Are there any games where cops are actually a threat?

Since when are they not? Anyway Watch_Dogs unless you know how to swim or use a boat

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Mirror's Edge 1

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SWAT 4

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The only good thing about Catalyst is having a function where you're still able to attack a cop whilst moving, rather than an in Mirror's Edge where doing anything like disarming would otherwise break up momentum.

Other than that, Mirror's Edge is still the better game.

Problem is momentum and inertia mechanics don't exist in Catalyst so traversal attacks are useless
And also police literally don't have any AI in Catalyst

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Bully

>shoots unarmed man
>gets fired
>gets rehired
>applies for pension
>gets it
>retires
Unironically living the American dream.

Or drive

Yeah, only really meant traversal attacks if that's what they're called only for stun and run in Catalyst. I prefer Mirror's Edge any day, way more consistent.

>shoots unarmed man that reaches into pocket for no reason
stay mad nigger

>Does the right thing
>PUBLIC OUTRAGE
>Bosses shrug and asked if he wanted to retire as long they get to tell the OUTRAGE that he was fired

>STOP FREEZE
>COME CLOSER
>DONT MOVE
>CRAWL OVER HERE
>STOP MOVING
>HANDSTAND
>DO A BACKFLIP
>EH FUCK IT *SHOOTS ANYWAYS*

Isnt this the guy who shot a drunk unarmed white kid for no real reason?

Shut the fuck up. He's one of us and he's based.

Shot a drunk unarmed white dude that kept reaching to the small of his back.

I thought we hated niggers, not white kids having fun?

Wait wait, is it that dude? I may have the big gay. I thought that was the cop that shot the dude at the hotel. Is this a different dude?

You mean the drunk scared kid who was crawling on his belly and trying to pull his pants up? The kid who was drunk off his ass (drunk doesnt mean guilty) who was being bombarded with 50 different commands while some gun-happy fuck had guns lined up on him?

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Yes it's the guy from the hotel

Okay thanks

Yeah, that's the one.

>kill a man unlawfully
>get away with it and then receive $2,500 a month for life
Goddamn, I need to be a police officer already. They just can't do any wrong

I hate that our countrys force has become the face of police brutality when it happens in other countries too. What the fuck are our police doing to bring so much attention to themself.

Area 51 raid will be the catalyst. Be prepared. Be sure to make and double check your bug-out bag. Stock up on Roms and offline games on a laptop. Same with porn and music. Believe me or dont idc.

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oh he was reaching for his back? in that case, he totally deserves to be literally murdered instead of cops not being retards

I really want to see this cunt die in the most painful way possible

because america isn't supposed to be a shithole

STOP RESISTING ARREST MA'AM

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S-ST-STO-STOP RESISTING

cops need to have better weaponry than citizens, and since our citizens buy tons of guns, what used to be guys in blue shirts carrying sticks are now black clad dudes in armor & carrying multiple guns
the police only have power if they hold the monopoly on violence

>officer clearly tells him to crawl towards him
>he's obeying orders all fine and is slowly crawling on all fours towards him
>suddenly and quickly reaches for his pants
The guy shot was too retarded to live, any cop that valued his own continued life over "outrage" would have done the same.

The only thing that's going to happen is you'll see a new report like "500 retards wrangled in desert"

rollllll

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roll see its not spam fuk u

>murder is ok
It was a drunk white kid having fun. Fuck off nigger

how did they take such a simple game and make it so soulless?

rolllllan

keep licking those boots clean you fucking cocksucker

The police were told that there was someone with a gun pointing said gun down a highway from a window, so then this guy comes out of his room with his GF after the police arrive and are told to get on the ground. They're asked if they are drunk, say no, then are told to get on their knees and slowly crawl over to the police because they think there is an armed suspect in the room they came out of. The police specifically told this guy to not put his hands behind his back while moving over to the police because they thought he might be armed, yet he did so three times anyway. He got shot because he was a fucking retard. Even his GF was able to follow the simple instructions that the cops gave her.

