Let's see how much of an incel Yea Forums is

>wanting to fuck an STD ridden bar whore

Not for me, but you go on ahead.

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use a condom then

Condoms protect your body, not your dignity
You can always decide not to fuck someone but you can never unfuck them once you have done so

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what the FUCK

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>"Congratulations! I'm impressed! Let's spend the evening together!"
LMAO.
>Light jazz
>Full on kissing while dancing.
>Lets take this to the bedroom
>"Sorry, but the bedroom is off limits!
THE END"

God. What kind of incel do you have to be to make this shit.

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>go to use the bathroom
Immediate fail. That's some bullshit.

Its literally so fucking easy
The easiest thing is just to take it easy at the house for a little while drink some and then end up taking her for a drive and going to the bar, and if you haven't done anything retarded then ask her to sign up for the stripper dance and she'll win easily and then she'll want to fuck in the hot tub at home
It's really fucking easy,

whats up betas dont mind me just jet skiing .... NUDE withn my virtual wife

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IIRC, It was actually made by woman, and she named the girl in it after herself.

Holy shit dude

This is unironically based and worthy of respect desu

Think she modeled her after herself too right?

Best end is going to the city overlook and doing the nude photo shoot.

What human being behaves like this?

>Yea Forums
>incels
Nigger Yea Forumse're loli loving, neo-nazi, wizard nigggers.

If anything that makes more sense.

>Yea Forumse're

Never speak for anyone other than yourself, retard.

Unironically this. I've fucked two girls that I regret to this day. Would unfuck them if I could.

It’s so much easier than that. I’ve played this game enough times to know you don’t even have to leave the house.

>read some poetry
>put on some romantic music
>dip and kiss her neck
>kicks me out
she's a fucking bitch

wtf bros? When I asked her for nude skiing she said no.

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I'm fucking IN

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>tsundere
That's le way I like em.

>say "I think therefore I am"
>read poem about sucking my dick
>rock paper scissors
>pick rock. win
>go to park
>do a sick trick on the monkey bars
>eat steak
>wow nice red walls
>go piss
>wtf you didn't piss before you came here
>lose

>can kiss her and run her fingers through her hair immediately
>if you try to take it to the bedroom after this she says it’s too soon
What the actual fuck

>Compliment her
>Now have to choose between kissing her and reading her a poem
What fucking incel made this game

>your too nice date ends
What the fuck Yea Forumsros I thought girls want nice guys.

Oh yeah of course, you caneasily see her tits as well after dinner by just going outside
I'm just saying that's one of the more easier paths if people don't know

I TOUCHED HER ITS OVER I WON

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>Is a-ok with kissing while dancing
>run fingers through her hair
WOAH, user THAT" WAY TOO INTIMATE YOU ALMOST RAPED ME HERE

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yeah irl its a lot easier. especially after i put stuff in her drink. shit game.

Who made this? Why does it seem insane and autistic?

how did you not know the most basic of rules in dating. Never piss yourself.

Incel detector found another one boys.

Only literal incels would disagree with this.

This part is literally real life, women will do shit like walk in panties around the house and then get mad we get aroused and wanna bang them. Source: Me, and the two failed relationships I've had.

A girl. Probably not the programming socks kind.
arianeb.com/

hahahahahaha how would un-fucking go?
>Oh hi, user! its been so long, how are you?
>HEY! GIMME MY FUCKING SPERM BACK!

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>run fingers through her hair
>kiss her
>go to use the bathroom
>she ends the date
is it true women hate bladderlets? she didn't even let me wee...

>introduce
>compliment
>go for a kiss
>she accepts
It's not that hard.

>kiss her
>read her a poem
who the fuck does this to someone they just met?

Chad s a nice guy. You're a women hating, /r9k/ tier psychopath.
>why dont gals love?
Because you're a selfish piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.

Isn't that the point?

We've reached the apex of civilization.

WTF
>kiss her while dancing
>go back to couch
>run my fucking fingers through her hair
>go to kiss
>"whoa that's a little to much so soon"
HOW DO I SEE FEET

Nah, boomers with children and college Chads getting laid every weekend will literally tell you women mostly suck.
Only holes and virgins whiteknight.
On a similar note, I'm not sure why "incel" along with "cope", "seethe", "dilate", etc haven't been word filtered. I see them far more than I ever saw "soi" or "kuck".

