2. You sure you can sleep okay every night?

I'm 210 fat as fuck and can still see my dick. Seeing your dick proves nothing you fat asshole.

"Merely Pretending!"

Damn, that is a PUFFY vulva

If you buy games you’re a cuck

Seeing cunny on a console feels kinda special, on PC it's always been a thing so you just expect it. Although with Steam's recent opening to hentai games, it's gone one step further.

Where’s the wall?

Go to college and have sex

There's very large amount of evidence suggesting that people who scream at drawings are much more likely to have very real CP with very real children on them than average person.
Shall I report you to feds?

I could have done without the cameltoe though

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I know what you mean. Women just do not care about anything deeper than how they are perceived. It is difficult to share sharing existence with them on this mortal plane.

Today I sat alone in the train listening to my obscure esoteric ritual ambient music, then two conventionally attractive females joined me in my solitude, they sat in front of me and started having a mundane conversation, it caught my interest how they kept talking and laughing about trivial normie topics instead of contemplating the true essence of life and searching for a purpose within. We make eye contact for a split second but I break it immediately as she carried on the conversation with her friend, she probably thought she made eye contact with a normal awkward nerdy guy listening to his music in peace but in reality she's beholding a man that is enduring the metaphysical struggle of his race, a man with an aristocratic and adventurous spirit that yearns for celestial freedom as his mind is experiencing levitation towards a complete transcendence despite only weighing 120 pounds.

I indirectly gazed upon the females with an eye of revulsion, repulsed by their moral disintegration and degenerate lifestyle, then in complete and utter disgust I thought to myself "if only they knew how much of a wise Magian I am?" They would've given themselves to me, to fullfil my carnal desires, to plant my seed and give a chance to my offspring to exist and flourish. But of course they won't as I'm very sure they have decided to pursue this puny empty life, to have sex with the so-called CHAD. It truly is a difficult time for an intellectual like me to exist

Literally being built as we speak.

People like you are why we still have console exclusives

This but unironically

Top: Soul
Bottom: Soulless

It's not going to be released in english, also the PC version have been out for a while, go play right now if you can

Anime fanservice is the only hill that deserves dying on.

>it's localization
user... Do you not know what country's ratings board CERO is?

who would've thought nintendo would be based and cunnypilled

???

SONY DID NOTHING WRONG

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>The PS4 is a console for everyone
What E/G rated exclusives does it have then?

I really cannot say because you will run to your local social media communist rebel group to cause more unwarranted violence. And I don't want to be a part of or associated with any terror activity.

Not really, If you put more value into fanservice then actual gameplay, you're pretty stupid.

Pretty based tbqhwy.

It's weird seeing Nintendo listen to fans even though they've been doing it for a while.
I hope one day their online won't be absolute dogshit.

>ur dumb
Peak snoy argument right here.

resetera always wins baybay

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Some bad games are still worth buying just for that. It happens once you run out of games to buy because there aren't enough, so you start looking at the bad stuff and end up going for it.

is it more cgs? How's the game affected by the censorship?

why would snoy even defend this, when you didn't even get a fucking game this year.

>puffy cunny is nintendo exclusive
this changes everything

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From how I see it, you're just buying a game for softcore porn when you can get actual porn for free.

>some weeb shit nobody cares about got censored so incels have a harder time jerking off to anime games
96 MILLION
37 MILLION
Seethe, fuckboiiiiii

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lol

wtf I love /bant/ now
when did /bant/ get such a cute and funny boardtan?

>Only games they censored were blatantly ficticous and in no way realistic
They did however allow totally uncensored "realistic" pedo shit. Weird... Also the argument for quality is highly suspect when they openly advertised blatant scams or things screaming "I stole all these assets and barely know what I'm doing with anything... What's animation?"

>tenor
Hello r*ddit

Censorship is objective. My annoyance on the topic is that GTA V can show nips and penises in the game no problem, yet some games are censored regardless. Like I said, weeb and hentai is a fucking abomination in this world, and if one were to fap to it, shame on you pal, but if the target audience for the console (after all, PS4 is always marketed to teens and adults) and people pull the censorship card because everyone is "so proggresive" these days, it's not a wonder why people are kind of upset (which was caused by DMC5.) Oh, and the "(You)'s" comment make you look like a retard looking for attention and proves you got your ass handed to you.

>reddit is bad guys!!!

But its not supposed to be porn. Barnacleheads can't fathom people buying games with risque elements as just for entertainment.

It always has to go back to your habits of fucking literal kids doesn't it. Get a clue retard. 2D isn't porn.

Now, why would they? What could be the purpose behind getting "softcore porn" in place of "actual porn".
Can you think of any possible reason that doesn't resort to petty insults?
Here's a freebie
Porn doesn't have established characters and personalities.

>PLAYstation
>You can't actually play, only watch
What did they mean

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Fuck sony Niggers & Fuck censorchip

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If that girl is underaged, I swear to god Yea Forums is dead to me.

Its called playstation because you have to press play on your tv remote to watch the movie

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Uh, yes it is
You new here?

Why? And more importantly, how long have you been here?

alright then, point me to a fanservice heavy game with both a solid story+characters, I am genuinely interested.

Why did they censor the phone?

