IRL Bosses
IRL Bosses
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kek
how the hell are you supposed to beat him
This man, full stop.
Boo! Get some new material
literally me
Anyone else think this dude looks like a human version of King K Rool?
*ahem*
I'm going to say the N word
Based the guy.
>boss fight is a pair of minibosses
Please no henry
>Forgive me, sensei.
>I must go all out, just this once!
please no i dont wanna die a virgin
It’s all about destroying the platforms beneath him, don’t tell me u actually tried chipping through his gigantic healthbar. The game is practically telling u what you need to do leading up to the fight.
Remind him of his stretch marks, and that if he ever lost weight he would still carry them forever like badges of shame.
Microscopic organism look like great boss designs.
See pic related? All living organisms.
Gather a bunch of players for a raid, and watch for his AoE indicators
He challenged me to a duel. What do I do?
is this the guy from last year's sony e3 conference?
sick hats, bro
Dodge his lasers then XXY, reverse wind when he swings at you
wtf is happening here?
awesome.
henry...
Piss off ghost!
>drops $38 billion in a divorce with his reasonably attractive white wife to go after a middleaged mexican
the absolute madman
Use buffs
fuck off henry
is the middleaged mexican hot?
Some men just want to watch the world burn
He's gonna wave a big towel at you. Run headfirst into it to get him
What's his special move?
Is this dude selling CDs of his flute playing? Thats whats on his belt right? He just walks about dressed like a clown selling CDs.
no she's gross, mackenzie was so much hotter
based tourist
who has the "Japan is awesome" edit
scouting and marks targets
henry wouldn't do that
Killing Spiderman
-Be careful Snake! It's Nurutu-sama the sightless! Using his special grip technique, he is able to shank three niggas at once!
-Sounds scary... For three niggas. But I'm solo Colonel, so I think I can fly under his radar
-Think again Snake.The flexibility of his technique also allows him to shank a single nigga three times!
-Three times?! I'd better be on my guard then.
-See if you can find ways to give him four targets at once, and you may be able to overwhelm him!
>stretch marks on all my limbs from growing almost 9 inches in under a year
Feels bad man.
spinal fractures
I think its one of those can only be hurt from behind type of big fellows.
Also when you beat him you get the cheevo "The bigger they are..."
Yikes
damn he fucked up.
Im one upping you
They look like the musicians in Kung Fu Hustle.
OH SHIT
Spooky
what would be shameful about that? If anything, it'd be more impressive that he was obese at some point and had the perseverance to get himself into shape
>The flexibility of his technique also allows him to shank a single nigga three times!
Where is God?
>several downing him
Someone's on the bad curve of dunning kruger's effect
Henry, I...
he is God
Aw fuck
no he wont
>hits you with every single status effect including death count
Oh boy!
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INCY WINCY NIGGER CLIMBED UP THE WATERSPOUT
>even with his disfiguring disability, this man can still find joy in life
Nigger, I just replied to this in a different thread
THE PAIN!
name them
this is great
wtf, Raimi
Henry no
I see, he spent $38 billions to get in touch with the Bogdanoffs.
He throws a few grenades that are easy to dodge, but if you get distracted by them, you can get caught off guard as he dives down for a rotor slicer.
>On March 26, 1841, Harrison became ill with a cold after being caught in a torrential downpour without cover. His symptoms grew progressively worse over the next two days, at which time a team of doctors was called in to treat him. The prevailing misconception at the time was that his illness had been caused by the bad weather at his inauguration three weeks earlier. The doctors diagnosed him with right lower lobe pneumonia, then placed heated suction cups on his bare torso and administered a series of bloodlettings to draw out the disease. Those procedures failed to bring about improvement, so the doctors treated him with ipecac, castor oil, calomel, and finally with a boiled mixture of crude petroleum and Virginia snakeroot. All this only weakened Harrison further.
>Harrison died on April 4, 1841, nine days after becoming ill and exactly one month after taking the oath of office; he was the first president to die in office.
what's up with his jaw?
Ok
I see they added water and death, to Earth, Wind, and Fire.
Begone ghost.
reply
I just want some bees!... Please.
Faggot.
thats hot, imagine the smell
Why is the french military showing off rc cars in that webm?