Are you actually autistic?

cuck got unfiltered only the caps version is still filtered

>kiss her neck
>dumbass player character touches her boob
exCUSE ME?

Not sure is schizo, bait, or just plain dumb.

Your mistake is thinking that fucking has anything to do with dignity. Fucking a whore is nothing more that the two of you behaving like animals in mating season, no feelings, no choices, only instinct and your need to reproduce guiding you to fuck the first fertile hole you can find like the little monkey you are.

What's you thinking of is making love, in which you do care about your partner, her feelings and whether or not she's enjoying herself by doing this with you since you want her to come back for seconds.

>Play some BBall and destroy her even tho she shows her breasts
>Use hot tub, give her a massage
>Say to go skinny dipping
UNGH NO IM NOT GETTING NUDE GO HOME
3 cups of wine and she says that? Fuck outta here

>introduce yourself
>say something funny
>kiss
>she ok with it
i won

you can do anything if you look like an underwear model. duh.

Can't get higher than a 7 bros.

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>not playing the Renpy version

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KEK

didn't meant to (you)

is this the alpha move?

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Whats wrong with no gf

Same, not even an option to laugh it off and move on.
We dodged a bullet, mate.

I got a 6

It really isn't the >no gf part, but you /r9k/ fags need to fuck off

I TURNED HER ON ENOUGH WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM.

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>talk to her during the steak dinner
>talk about books
>say that I'm interested in comics/graphic novels
>"You're right. I'm active enough that I don't have to watch my weight much."
We're not even remotely on the same wavelength here.

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>being a spic

PHONE FAGS! REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Nothing really, it's your materialistic side that wants a woman.
A woman will not make you happy, You need to figure that shit out by yourself, if you're not happy on your own you're not gonna be happy with someone else.
A woman will not heal you from your demons like this is some sort of romantic comedy where some cray cray outcast girl takes you out on adventures.
A woman will not provide you with companionship. If you're lonely, a dog does a better job of keeping you company. Hell, a cat is a better companion.
Only reason why we want women is the sexual release and envy (Because somehow, the idea of a man being single is this horrible thing in society that automatically labels you as a loser) but that can be fixed with the occasional prostitute, just don't pay below $100 for said prostitute.

>i enjoy doing physical activities
>that explains the Steak and Potatoes diet
Fucking Americans i swear.

Potentially.

>datingariane.com
How are you retards fucking this up? You literally don't have to come up with anything clever, just pick the obvious option.

Spoken like a true incel

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I got like over 5 million date points and made her sleepy, but no fucking.
Wonder what I do wrong.

>Compliment
>Kiss
>dance to jazz
>kiss
>Go to dinner
>talk, eat, compliment, pay
>go clubbing, pay for drink, dance, protect
>Go home
As soon as you find the option take her to the park to take pictures, she will eventually takes heels off

There is an age verification I'm not clicking that shit.

>my first highschool crush
>hanging out skipping a shitty class
>mood is good but we're getting bored
>start playing rock paper scissors. winner gets one question.
>I play every strat in the book to win as many games as I can.
>set the theme and floor for risky questions
>eventually she has nothing left to ask but who I like
>we kiss
one year later we're fucking like rabbits.
rock paper scissors is a great medium. Fair quick game that you can place any wager on. It can frustrate atleast high school girls to no end.

What's the point of this "game"

Has anyone fucked her yet? I can't get above a 7 or she says she's too tired or drunk to continue.

t.fucks 4/10s on a regular

Doesn't mater. Had sex.

This is actually pretty fucking true. Older I get, more I see the truth of this. Pick your girls well, anons, you too are limited in what you can give before getting bitter and way too pragmatic. Sticking with your first is always the best, second and if you are lucky the third are usually good too, but never as strong as the first one. Further down this line, weaker it gets.

>keep saying weird thing sounding like a creep
>kiss her
>she freaks out
>kiss her again
>be a creep
>she enjoys it
>be nice to her
>runs away

>Fuck her in the hot tub. Suggest spend the night says yes. Says if I want I can fellow her to the shower. FAIL DATE 4/10 don't fellow me in the bath in less I say you could.
What is this bullshit fuck fuck fuck!

