"Hey user, why don't you put down that GameBoy™ and talk to your old man during our drive?"

DAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Imagine how fat the person who wrote this is

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Guess who never got invited out again

First of my father isn't the alcoholic I am

please dont bully him, he might need to donate to some random streamer to not felt left out

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I'd wager at least 270 burgerpounds

>tfw don't dare to drink beer on road trips because i have an extremely small bladder so i'd have to piss twice in the next hour and i don't want to cause extra stops so i just sit quietly

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You sound like a little faggot desu

[Eurobeat intensifies]

I just discovered that beer makes you fat. God damn it. I was dating a teenager. I spent 1 month drinking beer everyday because my neighbor won the lottery.

how do I shed 5 kilos and 4 inches waistline.

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Dad? I'm in my thirties. There's no way that guy is old enough to be my dad.

>friends from work
I have never worked with anyone I wanted to spend time with after hours.

>Tell my dad to put down his beer while we were driving
>he puts it down and picks up his phone

>"What are you playing user"
>literally seconds away from walking into the bikini wrestling club in yakuza 0

>Goes to an obviously vegan cafe
>Asks for bacon & eggs, gets confused when asked to leave

>little sister breaks her arm, bone is outside of the skin
>"let me take a look at her ill pop it back into place"

>lil brother claims "i think i might be bi-sexual
>long as your not a fag i don't care

>hits on the girls at my uni
>while being a balding 50+ with crocs and a Hawaiian shirt

I can't stay mad him

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Your dad is literally the boomer meme
Sounds like a cool guy.

>how do I shed 5 kilos
Eat 1000kcal under your tdee every day, 7000kcal is a kg

:0

>>lil brother claims "i think i might be bi-sexual
>>long as your not a fag i don't care
Lel

Thanks doc

I don't drink, it's bad for you.

If i was your dad I would make you sit through my boomer ramblings too for being a little prick

t. weird cunt in the office nobody likes

if he doesn't like them why should he care if they like him?

How are you driving a car? You're dead

>untouched beer
lmao

>>hits on the girls at my uni
>>while being a balding 50+ with crocs and a Hawaiian shirt
shit son is your dad Max Payne?

he can be the driver

>beer
you give the nitendonigger too much credit, that's Coca Cola

lmao poor autismo can't deal with normal people

>being so drunk you drift across an entire highway

sure dad, whats up

But user, I'm a Nintenigger and I drink stout beer all the time

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sad part is that motherfucker didn't even toast with everybody else before whipping out his mariostation
>true friends

But dad you're dead!

just eat less? literally lmaoing at your life you fat cunt

>I drink stout beer all the time
mein nigger of exelent taste

thought this was one story so when you got to the vegan cafe and broken bone part i was confused

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Whats the point of sitting with anybody if you are just gonna play games by yourself? Also its disrespectful to your company

>kilos
and you niggers call us americans fat.

IS there any other kind of beer to drink?
Except maybe Bocks or Porters

beer taste like shit

>working in an office

They should've all brought their switches and made a switch party

>t. someone who probably only ever tried IPA or some other piss amber beer

>he doesnt drink beer
you're so special user. tell us all about how awesome you are for not liking something.

Wrong. The beer everyone likes tastes like shit.
Nobody drinks for the taste. They drink because society has told them they need to.
The few people that do drink for taste are in another echelon of humanity far above the run of the mill.

This. Vodka is better.

No one in that table looks like they want to be there.

Beer boys furious that their big boy drinkie is getting mocked.

Yeah, because getting drunk around a teetotaler and ignoring him for the whole night totally isn't disrespectful.

social exclusion, the post. They won't be asking to hang around with this guy in a hurry.

A FUCKING GIRL

Things that never happened

>vodka + red bull > everything

>unironically societyposting
woah dude really activated my almonds...

Why is your dad going sideways down the motorway and does he really drink beer (while offering you some) while driving?

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Yep my dad is exactly like this.
I showed him /pol/ so he doesn't annoy me anymore and now he believes evolution isn't real and man lived with dinosaurs.

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Gin Russian masterrace reporting in

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post the gif

Personally I can’t stomach the taste of that piss... I don’t know why anyone drinks it... To fit in? For me, it’s a nice 40 year old bottle of scotch whiskey while smoking a cigar. Much classier than a shitty beer.

How the fuck am i supposed to prove my memories user. My dad is an incredibly flawed person and im only telling you fags some of these story, anymore and it becomes easier and easier for people here to know who i am.

Fake and gay just like you lol

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lmfao

>dad never even tried and just left
>mom never wanted to spend time with me

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>I showed him /pol/ so he doesn't annoy me anymore
You deserve this

Yeah crazy dads are weird and cringey

All alcohol tastes like shit, it's poison. People learn to like it. It's an acquired taste.

Fuck your plebbit post.
Alcohol is poison. I don’t consume foods that elevate AST/ALT or spike insulin, like allah intended.
I’m not memeing.

What was the drinking game, stare at your phone while everyone has a full glass in front of them?

Already did

Imagine basing your life around some imaginary being lmao

you're either a child or a retard

How does someone in their late 20/early 30s manage to sound like they need a spanking and a timeout?