>America
>land of the free
>legally allowed to own any weapon
>if the cops know of suspect this, they immediately assume every move you make is hostile
Truly
Free

He told them he was not intoxicated.

Damn you sure triggered those lickers

>oh shit a cop is pointing a gun at me and issuing commands
>do I follow them and show him I am not a threat?
>nah let me quickly reach for where a concealed firearm is most likely to be
>WOW WTF THE COP ISN'T SUPPOSED TO VALUE HIS OWN LIFE JUST LET ME POTENTIALLY SHOOT YOU ASSHOLE

>freestyle while spreading your buttcheeks with your hands behind your back

Yours is literally impossible unless you have a butt spreading device

Fuck you, get on your knees and stand up straight.

He's retired and never has to work another day in his life

Yeah, people tend to listen better after you murder one in cold blood, it's my go to to get people to listen.

>I hate that our countrys force has become the face of police brutality when it happens in other countries too
Oh come on, the US is notorious as a first world country for police violence and how much shit they get away with. Want us to compare to some shitty 3rd world country so we can feel better about ourselves?

Ah-ha! Simon didn't say pull your shorts back over your dick!

The girl (not his gf) was taken into custody before they started shouting orders at him. And its an objective fact that they were giving him conflicting commands. One telling him to keep his hands raised and legs locked, and another to begin crawling towards them on all fours.

But he followed the other 85 commands before that perfectly. How long was the cop planning on having him fucking dance on the floor? Just because you mess up on Simon fucking says, you deserve to die? Good to know.

Imagine playing simon says but having two rifles pointed at you while being repeatedly told you're gonna get killed. Look at that cop's eyes, convince me that nigger isn't evil.

Whoops. I guess he dies then. USA USA USA

Those and sleeping dogs

Mafia 2

Felons all lose their 2nd amendment rights and it takes a decade to get it back.

The girl went first, retard. Watch the video.

>Do a handstand without using your hands DO IT NOW
>YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS
>5
>4
*pumps u full of lead*

That doesn't explain all the white people getting shot though.

And they didn't have to shoot her on the way to the car or waiting for the coroner.

Fun fact: This woman is programmed to be more resistant than any other character in the game but is completely non-violent. She's basically granny ghandi.

They gave no "conflicting" commands and only started barking orders when this guy started doing stupid shit. They told him to get on his knees and slowly crawl over to the police with his hands stretched out, yet he kept putting his hands behind his back. They told him not to, even if his pants were to fall, yet he still did that anyway.

Even if that's true (It's not, because the two cops gave him conflicting commands and his pants were falling down) they already had him in the detainable position, belly down, limbs akimbo. Instead of arresting him in the perfectly safe position they decided to play fucking 1 man twister with him and shot him when he went right foot green.

They are legitimate psychopaths and are an example of bad cops, and the fact that they are free men is absurd. They are murderers.

Be noted their "tip" was completely false and he was only there to do his job exterminating vermin, he did not have a gun on him nor was there one in his possessions after his LITERAL EXECUTION. The dumb ass cops just batted him around like bored cats and then just killed him when they were done.

Badass game

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>500 yuppies and bayou rubes die from exposure
Is more likely, government won't need to do shit.

Did she constantly put her hends behind her back like a moron infront of an armed police force? Nope.

Yeah, good thing she didn't roll put your hands behind your back while keeping them above your head and crawling.

>They gave no "conflicting" commands

They did though.

Stop making shit up, bootlicker.

God if they told him to literally lick under their boots you'd defend it too, wouldnt you?
>theres nothing technically conflicting about that therefore its perfectly reasonable to do with no hesitation

>it's not
It is, and I think you need to watch the video again
>his pants were falling down
The police specifically said they didn't care and told him to not pull his pants up if they happened to fall. The funny part here is that you think the tip was falsified. He did have a gun, and he did point it out of a window, but it wasn't an actual firearm, and it was a gun used to kill rodents like rats and the like. He was also drunk, despite telling the police that he wasn't, and only one person was shouting orders at him, not two. It was a shitty situation all around, but he ultimately died because of his own ineptitude.

