Game has a crafting system

>le liberal xD

Bloody americans

>99% of nintendo fans

>pinky "supporting" the bottom
holy fucking shit

Fucking so󠛡y boys.

The dude is clearly disabled

Yeah, fuck crippled people who can't open things.

you could probably get swole enough to not need that machine in the time it takes for it to get the cap off

>bloody
cucked europoors

It's how they get them. Make the bottle so bullshit to open onionsbois are forced to buy bullshit bottle opening gadgets and tools as they soon lose more and more of their muscle mass.

onions

why cant we just talk about video games instead of screeching about liberals all the time

he plays a lot of MMOs

old.reddit.com/r/onions/comments/7yxkjq/i_legitimately_hurt_my_hand_trying_to_get_the/

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

In what way is he "clearly disabled"?

this unironically

he's augmented

my friend who bought some ironically said they're actually surprisingly tight but otherwise you'd have to he a woman to not be able to open one

mentally, sure

Because you cant undo the damage 2016 did to this site, phoneposting zoomers who live on outrage are the new majority. Welcome to Hell

word filters. how do they work?

Oh I have one of these! They really make those onions bottles too hard to open and its the only way I can open it. I couldn't live without it!

>avocado hand
>texter's thumb
>chicken scratch handwriting
>actual limp wrist
First world problems or some shit.

There’s no preservatives.
Has to be sealed

mentally

Wtf i typed basedboy not basedboy

cringeboy

What does onions taste like?

Based filter

semen

lmao who pays for onions then when you can get the same thing for free.

why can't they? instead of injecting shitty politics into games

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I actually bought one, it actually was pretty tight. And I think this was after they made them less tight
I mean I was able to open it, but it wasn't like opening a coke or ensure (I guess ensure bottles are a better comparison).

Drink was fucking nasty

>that word filter

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people who can't get enough and need entire bottles of the stuff

I don't understand why in the fuck I would want to craft anything it seems like a goddamn waste of time

Election tourists.

how long until hiro takes away sneed, bros?

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The hands of a person that plays videogames. I'd kick any of you limp dicks teeth down your throats.

I tried replacing onions in the url but it just says the community got banned

theyre not, this obviously for people with arthritis or fucked up hands like the guy in the video

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I wonder what soilent tastes like

palm meet face

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it's
s o y l e n t

and apparently it's a popular thread to brigade. No clue why.

clever(?) engineering for a petty purpose

nvm I'm a dumbass you're supposed to use add -lent

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well he only has four fingers on his hand for one

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Never because it has been forever since a filter was placed

Crafting has always been shit in any game

Can't have gear better than raid stuff

Its not for able bodied persons
Its for your grandma with arthritis

is he missing his thumb? I thought it was just hidden in the perspective

it is likely that we will still have 5NEED

Nigga you blind

cute asuka (male)

why not just engineer the bottle so you don't need an extra device just for a single purpose

these people are trash

even if it were you'd still be the bigger joke, champ

What kind of crafting system? If it's optional like in witcher, then it gets a pass from me. If it's the base mechanic of the game like in minecraft, i agree it's shit. Also Anything with building in it goes to the trash.

Soiclaw

Everyone has four fingers on a hand

"onions" wasn't that long ago, bud. And before that tbqh, famalam, and I think a third I can't think of right now were taken. Feels like that was very recent.

Path of Exile has the best crafting system of any game

that's why his pinky is like that.

why doesn't he just ask his boyfriend to open it for him like every other bitch does

Scandinavians aren't people

prior to the last time i opened one i was bedridden for literally years
it opened easily enough
i do not have the words to accurately express how weak that person is
we're talk has literally never done a single day of labor in their life

Cringe baka desu my onions senpaitachi

not if I hold the hand of a cute girl

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I bet none of you even remember the day it got filtered, or why. Go on, ask your resident oldfag. Meme knowledge is granted to the willing.

Was it "baka"? Guess I'll find out in a second.

It isn't just one bottle

That's what it was.

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you're probably definitely literally a retard, but more importantly, there's not doubt that you are certainly one of those worthless fellows who goes around and makes claims that black isn't a colour "it's the absence of color".

fuck off

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What the hell drives a """man""" to unironically regularly consume a drink that calls itself sóylent?

soicuck liberals are so fucking weak they're helpless when it comes to opening their precious basedmeal

That actually makes a lot of sense, thanks.

checks out

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dang I was literally thinking the same thing but decided it wasn't worth it to type

hates eating. simple as. were it cheaper i'd do the same damn thing.

I don't get this. There's nothing wrong with diversity, but you shouldn't make things diverse just to be diverse.

good point

Wasn't it when the switch came out and the neckbearded so-yboys posted their O-face on social media attention whoring how happy they were?

>99% consolefags
Fixed 4u

He can just put the bottle between his thighs and twist the lid between his palms. The bottle's rectangular so it won't spin. T-This totally won't end up in soiled pants by the way.

>reddit
Die.

>Yea Forums doesn't even know how many fingers are supposed to be on a hand

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>those names
>tfw just realized those are trannies, probably married too

s.m.h. t.b.h. f.a.m.

Nope.
God of War launch date. Mods eternally butthurt.

The key for opening jars and capped bottles is to push down on the top and twist.

they're going to have to build a robot to hold the robot that opens the bottle

GODS!
MY WIFE'S SON WAS STRONG BACK THEN!

use soiboy or sΩyboy

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I dont get this shit at all

Take a blunt knife, place it between the two seals, twist. It requires zero force.

Now you can open it. This even works with metal sealed cans which get stuck.

Drank too much soilent, now his bones are twigs riddled with osteoporosis.

it's just not the same

>game has a huge and complex crafting system but it's so unbalanced that only 1 thing out of 10 is worth making at all
I hate wasted potential because nobody bothered to run the numbers and make a balanced item progression

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or just use unicode black spaces...
basedboy

What is it about this drink that attracts the absolute lowest demographic? I tried drinking some, and it's nasty as hell.

onions has calcium in it though...

>adolfsson
covert as fuck.

what kind of people do you expect to like a product whose purpose is to take the fun out of eating?

I just owned myself. These zero width spaces don't work anymore.
basedboy

That is what they want you to think

Even if it did calcium actually makes your bones brittle. You want a balance and magnesium too.

will it be filtered to chuck? that would kill it for sure

>product whose purpose is to take the fun out of eating
Wait, this is no-joke actually supposed to replace your food? How do you live off of doing nothing more than drinking the same chemical abomination for more than a few days, let alone the rest of your life?

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imagine not knowing how to say s󠛡o󠛡y

Based filter going over on ya jabronis in this Battle Royal
Based user avenging them by getting a win himself

Onions knows that the type of person who buys their product is often extremely weak and incapable of exerting effort so why not make the bottles easy to open.

Dude look at his fucking hand
I might not have noticed it until I was looking for it but it's not hard to find.

What would you consider a good crafting system? Personally the one they're aiming for with Chronicles of Elyria looks fucking awesome, if it ever gets released.
youtube.com/watch?v=7utlX9vziMs

s󠛡o󠛡yboy

what device do you use to open your onions? here's mine

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meal-replacement drinks have been around for ages before onions. you're not supposed to make your entire diet out of them, either.

its designed so each bottle has 25% of the nutrients you need (fats, proteins, carbs, vitamins), if you did nothing but drink 4 bottles a day you would be perfectly healthy.