Man that's cruel
Why is this allowed?

She's ugly

Hold on? Why?

ARE YOU BEING FUCKING SERIOUS YOU LOLICON ASSHOLE!

Genkai Tokki Castle Panzer

Makes sense

Thank god that smartphone is gone it was too lewd

It wasn't a Sony phone

>focusing on one part of what I said so you can conveniently ignore the rest of it
Okay, friendo.

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So you've been here for less than a year? Lurk more

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t. Muhammad

/l/ - Loli was once a board. Good times.
You will never know the feel of being underage and looking at loli so its legal and you don't feel Chris Hansen staring.

NOOOOOOOOOO ANIME PUSSY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OURS

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All I ever wanted to do was look at girls my own age.

The more important thing is it's a fucking drawing. Who gives a shit what her age is as age given to anime characters is almost completely arbitrary. Would it actually matter to you if the character was 20 versus 14? I doubt it as I bet you'll still say "it's pedo because she's tiny."

Fuck off Pedo, no one gives a shit about your animated kiddie porn. Get some help before you become a danger to real children.

Right side, god rays is sexier.
You can imagine here wearing nothing under that light.

Trump is the jew bootlicker

dont post 3d here, go back to /tvpol/ pedo

Do you think video games lead to violent behavior? Many studies have proven this to be false. So why would fictional sexual stimulation lead to seeking an IRL equivalent?

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Noooooooo

I wasn't going to play that game

This is an outrage

Weeb games have NEVER been censored before PS4 started doing it

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im a sony fanboy and i dont play weebshit but this is unacceptable. if i were a weeb i would drop them

You really don't belong here. Go back.

Imagine being this much of an NPC

Its a pure feeling. Innocent yet naughty.
I think that the reason why barnacleheads are actual pedos is partly because of their repressed desires from childhood.
Censorship is only going to create even more pedophiles tomorrow.
After all, when porn became widespread rape rates have dropped. So cutting porn is enabling rapists. Same logic.

I used to watch porn which was very vanilla, these days I watch the weirdest most obtuse fetish porn. Why? Because regular porn got boring and wasn't enough anymore, I wasn't getting that thrill. This will work the same for OP and his animu girls, at some point he's going to get bored of anime girls (vanilla stuff) and want the more extreme thing. I just hope OP has no access to IRL children.

If these games are "essentially" child porn then why aren't they stopped by the rating agencies? They sound like the old conservative republicans who believed innocuous E-T rated games were the spawn of the devil that would corrupt our youth. I also don't get why they're happy with Sony for merely censoring them. Ultimately Sony is still supporting these "pedo" games that they loathe so much by hosting them on their platform.

Imagine being a pedophile.

I used to enjoy loli stuff, now I just feel disgust towards it. You will grow up eventually, direct your outrage towards real meaningful things in life instead of crying about loli.

RESETERA DOING GODS WORK THANK YOU

It's not censored on pc

Seething Iran shill

They're not supporting them because they're censoring them. Sony hopes that pedophilia will eventually die in Japanese video games if they keep making the devs censor the games. I hope it works too.

HxH is shit

Reminder that people calling drawings pedoshit are most likely actual pedos themselves

nice mental gymnastics

By your same logic wouldn't you just get into the more fetish based doujins? That's one hell of a rabbit hole to go down, trust me I know from experience. Any functional adult knows how to tell fiction from reality. There's a line that only the most fucked up of people cross when abusing a child.

This but unironicly

go suck off some baby dick kike

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this, once these r9k and /pol/ pedos get an actual social life you start viewing things so much differently

Because you gave up to pressure,real lolicons are for Life,you fashion lolicon.

Screech into your body pillow, turboautist

weaboo pedos need to be gassed

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Hey man you're right. But the people who don't want the one in the bottom aren't going to suddenly buy the one on the top. So why fucking bother?

Nah they just are discord falseflagger weebs that the majority of time they are also into pedoshit but do It to get some you.

I recall that Resetera recently had a panic when they thought that one of their admins/ mods was also outed for real cheese pizza.
Good luck browsing there without ending up on the FBI watch list.

Everything these guys live for is a lie.

Sorry, I don't use RetardEra so that will make imagining rather hard.

bottom picture is for paedophiles, 100%. anyone who likes it is a pedo

>Used to enjoy Loli stuff
>Watched a anime about a tity 15 years old ,and called himself lolicon.

Cute artist

Pedos have good taste

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And yet you fuckers keep getting caught trying to fuck kids after crying about cartoon porn over and over again.

>A children's rights activist has been jailed for six years and eight months for sexually abusing a boy in the 1960s.
Seems like he realised what he did wrong and was trying to ban pedoshit in an attempt to stop other people abusing children.

Imagine being the artist who drew this, how do you even show your work to someone else without being outed as a pedo

things occurred

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No, I actually liked most loli. You eventually come to the realization that loli=depiction of children which is fine, but the moment you sexualise it you just come of as pedoish.

Being a pedo is normal in Japan.

He is right tho anime is for pedos.