>Not enjoying a cold one after a day's hard work
>Not shouting "KYAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" after your first big swig

prove me wrong then, niggerfaggot

he's right. most people are cowards who do things because they're pressured into doing them

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Cope

>baited XDDD im gonna post this EPIC PWNAGE on reddit hahaa!

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>society tells them that they need to drink beer
people I hang out with drink whatever the fuck they feel like, mostly drinks with spirits and sweet stuff

The funniest post in a while. Thanks, OP.

>alcohol can't taste good because it's a poison
you really are a dumb motherfucker. you know what else is poison? added sugar, something that makes stuff taste sweet
first alcohol I ever drank was a pear cider and I LOVED it, was maybe 10 years old or so

Switch to rum or whiskey.

Dilate.

Stop for a second and think (might be hard). Why is it children don't like alcohol?

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>"Friends" at work
>playing with toys in public
>going to a company event to be poured beer that wont be drank and money wasted
>going to a company gathering at a bar with coworkers ever
>thinking that playing with a switch in a public is healthy or mature

see

cause we don't let them drink it.
I hate women, but only because I can't have them

>6
based boomer

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ah, like your dad staying around

I can't even imagine how uneventful your lives are

This

Get the fuck out of my house you normalfag boomer

>alcohol can't taste good because it's a poison
Not all poisons taste bad (some have slipped through the evolutionary net) but most do. What do you think the point of taste is, retard? It's a way to determine how edible something is and it's value for survival.

Did you not read my fucking post you absolute trog?
Obviously your friends have good taste. That isn't true for most.

Most children would spit it out. I had beer as a kid and hated it's taste.

NO DAD WATCH THE ROAD!

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>white kids in britain

Is this a fantasy film?

Why is it children don't like many things you start liking as an adult? Say, many vegetables that clearly don't fit with your implied idea that whatever children don't like should not be liked because "it's poison"? Unless of course you are one of those salad dodgers who's going to have a heart attack at 38.

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They don't like beer because it tastes bitter. We don't develop a taste for bitter flavors until adulthood. This is also a stupid as fuck basis for your argument because there are tons of healthy things kids don't like the taste of like the vast majority of vegetables.

I go out with coworkers from time to time , it's fun[\spoiler]

Every time I try talking to my day or vice versa. He always brings up something about Trump. 2016 really ruined everything.

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Imagine your life if someone gave you a pina colada instead

>reading comprehension
jesus fucking christ what a retard you are
of course pure alcohol will taste like shit, we're talking about drinking it. making alcoholic beverages taste genuinely good is easy as fuck, contrary to what said
>people learn to like it
you can make drinks that taste like juice, soda and whatever, he's (or you is) genuinely just wrong

Is it weird despite me and my father never arguing or fighting about anything i can never muster up the courage to call him ''dad'' or ''father''

Looks like babby never drank anything other than vodka and beer. Ever tried aperol spiritz? Pretty good for a summer day

But dad you're only like 35 years old...

This would be my dad.

Thank fuck we stopped talking.

>But dad you're only like 35 years old...
>being 14 years old
MODS

Vegetables are pretty bad survival food. See this They have few calories.

>Pussy can't handle IRL /pol/
>Cries when /pol/ starts posting here
Not the guy you replied too, but am i missing a joke?

Boomers are in their 70s now. Your parents should be at least gen x unless you're 40 years old posting on Yea Forums

RENT FREE

are you new?

You're wrong on all accounts, esl-kun.

>you know what else is poison? added sugar

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t. unironic muslim convert

No, but you are, newfag.

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>literally ,"no u"
jesus

WRONG

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Because of the bitter fermented hops, not the alcohol. You'd hate alcohol-free beer as well. Pure ethanol, properly diluted, tastes pretty good.

t. Future Type 2 Diabetic

Stfu and bow before those trips, slave.

Why? Did you meet him when you were already an adult?

make me

Drank some belgian beer at 17, can confirm, taste like sewers, don't even know why i emptied the bottle anyway

why dad is a stupid faggot who ruined his life by being retarded and had me when he was over 40 and ruined mine by proxy

>The flavour of alcohol must be disguised to taste like other drinks before its palatable
Really makes you think.

You just did retard, now go call him that in person.

>no u r wrong
amazing argument, retard

Cope, it's your fault you're a loser

How exactly is your life automatically ruined by proxy just because of that, retard-kun?

>different ingredients makes something taste good
no fucking shit. do you just eat dough when you're hungry and feel like getting a pizza?

Next you'll tell me water is poison because drinking too much will make you drown

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>allah

You should consider killing yourself so that you can go and meet him.

because he's a fucking shit parent who ensured I grew up into a dysfunctional manchild and have a slew of mental problems because of that and because he was fucking stupid enough to have a kid when he was over 40

>drunk driving during the day
That's him, that's dad.

nothing is a poison as long as you don't take too much of it if you follow that logic

Dad will you ever explain to me how we are the same age?
And why are you driving sideways we are going to die.
Also why are you drinking and driving you nigger I don't want to be shot by a random boomer cop who thinks he's stalone in a corny 80s thriller.

I work with a bunch of immigrants who can barely speak English And smell like shit.

Myfather 0assed 18 months ago suddenly
I talked to him heaps, but when they go you always want more

It hurts

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Faggot.

Nah, water is fine. Dont you go to Gamer Fuel threads?

