Fix the Wolfenstein series in 5 words or less

these

very loosely, same with Old Blood. They didn't feel like direct sequels

Ah, okay. I liked '09 though never finished it.

You are the nazi now

fuck yes

Kill niggers and all womyn.

play
as
nazi

kill all the fucking whites

Stop at RTCW

more nazis die, less plot

Idris Elba as the new BJ Blaskowitz

sweden will not develop it

No woke politics, more killing.

Blazkowicz joins the nazis

Let's kill communists this time

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Bring back class-based multiplayer

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Stop Taking Itself So Seriously

No story
Fight Mecha Hitler

No more niggers or women.

get rid of cutacenes and story driven gameplay

Nazis gas all the degenerates

This.

>5 words or less

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These. Do this and the series is saved.

Rip and Tear: Nazis Edition

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Thus we will see the superiority of the machine over flesh and blood

Alternative universe where Communist Russia retrieved the Atomic Bomb first and became the global superpower showing the complete opposite of Facism which is Communism. Mass Famine, homes being raided for verbal crimes against the state, poorly built technology because communists have the tendency to execute the original creator for crimes against the State than stick some complete nobody in the project. Qill never happen though because it's swedecuck developers but it's a nice thought.

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Change the enemy to Jews

NEED A MEDIC!

Timetravel kill Hitler. Fight MechaStalin.

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return Jack and OSA Director

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ally with nazis against aliens

replace nazis with soviets

Have both Nazi occultism AND technology rather than just one or the other.

Soviet good though to swedecucks and American liberal faggot.

>ayylmaos show up
>humanity puts aside its differences to come together and repel the alien invasion
>the aliens actually started both World Wars through mind hax
>starts intergalactic Commander Keen shenanigans

Delete the SJW.

>nazis on the moon
>Frankenstein BJ
>serious
But then again, I'm on Yea Forums.

Actual boss fights, no coons

We kill the jews instead.

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Old Blood was just a bad remake of the first third of Return

based
based
based
based
based

{those are my 5 words}

>mind hax
fuck off Delta

Then you got the shit with BJ's dad, And touching emotional scenes of child abuse.

what does this mean?

kinda cool idea
>keen
now that's basado y rojoencapsulado. keenpilled

Singularity

It's nice to see the Western world slowly start waking up to the Jewiah problem
Them being kicked out of a 109 nations has nothing to do with
>w-we only believe in ONE god and everyone hates us :^(

Hour-long Mecha Hitler fight.

No it was a reboot. RTCW has no sequels.
Spear of Destiny Remake idtech7

Wolfenstein 2009 part 2.

Is this suppose to mean something?

"Hire quality writers" I did it in 3 words OP.

No Friendly NPCs or wheelchairs

No story, many more guns

Rise of the Triad Crossover

>he doesn't know
never mind user. forget i said anything.
MIND HACK

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Nevermind, you're a dumb nigger.

>he didn't play ZTD

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Less politics, more action please

It's a videogame. You a fan of videogames?

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>all suggestions have nothing to do with gameplay
Really makes you think.

Less story bullshit, more fun

Communist's takeover become commie nazis

No you
Would have helped if you posted the fucking image in the first place, also never heard of it.

instead of nazis, it's communists

Aquatic Lesbian Submarine Escort Mission

>commie nazis
No such thing. Communists are Communist Naziss are Nazis. Really irritates me when centrist cucks try to equate the two or use their centrist word "authoritarian".

youtube.com/watch?v=_kGtIJxAH3A
Fuck off

Less cutscenes
Less padding (like HEY BJ GO LOOK FOR THAT THING IN THE HQ)
Let us skip cutscenes
Let us disable view bobbing and other annoying effects.
Let us automatically pick up items when you walk on them.

That's it. I'm ok with them trying to tell as story, but let me play that story too.

>WAHH MUH SJWs MUH NON WHITES

Private companies want money, There's money in appealing to other audiences. Learn economics and grow the fuck up.

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t. Beanie boy watching faggot.