That artist has fans and money. You have facebook-tier posts on 4channel that earn worthless (you)s.

yeah, to be fair, he never said he was AGAINST anime

>They're not supporting them
>They're just selling their product, taking a cut from their sales and giving the rest of it to developers who (from your perspective) endorses pedophilia
Let's also not pretend that Sony is doing this for moral reasons. As they've stated themselves to The Wall Street Journal they're doing this because they fear backlash after the MeToo movement.

>when this artist's Pixiv is mostly empty

The real tragedy here desu

>Being an intellectual is normal in Japan.
fixed

And there is nothing Wrong with that you are only a pedo in denial

>Seems like he realised what he did wrong and was trying to ban pedoshit in an attempt to stop other people abusing children.
Why not... I dunno... TRY AND SAVE THE CHILDREN BEING RAPED IN THE UK?
On a scale of not a problem at all to what the ever loving fuck are you doing
Japan sits around a not a problem at all, the US sits around "SHIIIET nigga, that ain't right" and the UK sits at FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING, NO REALLY HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET TO THIS POINT, THIS IS BEYOND THE SCALE.
Why the fuck would you then target a literal pile of fucking nothing?

Which oddly the claim against Naughty Dog mysteriously got swept under the rug... Gets you thinking about things...

On the contrary he would be trying to secure the supply of beautiful underage peoples for himself or his circle. Its a market of limited availability. Kids don't get kidnapped all the time and not all kids are beautiful or bloom early.

there is even more evidence that people who claim that people who scream at drawings are pedophiles are in fact child rapists themselves.
I already reported you to FedEx.

>lower child molestation rate than America or Britain
Based pedos.

classic

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>ukers have big noses

Why did they mean by this?

oh no no no

delet

>muh le censored weebshit xddd

It's almost as if Japan's age of consent is 13 while in the UK and most of the US, it's 16. So in Japan you can molest a 13 year old legally.

well the japanese are pretty much noseless so yeah... and the british have big noses among the white world too, not as big as france or italy but big.

I'm about to colonise the FUCK out of japan.

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really makes you think
britbongistan is fucked

Here in my country is 13 too but in all country not just two prefecturas.

>It's almost as if
put down the soi

not true, the national age of consent is not as important as local laws (the court system you would be introduced to first).
AoC in Tokyo is 17.
AoC is as low as 16 in some states of the US... and some states in the US have legal child marriage.

I hate snoy

and by "some states" i mean most states:
>The lowest state Age of Consent in the United States is 16. This is the most common age of consent, and is adopted by Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, and West Virginia.

And that 13 doesn't apply to pretty much the whole country as prefectures have their own age of consent laws that "overrule" the national law.

You can marry 13 years old in 2 prefectures of japan tought.

Now find the US statisitics and realise the UK really isn't that bad.

>Unable to separate fiction from reality
Fuck off you genuine pedophile

Shit like this hurts my soul.
Cute girl cunny is a sacred thing you shouldn't defile.

>if these games are made to american standards first and not japanese, how is it censorship?
Refer to the OP image

>More than 200,000 children married in US over the last 15 years
>Girls as young as 10 were among the minors who wedded under legal loopholes

REMINDER
>oneangrygamer.net/2019/06/usa-japan-austria-rebut-u-ns-proposal-to-ban-certain-anime-comics-manga/85554/
REMINDER
>oneangrygamer.net/2019/03/u-n-official-arrested-for-molesting-teen-while-u-n-proposal-continues-to-target-loli-anime/79768/

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It's still censorship even if you have other options

>0.27% of children getting abused means your country is fucked

Lucky rich bastards

why does everyone say cunny, the girls in OPs game are all titty monsters and old hags.

>under legal loopholes
Mind if I see these loopholes for purely academic reasons?

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All the anime Girls look the same

tahirih.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/TahirihChildMarriageReport-1.pdf

meanwhile they're probably defending pedos on twitter

You have to be rich and powerfull for that.

>ps4 version sells better anyway

Wait what was naughty dog accused of? I'm in the dark here.

>BBC's Stacey Dooley grilled Girls Und Panzer character designer Takeshi Nogami for 3 hours, telling him that his works should be outlawed.
>More strange is that despite Dooley having a 3 hour interview with Girls Und Panzer‘s character designer, Takeshi Nogami, none of the interview actually made it into the report

>So Stacey asked me “Why don’t you Japanese just follow (adjust to, do) what we do in the UK?”, and I returned “Why don’t you British people just do what we Japanese do since we are more civilized and have lower crime rate?” (Rice Translation — the quotes are written in quite a rude way)
roastie whore later got arrested and did a documentary where a bunch of mudslimes were destroying her country

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I don’t think this counts as loli

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Who is buying this?

Goldberg

not really.

I hate lolicon fanboys.

So they censored some regular teen anime girl and say it’s pedo shit?

Naughty Dog had its own #metoo debacle, but everyone forgot about it.

Take it easy retard it’s just a drawing.

Underage=illegal,not only lolis are underage the majority of anime Girls are like 14-17,lolis are more extreme.

Anything anime is pedo for the people who dislike it.

There was an accusation that only Kotaku of all places reported on when MeToo was originally gaining traction. Rumor was it was a male of a high profile in the company who did the act to the male victim. Of course only THAT claim wasn't taken seriously and reported on while all others were listened and believed.

well I guess it isnt pedo then, ill take a few posts back where I did call it pedo

>lost the argument and got buttfucked by user
massive cope Tbh

>lower crime rate
Only because women never report men when they get raped/molested. Lack of consent is a huge problem in Japan.