So.... is anyone gonna recommend good alcohol or at least good video games to play with drinking good alcohol?

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Sounds based, appreciate your dad more you little faggot.

tell me how water fucks up your health

simple, tasty and gets you proper fucked

Too much water lowers your sanity and makes everything you own slippery

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Good shit.

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he literally said he can't stay mad at him you illiterate dummy

not drown but can cause kidney failure if you drink too much too fast, of course that's by drinking 10L or more

Beer, Rum and Whiskey. Almost everything else is overpriced, exotic (like borderline obscure foreign drinks), only good when paired with the right dish or for women/faggots.

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You're the one who said sugar was poison because, if you eat too much you get diabetes. Too much of non-poisonous food is bad for you, much like having a small amount of poison won't have much effect.

Its cheap and tastes great.

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based kraken poster

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Overpriced garbage.
Slightly better overpriced garbage.

Both of those aren't even real rums.

BEER IS JUST RETARD ADULT SODA
DUHHHH I WANT A SODIE POP BUT I WANNA GET DRUNK LOL IM 22 IM SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW

DRINK LIQUOR YOU GAYLORDS

That doesn't make water a poison does it though?

but you can say the exact same thing about alcohol, just don't have too much

Being drunk is fun though.

As long as you're with friends.

Eiswein is the good shit
Whiskey is always good

Drink in moderation or it becomes mundane

It's a literal piss tier.
>t. drinks eau de toilette

You aaaasked for iiiit
*unzips dick*
*buttfucks your pussy until you're more cum than man*
*you start out cringing from pain, and then crying until you get heart pupils while ahegoing and holding up peace signs*
*months later you shit out the cum goblin spawn that is our child*
*he dabs before shitting on your head, suffocating you because you don't know how to check 'em*
*the doctors and I all dab too*
Based

Now.. if it's vodka you seek...

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meh, it dilutes the minerals needed to live and swollens the brain
also i'm not the guy you were talking to and i wasn't against your point, just pointing out what really happens

>his drinks have 4% alcohol
>his minimum isn't 40%

DRINKLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

I can't stay mad at him either

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Not everthing is an argument, /pol/cuck. When you're wrong you're wrong and it's obvious to everyone so no further explaining is warrented. Case closed

I only drink 100%

Now THAT'S a kicker.

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Vodka is garbage, only acceptable to drink as part of a drink.

>eau de toilette
>says the one who posted "rums" that taste like antifreeze mixture

Drink pic rel.

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tl;dr

ah yes, the fabled drinker of medical alcohol, i had a guy in my class who was like that

>"No, thank you. I learnt from you to not drink nor have kids".

By all means, post your high class alcohol, please do.

But dad I'm the one driving

obsessed, stay wrong

Hit /fit/ and stop drinking so much

Shut up Tom.

seething

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That's how you get fat

And? The argument is whether alcohol tastes good or not. Alcohol like most poisons tastes bad, it's only palatable if you dilute it enough and cover up it's flavour. People who say otherwise have either learned to like it, or have some kind of genetic deficiency and are probably just as likely to tell you bleach tastes good.

Dying out.

how's the liver Jack?
oh what am i saying, you're fucking dead.

>I just discovered that beer makes you fat
How did you not know this earlier or are you underage? Even as twelve you could tell that there was something wrong with boomers having ball shaped bellies.

Cope

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>As long as you're with friends.
Proof that alcoholics are the beverage equivalent of those people that defend shitty multiplayer games. Anything is fun with friends, you goof.

Not him but nobody's seething lad, the UK is a joke
t. actual white non-muzzie European

what the fuck is he wearing

i've seen these exact post+reply combos at least 3-4 times now on Yea Forums
stop

Why this image is so pleasing?

It was a long day

>pee only twice a day
Bladderlets...

>everyone that doesn't share my tastes are liars or freaks
jesus christ, get our more å
alcohol is used as an ingredient in several good tasting drinks, no shit it's awful on its own. eating pure sugar is fucking disgusting too, that doesn't mean it doesn't mix well and taste good

>i'm not the guy you were talking to
My bad

My dad would rather I shut up and play video games than talk to me.

cute feet

Better than your missing eye, also I'm not dead because I'm talking to you right now.

This.
Cider is superior

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>I just discovered that beer makes you fat. God damn it.

Are you retarded? How did you never notice that people who drink beer are unhealthy fatsos with spherical protruding guts?

Holy shit the combo multiplier on that must have the guy from fable proud

you realize 25 grams of sugars is what we should eat at most in one day? a single muffin will blow that up. And it's far more liable to be bad for your health, go inform yourself, refined sugar is pretty much an actual poison. Eat fruits instead of a cake.

your dad sounds based.

It can be, yeah.

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>"n-no it's ok nevermind in 10 years half of kids will be pakis &co"
Der ewige anglo. Well deserved.
Oh hey at least you have N'gubu.

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Looks like the most boring night out ever, he's probably the only one enjoying himself

Alcohol is a social lubricant user, it removes inhibitions and makes it a much more fun experience.

Nigger Captain Morgan and Kraken are literally not rum, they are just an alcoholic mixture that uses flavours so it kinda tastes like real rum. It's not even a blend, it's literally rum flavored cheap shit. The description is right there on the fucking bottle.

>Alcohol is a social lubricant
Only for people with no personality.

