Items

Let's have a Smash thread without the smashfags. That's why we're gonna talk about items.

So what's the best item and why is this one?

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The one that randomly spawns and gives one of the contestants an unfair advantage.
Oh wait

Best item was the Resetti Assist Trophy
Worst item was any of them introduced after Brawl

Isn't that the Metal Gear icon for Snake? Damn I hope he gets cut next game

The lightsaber

fuck niggers
fuck meleefags
fuck Soccer guy
fuck cereal box Banjokes
and more importantly
STEVE FOR SMASH.

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>Smashfag seething right from the start.
OP pretty much nailed it.

I liked the fan, we need it back

I love the idea of the Fake Smash Ball but after the first week it's painfully easy to tell what it is so no one ever falls for it anymore.

BASED (cringe)

Because it makes Zero Suit Samus bend that fat ass over.

I miss this thing. The cracker launcher, too.

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>Hold an opponent and don't let him do anything as he receives damage.
Fuck no, I bet you also want combos

I loved the normal and Poison mushrooms in SSBM for that reason. They looked subtly different, but the difference was small enough that it wasn't clear immediately, especially in a 4 player FFA. Would've loved such a difference for the smashballs as well.

I loved the random Adventure Mode enemies that could spawn out of crates in Melee.

I like the homerun bat in older games, something about it seems off in Ultimate.

Why are so many of the items introduced post-brawl not fun at all?
Master balls for example were a fucking stupid idea that totally defeat the purpose of pokeballs.

I think for the most part Ultimate's items were fine.
Smash 4's items on the other hand, were an atrocity in every regard.

cringe

OP is right for once. This is indeed the best item.

Where the lobby/arenas

Items are for fucking children. Even casual adults don't like items.

What the fuck were they thinking?

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Contrary to popular belief, competitive players don't hate items.
t. melee/ultimate player with friends in both scenes

nothing tops wacky combo shit with a stopwatch and no i'm not a bayofag

OP confirmed for 2 stock, 3 minute, items and stage hazards faggot.

i'm still mad that wily castle hazardless removes the moving platforms and not just the yellow devil

Why yes, I take advantages of all the options given by the game and play it like I, and the developers, want. What gave it away?

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The baseball is my favourite new item.

>he doesn't know you can grab someone charging it

Items are genuinely shit now. At least in Melee only the hammer and bob-omb were easy instant kills.

You have only ever played online over >100ms wifi, right

Assist trophy is the best because it makes rosterfags seethe.

>Use like twelve at the same time
>See how many knees you can land as Captain Falcon

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>People care about the items
>Can't get more than 30 posts on an item thread

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literally every person I've met who's played smash goes through the same progression. All items > bats, bombs, pokeballs > pokeballs > off. It's been the same way since 64

Why is the home run bat so shitty this time around? It takes nine hours to wind up

Best item for me is a tie between Koopa Shells, Sticky Bombs, and Warp Stars. All of them can backfire in ways that are absolutely hilarious.