Hey user, don't you have a mic, let's us hear your voice

>hey user, don't you have a mic, let's us hear your voice.

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care2.com/causes/rape-ranked-as-third-most-popular-sexual-fantasy-for-women.html#ixzz33awCn7f3
youtube.com/watch?v=D5oFxvuVeHQ
youtu.be/B38CHjJJSIw
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840
telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/12061787/Intelligence-genes-discovered-by-scientists.html
nature.com/mp/journal/v16/n10/abs/mp201185a.html
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289608000305
psycnet.apa.org/psycinfo/1977-07996-001
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912003741
udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/reprints/1997mainstream.pdf
wsj.com/articles/SB115040765329081636
articles.latimes.com/2011/aug/10/news/la-heb-genetic-study-intelligence-20110809
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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18656315
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plosone.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0045592
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/16084184/
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Hug him

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This is some dark ass shit I stumbled onto didn't I?

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Sexy

Stop stuttering, faggot.

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that cat needs a hug

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you hear about that egril getting her neck fucking silced? what happen with all that bros

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apparently it was done by an old (crazy) friend of hers she knew IRL, not anyone who she met online. Doesn't make for as good a story as "/r9k/ kills e-thot" though.

WE DONT BULLY HERE

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Imagine making or saving that image and not killing your self immediately after.

thanks fren

pic of my cat 20 mins before he got put down :(

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I once took the plunge and entered a party chat with a qt german girl, it was going well until she starting talking about how she's a professional translator. I'm a neet so I booked it.

DONT LISTEN TO THEM OP YOU PROBABLY DONT SOUND BAD

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Well?
vocaroo.com/i/s1isHXbbYDzl

wat

rip cat

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Delete this

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>guy playing as a girl character assumes I'm a girl IRL for playing as girl character
Everytime

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I’ve got a bassy tolerable voice but i hate talking anyway

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I wish I had more e friends...

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F, i hope you gave him a good life user

It's even worse when you're trying to speak a language you're still learning over mic. You can only make out a couple of words and assume the rest while hoping you can recognize when a question is being directed your way and will remember how to formulate and correct pronounce the response without mumbling or having a heart attack from fear.

Thanks friend, means a lot to me

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>female memes center around ruthlessly mocking innocent children

art reflects life, hm?

>Buy a $100 mic
>never use it
>Buy a $500 camera
>Never use it
>Buy a keyboard $50
>Never learn it
>Buy a guitar $200
>Never learn it
lol

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i wish i was a good e friend, i just add people and never talk to them because i'm self concious and have no games to play

>some e-thot has a discord server full of thirsty orbiters
>one of them goes crazy, kills her, and posts a picture of her dead body in it telling everyone in there they'll have to find a new thot to orbit
>tells them to subscribe to pewdiepie before killing himself later

you just keep being you and never change

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My voice is just disgustingly nasal. It irritates me, because in my head it sounds really deep and sophisticated, but I actually just sound like a twat.

It’s a guy

Post pets

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It's not possible to make good friends online. Something about not seeing each other face-to-face makes people not give a shit about each other.

LET IT STAY YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT

>it's broken, sorry guys

howdy

>when you look and sound like a normie and people accept you immediately and every time you have to watch them slowly notice your severe autism and reject you

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>tfw immigrant accent

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Is this just the general purpose /soc/ normalfaggot thread?

*laughs*

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he didn't manage though. he failed the sodoku.

tell me more tell me more tell me more please

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My voice is deep and I sound dumb when I talk, I don’t want people to know I’m dumb

You too, incredibly based user

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whats your discord?

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you are very wrong
all of my good friends came from the internet and they are the best friends a human being can fucking have and if i ever see this sentiment of yours repeated on this board i will fucking meet you in hell and batter your skull into a milky paste do you fucking understand me

haha le epic and funny baby animal talk xd so cuuute ^w^

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It's sad when you care but the other person doesn't

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You're probably a woman. You don't have friends, just people who want to fuck you.

Nice try faggot.

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chris?

Good acting but your were too quiet.

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Source?

Here you go
vocaroo.com/i/s11t6m6PUQS7

*shows healbussy*
yes daddy

incels.co/threads/e-girl-beheaded-by-her-boyfriend.131920/
there's a picture of a girl with a sliced neck on the first post so watch out my bro

holy fucking shit
holy fucking SHIT

Fuck off roastie or you'll end up like Bianca.

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Why is this image being posted all the time now? Why do you have to run it into the ground?

>mom and dad get a new dog
>their cat hates him and runs away
>comes back a week later acting funny
>dad thinks he is sick, we think he just hates the dog
>he disappears again
>a few days later he is vomiting blood
>we take him to the vet
>he has been eating poison and his organs are shutting down
>it is too late to save him
>if we had listened to dad a week earlier he would still be with us today

video games

squadW

>tfw going to meet a girl i met on Yea Forums this October

If i die, don't let /r9k/ steal the credit. It was /x/

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just google /r9k/ killer

>vocaroo.com/i/s1isHXbbYDzl
can I get a quickrun down...

