Why are there so few modern beat 'em ups?

My bad was long day at work

Why do japanoids always depict sex like its a competition ?

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Mother Russia Bleeds is fucking great. 99 Vidas is ok but only with friends. New Power Rangers was surprisngly good, but i never finished it.

I never had any hopes for a new SOR despite wanting it for decades, so now i'm shifting hope to a new Golden Axe someday

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Imagine having that image saved on your computer

Dunno, it's one of my favorite type of vidyas.

I don’t want to beat her and fuck her, I want her to beat me and fuck me.

The best is reverse cowgirl.

>implying it isn't
Have sex and not the participation trophy kind

>cropped porn
>nipple still visible
get that ass banned

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It's practically non existing in real porn

yeah imagine, I really wish I didnt have that image on my computer haha

Twenty-two sectors tested
Fragments in one direction
Celectial noise detected
Delium unsuspected
Static turned into reason
Time in the aether deepens
Transmissions blink uncompleted
Seven two three two three send
Falling back right into the system
Who'll see you falling back to the end
When falling back is better than simply
Falling back into pieces again

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Isn't starting to make a comeback? We have the new Streets of Rage, the River City Ransom sequel and TumblrToads all coming out whenever. It's a beat em up renaissance.

What? I never compete with a girl to see who can cum last. Dilate tranny

moar like a ...rehashance

Mating press is only "patrician" to virgins who fantasize about getting a girl pregnant because they know its something they will never experience. Liking it is pretty much announcing to the world "I'm an incel. Make fun of me."

Yeah I guess 12 second matches aren't very interesting

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>western porn """art"""

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>New Power Rangers was surprisngly good
Which one is that? All I'm seeing is BftG and its a fighting game, I think

Mighty Morphin Mega Battle, from a year or two ago

I see nipple

Cropped porn is supposed to be a ban regardless, but like most rules it depends on the mods mood.

>River City Ransom sequel and TumblrToads
Those don't count because they've been tainted

Dilate

Best position is holding her down by the neck while you pound her cervix into mush

>full nelson
lmao
the most patrician positions are pronebone and mating press

What a way to confirm he was right, user.

Not the cock

3D is PD so your argument is moot
Normalfags need to leave this site

I just fantasize about it because of the eye contact and intimacy...

:(

What type of retard makes his signature/logo with a double t that are connected? Looks like bodyAHK. Fucking idiot

>has big tits
>full nelson makes em small
Shit

What is the best site to look these up? Artist name brings up nothing (bootyattk) but instagram crap etc.

>why are there so few modern beat 'em ups?
Who could hope to do better than the many 90`s arcade beat em ups from multiple competing developers during the genres prime era? Also, these games have an ideal run time of about 60 minutes max and we live in a time where having a low play through time is absolute sales poison.