*BING BING* WAHOOO!

>*BING BING* WAHOOO!
>HERE WE GOOOOOO!
>"What do you guys want from Mickie's, sweeties?"

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Unironically want chicky nuggets from McDonald's now.

for me mommy, its the mcchicken

these kids are based

>Your never be a kid again having your mommy drive you around and pay for things

>that one kid who wanted a salad

Lemonade

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Lookit these kids. Back in my day we weren't sitting in the car catching pokemon creatures, we were fetching crummy pails of water for the family wash bin!

let me get a double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon, a large fry, and a medium red fanta freeze

Why does the kid on the left get a green joycon? What the fuck is so special about him?

>Gimme the chicken nuggets mighty kids meal and a Reeses mcflurry! 2 BBQ sauces too!

>Children have fun playing children games
>This is somehow a bad thing according to OP
Just because you don't have friends doesn't mean anyone else can't

Bacon Smokehouse Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich for me mommy

I thought the whole point of a Switch was to play with your friends on the go, not all play individually

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Mickie deez nuts

Mothers drowning their children makes a lot more sense to me now.

>implying that isn't kino

having a soccer mom is awesome

20 chicken nuggets with ranch and a large coke.

>wh*te suburban life in some flyover state

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he also has the neon pink one

>1200 dollars in one picture

He got the Splatoon 2 bundle, so as to clearly identify himself as a homosexual.

that looks like shit your shit fuck you this is disgusting

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Aka 'based as fuck'.

>they think that Olive Garden is the only restaurant worth going out to
>they get really excited about popular cinema
>the children do Fortnite dances all day at school

truly subhuman

>battery runs out on the way there
:(

>1200 dollars in one picture
Are Cars free now?

>implying she isn't still doing it
LMAOing at you wageslaves

If I can afford a minivan, 4 kids, and 4 nintendo switches, all of them having healthcare (because they're in soccer) then i'm fucking loaded.
No fucking way we're eating at mcdonalds, it's pizza hut all week baybee

wh*toids are disgusting but that being said urbanites and californians deserve to be put against the wall

California has plenty of white suburban life.

>that one kid with the pink and green joycons
I hope he gets bullied mercilessly for being different.

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the car is totally photoshopped

For me it's the McChicken.

>tfw you get a mommy gf who's 20 years older than you
good feel