>"SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS"
>"z-Z...y-y-y-Y-..."
>"DON'T FUCKING SPEAK"
>magdumps suspect

After putting his hands behind him the first time, he was told to keep his hands up and not put them down for any reason, then immediately told to begin crawling with his hands on the ground outstretched. Those are conflicting commands, it doesn't matter if "it makes sense" that the last command supersedes the former.

No, he ultimately died because he was shot by loose cannon cops that felt threatened by an unarmed saggy pantsed exterminator doing the worm on the floor begging for his life.

Kill yourself.

>be retarded
>get shot
>morons will defend you
Unironically nigger tier, you americans are pathetic. You are actually acting like chimps.

>Get called out for literally remembering the video wrong
>Defend loose cannon executioners
>"lol niggers"
On behalf of those 3, I accept your surrender.

>One of us
Yea Forums isn’t a horde collective you fucking mongoloid

>lists non-conflicting commands
>those are conflicting
What?

Manhunt

If a cop draws on you starts issuing commands your best bet is to lie face down with your hands behind your head and not move no matter if they tell you to crawl towards them or whatever. Let them be the ones to come and get you if they want you so bad instead of risking getting magdumped over subconscious actions.

I gotta get around to playing this game, seems really fun

How the fuck are you going to crawl without putting your hands down you fucking dumbass. Flip over and crabwalk?

Common advice is to never move after assuming a safe position.
Any cop telling you to move after assuming the position is just looking to shoot someone.

>put your hands on your head
>put your hands on the ground
>not conflicting
?

Thank you OP for the /pol/ containment thread

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No, seriously, how do boots taste?

Why didn't they shoot the girl when she didn't follow commands either?
Clearly did not keep her legs crossed while keeping her hands flat on the ground above her head and pulling herself up into a kneeling position.

You need to watch the video again because I'm not the one remembering it wrong. The cops tell him to interlace his legs, push himself up into a kneeling position, then to crawl towards them. He then gets up into an upright position and puts his hands behind his back, so then the cops tell him to put his hands in the air because of this, then they tell him to crawl towards them like his GF did. You're unironically just defending stupidity at this point. If you don't believe me, you can watch the video again

Sleeping Dogs
because you are a cop

I really hate that subway level with the SWAT
on the other hand in the level before it I really like running past the sniper who’ll call your position out and summon like 10 cops to rush out of their hiding spots to charge you

>don't make sudden movements reaching for anything or you'll be shot
>WTF THIS IS TOO COMPLICATED SIMON SAYS SHIT
liberals are this dumb

Get on your knees and keep your hands in the air while edging towards the police by using your knees? Is this too much of a strenuous activity for americans to do?

With all the advice in this thread you'd think these NEETs get arrested on a daily basis or something

>no other first-world country charges citizens $20,000 for a band-aid at the hospital
>no other first-world country has more guns than citizens
>no other first-world country has cops that will shoot unarmed people for so much as slamming a car door shut
>no other first-world country has school shootings every month
>no other first-world country has mass shootings every week
>America has a higher murder rate than every other first-world country
Why is the US even considered a first-world country at this point?

that shit is just the point of the iceberg
how is it possible that in a first world country a swat team breaks into an unarmed man house and manage to kill him?
special forces cops in my country have liberated hostages from armed terrorists without firing a bullet

the handcuff mechanic was a good idea, but with a mate and by getting good is criminal the sort of maniac you can be in the videogame.

Okay, jamal.

They also tell him to assume the safe position (Face down, hands on back of head) and then get him OUT of the safe position.

There are ZERO fucking procedures for ever getting someone OUT of the position. Like- Said, once you're there, you're done, you've been detained. The absolute fucking dumb ass cops decided to literally murder the guy instead of detaining him.

Regardless of your taste for black rubber these are the facts and these are why he got fired- because they fucked up hard. The only problem that yet remains is they got fucking tenure afterwards instead of a jail cell.

Now, seriously, it's just you, this one annoying faggot contrarian bright red "I show up after school shootings to complain at the parents wanting to ban guns" wingnut shitting up a videogame thread for everyone. You're wrong, he was found guilty and given a dishonorable discharge, but was hired back just long enough to jerk off his pension. These are facts.