Ariane is a cunt, try some of these
vdategames.com

>i'm going to have a shower you can follow me in if you want
>How dare you follow me in THE END

pretty accurate desu

I want that shirt. Hilarious

>do completely fine up until museum
>she calls me a stupid nigger

alright bitch well fuck you AND fuck your smelly pussy, that well-done steak had more fucking flavor than your no-personality-having ass

if you like art so much why don't you make like a painting and hang yourself

>mfw a natural chad

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>fucking up the museum segment
How? It's easy as hell, even having a passing familiarity to two or three of the artists should be enough to get you through it through sheer process of elimination.

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There's also GOOGLE.

reddit.com/ there ya go

I am uncultured and don't know shit about art.

I may be a fucking retard, but I am not a cheater; that's more of a woman's job.

>trying to fuck an artho without knowing shit about art and not willing to learn
???

>kiss her twice
>swim with her
>try to get into hot tub.

>"Hot tub sounds nice but i'd rather do it alone. I give this date a 4/10"

what

>dumb broad busy making steaks
>can't get in a comfy hot tub in the meanwhile
SHIT GAEM

I'll die as a virgin

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Fucked her and got a 10/10

get fucked incels

THIS FUCKING CUNT REEEEEEE

"Yeah! Ride 'em cowboy ride. YEEE HAWWWW"
based

Have sex

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tell me your secrets! or better yet, create a PUA youtube channel

She took me to a museum and I didn't know any of the paintings. Dumb bitch.

Get good, how about use google

what the fuck is wrong with her body shape

>fucking one girl
pathetic

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>can't get through am elementary school art quiz
>but she's the dumb bitch here

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oh come on im fucking hungry

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that's what 3d women look like
crazy right

i know what real women look like retard. the perspective on the model looks fucked up

WHAT.

Fucking Chads.

lmao yeah sorry i was just trying to help
fucking asshole
have sex

IM ABOUT TO FUCK HER BROS YESSS

This got me too. Bitch I'm bulking now and we gonna be swimming soon, I don't wanna lose those gains.

>flashes her tits during the basketball game
>ok take me home user
>try to kiss her neck
>HEY HANDS OFF
fuck this stupid bitch

>>she calls me a stupid nigger
wait did she actually say nigger?

>incels cant figure out that one intrinsically sexual thing doesnt mean you get a pass to rape people
i fucking love dating games
cant wait for huniepop threads

>not getting her to take shots of absinth with you topless
pathetic

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how do you get to this point?

if only the threesome was actually possible

Kiss her 3 times ---->Ok
Touch her hair ------> To much for now Game Over.

How the fuck this thing works ?

>girl invites you home
>makeout session on couch
in real life, by this point you're pretty much having sex

>go for a drive
>take the outskirts option
>keep going away from the city
>ran out of gas
>3/10

>go back in time
>go to the gas station
>fill up the tank the piece of trash do retarded shit with her phone
>go back to the outskirts
>you ran out of gas 3/10

I'll siphon your blood into the gas tank, you filthy skank.

dinner -> town -> lingerie -> club -> skinnydipping with 2 girls -> kitchen -> wine -> absinth

>how old are you
>18 and over
>congratulations im impressed
has the person who made this ever talked to a woman?

the person who made this IS a woman

this is a joke right
maybe i should start my dates by playing Rock Paper Sciscors

>this was a fun date Ariane ill be seeing you later tonight in my nightmares

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Just make them laugh.

God, Ariane is so ugly.

>got her passed out in my car
>can't rape her
shit game

Boys I'm doing it.

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>bugs
>in a point and click
Yeah a woman made this alright

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Y-you too?

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ez

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the joke is no one here knows what the obvious options are

i go to dinner and it forces me to go to the club, how do i go to the town instead?

how do i get rebecca back to my place? after we dance ariane is just like "lets ditch her"

Had a lovely date but she got wasted. Oh well. At least i didn't fuck up like the rest of you idiots. And i got a kiss. So win.

Game is still a pos.

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Congrats, you are a douche.

kek

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Even not knowing shit about art you should know what a fucking Picasso is dude.

>had dinner and wine
>shot some ball in the park
>chilled in the bathtub and made out
>get kissed goodbye
Ok/10

If it was truly that much work to get laid I wouldn't even bother. Luckily it's not.

thanks for wasting another hour of my life I'll never get back Yea Forums, fuck this game