2009 is a direct sequel to Return to Castle Wolfenstein. Same publisher, same organization giving BJ his orders, same surviving villain from the last game.

more good less bad

Nazis are the good guys

just old school nazi killin

based

No more aiming down sights

Why alienate your major playerbase and chase for "people" who don't play games?

>release nazi killing videogame
>the alt-blight complains about SJW shit
Like they were going to buy it anyway. They're not part of the target audience.

Niggers stealing from Walgreens on July 4th who only play Fifa and Street Fighter seems like pretty bad new audience to chace my dude.

Make the Jews afraid again.

>Thread about the Wolfenstein series
>is promptly filled with "waah communists are the REAL bad guys, nazis get bullied too much!"
commies are just as scummy as nazis but holy shit at least be subtle about which side you're on

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this but unironically

replace the nazis with niggers

It's a shame people can't just talk about the Wolfenstein games. It's one of my favorite vidya franchises.

>thread about how to make series better
>give examples that isn't nigger fucking fat blonde girl or pregnant shirtless women covered in blood dual wielding lmg's
>LMAO WHY SO MANY NAZI LOVING DALT-BLIGHTERS?!
Makes you think huh?

based game

Gas kikes, race war now

sums it up

kill niggers, trannies and jews

Trying too hard to falseflag tranny.

Wolfenstein / C&C:RedAlert crossover
Wolfenstein 1942

More nazi chicks in leather

This

Remember when killing Nazis was actually fun?

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Came here to post this.

It's complex.

Enemy Territory or fuck off

Cancel the entire series.

and then you woke up

If this happened, the hype would be insane.

Remove politics, just shoot nazis

This. Notice BJ didnt have a single line in Wolf 3d or RTCW, yet those are the defining games

Befriend nazis to kill commies

how many games let you actually play as nazis?

what ruined TNC for me legitimately is all the fucking hitscan enemies. how the fuck are you supposed to go on a rampage when everyone has instant laser guns?

Remove all the kike propaganda.

See the stuff with BJ's dad I didn't mind because it explains part of why he hates nazis on such a personal level because he had the same social darwinist mindset that they do. They just needed to do it better. The idea is fine, the problem is the execution.

Nazis were the good guys

5 words huh?
>"Time Machine: BJ in 1942"
BAM, think about it, Wolfenstein 3 starts with an older, grayer BJ but he's still got that badass Nazi super-body of course so he can still fight. The "god-key" aka the biggest loose end from TNC (pic-related) ends up being the key to some sort of time-traveling shit, so you as an old BJ goes back in time to the midst of WW2 to fuck up the Nazis and all their crazy occult/super-mech operations. maybe even kill of Deathshead, Hitler, and every other villain just to clean up the timeline.

But it's most likely gonna be a "key" to parallel dimensions and the whole gimmick will be linking Fergus and Wyatt's timelines together. Which would also be cool.

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BIG FAT ELITE GUARD TITS

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>Open door to parallel universe
>It's fucking Hell
>Cyberdemon looks though portal all like "sup"

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES

this
but NOT this

et was a downgrade from rtcw, splash damage are absolute trash tier developers when it comes to direction and design, never ever let them touch a project, or portray one of their projects in a positive light, or brink will happen again
do not let brink happen again, fuck splash damage, fuck et, and fuck all the poorfags that didn't play vanilla rtcw before they added the shitty splash damage maps

You play the good guys

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Five words or less huh?

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New new new new order

Based

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The good guys lost and are forever branded as evil antisemitic demons by the Kosher winners user.

Stop woke go not broke.

remove story add more shoot

zero non-nazi women, no jews

Victory is no merit if the loser can still write history, therefore his hands must be taken away

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This

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Doom-Guy is actually a canonical descendant of BJ

Well said. I wish we could get one (1) game that let us play as the good guys without A Man In the High Castle autism tier cartoon villian BUT WAIT GOY twist.

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Yea Forums will still fucking seethe.

With people like extra credits defaming the fun of play as the good guys they will be the first on the chopping block

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Only in the prime timeline, BJ would've settled with a different women had the nazi's lost the war.

Find a flaw.

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Little anime girls shouldn't be in the front lines.