Plus they can’t differentiate reality from fiction.
I have a sneaking suspicion anyone who calls obvious anime Pedo pedo pedo are cheese pizza pedos the real deal

>How do you want your 18+ VN, bruh? Censored or more censored?
Fuck off and play it on PC.

>The people that Scream pedo everytime are into underage anime Girls.
I know It.

>it might be better to foster young enthusiastic comrades within [those countries]
anime is propaganda after all....
im glad.

Yeah that makes sense I was just under the impression that they censored it because it was the more extreme loli stuff and not generic teen girl

More like no one reported on it. Which is weird, almost like
someone didn't want this coming to light when the supposed accused was heavily implied to be a certain Duckmann.
Imagine talking about how important diversity is only to be outed as a sexual harasser in MeToo's peak. That wouldn't have been a good look at all.

>can be done against their will
I thought Burgerland was a first world country

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Damn straight

How do I make patches? It sounds pretty easy in theory: extract uncensored CGs from the Japanese version and put them into the cucked version.

BBC banned Johnny Rotten in 1978 for telling the truth about decades long pedophile Jimmy Savile
youtube.com/watch?v=esKnWAIgpLY

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what made you think that?

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It is, apparently.
nintendosoup.com/raspberry-cube-switch-gets-higher-age-rating-than-ps4-due-to-sexier-scenes/
That said, there are patches for this on PC, right?

It's more complicated than that because you have to replace entire scenes with the additional text and voice files.

>Tits
Disgusting

They are censoring everything underage that is 90 of the games,also is pretty dumb to someone that is agains Loli to be into underage anime girls,It does'nt make sense for me.

You just can't hate Johnny Rotten.

>localization
This is for Japan. The game hasn't even been picked up for localization elsewhere.

Well as someone who enjoys loli content, it made sense to me that they censored what I thought was loli given what’s been going on in the world but it wasn’t even that it was just some teen

How fucking retarded is snoy, the weebs who buy this game obviously wont be offended by cunny

>have no hard evidence for recent events that a lawyer can't loophole away
>bag them on something they did years ago
Standard practice. People who do fucked up shit like partake in pedo rings can be very careful

But what if someone sees it and doesn't buy it but posts an image of it on the internet and people start a hashtag? What then huh?

What is the Big diference between a Loli and a anime teen?a pair of medium to Big tits?also if you are a lolicon you would know that lolis are a bodytype and Lolis can be a teen or a adult.

Nintendo needs to get Sony a thank you card with all these Switches they're selling, goddamn

Miss me with that PS5 shit

The article's wrong, the PC version is 18+. CERO doesn't even rate PC games.

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If that person isn't in Japan then who gives a shit? It's not coming overseas.

The rest of the world don‘t want kids shooting in their schools too, but we didn‘t say shit about your culture aye?

The Switch version is censored too. The original Japanese PC version has sex scenes. Here's one of the sex scenes which I've censored because Yea Forums is a blue board.

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I think that's the All ages version, either that or the retard marked PC with PS4 when it should've been marked next to the Switch.
That was clearly a normal scene and not a modified H scene. Of course PC is totally uncensored(bar mosaics) but again CERO says no to sex scenes. Implied is OK though.

Yeah I can enjoy either including traps, I particularly enjoy the “legal loli” tag in doujins as sometimes they have a loli teacher who is an adult who fucks one of her students. Good stuff.

Because the people in power are part of the rape gangs

>sonybois being so used to imagining better things instead of actually having anything of quality.
makes sense

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and most sexual crimes are not reported due to family shame.

>Nintendo is literally the EGS of consoles

Nice statistics you've got there. What makes you think it's any different in asia?

>the retard marked PC with PS4 when it should've been marked next to the Switch.
Exactly. PC has no censorship nor is there an all-ages version for it.
All-ages re-releases on PC are rare and mostly done for either VNs that are very popular for reasons other than porn (Fate/stay night, Muv-Luv, etc.), or for Western releases since 18+ games aren't as marketable even with Steam allowing 18+ games now (think Nekopara)

BASED SONY. Kill yourself weeb pedos

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i get that censorship can be bad, but why do you guys care so much about this shit? theyre not censoring anything important to the game or culture in general. they havent started to censor anything else that was previously okay. are you really that desperate to see a child's camel toe that you would drag a legitimate concern about censorship into such disrepute? did you learn nothing from GG, where you turned a legitimate grip about ethics in journalism into "r9k goes global?"

But Nintendo is doing good things rather than bad?

you are a traitor to the cunny

>being this much of a delusional shill

>me too dumb to think for self so sony got mes back

Roast beef on the top one.

>they havent started to censor anything else that was previously okay
But sony only started censoring stuff with the rise of #metoo, they had these games with such themes all the time before then

It's kind of scary how many people from neogaf/resetera turn out to be pedophiles

>but it doesnt add up in my mind so it must be this way!