>inb4 they're used for bomb something or another
yeah okay but but this display just shows them being weak ass rc cars
The Barrier trio stuck one final pose!
It was glorious....
Why the fuck do the cops have forked staves? Does this happen often? Is that a specialised device? Do Japanese cops just have staves?
noo
It's "itsy bitsy", you fucking degenerate.
oh hai, mark, I hope you're ready for battle. ha-ha-ha.
Stop trying to make a shit meme.
you have no chance against the power of Yeezus
fag
Looks like a mancatcher. It's a very old weapon used to catch men.
whih scp is this
It's a Titanite Catch Pole.
Probably pumpkin bombs and various other Halloween weapons
dirty nigger
what was his real illness then if it was a misconception that it was the bad weather?
Henry pls
Limit break needed
>time to take out the bone to pick with you!
damn
Piss off ghost!!
Knowing how dumb this shit sounds, just imagine what they're going to be laughing at us for 200 years from now.
>disgusting stretch marks between my legs
I wish they could disappear, they are a redish purple and it's disgusting
How do I beat these guys?
is that real? what kind of 'disease' is it?
ok
God, I wish that were Moscow Donnie.
They look like post game secret mega bosses
haha
is there a clip of this? man i wanna rewatch it
>Disfiguring
Don't you know reverse joint legs are more efficient
That man is peak evolution
ok, thanks
>oooohohohoho
That guy is one tough son of a bitch
>the boss is very agile and has an instakill attack
they're mancatchers, I've seen them used in other countries too
Reading that other anons post, is this guy where the myth of bad weather causing colds comes from?
He's gonna wreck it.
YAMETE
lol
Elephantiasis
>Use your most powerful move on him
>There's now just a mushroom cloud where his body was
>Think you got him, start to walk away
>The dust settles and his body emerges.
>Was that attack perhaps an out of season April Fool's joke?
What to do in this situation?
He was a president. A president wouldn't do that.
right
The game's first true noob filter
Who you gonna call?
not gonna risk it
Alright.
Who could beat him?
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I looked it up and the guy is allegedly one of a kind. There is no other known case he was just born with unusually large arms, was nicknamed Popeye growing up, and does competitive arm wrestling.
>have horizontal stretch marks on my back from puberty
At least I avoided manlethood I guess
If you get to that point, you might as well give up.
I'mma hazard a guess and say whatever took his eye left the left side of his face paralyzed
Based Horseman
Please no
Thanks
Based.
Remind him that for all his bitching, and despite everything else Blizzard has done before, he still willingly paid money to get shilled at.
You got me there
Uh oh.
>here's your miniboss bro
Mediocre President
>one race
>one species
kek
stairs
Shit
I never understood this about games/movies. Why is it a ghost can touch and kill you, but you cannot touch the ghost? How does that make sense?
holy shit
why
faggot
and again
Frittata!
>Your journey ends here, pilot. The skies belong to me. No where to run, no where to hide
by the way Yea Forums if you ever reply to
>reply to this post or else...
posts you are actually retarded and should feel retarded
fgdssgfgsfd
THE VOwOID
Ok
Wew
Looks like she has $38B worth of plastic too
fuck ogg
My stretch marks disappeared completely when I lost weight though.
Fuck dat
Shits weird, this is the arm wrestling world champion apparently.
Saw a documentary about these guys, they literally spend money enough to buy a path of land for farming or a house to buy those clothes. They say it is a way of life, they say people respect them because they wear those.
Dude got gored through the head to the point that he was trying to hold his brains in while his eye was flopping around uselessly then went back into it 5 months later, got gored through his lung, got scalped, and only just retired last year. What a fucking man.
that game is dope
Came here to post this.
Again with this shit? Goddamn, I’m replying William!
S
>captain falcon minmaxes his build
Medical malpractice.
Henry don't do this
>pause at 0:12
>three crappy toy drones
>a jeep with a model airplane
>two soldiers holding giant erasers
>quad bikes
Very impressive, did they have a cheese cutter too?
I would literally buy them a suit if it meant they were bring color an amusement to an otherwise drab depressing land
thanks doc
plrease dont kil me
kek what the fuck is going on
fuck
i dont wana ide
>By rejoining with Eeve, all souls shall be made one again.