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do cats actually look like that when they're sad? like why do they look so sad?

is this the same girl and was the person she was talking to the same guy that killed her? kinda fucked she died at 17 so she musta been like 15 during this chat?

post more crying cats

lol

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Im 18 and still sound 13 will this be fixed

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It's an eye infection.

>Girls are attracted to your voice
It's pretty nice, makes me not regret smoking cigarettes in grade school.

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Well?

>come on bro, get on discord, we're about to stream
>trannies? what do you mean

this isn't hurtful this is very cringe. she's obviously being performative trying to imitate sociopathic men she's attracted to

why do cats cry so much?

I'd rather meet with the guy making asshole thread #725 on /s/ than with someone from /x/
it's just one cat that had juicy eye disease

It's the same girl, don't think it's the same guy. She did this with a lot of people

Not a cat person, but cute all the same

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>push nervous person into voice chatting
>they thank me when they get used to it and later realise it wasn't a big deal

Sometimes people just a need a little boot up the rear for their own good.

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>Women can do no wrong. She was only doing what evil men taught her. She dindu nothin.

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wish you lonely fellas would learn game so you can at least trick women into having sex with you. there's lots of good pua content out there and you can become a more confident and charismatic person instead of a pussy begging normal

>He spent thousands... I feel kinda bad...
Yeah.. at least its his money and not yours
>ARE YOU SAYING IM NOT WORTH IT?

Why are women like this lol. always twisting it to make it about themselves

yes

>meet girl on tf2 years ago
>speaks in Yea Forums lingo
>we talk and play games all the time, going all night and skipping school to talk to her
>she never uses her mic
>buys me games
>tells me she loves me
>eventually we just stop talking
>delete her and never talk to her again
It was a guy and I’m sure of it, it hurts me so bad to think about that time of my life

>having friends or relationship
Nah, the pain is not worth it

i'm not watching no poo content

Can we have a sample of your voice?

i said she makes me cringe and she is attracted to sociopaths

>let's us

>nwame
why insert a w here?

i'm sorry
but it was me, your dad
i just wanted you to feel like there was a girl in your life

you fucking know I did. should send more pictures of cumming on the pictures of her fucked up Corpse to her mother. roastie got the ropie.

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i fucked a high school girl in the park after dark that i just met thanks to some tricks i learned from roissy and the like.

s-she already told me we were going to have sex even though my plans were as friends.

I bet my girl is cuter than you

SHAMELESS

You just posted cringe.

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you are incorrect and also why in the fuck would it be more likely for me to be a woman

by the sounds of it she doesnt sound all her innocent herself and when shes doing this shit with beta oribters I hate both of them because I just cant stand e girls or beta orbiters but I dont think she deserved to be fucking gutted

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>.t says poggers irl
cringe

Online friends aren't real friends, at best they're disposable acquaintances.

bruhhh you've been arrested you aint the same guy!

>I bet my girl is cuter than you

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>Why are women like this
world teaches them to be. women are natural followers, which unfortunately makes them more gullible. that is why the devil targeted eve instead of adam. he knew he could deceive her. that is why the apostle paul did not permit them to teach the assembly.

I hate all of you.

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What is it about sad looking cats that makes me want to cry

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you, also, are wrong
they're the best fuckin people i ever met in my life and i pity your ignorance

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Why do women like the crying cat meme so much? Is it related to how post-wall women all own a dozen cats?

whats the problem baby?

probably. makes sense

all of you need to dilate

based /van/ thread

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I became prison gay for a faggot on here once. Lowest point of my life when I travelled cross country to see them and realised it was just loneliness + internet causing me to feel like that. At least I got pizza out of it.

Based

this some of the people ive met online are the best people to me then the people I met irl? I think thats probably because Ive had shitty irl friends though

Only because she is the cutest.

it's popular because it's a cute reaction image, retard

Women enjoy being raped so much that they have not only one orgasm, but multiple. It's often their first orgasm ever, even after having many different sex partners. Why do women enjoy rape so much? Why are they so ashamed of admitting it?

popsci.com/science/article/2013-05/science-arousal-during-rape
>"I was sexually abused at a young age and had an orgasm." "ơlthough I never stopped resisting I was horrified to find myself having a series of multiple orgasmsŢ "I thought I would never be able to tell ֠except here." "Reading your post made me feel like maybe I am not such a freak."

Women in therapy after being "raped" are traumatized not by the rape experience itself, but the shame over having enjoyed it.

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/193e3x/iama_sexual_assault_therapist_discussing_when
>In my experience as a therapist... somewhat less than half of the girls/women I've worked with [have orgasms during rape]. (For the record, I have worked with very few boys/men who reported this.) In professional discussions, colleagues report similar numbers.

