>x-files theme plays
X-files theme plays
>all those hundreds of cringy YT vids
why was that such a shit time and why do i miss it?
>be watching GTA conspiracy videos
>they make it super detailed, going to the forest at 00:00, no weapons or armor and a fixed amount of money
>they start doing a ton of steps just to get a chainsaw to spawn
>suddenly the camera changes and you see Bigfoot in the background
>record scratch
>CJ and Bigfoot begin pole dancing
That's when I realized you can mod the hell out of the PC version and uploaded a couple videos of my own
>x-files theme
???????
I remember being unironically spooked by some of those vids when I was 12
Datamining literally ruined videogames forever.
It wasn't a shit time. It was a time of creativity when any old kid could make something and it was relatively entertaining.
Entertaining for kids, at least. I used to watch SA stunt videos and Pimp My Ride machinimas for hours back then.
Kids don't make shit nowadays, they just stream their zoomer games and watch lame streams of the same faggots playing the same game over and over.
This
It's virtually impossible for a game to have any secrets that stay secrets these days. Look at Undertale, Toby knew he couldn't prevent people from going through the files to spoil shit, so he added pic related and youtube.com
He practically begged people not to spoil shit, and yet stuff still got spoiled.
Underage b&
forgive my ignorance but isn't there a way to encrypt stuff like this?
>He practically begged people not to spoil shit, and yet stuff still got spoiled.
Nah, he did that to maximize the amount that people were going to be digging to generate more excitement over the game. "Please don't hack the game and look for all these obscure secrets I've put in there" translates to "there's tons of obscure secrets in the game, find them and tell everyone about how much secret content there is"
redpilled
du du du du
du du du du
du du dududu du
OOEEEOOEEE OOOEEEEEE
If something is available to PC users and the demand is high enough, nothing is safe.
People already don't like it when publishers insist on encrypting stuff for DRM purposes which ends up increasing load times and decreasing framerate. Imagine how they would react if every single buyer of a game would have to suffer that same inconvenience just because the developer doesn't want hackers to spoil their secrets.
Did anyone watch Sims 2 horror movies? Used to be loads of them
I used to love this shit
No wonder I'm a huge horror-boo today
Some of them were pretty good. The gta vids used to give that game loads of mystery to a kid
why are you saying this like datamining didn't exist in 2004? i'm sure myths like OP were debunked numerous times by dataminers but people were just retarded.
>CJ Mom Ghost
i believed in one video where Piggsy from Manhunt was hiding out in a barn in the woods
that was before I even knew what Manhunt was though, or even modding for that matter.
The most magical part of the X-files shit is that all players get their interest the same way: wandering the woods and discovering ghost car
checking unused content > le spooky mysteries
it's some really gay show about paranormal shit that millennial and gen-x chomos pretend is good for some reason.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R was supposed to have horrific man-eating horses
some episodes are a lot better than others. huge quality differences between the episodes
Those are actually scary as fuck, those legs more
>I still remember all the theories people made about Fisher's Lagoon
Post the type of videos you liked to watch of this kind. I want to bring some nostalgic memories
I remember something about a guy in a wheelchair in that location but I can't find the video. Damn.
I wish devs just show all the shit they do
Well duh. That's pretty normal in shows that isn't just one continuous story.
>hola a todos hijos de puta XD hoy les traigo fotos del pie grande en san andreas los dejo con mi asistente
>add random map to game
>5-6 years later people are still looking
>AAAAAGRIA PERO QUÉ COJONES ES ESO
Anyone else remember all the theories about Mr. Trenchcoat
The funniest part of it it was solved like in two weeks after the release.
jesus i still remember watching these
youtu.be
Does anyone remember the Argentinian gnome craze?
I only remember the video
How was it solved again?
I think eventually the game was datamined and there was nothing at all right?
You are the fucking retard here
Yes, because datamining didn't exits back in 2004 and most of these "mysteries" didn't came from naive kids who didn't know how to search stuff on the internet. Shut up, boomer.
It shows UFOs locations. Nothing more.
>ay no mames
That video is from mexico, I think user's talking about this one
youtu.be
0:40
I have never played the game but just looking at that image for a few seconds I would guess that those are unknown locations connected in specific ways by roads that intersect in specific ways and the player has to look at the world map to deduce those locations by observing how roads connect? Is that correct?
>gta v map is fucking huge
>most of the map outside of the city is just massive bald hills with few bushes
>only a tiny spot at the base of mt chiliad has any kind of forests
So much wasted potential.
This is the man that made the x-files mod say something nice to him!
who the absolute fuck finds gnomes scary
>Windows movie maker opening
>White text on a blue background
He is real.
How about those leprechauns in Georgia?
lezzo
No shit he would want people to find them.
The point of the messages was to kindly ask the miners to not leak the secrets and let people find them the fun way, by playing the fucking game.
YOU EAT BABIES
No. The small squares contain the glyphs scattered arond the Chilliad mountain. They show you conditions you have to meet to make a UFO to appear on the top of this mountain. The big squares show some locations for UFOs. Jetpack guy is for military base and the first UFO, picture of UFO on the left is for a UFO on the bottom of the ocean, and the cracked egg just helps you find other two locations.
WE EAT CUMMIES AND MUSHROOMS YOU FOOL!
Rockstar is shit for actually adding Bigfoot in V. I could understand if they added him and if it was extremely hard to spot him, night impossible, but no...everyone can and the instruction is really clear.
Why do they have to cater to normies so hard?
Wasn't it just a guy in a suit?
YOU EAT BABIES
Do you still search for it, user?
Whatever,you gay,human.
theres a mission where you have to use a heat-vision to find bad guys in a forrest, while you're in a helicopter. Only the most ADD riddled 9 year old would miss the bigfoot.
BABIES
Oh yeah and then it vanishes after a second.
what a retarded comment this was
BRIEFS
MUSHROOMS & CHEESEBURGERS!
I like how saying that with zero attempt at justification neatly makes the post refer to its own retardation instead.
RATMAN
Maonna,popo sudicio
Holy fuck you just awakened memories I had completely forgotten about.
I also remember all those "zombie outbreak" GTA:SA videos.
Data mining ruined games like this. You could spend hours every day hunting down myths and secrets and still not be sure if you've found everything. These days this shit is either confirmed or denied within the first month. Takes all of the fun out of it if you ask me. I also miss being a child and being unable to comprehend the limitations of game engines. ANYTHING was possible for all I knew. Who knew what was actually out there in any game world?