Being drunk is shit. I can't stand even one of my friends when they get drunk, they become someone else and dumber too, so I lose my ability to know how to talk to them at all, much less have anything resembling some form of interaction that isn't them acting like retards the whole way through. Drinking until you get a light buzz is what's fun. Anything more is just you being an idiot and I always avoid people and situations whenever they plan to go for more than that.

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thanks doctor

>European
Seething nutella eater
she cute
/pol/ isnt reality

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>it's not a GameBoy, dad. It's called a gaming laptop and-

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sugar might mix well, but just like everyone, you probably use too much. Ever wondered why nutrients label don't have a daily value on sugars?

Stop dad, put a limiter on your power level, we don't need to go all out against these commoners.

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Let me guess, China?

My old man's a greedy corporatist sociopath who admitted that he gives more of a shit about his money than his family. Was a manipulative liar that stole a bunch of shit from my mom, my sister and I, but we can't prove shit because my mom was too trusting of him. Haven't spoken to him since I turned 18, and we didn't part on good terms. Don't even know where he is anymore.

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these canadian and UK ads are brutal. I saw one as a kid, where a guy is flyring down a country road, loses control and flies into a garden. Then its cuts to a sobbing father carrying a lifeless kid with the driver still alive.

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>/pol/ isnt reality
I know.
Going through London's street is tho.

Pretty sure the nigger knife epidemic and the religion of peace having someone blow themselves up with children at a pop concert is reality for the UK right now

>thinking i don't know of the afterlife to earth fiber optic connection
you're not fooling anyone

but you don't use too much alcohol either, unless you're an alcoholic. I make my drinks taste good always, fuck it if it takes a bit longer to get me drunk

>it removes inhibitions and let's you pretend you're an interesting person
Ftfy
If you need a substance to be sociable then you're already a boring person.

>brown eyes
>white

youtube.com/watch?v=HeUX6LABCEA
Enjoy

2sweet4me

Deja vu?

I drove with my dad across the US from Clearwater Fl to Vancouver Wa...fucking amazing 4 days. Wouldnt trade it for Half Life 3.

>hits on the girls at my uni
>while being a balding 50+ with crocs and a Hawaiian shirt
Your dad's a fucking boss.

Wait, is the yank version of Kraken only 40%?

Stalker with vodka, as the Monolith intended.

It depends on the state.

in today's society it's almost impossible not to eat too much sugar.
As for alcohol, any quantity is too much, it's an actual poison. Go see the effect it has on your body, your liver specifically. It will destroy you. But hey, just like anyone, you gotta pick your own poison.

I was going to mock this but then I realized that most people have boring lives and feel the need to get drunk or do other drugs in order to not feel like they're stuck in a rut.

but my inhibitions are in place for a good reason

>/pol/tard trying to lecture a Londoner about London
>Muh niggers kill eachother
>Brown

All seething

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Absolutely based and ciderpilled.

Daily reminder that daily sugar intake should not exceed 25 grams.
Best to throw it from your diet anyway.

>it's an actual poison
I know, but the point was if it can taste good even if it is one. that's why sugar was brought into this

hold up, just what the fuck happened in this webm? why did that car explode that way?

That's wild, it's a solid 47% here. Any alcohol over 40% should be classified as something else though given how devastating it is

Never drink liquour guys. Become a beer man. Its easy to quit if you want to keep yourself in check but you can still get wasted. Having said that I think we can all agree that hard cider is for fags.

>wouldn't trade the time spent with your own parent for a VR tech demo
Get the fuck out.

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Damn, looks like my family lied to me.
Oh well.
Glad that random faggot from haitanian basket weaving site on the board about >video games corrected their mistake.

>lives in a shithole city with a fried chicken shop on every corner, regular terrorist/nigger/acid attacks and a larger muzzie population than my entire country's population combined
P A R T & P A R C E L

>in today's society it's almost impossible not to eat too much sugar.
maybe in burgerland where they add sugar to fucking bread

I don’t get the hate from this post, is true tho

>he wasn't in the KFC thread

No U

It is indeed wild. I don't know why, but places like New Orleans sell 50% Kraken and 95% Everclear, but a place like Seattle only sells 40% Kraken and 80% Everclear.

Growing up my dad said he wanted to take me to my first strip club and would tell me what not to look for when it came to dating.
Then I came out and told him I was gay.
Now we don’t talk that much anymore.

it can.
some people won't dislike the taste, but most will if no flavor is added.

based autistic dad

no thats not the one, i cant fucking find it now. but it was like the one i described here . that one was heart wretching

what?

Not that user but alcohol improves anyone's social abilities though. You might as well be saying salt is only needed for shitty foods.
Also nobody said anything about NEEDING alcohol. That's just a dependency in itself, no need to investigate further to prove that.

i meant north america mostly yes, which is where i live.

There's a crashed tanker truck in the background, probably petrol on the ground.

Sorry man

You sound just like your father.

Ironic that you'd bitch about that and not the hundreds of pepe, wojak and /pol/ faggotry reposted endlessly without change too.

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>Believe my parents anecdotes over your entire life
BIG cope
>Buzzword, /pol/tard talk, buzzword
Inferiority complex

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I don't drink because after years of seeing my mother get drunk I've hated the idea of myself being drunk. Over the years, I've grown to hate drunk people.

