STANDING

ASSBALLS

WHAT IS UUUP, KEEMSTAR NATION? COMING TO YOU LIVE TO SURRENDER THE EARTH

>"Hero? Heh. You're talking to a villain my dear. The hero inside of me died many many years ago when I was young..."

Is this what kino looks like?

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Watching this shit even without the Yea Forums dub is hilarious, its like The Room of vidya

No its what a sperg thinks is maximum kino

What if HDTF is canon

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that this was actually a flawed gem and the hate it received was blown completely out of proportion?

HERE I REALISE

UGH MITCH PLEASE~
MITCH~
OH MITCH~

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MY FELLOW AMERICANS

*cums*

Has the creator ever shown his face or made a statement since the release of HDTF?

nah, poo fuck got eternally BTFO'd forever

>"God help us."
>"No, God will stay away from this one."
K I N O

The concept was good, but that was it. The adventures of a HECU marine post Black Mesa was something I was very ready to throw all my dollars at.

But that ain't what we got.

HERE I REALIZE
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

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I knew that voice reminded me of someone
youtube.com/watch?v=vROtyfvwrZw

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>black mesa takes forever to get accepted
>opposing force remake still doesnt have a store page
>tf2008 dmcad
>this makes it on the steam store

"Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by this some have entertained angels... without knowing it."

"Hebrews 13:2."

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Which do you think it was? Bribes or connections?

You're that sniper, uh?

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KEEMSTAR

valve just doesn't give a fuck anymore

utter kino

My fellow Americans...

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BLACK MESSA

FULLY

CERVIX

How many of you fucktards actually paid money for this turd when it came out? Be honest.

I kinda want a RTS HECU squad based game with this story why make it one marine that has it out for freemen then a squad of them

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ON THE EDGE

Mitchell... a name with many meanings...

>introduce a hammy character just to kill/forget about him in the next cutscene
HDTF in a nutshell

MY MOTHER IS deeh?!

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FULLY

YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME

all around me are mispronounced mesas

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did this guy write sonic fanfics before this

Actualy the most based video game/mode ever

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Mitch... Please...

*orgasms*

I can explain...

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What is The Room of vidya?
Hunt Down the Freeman or Ride to Hell Retribution?

it is

My mom is dead!?

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>Ain't nothing personal... But you better give that to me before it does get personal
Dostoyevski or Orson Wells wishes they could come up with kino of this caliber

>HECU Marines have a distinc and memorable black and white camo in the games
>HDTF changes it to a generic navy blue for some reason

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We know hunt down the freeman had competent people involved and an absurdly incompetent head guy so that. Ride to hell is manos the hands of fate

>Ride to hell is manos the hands of fate
Couldn't have said it more perfectly myself

Oh... Colonel...

WE ARE SO FOCKED

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That's where you are wrong kiddo

I know what doujin that's from

>The Yea Forums Dub
?

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If someone made Half Life: Full Life Consequences into a game I'd buy it for 4.99 or less or free.
>he doesn't know

youtube.com/watch?v=z5FpH5a7dXM

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Spoonfeed me, oh might user of Trips

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...

Oh god

holy fucking shit this is incredible. i didn't see this.

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>with this story
Shut the fuck up, retard. I swear to god, you 12 years olds would post just about fucking anything for replies.

You don't even know what it is, do you?

>competent people involved
Like whom? remember that 2 million polygon gun that made the framerate shit itself on any hardware? he was a good friend.

it really does bear isolation
youtube.com/watch?v=Ga6T6z19wF0

mitch help i piss leg pamnt

The weapon animators and the guy who made the sfm stuff

>the weapon animator
Aren't like most of the weapons stolen from Firearms Source?

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and someone made them
credit also goes to crowbar collective since they also stole assest from black mesa

This was by far the worst & most hilarious blunder of last year.

>it got released early last year
>it's still up for sale despite all the legally stolen assets

IT HAS BEEN

Has anything ever been more kino?

>legally stolen
what does that even mean? how can you legally steal something? although I guess that's what we call taxes

i was having a brain fart, oh well

>Valve has taken down all sorts of games
>still leaves a scam broken game based after one of their ips

Maybe you are the man who will, show us the way to god.. OR PERHAPS YOUR GOD HIMSELF

That scene where the dude says, "HES CURSED" and the boat captain immediately turns cold to Mitchell is the funniest shit that nobody talks about
youtu.be/QXHds5zsh1g?t=102

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care to share?

is this the legendary jake (not that one) from RLM?

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YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE

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stop posting this man, he can't stop beating black people in our neighborhood

"Muramata-san's Secret"
There's two of them

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BEFORE I DIE

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

>Nick suddenly hates Mitchell and thinks he's cursed
>literally never brought up again

OF THE CRATER

did they ever explained this?

>Valve declared this fan game canon
Yeah they truly don't give a fuck about making games anymore

They probably lifted the model from some sfm porn repository

>Nick shaves his head for some reason

It is I, president Keemstar...

but did they ever explained the why?

>>Valve declared this fan game canon
Nani the fuck? Source?

>and with the help of code keem I managed to get a good surrender term from the aliens

I thought that was great too.

>Captain gushes about how awesome his name is and how he's literally god and could care less about his rank.
>"He's cursed!"
>"No, that's bullshit!"
>"We'll see about that... Sergeant."

>how he's literally god
Why on earth would he think this lmao

>Hates that he gets his leaders killed
>Has no problem putting him in charge after the next one dies.
>Apparently has enough authority to do this without objection.

Remember that time when Combine Metro Police worked with a random PMC that popped up out of nowhere and none of the actual Combine saw any problem with this?

did someone fucked up your face friend? why so hostile?

Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa cannot be contained.

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ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME THREW YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR AND SAID YOU'RE CRAZY