Why haven't you beaten me yet?

>using a shield
>not roll dodging
Casual

I've beaten you like 15 times this decade.

But I have.

that's just the most basic bitch way to do it if you're bad at the game
it's really not all that hard

I'm 26 and to me it is a really special game, probably my favorite game of all time.

I've beaten that game multiple times across multiple systems more times than I should admit.

I did, years ago

Then I made a second character to invade the swamp with a rapier and shotel and prey on all those poor sods without rusted iron rings

Good times

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Because I haven't played you and have no interest in playing you, you fucking bitch. You're judt a game, you don't know shit

Friendly reminder that if you:

- summoned
- used shields
- used magic of any kind
- used backstabs
- used any weapon upgraded with twinkling titanite, demon titanite, or dragon scale
- used chaos or lightning weapons
- used the zweihander
- used any armor with poise
- used Mask of the Mother
- used Havel's Ring
- used the Wolf Ring
- used the Hornet Ring
- used the Dark Wood Grain Ring
- used the Rusted Iron Ring
- used the Ring of Favor and Protection
- used any consumables aside from the ones found as loot
- grinded or farmed any mob
- kindled any bonfire
- leveled vitality above 30
- didn't kill the Stray Demon immediately after unlocking the Undead Parish lift, with a weapon upgraded no higher than +5
- used the stairs in the Capra Demon fight
- killed the Gaping Dragon by attacking his tail
- used a divine weapon in the Catacombs
- used the spider shield in Blighttown
- didn't do Ash Lake before getting the Lordvessel
- used poison arrows against the Anor Londo archers
- killed Ornstein first
- didn't let Artorias buff
- didn't cut Kalameet's tail
- parried Gwyn

You didn't actually beat Dark Souls.
You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
You didn't grow.
You didn't improve.
You took a shortcut and gained nothing.
You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
It's sad that you don't know the difference.

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I thought killing smough first was the easier option

get the fuck out of here, I've beaten you a solid 10 times by now, I wish to forget about you, I wish you never existed, you're ruining all other videogames for me, especially all of your not you, bloodborne disappointing ass "sequels"

what do you want me to play the game with both hands tied to my back too?

Anyone else remember the joy they upon realizing that a +15 weapon could still use pine resin and sunlight blade? The DPS was insane.

>not playing the game blindfolded with your tongue and nose on a DDR pad

God, I have to share a board with people like you.

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>- summoned
not guilty
>- used shields
>- used magic of any kind
>- used backstabs
guilty
>- used any weapon upgraded with twinkling titanite, demon titanite, or dragon scale
>- used chaos or lightning weapons
>- used the zweihander
not guilty
>- used any armor with poise
guilty
>- used Mask of the Mother
>- used Havel's Ring
not guilty
>- used the Wolf Ring
guilty
>- used the Hornet Ring
>- used the Dark Wood Grain Ring
not guilty
>- used the Rusted Iron Ring
guilty
>- used the Ring of Favor and Protection
not guilty
>- used any consumables aside from the ones found as loot
>- grinded or farmed any mob
>- kindled any bonfire
>- leveled vitality above 30
guilty
>- didn't kill the Stray Demon immediately after unlocking the Undead Parish lift, with a weapon upgraded no higher than +5
can't remember
>- used the stairs in the Capra Demon fight
>- killed the Gaping Dragon by attacking his tail
guilty
>- used a divine weapon in the Catacombs
not guilty
>- used the spider shield in Blighttown
>- didn't do Ash Lake before getting the Lordvessel
guilty
>- used poison arrows against the Anor Londo archers
not guilty
>- killed Ornstein first
>- didn't let Artorias buff
>- didn't cut Kalameet's tail
>- parried Gwyn
guilty though I discovered you could interrupt his buff and parry gwyn by myself

The sad part is that there are ACTUALLY people who believe this

I get bored after I beat Anor Londo.

I didn't know ashlake fucking existed the first time I played.

I genuinely love that the
>- killed the Gaping Dragon by attacking his tail
is in there, because it shows that the pasta was made by a fairly inexperienced player, based on other people's opinions about tactics and what's "harder", while in reality going for the tail is the harder and longer strat, since attacking the head deals far more damage and is a lot quicker which is why it's preferred, not because it's harder (which it isn't)

That's among other funny bits that list has

None of this is even that hard

I keep getting raped.

Should I play this on ps3, Ps4, or the prepare to die edition on pc?

PS3, the rereleases fucked up the graphics and the original was delisted from Steam. Get a physical PS3 copy if you can

I have

Because I sold my xbox 360 before i got to 4 kings and haven't bought you back. Should i buy the remaster and finish what i started?

I did, like 20 times.

Eh.
If you can get it for like $10, sure.

>tfw the only reason I haven't platted the series is because 2 has a fucking annoying NPC story system making you summon useless goons for the boss
I fucking hate being a cheevofag.

I wouldn't buy it from steam, or at all for that matter. It looks like the prepare to die edition is readily available on even public trackers. I thought the ps3 had some pretty bad framerate drops.

Those are easy enough. You can power through the bosses that have you drag them along.
2 has some fucking grindathons that are compounded with the despawning enemies, see Sunlight Medal grinding, and Demon's had that FUCKING Sharpstone.

You are NOT comparing DaS2 farming with Sharpstone user, tell me you're just joking here because you are commuting a crime right this moment in this very thread

Taking your Sunlight medals as an example, it is pretty much designed to be gotten online, and if you can't get it online you farm it using the Company of Champions covenant, since that doesn't despawn mobs
Even farming the Bell Tower covenant isn't that bad since the red phantom spawns often enough there.