Say hello to your new smash rep!
I don’t care about smash I just wanted an excuse to make a shantae thread
Pirates curse was a good game
Say hello to your new smash rep!
Gavin Ward
Nathan Clark
>I don't care about smash
>makes a thread with smash in the OP so people will read it
fuck you this thread is now about robot waifus, post your favorite video game robots and which ones you think are the cutest!
Isaac Cruz
let's discuss her futa penis
Jacob Martin
based
Benjamin Perez
THESE AREN'T ROBOT WAIFUS, GET OUT OF HERE
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
okay... that should've done it, let's see some robot waifus before anyone else comes
Kevin Ross
i lived bitch
Isaiah Baker
Cringe
Based
Lucas Carter
I want to mating press this slag.
Evan Jenkins
Pirate's Curse is the only good Shantae game
Caleb Sullivan
hello
Christopher Morris
I want KOSMOS to cosplay as shantae so I can fuck two of my waifus at the same time
Leo Murphy
Do you think Shantae 5 will get a Japanese dub?
Lincoln Hernandez
Based
Bentley Allen
there probably won't be much voice acting outside of grunts so there's not really a point
Eli Jackson
The westaboo purist japs will nail you to the cross if they do.
Nicholas Gray
for what purpose, the series has next to no voiced dialogue
Evan Flores
Shantae threads are my Trigger.
Owen Price
How often do the games go on sale? I missed out buying Pirate's Curse during a recent PSN sale
Gavin Martinez
but Luluco's characters are actually good
Ryan Morris
Why are Shanty games so mediocre? They've never been anything special and even the most rabid of fans seem to agree. Why are these games sold exclusively on mediocre western T&A that looks like it's from a 4kids show from the mid 2000's?
Jayden Turner
cringe
Luis Moore
the truth is games don't have enough brown waifus so people that are into that latched onto this series despite the fact that shantae has a really shitty design
Brandon Murphy
But why such a mediocre brown girl with such a weak personality? I'll never get those kinds of fetishists, they're basically attracted to what they're told to.
Michael Sullivan
Mario is already in Smash.
Xavier Smith
Shantae games are better than the sum of their parts.
Ryan Young
It appears you have walked into a thread with little to no obfuscation as to what it was, but you took a joke seriously and entered into the discussion anyway! How could this happen to you!?
Camden Gray
I want shantae and shakeshake girl to touch butts
Aaron Brooks
What the fuck is that tattoo on rottytop’s ass? More bleached shit?
David Hernandez
It has music vocals and occasional voiced barks. Wouldn't that make it easier to dub?
Jackson Cruz
I want to hug a fictional character.
Benjamin Phillips
the sum of the parts are samey music and a poorly planned and a not very well implemented transformation system.
Lucas Bennett
and how she uses it on risky, even when risky tries to resist
Austin Hughes
indeed
Lucas Cook
Can you imagine if a bunch of video game girls did a futa/dickgirl x female party and they came in pairs?
>Peach and Daisy
>Chun-li and Cammy
>2B and A2
>Bayonetta and Jeanne
>Marina and Pearl
>Kat and Raven
>Shantae and Risky Boots
>Fio and Eri
>Ivy and Taki
>Jill and Rebecca
Imagine a bunch of vidya girls on a sex party and some have dicks to fuck others haha
Andrew Smith
Why did they redesign Sky? I liked her older design better
Noah Bailey
Why is this bikini so perfect on her?
Josiah Hernandez
I've written a lot of dumb greentexts about jill and rebecca fucking, one of which has a dick
maybe I oughta write an actual story of it
Eli Parker
I like to think that that she's wearing a thong.
Christopher Myers
sure, but this thread is about shantae, and risky by association
a helpless risky who was broken in by a horny futa shantae haha
it's great because risky starts out as smug as she usually is, and aggressively resistant as she could be
but shantae beating her down and wearing her out enough makes it easier for shantae to nab her prey and harder for risky to put up a fight
David Moore
where could i find it?
Parker Rogers
>Peach and Daisy
>Futa
I like where this is going.
Alexander Price
I dunno, resident evil threads in the archive presumably
I do have this one saved though
Noah Jackson
ready for round 2 shantaefags?
Camden Jones
Pretty sure it's a white nationalist symbol.
Kayden Green
stop being insecure about blackedfags you look even more pathetic than they do retard
Jeremiah Robinson
ive never played this game but i think mermaid shantae is a cute and more games should have cute mermaids in them.
Thomas Sanchez
I want to marry and impregnate Shantae
Logan Watson
I want to be shantae and also married and impregnated by shantae
Nathaniel Russell
Tight jeans are sexy.
Anthony Parker
If Shantae did have a japanese voice who would it be?
Bentley Carter
One of the DLC characters has to be a female. She is the most obvious choice.
Matthew White
faggots are only pretending she's not getting in because they want other character and can't get over it, I can guarantee you at least half of them are isaacfags
Christopher Gonzalez
I still believe she has a chance in smash for this reason:
When Nicalis anounced Blade strangers, a fighting game featuring indie characters, such as shovel knight, isaac, quote, etc... I said to myself, "shantae has to be there", but she isnt. Then I remembered pic related and now this cinematic by studio trigger is making more sense. I think they may anounce her inclusion with the arrival of her new game
Joseph Collins
and she's one of the most requested ballot characters along with k.rool, ridley and banjo
I wouldn't be surprised if she won the ballot and they just released bayonetta to shill the game so anyone would buy it after they spent money to get it published
Ian Thompson
Jaxon Perry
Uncensored where?
Thomas Ortiz
>One of the DLC characters has to be a female.
where are people getting this rule from?
Jason Reed
sakurai himself said he wanted a diverse roster
Nathaniel Powell
is there ever a moment where bolo isn't our guy?
Blake Flores
bottom left
Aaron Fisher
When he is not chasing after her his Half genie childhood friend?
Eli Scott
I’m sorry, but isn’t Shantae supposed to be a teenager, in an e rated game? Why is she so sexy? I want to like her but she is just too slutty for me
Lincoln Adams
I just finished Pirate's Curse today! Not sure if I want to start the next game right away or play something else.
Jacob Brown
>rule
its just our tendency to adhere to law of averages and patterns.
It just mentally feels right have something like a group of dlc content for a fighter have not ONLY male or only female characters.
Its irrational but thats a likely explanation.
Jeremiah Cox
She is a belly dancer, in the desert and those are traditional clothes. Crist you think people would already understand that attire is pretty much standard.
Matthew Kelly
Shantae is bae
Lucas Harris
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