Why is the Zero Suit bad again? Samus literally stripped down into her panties in the games before. You can’t get any sluttier than that
Why is the Zero Suit bad again? Samus literally stripped down into her panties in the games before...
Hunter Baker
John Ward
zero suit samus more like zero slut sam musk checkmate femenests
Cooper King
Autists latch on to it as to why Other M was bad, Samus out of suit bad no no. Zero Mission segment was kinda balls though, it should just remain the hot reward.
Grayson Diaz
THAT FUCKING BITCH IS HOTTER THAN ME
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE FUCKING RAPIST DEVS PUT A WOMAN HOTTER THAN ME ON SCREEN
SEEING A WOMAN HOTTER THAN ME FILLS ME WITH UNBELIEVABLE BURNING FUCKING ANGER BECAUSE I AM BOTH REMINDED OF HOW UGLY I BELIEVE I AM AND THAT MY SOLE PURPOSE ON THIS EARTH IS TO HAVE MY HOLE STUFFED BY MEN, WHO I HATE
MEN THAT THAT BITCH WILL STEAL BECAUSE SHE IS FUCKING HOTTER THAN ME
YOU CAN'T JUST PUT HOTTER WOMEN ON SCREEN OR HAVE THEM IN VIDEO GAMES BECAUSE IT FUCKING UPSETS ME
I'M NOT INSECURE YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING INCEL
HAVE SEX (WITH ME)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Caleb Taylor
Have sex
Elijah Roberts
YEAH HAVE SEX (WITH ME)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING RAPIST SEXIST DEVS.
I AM THREATENED BY PIXELS YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW THIS.
HAVE SEX
Kevin Richardson
Because women and gays don't like Samus for the same reason they don't like many female characters that straight men like. They are also totally unaware that she always shows her body at the end since they of course don't actually play the games and only know her because of Smash.
Matthew Lee
We've had like 10 of these fucking horrendous reposted ZS threads in the past 2 days, fuck off with this shit. Go to /h/ if you want to jack off.
Angel Williams
The design overstayed it's welcome and now it is boring. Samus was better when she had a new design in every game.
Noah Davis
Please don't use classic Yea Forums pics when you smear feces on yourself in post form.
Alexander Miller
PLEASE DON'T USE MY PICS, I'M ALL KINDS OF SELF-CONCIOUS AND PIXEL WOMEN ON SCREEN MAKE ME SAD BECAUSE MEN WOULD HONEST TO GOD RATHER WIPE THEIR DICK ON THE TV THAN TALK TO ME
OH GOD THIS IS WHY WE NEED FEMINISM PLEASE WHY AM I LIKE THIS PLEASE HELP
WHY HAS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR ALLOWED PIXEL WOMEN TO EXIST
PIXEL WOMEN BAD
PIXEL WOMEN TOOL OF EVIL RAPIST MEN TO OPPRESS ME
Oliver Flores
user, are you okay
David Barnes
PIXEL WOMEN HOTTER THAN ME
MUST DESTROY PIXEL WOMEN
MAKE THEM HAVE SMALLER BOOB PLEASE
Blake Jenkins
cringe but extremely redpilled post
Nathan Morales
PIXEL WOMEN MUST BE DESTROYED
I CAN'T JUST PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME
MEN CAN ONLY LIKE WOMEN THAT LOOK LIKE ME
AND EVEN THEN THOSE WOMEN MUST NOT BE AS PRETTY AS ME
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Adam Phillips
It looks like footy pajamas for kids and is just fucking stupid
Isaiah Walker
this ain't it, chief
Christopher Gomez
you alright senpai, dont go "Steamworks Ubisoft always on drm" on us"
Luis Kelly
she looks like she fucks etecoons
Benjamin Nelson
PIXEL BOOBIES ARE GOING TO RAPE MY FUCKING FAMILY AND KILL MY DOG.
WE HAVE TO DESTROY THEM.
PIXEL WOMEN ARE A THREAT TO MY WOMANHOOD
PLEASE
PIXELS CAN LITERALLY THREATEN MY LIFES PURPOSE
#WOMEN ARE STRONG
Andrew Cooper
Have a kitty user, calm down.
Charles Green
>Zero Mission segment was kinda balls though, it should just remain the hot reward.
It was pretty bad, but I think you could design a great game around that if you wanted to. Sakamoto and Tanabe apparently don't know where to go with the franchise which is ridiculous because the answer lies right here. It's 2019 ffs, you don't need to hide behind that strong male protagonist anymore.
Dylan Roberts
on a scale of 1 to 5,
how big is your penis in inches
Sebastian Turner
NEGATIVE 3.