What a good Idea user!

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Bring back wolfenstein enemy territory

nuDoom and nuWolf take place in the same time-line. UAC was formed from remnants of what the Nazis discovered during nuWolf.

How right you are, but I find women equal to the household man, It is the ignorance of the common man the sets our sights on the fags of this world hence why we need all the support user do not trifle this thread with such things.

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Unironically based

little anime girls are the only ones that should be on the front lines

nuDoom universe never had its own Doomguy though, Doomslayer came from a parallel world linked together from hell.

But women are and never will be equal to the common household man. Their biological nature of being nurtering and responding with emotions blocks out logic and reasoning which is primarily within men because they are more aggressive and confrontive due to their protective nature.

How I envy the based

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>when you want to lay claim to being more aggressive but also being a nerd at the same time

When did I say I want claim as a nerd? They're pathetic failure men who can't even open a bottle of esteogen laced sòy sludge.

You finalize too much user, we have set rules that if they can't follow they are outed, see if forward that we need all the help we can get, if these women can't or will not fight, and alternative is needed, to a medic tent we may see genetic super women breastfeeding our men back to health stupid I know but think about it without shilling it you fuck, while they are caressing there heads to comfort them they may have any new reason to fight for us once more, who need the bullshit stigma of anything now' a days it's a blood bath that we all bath in and we need to collect all resources and fight off the fucks who want to hurt us.

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No more SJWs or Swedes

Doom Slayer is what demons from hell call him. No one called him anything in the older Dooms so everyone just called him Doom Guy, and people still do. Doom Guy or Doom Slayer, they're both basically the same

>Hellwalker

REMOVE. ALL. THE. BLACK. PEOPLE.

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Steam release when?

I wish you could do that against the zombies in Rtcw

Did you even read the thread?

play as hitler save axis

>what the hell why do some people treat this game negatively doesn't everyone want to shoot nazis?

Kill nazis inside a castle

It's fine to have a negative opinion, but it's obvious you've never played a Wolfenstein game and just shit up these threads with political bait.

I played one of them for few hours.
I personally don't shit up your threads.
But since we're here I'll tell you - I think the irrational hate for nazis is disgusting and people whose threads are shat up do deserve it.

Not that guy but have sex

>since we're here

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I don't have the reference image with me. Cope, was it?

Kill Machinegames, bring back Raven

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He made a meta post in wolfenstein thread, I'm giving him a meta reply. Me making a meta post in Wolfentein thread without responding to anyone would definitely count as shitting it up.

No more modern day politics

You kill the devs. Machinecucks.

Japan wins the war.

>thinks nazis are too political for a game about killing nazis

Imagine believing this

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Wolfenstein II not in F

Protagonist should be Nazi soldier.

no niggers, protag is nazi

>Fix the Wolfenstein series in 5 words or less.
Turn into modern military shooter.

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you clearly didn't play Wolfenstein if you think killing cheesy screaming soldiers, zombies or fucking Hitler in a mecha suit is "political"

this

by saying that nazis are as bad as communists you are saying that nazis are good

less nazi more niggers

No need since it's great already

you fight for the nazis

No shitty fucking agenda.

Stop cuck campaigns, multiplayer only

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youtube.com/watch?v=WNaodL06D6Y

Nazis did nothing wrong.

>_______

They did one thing.
They lost.

Stop being afraid to offend!

Dumb fucks

newfag leave, you dont belong here.

Enemy Territory Free to Play

it's already free to play dumbfuck

Blonde Nazi Chicks Wearing Leather

No more Nazis.

Nazi occult lovecraftian magic

LESS TALKING MORE KILLING, BITCH

This. The newest games are mostly cutscenes, not shooting, which fucking sucks

You play Hitler.

Stop

Perfect

More sexy Nazi girls

Wolfenstein Enemy Territory 2

Hitler is dead, kill Stalin

somone other than Dice develops

Punch a nazi in the

this

fuck
niggers
and
fuck
trannies

No more social justice warriors

Bj kills filthy communists now

youtube.com/watch?v=9sr78BuSEf8

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