>cant find in store
Fake jews

right but its not really a theme is it? its lewd images of anime children. its not an important political or ideological message. this isnt censorship so to speak, no one is controlling you with this, youre not being informed or manipulated, its applying taste and standards to a pornographic videogame

a game that frankly youre lucky exists at all. if the images in this game were rendered in a western art style it would be called what it is and you'd be locked up for owning it

>censoring pornographic material isnt censorship because
listen to yourself

Forget the panties for a moment. Can we just discuss how they took her phone away?

Like, I can get the tranniefannies hating panties, but what the fuck is wrong with phones?

Then why does Sony censor it in Japan too?

>google censorship
>"Censorship is the suppression of speech, public communication, or other information, on the basis that such material is considered objectionable, harmful, sensitive, or "inconvenient". Censorship can be conducted by a government, private institutions, and corporations."

>ask Yea Forums what censorship is
>200 wojak edits and 500 people crying about "MUH FUCKING CUNNY DUDE! I JUST WANT TO LOOK UP A LITTLE GIRL'S SKIRT"

maybe you should listen to yourself mate

>this isnt censorship so to speak,
Yes it is.

because they dont? sony america decides this, japan is just getting the global version now that america and everyone gets

...

One slight CG edit is enough to bring a Cero D game to Cero C ? I don't believe it

>censorship
cen·sorship
/ˈsensərSHip/
Learn to pronounce
noun
noun: censorship
1.
the suppression or prohibition of any parts of books, films, news, etc. that are considered obscene, politically unacceptable, or a threat to security.
"the regulation imposes censorship on all media"

>suppression of speech, public communication, or other information, on the basis that such material is considered objectionable, harmful, sensitive, or "inconvenient".
Yep, it's censorship.

So how is this not censorship? Because you do not like the material being censored?

learnersdictionary.com/definition/censorship

Women in america, europe, and the UK are also infamous for not reporting rape cases. Do those not count?

Thank you for explaining the problem.

Women live in a delusion

damn imagine being a weeb so obsessed by his masturbation that he chooses consoles based on cenosored/uncensored CP borderline material that's largely available online everywhere else

Imagine posting weeb shit all over a videogame board meaning they need to masturbate even during videogames

it almost sounds like a mental disease, I guess the good part of it is that they totally wants to be super repulsive and creepy to females so they won't be able to reproduce

Imagine caring enough to make this long a post about it

>what is dmc

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sony changed that back, sorry incel you cant use that one.

Shh, Trish is clearly underaged. (She was cloned what? 10 years ago game time?)

a game with too many sequels and a non linear story that no one gives a shit about compared to the whole market?

>2019
>Nintendo are the anti censorship platform and Sony are pro-censorship

How in the fuck? Imagine telling people this would be the case back in the 90's

>imagine
>imagine
>it almost sounds like
>I guess
Grow a spine and learn to state things with confidence, double spacing plebbitor. You're on an anonymous imageboard for fucks sake

Wow based snoy cucks out and can only go after niche anime games, so this is the power of california

> what is irony
> I don't know how to identify it when its' clearly in front of my eyes
ever considered putting a bullet in your empty head? dull kid

>n-no that's not apart of it !

Forget the 90’s, imagine telling people that when FE fates was released 4 years ago.

>ever considered ... ?
Better, but you should castrate yourself for still being a pansy about it, if you aren't already.

>a game that frankly youre lucky exists at all
Just a friendly reminder that Rance is OLDER than ALL of Sony's First Party properties and porn games have more of a place in the industry than Playstation ever wishes it could.

handhelds are fine too as long as the screen isn't shit.

nah, I live with my girlfriend in my fully owned hose, what about you kid? ever seen a pussy in your weeb life? (no need to reply, we all know the answer)

removing bullies from schools was a mistake

>giving any human with power who has shown that they will abuse it in the past the benefit of the doubt
Holy shit. Please user, don't be so naive.

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>on the basis that such material is considered objectionable, harmful, sensitive, or "inconvenient"
>With the rise of MeToo and streamers(all groups who don't play these games)
>Attacking a very specific type of content while letting worse through
>"They're a private company they can do what they want"
Perfect 1:1 match for censorship

How many payments did you make to fully own a hose? Hows the PSI rating?

No you don't, you're just a random user fishing for (You)'s by acting like a retard

>most people are male feminists like me
Nope.

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>Snoy censors weeb games on PS4
>Snoy fanboys are HAPPY that other SNOY PS4 OWNERS can't play the games they want in their original form
Can't make this shit up

>bait
And in this case, the localization process involved censorship.

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>reactionary
Go back to leftypol, commie retard.

not him, but normies make up the majority and they dont like loli either. So he is right, most people in the west would find it bad.

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Most normies wont care either way because its not a normie game

>admitting it was never too lewd for your eyes
explain why it's still unchanged in eu.

REST *clap* IN *clap* POWER
**this is what the retarded commie antifas in this thread think is cool**

user san, eto, you're saying some pretty dangerous things... I don't think my chinese sponsors would be very happy if you posts things like that! Kindly refrain from likening localization to censorship, thanks!

Edit: I mean: user, no post bad. thing? Okay thanks! Try be good. ^^'

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This, most normalfags won't even know the game exists

Go back to your antifa subreddit, basedboy.

Anything's better than supporting you pathetic retards.

Hell, most of the random THOTs that sleep with famous dudes aka the #MeToo movement; the people this fucking policy was made for, probably don't even know these games exists.