Thank you for this. It really goes to show you how fucking shit Yea Forums has become based on the replies of faggots you just triggered. They feel personally attacked which is why they're lashing out.

good

>straight edge basement dwellers
The funniest shit.

I drank a shot of grain alcohol (96%) in Poland and it didn't have any taste at all, scary shit

is it true that vegetables are expensive there? i want to believe i was memed instead of it being the truth

why do alcoholics get so uppity if someone doesn’t like their favorite drinks?

Learn your limit, alcohol is only unhealthy if you drink too much

what does it tastes like?

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Milky coins and bags of sand

SEETHING boomers

>>lil brother claims "i think i might be bi-sexual
>>long as your not a fag i don't care
based dad

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dude your dad rocks

this, shitain morgan isnt rum. picrelated IS fucking rum

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If you call anyone who drinks alcohol an alcoholic, people will look at you the same way they look at a vegan in a "Meat is murder" shirt.

Politics and retirement, the last bastion of the boomer conversation.

some times the improvement is marginal ;)

Water and rubbing alcohol.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_London

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Sugar does taste good on its own. Give a jungle tribesman who's never seen sugar or alcohol some sugar and he'll love it, when pure sugar was first discovered by Europeans they added copious amounts to everything. Give the same tribesman alcohol and (provided he's not dying of thirst) he'll spit it out. Do you really think people would drink beer if it didn't make you drunk?

so they’re easily offended? alright, makes sense

thank you doktor

Eat less.

You don't need to stop drinking, but you would do well to switch to mixed drinks using vodka.

youtube.com/watch?v=cmvFvape2GY

I'm just saying how it is. If you need to spin it this that way to boost your ego, go ahead.

my uncle only drinks water and alcohol free beer, so yes I think so
I wouldn't though, but I barely drink beer as is

>the afterlife to earth fiber optic connection
Its so hard to form connections when you can't shake hands. Fortunately I've got a good connection to the other side.

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as long as the health benefits persist, they would but definitely not as much as now

>tfw cant play GameBoy™ during a drive because motion sickness

Yes, I'm sure a group of friends enjoying a drink at a bar or restaurant would be ultra-offended and totally triggered if some lardass like you called them alcoholics for having the audacity to enjoy alcoholic beverages and not just laugh in your face

>Spend time with dad
>He's 30 years older than me and we have nothing to talk about
>We just sit there until one of us gets bored and does something on their phones.
At least he doesn't hate me.

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>Dad decides to have a barbecue for all his friends and coworkers.
>Me and my brother bust our asses all weekend cleaning the yard, finish in time to watch my dad grills burgers and steaks.
>One person shows up
It hurt to watch my old man have that experience.

At least we had burgers all week.

Modelo

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are you the poster of that "when you die your games die with you" thread?

nothing to really boost when I simply don’t like certain drinks at best.
the fact that you think I’d ever do that shows how upset you are.

ah, the perspective of the designated driver

Alcohol is like tier 0 technology. Universally alcohol is one of the first things any tribe or civilization invented.
So I don't know about alcohol not being tasty, because it's pretty fucking tasty by any observation.

this guy gets it

your father was an idiot for not confirming who would come like a normal person does.

try this shit

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nobody does anything anymore. sad truth.

>alcoholics
Yes, I'm the upset one, lmao

>>going to a company gathering at a bar with coworkers ever
this, the only acceptable social outing with coworkers is a large dinner in a restaurant

>mfw dont drink because dad killed mom and them himself while drunk
>everyone looks at me funny "duuuude just have one driiiink bro"
Sure ill drink a depressant poison with all these memories of a blood soaked kitchen. Sounds real fun.

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>be kid
>proudly show dad what vidya im playing
>dad never understands game but always finds something to make a joke about
>be adult
>dad has become an alcoholic and neglects all responsibility
>dont want to show him vidya because of the smell of beer and his clear indifference
>spend half the year funding his treatment and being his therapist
>gets well enough to show vidya to again
>suddenly relapses and doesnt want to get better anymore
>cut my losses and get out of there
miss my dad making fun of the gnomes in WoW for having big heads

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Danke, doctor

At least your parents didn't live long enough to see you be a faggot

No, you see I've come to understand the Death Stranding.

kino if I had the money for anything other than keystone ice and bottom shelf vodka right now I'd buy some again

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>100 muslims at a rally means the whole country is overun
Cope and cherry picked
>Based IRA btfo muslims
Fair play, muslim attacks havent done shit all 100 deaths in the last 20 years whilst their entire countries are rubble
Islamophopes are completely delusional and such cuckolds that they are genuinly afraid

Faggot

agreed completely, we need more islamic immigrants unironically

I've been to London many times and you are full of shit. That or you live in some isolated community that doesn't represent the majority of London. All you need to do is look at official statistics to prove you wrong London is something like 40% non white

>Londoner calling anyone else a cuckold
The irony is palpable, Ahmed

>still hung up on one throwaway insult in a mongolian basketweaving board
do you get upset when an user calls you a fag?

Life is hard.

>tfw dont breathe because Hitler once breathed and killed some guy i think

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These dudes don't have dads

>it's an "user pretends he can see someone's entire post history on an anonymous somalian jet skiing board" episode

>neckbeard teetotaler seething people drink and have friends
Have sex

Sure, haven't really had the chance to do that much, since you died 17 years ago...