Rape is 3rd most popular female sex fantasy. The other two still involve male domination.

care2.com/causes/rape-ranked-as-third-most-popular-sexual-fantasy-for-women.html#ixzz33awCn7f3
>These female sex fantasies usually involve a gorgeous man carrying her off to his bedroom and quickly getting down to business. SheӬl protest as he tears her clothing off and expertly arouses her body, but on the inside, sheӬl love every minute of it. This continues to the point of penetration, and leads her to an incredible orgasm despite her earlier protests.

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Not him, but if she was 15 at the time, I could see why she would do stupid shit like this. I also heard something about her distributing nudes or something but I could be wrong on that.

I disagree, if people have an annoying voice it's better they stay silent instead of fucking driving people insane and ruining the experience.

>tfw online friend i met through dota irc in 2014 has gotten me several small jobs and is one of the most helpful and nice people i've ever met
Based pajeet dad.

uhhhhh, based? based.

wew

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post more MORE MOREEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Stupid Bitch

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''I raised a good boy. That's real life Jeff!''

youtu.be/B38CHjJJSIw

What a good voice.

desu have no idea if my voice is pleasing or not

Sleep tight, pupper.

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That's not what happened though.
The murdered wasn a discord orbiter, it was her irl boyfriend and he was drugdealing normie.

how is this a van thread mr van? also love you work please dont think I hate you...

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sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840 'Do pigmentation and the melanocortin system modulate aggression and sexuality in humans as they do in other animals?'
>Studies find that darker pigmented people avg. higher levels of aggression and sexual activity and lower IQ.

Human intelligence up to 75% inheritable
telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/12061787/Intelligence-genes-discovered-by-scientists.html

Human intelligence is highly heritable.
nature.com/mp/journal/v16/n10/abs/mp201185a.html

Scientific consensus is that IQ tests are not racially biased.
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289608000305

Black children raised in White households have similar IQs to black children in black households.
psycnet.apa.org/psycinfo/1977-07996-001

The avg. African IQ is estimated at 79.
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912003741

The avg. African-American IQ is 85 compared to the avg White IQ of 100. IQ tests are not racially biased. IQ hereditability is 40-80%.
udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/reprints/1997mainstream.pdf

Genes for large brains, linked to high IQ, are common everywhere except Africa.
wsj.com/articles/SB115040765329081636

Intelligence has at least a 40-50% genetic basis.
articles.latimes.com/2011/aug/10/news/la-heb-genetic-study-intelligence-20110809

The Black-White IQ gap is mostly genetic.
benthamopen.com/contents/pdf/TOPSYJ/TOPSYJ-3-9.pdf

IQ is 75% heritable among whites.
files.osf.io/v1/resources/8a8jk/providers/osfstorage/58af3d929ad5a10200a40c05?action=download&version=1&direct

IQ is about 80% heritable.
archive.is/FTRTu

IQ is higher among asians and whites than among blacks. This difference owes 50-80% to genetics.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18656315

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000852
>Mongoloids are the most K evolved, Caucasoids less, and Negroids the least.

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Yikes! You just posted CRINGE, bro!

youtube.com/watch?v=D5oFxvuVeHQ

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plosone.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0045592 Male Microchimerism in the Human Female Brain

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/16084184/
Male microchimerism in women without sons: quantitative assessment and correlation with pregnancy history.

>CONCLUSIONS: [Male microchimerism was not infrequent in women without sons.] Besides known pregnancies, other possible sources of male microchimerism include unrecognized spontaneous abortion, vanished male twin, an older brother transferred by the maternal circulation, or [sexual intercourse].

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You're going to get murdered, especially if it's a real /x/ girl.

madman

This isn't video game

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>>/r9k/

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What does this have to do with the thread?

Extremely based

Thanks based furbro

ajpregu.physiology.org/content/299/3/R711.short "Maternal obesity and fetal metabolic programming: a fertile epigenetic soil"
>Infants born to obese, overweight, and diabetic mothers (even when normal weight) have increased adiposity and are at increased risk of later metabolic disease.

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anyone got anymore info on Bianca story?

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its a girl dipshit
shes german

well this is Yea Forums and we are posting cats...

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vocaroo.com/i/s10PX11m1uyU

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She cute

Can't get voicemeter banana to work with vocaroo so the hotel's AC unit is in the background. I've had a lot of girls tell me they found my voice soothing when they first met me.
vocaroo.com/i/s1LLCyEDIom4

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What the fuck is this thread

Who the fuck are you all

If its the wolf chick run away shes a manipulative bitch you was arrested for attempted mruder and is now under house arrest

someone post the discord pic already

Any Jewish gamers here?

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vocaroo.com/i/s0HudmcuUcBw

look for the kiwi thread

are you gargling cum

>being so obsessed with dicks that everyone has to be a male

Why did he get put down?

prove it

the crying cat meme with text is so fucking stupid i hate it
i still chuckle every time though

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He's in, folks.

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

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