Well they didn't break into his house. He was in a hotel.

1. it was a hotel
2. he was reported to be armed and waving a rifle around
3. you're retarded

Nukes, aircaft carriers, stealth jets, etc.

Sounds like the rest of the world needs to catch up

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I think all liberals should hang and I can still tell you're a bootlicking faggot. Probably a dirty pig like the murderer.

>not playing a match where hostages look like terrorists and viceversa, they are all unarmed but have maximum resistance
eh eh eh

You sound like you have a lot of experience humiliating yourself and prostrating yourself to authority

So he deserves to die just because he misinterpreted unclear instructions in an extremely stressful environment, right?

Regarding 2: It wasn't a rifle
Regarding 3, you're way more retarded than he is, constantly shitting up videogames with your unrequired /pol/ shitposting.

>cops stop you for smoking weed
>get away with a scolding
>cops stop you for disturbing the peace
>end up agreeing the ones who called the cops are dumb boomers
>get stopped in traffic
>hand the documents, quick check, nobody draws guns, they say goodbye
feels good living where cops don't consider citizens an enemy

>non-Americans debate with reason and logic
>Americans debate with emotion and make no attempt to form a valid argument
Extremely accurate picture. Full credit to you.

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

staying an hotel is somehow relevant?

Yes, they tell him to get into that safe position when they want the girl to move and not him. Then when she is in custody, they try to get him to do the same thing she did but he fucked up. I don't even give a fuck about him getting fired, and you can keep screeching "bootlicker" all day as if it actually means anything. The guy got shot because he fucked up. If he managed to follow simple instructions, he would not have gotten shot by the cops.

It was reported to be and looked like one, also I didn't start this discussion and I don't browse /pol/ so eat shit faggot

The funny thing is you can clearly see her uncross her legs and not keep her hands flat on the ground here they were originally, yet they say nothing while when he does the same thing they both start shouting different things at him.

>suspect is brandishing a knife and is obviously too dangerous to get close to
>shoot them
>WTF BRO WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM IT’S JUST A KNIFE
i’ll never get how people can underestimate a madman with a knife, like you can just walk about to them for a sucker punch and they won’t stab you in the chest in the process
video semi-related
youtu.be/4sppZTuAcaI

There's no need to debate with non-americans like there's no need to debate with a tree

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>HURRR DEY BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE
>no they didn't
>HURRR DATS IRRELEVANT
retard

It's either mass shootings caused by radicalization and mental illness or acid attacks + truck attacks due to a huge influx of migrants + radicalization + mental illness.

cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/st-austell-betting-shop-attack-3091359

metro.co.uk/2019/06/22/good-samaritans-pour-water-acid-attack-victims-east-london-10029344/

france24.com/en/20190713-undocumented-migrants-occupy-paris-pantheon-black-vests-protest

itv.com/news/2019-07-10/16-years-in-prison-for-man-21-who-drove-car-into-pedestrians-outside-london-bar/

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You don't ever command someone out of a safe position.
The only course afterwards is to go detain them.

For what purpose though could they not just walk up to him and grab him instead after telling him to do literally everything.

>getting stop by a cop at all

stop doing drugs and being an loud asshole lmao.

not fooling anyone libtard

Oh, forgot about the bombings and public beheadings too.

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If you think those instructions are unclear, you are an actual sub 85 iq nigger so I'm not surprised that you think the commands were too difficult to grasp. The cops were already on edge because they got reports of someone toting a gun around, and they repeatedly told this guy not to put his hands behind his back. If you think "keep your hands up" is some vague command that no one can understand then you are hopeless.

No, it wasn't, but it looked like one from the person who saw it. Someone was even hanging out with them earlier in the night and mentioned how he did stick his rat killing long gun out of a window.

the guy was shitting his pants and crying like a bitch, you think he was acting the whole time to get close enough to pull a gun? idiot.

Not being retarded in front of police is humiliating now?