Newest JRPG villainess Christian-symbolism
go ahead
k
>ICH WILL
Hugey
Dugey
And Lougey
fucker
For some reason this made me think of the movie Lawnmower Man despite not having seen it in almost 20+ years.
Fuck, he is hot!
nig
He got impaled through the skull by a bull.
He survived. The bull did not.
do it! I fucking want to die
nani
fag
>there's no option to romance the boss
henry no
Henry pls don't
SUUUPER
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
BROTHERS!
FUCK THIS ENCOUNTER
like a drum
aw shit
Do it
Uhhh
Fuck
Henry no...
oh no, shut up William
>forgot his name
>googled "giant russian man" and found the video of him eating beer cans
Thanks Google
>that one on the right
Is ganguro still a thing in Japan?
I replied to you in the other thread
Yo Haitian Vodou is some seriously crazy shit. I have a coworker with some Haitian family that live in the mountains and when he goes to visit them, they do not allow him out at night. He snuck out once and saw some shit.
brap
no
faggot
who's that?
What’s her name, Yea Forums?
you're supposed to lose the battle
Fuck off
GigaThad, GigaChad and GigaBrad
If you're still hard up for black. Meanwhile my sonybros know that the DC&TF 360T attack is much better DPS.
Is that the thing where teenage girls tried to make themselves look like black people? If so then no, that died out like ten years ago.
>his final form
AAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAH
Try it, Allah will help me fight you ghost
hes high out of his mind in that webm. He has to stay high to escape the dark reality of the life that was given to him.
what about this?
Oof
Why would he want to kill anyone?
Touche
bait?
no mario
have sex
I know he probably can't but I'm not gonna fuck around
RIP in Cardio, sweet Piana
how do I air cancel my forward kick into after dinner mint?
Look, do you want a burger or?...
Fuck you Bill
PLS DONT KILL MEEEEE
The Chadumvirate.
What the fuck. I don't recognize the suit. Is from the movie?
post pantyhose soles
Hh
fine
You
He's The Guy
better safe than sorry
>when Phase 2 hits and he gets up off his throne
Fuck you
Oh this is why this thread suddenly got 100 replies
I was wondering since went did Yea Forums find so many real life bosses to post
Leave me be, William
Fug, gotta reply to beat this boss.
lamest president
>Cake
What did he mean by this?
kill the priests first to remove the buff and make this boss fight easier for yourself
reee
HOW DOES HE STAND
Look at that thing. It's covered in shit before this even starts, Lots of shit. It's probably getting shat on by every other fucking bird there.
I'll save you all
>boss is getting buffed
Jesus, even in death he continues to kill.
this damn ghost is getting around
okay
this the psychopath that kills you in the first cutscene and appears throughout the game to haunt your path to revenge
It's so neat that kids with missing limbs get cool shit like those arms today. they're gonna be so great. if you're the tinkering type you could even attach gadgets to it. everything from lighters, to screwdrivers, (to Guns).
as much as i want to die, heres a (you), please dont Kill me or me mum
more like IRL party member
fag
HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT THIS SON OF A BITCH
That's just an XCOM squad dude.
>"we must"
>*wheeze*
>"preserve"
>*cough
>"our superior"
>*gasp*
>"white race..."
Chen!
On the computer!
2spooky4me
Is he selling CDs? This guy is pretty baller.
>boss has multiple forms
Is this party enough to bring down these villains?
With your hand
what even is the source for this image? google brings up that same clickbait youtube video
THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM
Fag
Cute!
This thread just makes me feel bad about myself
he had too many dole dippers
Oh shit.
I'm imagining them as mute twins who are deadly assassins and seem to communicate telepathically with each other
fuck you
Hoo!
my attacks do no damage to this guy wtf
He's literally Lex Luthor.
moonman
a high drop kick to the jaw is the only way
not losing this fight
These two are mostly joke fights that teach you the game's mechanics, but there's a hidden fight near the end where they're unreasonably strong and spam the game's best spells.
alright fine
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
You got me.
Wait, that movie was real and not just a fever dream?
as I clicked this image I just now realized its supposed to be animal farm
oh well
Name them, Yea Forums
Don't do it, Henry
as long as you don't get too close you won't aggro him and trigger the cutscene
fuck fuck
It's the Central Park Rangers...