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Im so sorry bro

Wong but hard liquor is still better.

you should be upset you're going to hell, kek

Hitler killed a guy by breathing ... wow.

I’m not, but ok

This but since I'm black it's almost always about white people and conservatives.

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>hitler bad
>stalin good
zoinks

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People dring beer for its robust tase, not its alcoholic content.

Yes, I'm sure it was all the alcohol's fault and not the fact your father was clearly a mentally ill pussy with no self-control

>little sister breaks her arm, bone is outside of the skin
>"let me take a look at her ill pop it back into place"
This fucking terrifies me.Imagine getting fucking infected bones because of some boomer.

You people have shitty parents. My dad is terminally ill with a neurological disease and he just helped me configure a gaming PC.

Based AF

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i've been drunk before and i never killed anyone. explain that

youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA?t=63

Sure dad, lets talk. I railed mom last night because she was horny and you were passed out drunk on the couch.

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>my uncle drinks alcohol free beer
50 bucks he used to drink regular beer in the past.
Any benefit,if indeed there is any, is outwayed by negatives

This run and wiskey is better

>Those people who drink Henry's hard soda or mikes hard.

Why the fuck would you want to drink booze for the taste?

Dankschön Herr Doktor

this looks like a fucking bollywood movie scene

>Daily reminder that daily sugar intake should not exceed 25 grams.
So I can't eat fruit?

It more people getting defensive when you point out they need to drink a mentally retarding toxin to function in society.

>dad left home
>mother teach me how to drink run and wisky
>she dont drink for shit
Im confussed

>parents let me bring my gameboy places
>get mad when i'm playing it
wow you fuckin retards it's not a pet or a talisman, it's video games. now that i have kids i see all these retarded decisions my parents made and i genuinely get rather miffed at how often i was set up to fail as a kid when it came to that shit

>they need to drink a mentally retarding toxin to function in society
Don't forget the fedora tip at the end

I feel sorry for your dad that he has to deal with a little cuck like you as a son.

Complete bullshit. If beer was non alcoholic and never had been alcoholic people wouldn't drink it.

Some people do, in fact, care about global politics and aren't leftists. I know that's strange to you, but it's absolutely true. Try to take a trip outside of Cali sometime.

Litteral cope.

I drink alcoholfree Weizen on mountainhikes all the time
Like how do you even explain alcoholfree beer selling then?

no but seriously, do they take it as a personal insult if you don’t like to drink, or is it so engraved in their psych that the idea of not liking the stuff is just a foreign concept to them?

How's being under 20 treating you user?

lmao what?

Everytime Hitler comes up... "Stalin is worse"

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It means you're an uptight prick

Kek, that's ridiculous. There's a very small subset of people who fall under that category but the vast majority of beer drinkers wouldnt touch non-alcoholic beer. of course the fallacy here is that the 2 are mutally exclusive

When you.live in spicland is normal to men drink the strongest(and cheap) alchool available

>hey user, we're going out for drinks, wanna come?
>wow do you all seriously need to drink a mentally retarding toxin to function in society?

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I'm convinced there's no human alive who doesn't like Baileys.

>how do you even explain alcoholfree beer selling then?
People have learnt to like the taste because they used to drink the alcoholic version. That or they're recovering alcoholics.

Sneed

Is a legal drug why not?

>engraved in their psych
This one, just look at this thread.

That thumb hole on the jacket is all that needs to be seen

Fucking disgusting nincels

>Holy shit the combo multiplier on that must have the guy from fable proud

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that's fine and all but why the fuck she teaches you?

>I don’t drink
>wow, you’re such an uptight prick
but I didn’t do anything

before he found Yea Forums, that user was jerking off punks under the Queensboro bridge for 15 dollars a man

Hahaha goddammit made my day user
thanks

This, they all look like they're not even interacting with each other in that shot. They're as absent as the switchfag.

When was the last time your dad told you he was proud of you Yea Forums? Mine was a couple of months ago when we were celebrating his birthday with him, me and my brother. The absolute softie shed a tear or two when we sang happy birthday to him.

God damn I am happy to have a good dad.

I love alcohol but can't understand getting shitfaced at all. I think a lot of beers, bourbons, liquors etc are delicions, but if I feel like I approach the point where my head will hurt tomorrow, I'll stop.

ACE OF SPADES ACE OF SPADES

>dad's just as introverted as me
>didn't spend much time with me while growing up
>can't even blame him for it because the older I get, the more I realise I'm just like him
>only time he does talk to me is when he's drunk
>turns into an whiny ape when he drinks
I don't think I've ever had a decent conversation with my dad, and when he does talk to me, I like him less and I hate myself for being like him
At least it's completely put me off booze

>youtube.com/watch?v=1G0g6Bm88u8

:0 YOU MIGHT WANNA KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD DAD

:( WHAT YA THINK WE ARE GONNA CRUSH

:(((((

She teach To stop before things get in bad
You know restrain and control
Even She tell me " You dont want To the asshole who dont drink in partys isnt?"
Unironically give me experience how To engage comunication in reunions and partys

It's more like this
>hey user, we're going out for drinks, wanna come?
>Sure but I don't drink
>WTF how dare you not drink what's wrong with you? You must be a seething neckbeard who has no friends.

