How do I keep fairies out of my house? Getting a dog isn't an option

Then they'll develop a dependency on Humans and never go away.

>wake up covered in fairies
what do

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Take a long cold shower and try not to cry.

That's fine! I want a house full of fairies!

Fairies are a menace!

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Look in the mirror and off yourself

nonononono dude you DONT get it man, they are like a plague

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Fuck them they will leave.

Or stay and become your personal cum sluts.

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I'm inviting all the fairies!

Bomb all the fairies!

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>guy on pixiv made great MMD animations of these fairies getting fucked
>deletes everything and disappears one day for no reason
>only bits and pieces still available on the internet

Fucking nips. Can't trust them to keep their art up. Always save the good shit lads.

That's always the worst thing, especially when your dick craves that one piece you saw 10 years ago to find out it's gone.

Fairies are a menace to humans.

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For sure. It's that's the only way you find out that an artist has deleted fucking everything too. Oh well, Mitorasu is going to have to make up the slack Mimisen left from now on.

ahem, source, my good sir?

Fr though, best games with fairy/woodland feels to them?

exhentai.org/s/376313c145/1369716-128

Dumb fairies.

>not wanting free onaholes

>free
Get ready for grocery bills to sky rocket.

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I'm going to hold hands with a fairy!

Give it a rest, FIDF