Where the fuck is Charlie Sheen when you need him
G-Guy I can hear him
who?
fuck you
WATERMELON
JENKEM
WORLD AID
MALARIA
HISTORY REVISIONISM
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM A NIGGER
literally who
NO HENRY NO
>hit em and quit em hanna
>tag n bag n shag tina
Fuck
noooooooo
Please no Harry
>saints row 3.jpg
Cool pic. Thanks for joining us tonight
bruh...
GOLEM GET YE GONE
No
having grown up white trash and gotten away from it, I do honestly miss redneck shenanigans sometimes
>MY NAAAAAME
thanks henry
Fuck you
Bring it on you fucking Ghost bitc
I've got so many immunity images saved yet I still feel compelled
a modern day Hannibal right here
Good stuff user. I laughed.
>All those kitchen and paring knives
The UK needs to sink beneath the waves
When you dress like the Riddler in a literal third-world shithole, of you're going to get treated like someone important.
Wait a minute...
great uncle pls (actually)
>WOAH-HOOOOOO
*Shoots your allies down
*Insults your wing man then shoots him down as well
Heh, nothing personnel pilot
whoa
This looks like one of those early Battletech arts.
>sadistic and maniacal
>is actually a nice guy
huh?
xd
Why is Kevin Spacey assaulting him?
Gggf
I think of that stupid pasta every time I get gas.
>Boss constantly spawns mobs
You are stupid as hell. That guy is Jeff Dabe and he is just naturally big. Be is one of the top arm wrestlers in the world.
IT'S A BULL JERRY, YOU CANNOT TURN YOUR BACK TO IT
fuck off
Possums are so weird and cool
this is Brazil isn't it.
>boss enters mechsuit in phase 2
>boss is weak to electricity
The guy looks like Carel Struycken, no idea where from though.
>Death is a preferable alternative to capitalism.
You either perfect this boss or get perfect'd
what a good mom :)
he must have been really upset about his wife
I won't risk it
kek
bring it gramps
>This getup doubles as a muscle suit
>objective: socialize
I too like Die Antwood
Chydrad
fug u
*Challenges you to a fiddle contest
Nathan Explosion?
Nah, not today.
I got that reference.
Southeast Asia
You have to use magic
Spec into something else than cold or blunt you fool
no
pls spare me. I have video games to play.
Obsessed
>"His left arm is actually stronger" plot twist half way into the arc.
I ONLY HAVE ICE SPELLS AHHHHHH
All of the spy kids movies felt like fever dreams
Rodriguez makes some trippy films
Like thumb thumbs? Who would've thought of that shit
Throw him to a river, but you have to be quick
Please no
>all might.jpg
oh christ she's thick
That's cool as fuck. Looks like early 20th century futurism
Spare me
Nigger
>fat arms
ew
:(
Based and Henry pilled
lordy
>Return The Slab
>...or suffer my curse...
>Only 1 month in office
>Died like a bitch to the sniffles
Why shud i b scared now
A little overkill but horses steam after a full gallop on a cold day. They get hot man. Fun fact, if you ever watch a steeplechase they crack out wet blankets to help with the process at the end.
Funner fact: The big events like the grand national generally have 3-5 horse deaths per event. They prep and ride those fucking things into the ground. Broken necks, heart attacks. Fun stuff.
Nocturne
nice
Traitor!
A narrow doorway
>"WE ARE... REBORN!"
I ain’t afraid of no ghost
I'd say you need new material, but I still clicked it.
man, so much text on the screen
Fuck I don't even fully read it and it always happen god dam this forsaken place repent!
underrated
Don't do it, man.
>P on the belt
Pussy Patrol
Fag
NICE
=\
No
Nice.
Whay part of JoJo is this?
Bruh
Fuck You
Thank you Henry.
Hello.
>entire stage is a boss
...
wew
damn
The dude looks bad ass despite the left faced paralysis and the eyepatch. Like that moment when your video game character turns into a bad ass after trial by fire.
imagine the handjobs
(You)
Fuck
>now matter how we tossed the dice
nice
poni shit aside that is pretty sick