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That's kinda sad desu
Having cool people at work can make the hours fly by

Explain to the folks at home what Yea Forums is.

Yes, I'm sure that's exactly how the situation goes with someone who unironically says 'they need to drink a mentally retarding toxin to function in society'

Dumbass straight edge Yea Forumstards

>>Goes to an obviously vegan cafe
>>Asks for bacon & eggs, gets confused when asked to leave

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Only bad asses do it. It’s illegal to have a open bottle/can of alcohol in Texas.

I would love it if my Dad offered me a road beer and if road beers were still a thing. However, my dad was an impatient asshole to me as a kid and whenever I would talk to him during drives he would eventually tell me to just shut up.

When you are a normal, functioning adult it goes like this:
>Hey user, wanna go for drinks after work?
>Sure, where to?
>Proceed to move to the drinking establishment
>"Can I get a coffee/tea/soda/whatever"
>"Hey user you're not taking beer?"
>"Oh yeah not for me, I don't drink alcohol. They got any board games here?"
>"Oh yeah let's get settlers of catan!"

Only stupid teenagers and middle aged assholes scrutiny you for not drinking.

youtube.com/watch?v=mKHY69AFstE
I know it's not the one I can't find it either, thought you might have enjoyed it nonetheless. Here's another one.

It's cereal juice, of course drinking that will make you fat.

>normal functioning adult
>"lets go drink some milk and play candyland at the bar!"
holy fuck lmao that is so goddamn pathetic

Absolute piss

AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>lives in a shithole city with a fried chicken shop on every corner
What is wrong with fried chicken?

shit i WISH my dad could pull a sick drift like this

These replies, man. People from /pol/ who read ”Donald Trump” surrounded by a negative context and feel attacked

Went to a friend's place for a barbeque last weekend and when we were sat drinking and shooting the shit the one dude grabs my mates switch and plays smash all night
Then calls us all antisocial

huh ok still kinda strange
people usually do that on their own

ROLLING ROCK

Literally no one says that

If you're not making this up you little faggot, your Dad's pretty damn based.

he's a faggot for playing a switch in that environment but everyone on that table looks bored

I have been a part of a group of friends for 10+ years. They all drink and smoke and for many years I wasn't drinking or smoking and nobody gave a fuck. They were all ok with that and got me juice. We are still good friends.

Minnesota’s best export

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Americans may be the most autistic group of individuals on earth, it's fucking hilarious

>long as your not a fag i don't care

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most /pol/acks hate him for being an israeli puppet, it's the mutt ones

>belittling other peoples passtimes and social activities to make yourself feel more mature

Guess how I know you aren't even close to an adult?

imagine being so autistic that you can't have a conversation without inserting retarded American politics into it lmao

>someone who unironically says 'they need to drink a mentally retarding toxin to function in society'
You honestly think I'd say that if someone asked me out for a drink or do you equate posts on an anonymous mesopotamian tablet scribing website to real life?

>Only stupid teenagers and middle aged assholes scrutiny you for not drinking.
Unfortunately not true.

My cidernigger

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Of course not, user. The hypothetical scenario I posed was clearly entirely fictional. You had friends in it

>silent during the ride
>scratches neck
>coughs
>fixes glasses
>blinks couple times
why dont you have a girlfriend yet, user

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See

It's Northern Ireland, this place is so shit that even the nigs avoid it.

More cope, enjoy the cancer you get from drinking.

KILLIONAIRE

Absolutely destroyed

I would give anything to talk to my dad. He died when I was 13.

>I spent 1 month drinking beer everyday because my neighbor won the lottery.
why is nobody talking about this

>"friends" from work
yikes
also fuck alcohol, nice way to destroy your gains, empty your wallet and get up with a nice hangover

You mean cornsyrup which is a hell of a lot worse than sugar

it's not that interesting, his neighbor probably just gave him free beers since he was newly rich

How does he deal with the fact that /pol/ hates boomers and wants to gas everyone over 55?

This is pretty interesting actually.
You cartooned it a bit but this is how my friends talk.

>The world is changing and you don't like how you don't feel like you have any control. But regurgitating global political rhetoric you know nothing about does nobody any good, when you can't even name who your local senator is, or what councils affect the neighborhood you live in and pay taxes to.

I think you really hit home with this. I do this too sometimes when in presence of friends but I do think it's ultimately a bad habit. Nothing's gonna change. We're all 25-27 years old, so relatively young, but we spend time on stupid shit like politics and how the world's changing in a way we didn't expect.

I do think ultimately true strength comes from accepting others and different view on things but some things I'm just fucking dumbfounded with like forcing everyone to accept a mental disease like changing your fucking gender.
I legit do not understand how are we trying to normalize this.
I applied for a job at PricewaterhouseCoopers and there was a third option under gender selection. I can't wrap my head around this and there definitely needs a line drawn at some stupidities humans are capable of instead of blindly accepting everything in case we accidentally hurt someone by simply saying NO.

>My point is based on a fictional scenario
At least you've admitted it.

>Boomer dad can fix anything

>fixed my ac, my 360 controller receiver, lcd monitor, my car, my fucking life.

love the guy

You ever drink non-alcoholic beer? tastes like piss water, almost as bad as drinking fosters.
Normal beer tastes fucking great.