Look at this poorfag, I paid for my hose straight cash, walked right out home depot with a 75ft monster.

Thanks for the links, user.

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So the only thing the Switch is good for is poorly drawn ecchi that I can look at on my phone? Simply epic

Guess the PS4 is too weak for that huh lol

>doesn't capitalize or use punctuation
Why do all leftists that come here type like this? Where do they come from?

You're an idiot.

SNOY BTFO

I rather read some more twitter screencaps or something about streamers than these pedo weeb """"games"""". Pathetic.

>protip: you cannot

yeah you're pretty pathetic. try reddit maybe?

are you blind?

But that's where you're from.

I do. I post here while waiting for reddit to update.

Yeah I'm sure reddit likes weeb pedo games more than streamers
just fuck off

Barnacleheads? I haven't been on Yea Forums in a while, what aren't you allowed to say now?

theres literally nothing wrong with sony forcing developers to make their pedo bait shit less obvious
anyone who makes a fuss about this is a pathetic sheltered fuck who will die a virgin or rapist smd

>If you like porn, you're sheltered now
Whew lad

Her tits are bigger than my manboobs.

>censorship is wonderful
>t. commie from leftypol or resetera

>you don't like my pedo simulator?
>heh you must be from reddit gotteeeem :^)

>I don't like pedoshit on Yea Forums
ok
>I HATE PEDOSHIT AND I'M HAPPY THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, HAVE SEX INCLE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
not ok, now go back

You're like furries, you can't keep your disgusting fetishes to yourself. So what if Playstation censors this? Just find some other shitty cartoon to wank to and stop screeching and shouting about muh anime tiddies

>2019
>Supporting any PS4 game
KEK

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All this has me worried about Utawaremono Zun.

I'm probably gonna bite the bullet and get it day one cause I really enjoyed Mask of Deception/Mask of Truth.

I just hope they either leave it alone or don't do too much to it.

Who would even buy the PS4 version? The entire point of these games is the fanservice

>Just find some other shitty cartoon to wank to
The idea behind the censoring of these sorts of games is to eventually censor all of these types of games and shame anyone who enjoys them because the people behind said censorship treat it like a fucking moral crusade

Literally no one is holding a gun to your head and making you play it. In fact, no one outside
>my chinese cartoon imageboard
even knows this game exists

If this wasn't such a big deal, why censor it in the first place.

>but they don't wanna alienate their audience that buys AAA games
Bull-fucking-shit! As stated earlier, normies don't even know these games even exists.

No one. Thats the idea user. That way Snoy can go back to the devs and go, "See, no one wants your shitty game, now make what WE tell you to"

So? Do you watch porn in public?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Just don't buy the game then?

What the fuck does watching porn in public have to do with this?

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They can only associate these games with porn as that is what the journobloggers have dictated to them as truth.

Pink Floyd made the wall nearly 40 years ago dude.

Serious question, how much child pornography do you have on your computer? Everyone who complains about loli seems to have quite a collection.

Bro just post pics of your hose.

>Switch can’t switch and PlayStation can’t play.
What kind of timeline are we in right now?

How sad. Truly their minds and perceptions of reality are warped.
Daily reminder

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Of everything in this faggot's text conversations, the foreskin obsession is the most disturbing part. I mean what the fuck?

For those who haven't already listened to it, the opening theme to this VN absolutely kicks ass:
youtube.com/watch?v=tZrCEDFlzAQ

go back to thedonald
oh wait

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On one hand I love frills a whole lot and imagination is hotter anyway
On the other I love panties through pantyhose too
I win in either case so whatever
But for reference, imagining slowly moving the frilly skirt sideways so I can look at her panties while she's embarrassed about it is way hotter

Oh boy, another exciting episode of "sonybros defend something they criticized five years ago."

But obviously isn't a snoyfag

Source?

Imagine being a commie in the current year. Must suck to not have brain.

Based Sony CHADS protecting their platform from weeb degeneracy

This
So pathetic when weebs cry if they can't see naked anime kids in their games
Search on pornhub incels...

we won, cry harder

>CHADS
>running from and cowering before the might of lewd anime girls
Pick one and only one

>...
I wish mods weren't such faggots now, you shitposting migrants should be banned

i'll say it again
>what is dmc

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>americans really are this dumb
lmoa muhhh guns muhh amendment fucking loser get a grip

>this is a solid argument in america
lmao noones forcing me to watch child porn so why should it be banned? kek yall dumb af

>btfo
kek

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>he doesn't know that PS4 had a lot of fanservice games before this bullshit happened
>implying Sony wasn't doing just fine catering to both normies and weebs/otakus

Because child porn is illegal

This game isnt

Nothing lasts forever, you worthless cretin.

>comparing a game with fanservice to actual kids being exploited and abused

I'd say you're the stupid one here.

>mentions STICKING WITH MARIO MAKER 2
>hurdurslurp hue snoy!! Huhuh
Literal fucking retard.

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>Sony of California hasn't already started exerting influence over Japanese developers
Holy fuck inform yourself before you jump into a conversation that you know nothing about

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long enough for your favourite vidya ips getting destroyed :^)

Source on image?