PIXEL WOMEN THREATEN MY LADY BONER AND MAKE MY PEEPEE THE SMALL PEEPEE
Ryan Gonzalez
New candidate for the "thats some shit" archive of Yea Forums
Zachary Reyes
I am quite finished now anyway.
Xavier Hall
what even happened to you there
Lincoln Walker
>NEGATIVE 3
what a shallow cunt
Chase Wood
I occasionally go full retarded so I don't do it in my real life.
I genuinely highly recommend it. It's a shitposting board anyway, let loose sometimes.
Aaron Thompson
Jack Nelson
Seriously. Scream at me in the most barely legible nonsense you can. It feels great.
Luke Morris
>I'M NOT INSECURE YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING INCEL
HAVE SEX (WITH ME)
>I WANT YOU TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, BUT I DONT WANT TO ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH YOU
*fixed
Gabriel Nguyen
Will update my soon-to-be spammed and forced copypasta with this.
Thank you for the revision and peer review, fellow scholar of the arts.
Luke Cruz
Nah I'm fine today is a good day but thanks for the offer
Jaxson Perry
Could be a great day with some unexepected release.
Seriously my lad, pick a picture that has absolutely nothing to do with your post and just let rip.
Here watch. Ahem:
NOOOOOOOOO DON'T FUCKING VOTE DIFFERENTLY TO ME YOU FUCKING CUNT. I SWEAR TO GOD IF I CATCH YOU HAVING A DIFFERING OPINION I WILL LITERALLY SEXUALLY ASSAULT MYSELF IN SHEER AND UNBRIDLED FUCKING ANGER IN A WAY THAT WILL BE SO HEINOUS THE CHINESE WILL DENY IT EVER HAPPENED BECAUSE IT WILL BE CLASSIFIED AS A FUCKING WAR CRIME.
This is a good one because it will upset righties and lefties. Have to keep your retardation inclusive these days.
Blake Roberts
>I SWEAR TO GOD IF I CATCH YOU HAVING A DIFFERING OPINION
This sounds more like what /pol/ says.
Levi Stewart
somebody get this hothead out of here
zero suit samus is bad because the old costumes were better and this one looks like something out of deviantart inflation porn.
Carter Reyes
That's the beauty of it, my man.
It's exactly what /pol/ says, but by being so direct you will convince a lefty that it is in fact /pol/ and you convince a righty who likely uses /pol/ that it's TOO direct and is therefore a lefty false flagging.
We all need to up our game tbqh.
Luke Gray
>based centristfaggot
Adrian Allen
>I WILL LITERALLY SEXUALLY ASSAULT MYSELF IN SHEER AND UNBRIDLED FUCKING ANGER IN A WAY THAT WILL BE SO HEINOUS THE CHINESE WILL DENY IT EVER HAPPENED BECAUSE IT WILL BE CLASSIFIED AS A FUCKING WAR CRIME.
Anthony Price
>wearing your underwear in your own home after a long day at work is slutty
So I guess we're all whores then.
Connor Price
That sound pretty hot.
i wanna be a slut
Tyler Rodriguez
That's just it though.
I have a side. Centrists are the biggest faggots of all.
I have committed to my art so entirely I have convinced you I am of another standing when I am in fact one of the sides I have mocked.
Up your game, son.
Josiah Cook
>I was pretending all along
Evan Bell
Exactly.
Imagine being a fucking fence sitter in 2019.
The state of centrists.
Owen Cooper
It's not. It's great at what it does, which generates fapbait.
Robert Thompson
whoa hey guys what's going on in this samus thread
Gabriel Brooks
ass too small
Brayden Roberts
Because the zero suit section of Zero Mission sucked ass.
Owen Lewis
Zachary Gray
Nathaniel Perry
She's not hated, anyone who thinks she ruins the series are retarded and never played a Metroid game because she barely appears. The problem isn't ZSS, the problem is the waifu faggots that never played a Metroid game only posing her and never wanting to have conversations about the games, ACfag just makes it worse because he somehow thinks that it affects the series when Sakamoto has been pushing to the sidelines for a while now. ZSS is great but if anyone thinks it's the face of Metroid they're clearly not a Metroid fan or never played the games. I love that Samus is stong, tall, and sexy as fuck. I wish ACfag and waifu tards understood that.
Christopher Cooper
We need more centrists.
Lefties and Righties are literally destroying everything they come in contact with. Throw them out, silence their rants, show them now mercy, for they refuse to show any themselves.
Jose King
This
Jason Kelly
dont give a fuck, my penis loves zero suit samus. havent played a metroid series game since metroid ii on gameboy but thats not gonig to stop me from jerking off and blowing hella loads to zss
Leo Johnson
>I'm not an extremist, but I want to ostracize anyone who disagrees with me.
t. Sargay of Cukkad
Dylan Turner
based
Parker Cox
nice one.