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>have to live knowing I'll never be as awesome as my dad
Sometimes it stings just a little

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Nothing gets past you, genius

>>have to live knowing I'll never be as awesome as my dad
Fuck this feel. I'm literally 1/100 of my dad's awesomeness.

Wrong! those cars are coming up in reverse at high speed!

That's not how cars work.

At least we can be happy we won the dad lottery

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>being full-age when having your first kid
the absolute state of first-worlders

>Having cool people at work can make the hours fly by
unless you are allowed to put your headphones on and blast your music all day instead of listening to normies saying retarded normie shit

>get into real bad trouble with the law
>they suspect its me
>cops go to my house
>dad concocts this story and covers for me
>avoid spending the next 5 years in the pen and crushing my hopes for a normal future.

at least after that i got my life on track and im one year from finishing school. thanks for giving me a chance when i was a scumbag dad.

Yeah true.

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>you are my bestest true friends, that's why I don't trust you enough to try out anything new with you no matter how trivial, I prefer to play alone like I always do, that's who I truly am, good thing you are my friends and truly respect me for what I do
And this is why everyone hates virgins.

I feel like some trashy college frat dude every time I say this, but I can drink this shit warm straight from the bottle its so fucking tasty

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*Gets you fucked*

I know some people think Guinness is a meme, but I hated the taste of beer until I tried one of those and found it absolutely delicious. Still get a pack or two when I'm playing vidya with the boys or if I want to chill out for the weekend. Also, pretty much any game is good with alcohol when you're drinking. Had a friend bring his switch over and a couple of us were playing that new Mario Party. It's pretty shit, but fucking hilarious after everyone's had a couple of drinks and we're all shittalking each other.

looks like they're all drinking coke anyway so what the fuck is up?

What is it even, beer, vodka?

God I wish my dad was this based and redpilled. He swallows the Orange Man Bad kool aid on the daily.

(puke)
herb liquor

It's the doctor pepper of liquors, nobody fucking knows what it really is, but its good

Drinking and driving is not only illegal, it's retarded. Put the beer down, old man.

>our parents growing up in the 60s or 70s
>boomers that knew they were going to make better in life than their parents
>current generation from the 80s and 90s
>be lucky to make it anywhere near as good as our parents
At least we got to grow up with internet.

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Faggot

Don't forget the classic
>so you got a girl yet?

>never drank, smoked or sexed
See you in heaven, nerds.

>22 still living with dad
>dad is moving to other side of the US in 3 months
this sucks man

youknow what funny about this is my dad has said the exsact same stuff but he was talking about labor party and how they will fix everthing

The number of ways this world will improve when boomers all die can't even be counted

kys

Sounds like I'd have cool convos with your dad.
It's a shame that you don't realise that you're so entrenched in your own point of view that you won't even try to see another way. At least your dad is trying to reach out to you but you're just a little faggot.

My best ever coop buddy was a curry reeking Muslim who had only been in the country 2 years. His dad wanted him to stop slacking so he's back in his county now and married.

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how can one son be so based that he causes the entire population of /pol/ to seethe indefinitely

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Literally came here for this exact post.

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damn user, what was it for? You better have some way in mind to pay your old man back for giving up another 5 years of his life for you.
You know for a fact that man loves you if he'd take time for you instead of letting you learn your lesson.

>tfw boomers also said this about the previous generation before them
>tfw our kids will say the exact same thing about us
The only way we can move forward is to let go of the past. Out with the old, in with the new.

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Anons with zero hobbies like their parents absolutely seething.

>dyed hair basedbois and a mulatto
I'd play switch as well

this but without alah, can't stand alchies MUH BEER MUH BREW!! niggers who can't go more than an hour without wanting to drink piss water, get healthier friends and your life will be so much better

broken clock twice a day

Cope

why are younger people so afraid of social interaction, none of them are even looking at each other, no small talk, nothing.just staring at the table. Why even show up at all

Notice none of them are paying attention to the loser

tell your story user

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DAD EYES ON THE ROAD YOU WILL KILLS US FUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK

the pussy teetotaler can choose not to go to the bar, faggot.

Drink alcohol? Nah, I dont do that shit. But hope you dont mind that I roll this joint

i could never play video games in a car as a kid, it made me sick

big if true

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>being a fitfag
jesus christ dude just admit you're gay already

But I am in a better place than my parents, I make more than their combined income.

hahaha classic nintenchilds

Pathetic how many boomers and boomer-bootlickers are seething at this post. It's putting a mirror to their face and they don't like what they're seeing so all they can do is cry out "grr, you're a little faggot!"

Look at all these triggered replies
you stupid normalfag alcoholics have a problem

Oh yeah this goes hard. Tastes like medicine, but I like it.

Imagine getting this upset at your dad being right about libcucks

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>drinking games
>they're all drinking coke
so that's american youth culture

Maybe they all ordered Guinness and the can of Coke is for the Switch wielding faggot

You're 100% right user. You triggered some snowflakes for sure.

>Guinness with ice
drinking coke would be less embarrassing

In what universe do any of those drinks resemble Guinness?

Consume calories once every few days for a couple weeks.

Reminder one of your Royalty is literally married to a nigger LMAO.