>No Persona 5
>a-at least we got visual novel with no gameplay but visible panties
The absolute state of Nincels

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Not even the same image faggot.

Uncensored on PS4, censored on Shitch. PS4 players actually play games, Nincels just watch jpg images.

some people call resetera barnacleheads because of a get in a spongebob thread or something, it's voluntary.

>I buy games consoles to masturbate to cartoons

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me on the left

What else can you play on Shitch? It's dead handheld with shit specs.

>I buy games consoles to support the #METOO movement and be progressive!

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There's nothing wrong with girls. There's nothing wrong with girls having big boobs. There's nothing wrong with girl's panties. It's fine. Some girls like doing different things to other girls. Some girls are dorks, some girls like playing sports, some girls take pictures of their panties. It's fine.

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Censorship - SOUL

if you don't want something then why would you buy it

Who are you quotting queer?

This . I hate censoring and I am used to see every kind of perversion on vydia, but the top picture in this example is better.

>There's nothing wrong with girls
A girl can never love you

All the woman games are on the Switch, sorry

on ps4 in europe? so now we have a game being censored, then half un-censored for what reason?
>oh no, we've been exposed

>Trying to deflect

>*boots up Super Mario Bouncy Castle Fun Time*

>commie
>winning

lmao

>Still deflecting.
I have a PS4 btw.

We have it uncensored so what's your problem again?
Deflect from what? Are you seriously buy visual novels to masturbate to jpg images? You are pathetic man.

>masturbate
>porn
Maybe you should get your head out of the gutter user? Being so obsessed with porn that it's all you see can't be healthy for you.

I'm sure you do user.

>hey look i'm projecting

Why his balls are so big?

I never had any intention of buying this game but I'm going to gloat about Sony taking a stand against pedophilia *opens up tor and orders another batch of russian ls model images*
Shame on Japan!

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Would you like a timestamp pic, or should I just assume youll shitpost that too?

Have you read the topic of the thread mini-mind?

>most people don't want X
>so NOBODY can have it!
Fuck off
"Most people" aren't going to buy a game like this either way

But it's you who are obsessed with this shit and bragging how it's uncensored. I bet you are stinking neckbeard living with mom.

not american, sorry guise

Funny you should mention that but neither were the SJWs they did this for.

What is Sony's endgame, exactly?

>>so NOBODY can have it!
And that's a good thing! Just go buy a Switch, it's much more suitable for people like you.

But Xenoblade 2 and Smash are also censored, also remember those times when nintend shills attacked every weeb game?

A visual novel got heavily censored on one platform while another is less censored with the PC version being uncensored. People are happy that one of the two major consoles in Japan is taking a stand against censorship being forced on them by the west.
Have you read the topic of the thread? Without your jaded, glazed over eyes of course.

based

To crash the PS5, with no survivors.

Why do you care about visual novel with no gameplay and shit story?

removing salacious games from their platform so people complaining about sexuality in games can't say "look at the filth sony allows on playstation!"
they want to ditch underage panty quest for minority burqa quest

Ethics department approves

A shitty porn comic you mean, yeah. Anybody thay enjoys that shit deserves to be dunked on

Do you understand Japanese?

It's fabricated, though the rating difference is correct. Game isn't out yet and the main source on 5ch actually have no clue what are the differences.

It's pretty clear that nobody cares about that though.

>Xenoblade 2 is censored
Unless you're talking about Sheba's dialogue, it's more subtle than outright telling you that she's a lesbian.You can still tell she's a dyke

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explain why it was censored.
explain why it was uncensored.
explain why it remains censored in the eu when it is deemed 'safe' in the us.
what is the point of all that if there is an age rating on it anyway?

Then why the fuck are you in this thread?

Holy fuck this would have never been allowed on nintendo a few years ago. what happened?

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Okay, but you can just imagine her naked anyway.

>rape automatically becomes legal when age of consent is lower
>not reading up on your argument and realizing that the low AoC in Japan is their federal baseline, and most areas enforce an older AoC comparable to other 1st world nations

hurrrrrrrr

AYO
FUCK
SNOY
!

Sheba's dialogue, the implied prostitution dialogue, "blushy crushy", the religious dialogue

atleast they weren't lazy with this one. those white cones they used on that one game was horrible censorship

>thank you snoy for removing bad images of anime girl panties so I dont have to be reminded that I am a virgin

Noone knows.

>Y-YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE YOUR OPINION ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD

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That game is not even on Switch. Bayonetta however shows her naked ass no problem.

rofl at a fedorabeard calling anybody else a virgin

There is no opinion worth damn that have been spouted.
Fuck off.

Why are you laughing at yourself?

There is a difference between Nintendo published games and games published by someone on a Nintendo platform.

There's nothing wrong with killing pedophiles.

If you want a safe space you can always go back

Youre right

We should start with resetera

this was censored because, at least at the time, DLC for a game could not have content the original ESRB rating didn't cover, and this would get a partial nudity descriptor the game didn't have. it wasn't really a choice for them.

Its not even about that you fucking retard.
If you think this is a good opinion worth damn then you are the one that needs to fuck off.