Forget about the shooting, forget about the fact he supposedly reached for his waistband, forget about the fact that he was killed, forget about the fact that the cop got zero punishment, forget about the fact that he is now getting $2,500 a month for claiming to have PTSD as a result of shooting him. The major issue is that the common denominator with a lot of these shootings is you have one guy, almost always completely unarmed and having broken no laws, and posing zero legitimate threat to anyone, and you have several cops in full body armor, armed with assault rifles giving orders. How does it come to that point so frequently in the US? Do American cops do any form of situational assessment? Do they asses for threat levels? Or do they automatically assume every person they interact with is an ISIS member and therefore show up in full tactical gear ready to to pull the trigger on the suspect if they so much as sneezes abruptly? The only way you'd you have that type of police response in my country is if they were robbing a bank or something.

Well, yeah. They didn't break into his house.

What if I do have an 85 iq? Does that warrant the death sentence?

you think that never happened? idiot

Don't you guys have school shootings every day?

All those countries have significantly lower homicide rates than the US, so what's your point?

Bootlickers don't deserve to live.

so staying at a hotel = guaranteed execution?

how stupid do you have to be to reach when a cop is on your ass? darwin awards man

>suspected to be armed
>lol just walk up to him brah

You are fully aware that that the police thought there was someone else in the room that they came out of, right? They were under the suspicion that there was another individual with them, and this this person might be armed. That is the specific reason as to why they made the suspects crawl towards them and didn't just move down the hallway.

>oink oink

What the fuck are you even trying to argue about at this point? They didn't break into his home like you said they did.

>suspect to be armed
>lol just have him walk up to you bro

>actually thinking he could walk to a supposed armed man
Doesn't matter now since's he's living the dream and I wish I was him.

>Or do they automatically assume every person they interact with is an ISIS member and therefore show up in full tactical gear ready to to pull the trigger on the suspect if they so much as sneezes abruptly?
When it comes to those heavily armed teams, that's exactly what they expect. They're supposed to only be called in for high risk shit, but sometimes they're dispatched for nothing. It doesn't help that American cops don't hire anyone under 40 who is too smart or has good impulse control.

You seem too stupid to live and think that putting your hand behind your back infront of cops that think you have a gun is fine and should warrant no response, so probably.

>walk
crawl, yes

If you watch the video, they had him kneeling with his hands straight up in the air for a long time right outside the door, they could have walked up then. yes they suspected there was someone else like said but this was still no excuse when you have so much back up.

>mmmph mffffhh your boots are so *lick* tasty mr police officer sir. Please I beg of you, give me some (aaaaah so tasty!) more humiliating and retarded commands and (oh God this is heaven on earth) praise me for following them!

They thought there was someone else in the room. So their plan was to clear the hallway before moving down it at all. That's why they didn't just walk over and cuff the guy.

What reason is there for a heavily armed response team to show up to a hotel room with a drunk person alone? Can I easily get one of my enemies killed by randomly calling the cops and tell them he's a terrorist?

LMAO post more.

>Get on your knees and keep your hands in the air
Except like I said after telling him to not lower his hands for any reason he was told to splay his hands on the ground and crawl on all fours, which, again, conflicts with the order to keep his hands raised.

You are aware after you order someone to assume a safe position and they comply you can no longer do anything else but have an officer physically go up and finish the detaining unless they move on their own accord?
Having someone you suspect is armed then move is more dangerous, that's why you don't tell them to move after.
If they felt they needed more people to safely clear the room they should hold position and wait for back.

This is not even mentioning the gave impossible orders right from the start that the woman also did not do.
You can't cross your legs and put your hands fully extended flat above your head while pulling yourself up into a kneeling position unless you have stretching arms.
Even without the shooting they should have been fired at the very least.

>HA look at how imperfect the US is and yet it is considered a first world country! Surely no other first world countries have problems...

The US is actually doing something about illegal immigrants while the others welcome them in open arms, sweeping crimes under the rug for the sake of virtue signalling. Although our situation is shitty, at least our government's actually trying to do something about it.

Post your sources bro; I've posted mine.

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