Well if we go even farther back then you could look at something like how they had games like Mortal Kombat censored. There was also the time when they had a very hard time porting The Binding if Issac to the 3DS because Nintendo didn't agree with the religious themes. Or the whole debacle with Night Trap where they used the absence of that game on SNES as a way to make themselves look better than SEGA.

>concentration camps in the usa
>sino/russian autocratic alliance

Hmm

Literally seething and screeching holy shit, thanks for the laughs

So that's why Nintendo made a game console you can play with one hand.

Just a matter of time before you get the bullet too

Thats fucking it? Nice fucking opinion you have there.

Don't you have cartoons to masturbate to on your Fisher Price toy?

>you don't need any hands to watch ps4

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Source: your ass

Get married, roastie.

OH NO I CAN'T OGLE AT UNDERAGE CHARACTER'S PANTIES
Have sex incels

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see

Literally instantly triggered

imagine defending censorship lmao, why do we live in the timeline where snoyfags are more emasculated than tendies?

>make unhinged post in all caps
>everyone but you is triggered
lmao cope and dilate

It was always the case

>he doesn't hate women and wants us to treat them like actual people instead of objects
>THAT MUST MEAN IT'S A TRANNY, I'M THE SANE ONE HERE

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OH NO DO CAPITAL LETTERS HAVE TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE FOR YOU TODDLER?

Dilate tranny

Imagine Nintendo lol

Death to white people

Snoy should get a containment board

Jokes on you, I already played the nip PC version.
There is a part where you fuck a girl tied to a pole and she pisses herself. Stay mad tranny.

not an argument.
try to explain this and how dmc5 fits the anime loli narrative.

>Janny deleting dilate and tranny posting
Welp we know where Yea Forums mods fall in the pro/anti censorship argument

It’s being built. In Israel.

How well described is that part?
I might consider pirating it

Well I'm glad you stay inside your basement instead of actually going among people and living out your sick fucked up fantasies irl

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Is VN good in first place?

>the foreskin obsession is the most disturbing part.
He dont want fuck jews

Back in time were Politics and conservatives now.
Today SJW are degenerates by soccer moms and conservatives politics.

I get that you only got here last year, but Yea Forums has always deleted or filtered mindless spam you dumb teenage cunt.

On topic I'll care the day it affects a good game and not before. A problem that doesn't affect me is no problem at all. And slippery slope is a fallacy so fuck off with that.

I hope there’s a master list of everyone that buys this trash because you’re all first on the noose for day of the rope

cope and dilate

Oh god I hope so. I'm so tired of dealing with this fucking planet but too cowardly to myself out

This kind of eroge is unreadable.
>Girls are innocent kawaii uguu virgins that don't know the concept of a cock
>You help them defeat their own insecurities by saying Yes a couple of times
>As a reward you deflower them and they become sluts addicted to your cock
>The End!
>Now replay but pick another kawaii uguu virgin.

Just look at the sex scenes in panda.

It's made for people with brainrot.

Have children
Oh wait, you cant since you butchered any biological chance of doing so

The current gen in a nutshell. Hope PS5 gets skullfucked so Sony reverses their 4kids tier censorship.

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hardly anybody buys these games, Sony doesn't give a fuck.

Why is California doing this and why are they allowed to keep doing this? In any other company if an employee actively put in work to DAMAGE said company's sales, they would get the insta-boot.

exhentai.org/g/1293000/b82dcebce2/
Here. The whole reason to play this "game" that is gone in every console release.

Communism. Because people let lefties take over the media and the entertainment businesses.

Well that’s it I’m buying selling my ps4 for a fucking switch who is with me?

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Now I would never buy this shitty game. But you guys have been talking about day of the rope for a fucking decade. No balls. I picture you as that attempted shooter who pissed his pants and got domed.

Are we pretending it only affects these VN games?

Why the hell do I keep getting called a tranny just because I'm pro censorship on a console that aimed at toddlers? I'm a straight guy ffs

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You don't understand what communism means. I hate this modern thing where people just continually misuse words. Fuck me.

We live in a diseased society. Both Left and Right, male and female, black and white, transgender and cisgender, gay and hetero.

It's all diseased and needs to be culled. Humanity has reached critical mass and is currently spiraling towards extinction. Why hide and censor your thoughts or actions anymore.

And? People don't buy games for panty shots they're not brain damaged from porn consumption like you

I’m selling my ps4 for a switch its over its fucking over we are so fucking done for

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Why are there porn games in Nintendo consoles anyway?

Because Yea Forums is made up of either weeb/perverted straight people or trannies. Normalfags dont exist here

based

Japanese only, get bent EOP

When someone disagrees with you they choose a buzzword. When they call you a tranny call them an incel. Congrats, you fit in on modern shitty Yea Forums.

They're good for vanilla porn, not every VN has to be some epic well written story, moege provides you with nice porn that has a bit more characterisation than a hentai manga.

Jap version censored too tho

Oh, no, I know. It's nu-communism.

See now you just make some shit up. Like "cultural marxism" you can't just make shit up that makes no sense.

Hey I believe in "economic recidivism" it's the new hotness.

I only play eroge on the pc in the original Japanese version, where huge soap bubbles don't exist, light beams don't magically appear and siblings aren't suddenly not blood-related.

Don't try to argue rationally with cumbrains.

wtf is a cumbrain?