A crossbow in Assassin's Creed 1? We made it up.
A crossbow in Assassin's Creed 1? We made it up
Oliver Perry
Jack White
>a imageboard with worthwhile content? Never existed
Adam Hughes
>cut crossbow because it wasn't historically accurate
>fast forward a few years
Julian White
>Pikachu's evolution into Pikablu? A falsehood
Nathan Perry
>Tifa having a gigantic pair of tits? A fabricated memory, nothing more
Bentley Morris
>cut the crossbow from the game due to historical inaccuracy
>give crossbows to all the guards in the Altair section in AC:R
What did they mean by this?
Christian Jackson
Six million? Totally made up.
Benjamin Hughes
>this one was invented by a writer
Thomas Ortiz
>Infinite quests? Ha, that was from our writers
Samuel Reed
>So did Ben actually drown?
>And if so, could the unfortunate boy's spirit still be haunting the world inside of a video game?
>...just a king kong in the trunk
Ayden Wood
>Microtransactions are bad? You're wrong
Tyler Scott
I can't read anything in this thread now without hearing it in his voice.
Sebastian Adams
Dint Romans have crossbows because I know that Chinese did have em.
Isaac Rodriguez
Good Star Trek games? Pure fiction
Benjamin Walker
Removing Pokémon for the tradeoff of improved animations? Not this time.
James Ortiz
TWEWY sequel? never existed
Oliver Cox
>Censored titties? It's true. A similar event occurred in California last week.
Benjamin Adams
Charles Lee
Lucas Harris
>It never happened
Justin Mitchell
an mmo that's actually fun?
it's not real
Grayson Cooper
different guy made these games
Michael Ramirez
Exactly. The franchise went to shit once Désilets ""left""
Eli Robinson
>that story that was true and it still haunts you
What is it, lads?
Cameron Ward
assasin's creed never bothered being historically accutare nor historically authentic, what's the drama here?
Michael Wood
A guy at my school was insistent that sentret was pikablu
Jackson Rogers
That's an extra level of ridiculous considering "Pikablu" was Marill.
Chase Hall
They never claimed to be. The rules Désilets and Raymond used were two:
>if something can be checked in 30secs on wikipedia and can be verified then AC will stick to the facts but anything beyond that may change.
>for the games to provide a truer and more accurate picture than your typical pop-culture view.
Parker Morgan
>Anons are shitting on your favorite game again. Is it possible they're right? Yes it is.
Levi Cruz
You Assholes have been arguing about Tifa's tits for 20 years!
HERE'S TO 20 MORE!
Kayden Richardson
Don't worry, you'll get your KH IV/TWEWY II game when your grandkids are old enough to drink.
Aiden Peterson
A Playstation game with gameplay?
Pure fiction
Parker Collins
Half of gamers are women? You're completely right.
Eli Foster
Paying money for late game gear during early game? A similar event took place...
Thomas Anderson
Man, I haven't seen this show in so long and now I wanna watch it again. Used to have fun watching it with my grandmother and seeing who's guessed were right at the end of each episode.
Jace Young
What about the clock whose face read "12:3... and 4"?
Eli Rodriguez
A Fallout game made by other than Bethesda? Total fabrication
Anthony Garcia
yeah, it shows
Hunter Reed
>Your waifu is too good to be true?
>You are right
>We made her up
Alexander Perry
Raichu evolves into Goruchu? A similar event took place.
Cameron Rodriguez
>Unlocking Goku in Smash Bros. Melee if you defeat 20 in cruel man melee?
>A similar event did happen.
Blake Bailey
>golden warthog in halo 2? a falsehood.
Eli Bennett
Sonic... in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
Not possible, we checked many times. It's false.
Brayden Hill
goddamn I loved this stupid show growing up, probably one of the few things my dad and I actually bonded over besides pro wrestling
Nathan Robinson
Mew, under the truck?
Believe it or not, this one's true.
Jeremiah Carter
This is just the same as al mualim's kagebunshin
Jacob Bennett
Good Star Trek games? I don't think so.
Owen Ward
got me
Owen Gomez
Have you ever noticed how gay Opening Posters are nowadays?
Connor Ward
Cardassian war crimes? Don't believe everything you hear.
Cameron Harris
>Running a game as Administrator unlocks cheat codes?
>A similar event happened to a German tourist about 20 years ago in the Pacific Northwest
Andrew Howard
Trannies are still mad lmao
Austin Hall
>War crimes
>When there was no war
Christian Bennett
I liked they mythical elements in Origins since they still have an in lore s-f explanation.
But mostly since it makes for cool gameplay encounters.
Noah Price
Playing the game in reverse, as the villains if you plug the controller into port 4?
This one's fact, my dad works at Nintendo.
Josiah Green
Daring synthesis
Leo Fisher
Honestly YOU CAN HEAR ME 'FORE YOU SEE ME YOU CAN HEAR ME 'FORE YOU SEE ME YOU CAN HEAR ME 'FORE YOU SEE ME I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK, but I don't think anyone wants to acknowledge that
Jacob Jenkins
An entire Green Goblin campaign hidden in the game code?
Jace Sanders
What is this from?
Adam Reyes
Fucking shit that was good
Brayden Roberts
>An open wound purposefully kept from healing? >Believe it or not this one's true!
Joseph Green
Zoom zoom zoooomer
Cooper Nelson
AYO THIS BEAT IS BANANAS
Joshua Clark
>seething and coping at once? You better believe it's true.
Leo Mitchell
still watching through TNG and the Riker feels are still too much for me.
He's just fuckin' charisma 100. Not that Picard isn't 100 in every stat but still.
Ian Ross
Yes
Joseph Phillips
"My name is Jonathan Frakes."
Wyatt Thompson
Picard and Riker and Data are based. However I still think the best Star Trek captain is Kirk. Not only is he charismatic, but he really comes across as a leader. While logically it doesn't make much sense, I am glad that he is in the trenches with his men giving direct orders. I feel like too often Picard is just relegated to speech duty, and even though he is a great character I enjoy how active Kirk is. He is more like an Alexander the Great type of figure. Not to mention Kirk still gets some great speeches too.
Samuel Adams
>cut crossbow because it wasn't historically accurate
>fast forward a few years
Ayden Ward
I didn't know what it was from but then I literally just guessed the name
It's obviously a show about something either being a fact or a piece of fiction, so I just typed "fact or fiction" into google and it came up
Jack Gutierrez
I read your comment in his voice desu
Brayden Smith
Don't forget le snarky british man and his "YEAH YOU AMERICANS LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON BUT HE OWNED SLAVES YA KNOW!!!!!!"
It's like a fucking joke.
Adrian Butler
that webm got me good
Connor Harris
TOS is undeniably the best
John James
How long before we rewrite real history to be inclusive?
I mean, technically the past doesn't exist so you could just rewrite it how ever you want
Leo Hill
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are still the best trio in all of Star Trek. Nothing really comes close to capturing that dynamic. Spock was Kirk's brain, and McCoy was his heart and Kirk had to know when to listen to one or the other, or sometimes both.
Hudson Gonzalez
Star Trek: Voyager
Cooper Roberts
I feel like the pot would be a better example
This is just taking the series in a new direction while the pot is a blatant spit in the face to their prior stance.
Charles Torres
Is this the sort of thing that occupies your mind and worries you?
Aiden Nelson
Fuck
Adam Morgan
That's because Kirk was a solider, Picard was a diplomat.
Apples and Oranges based on their command style.
Alexander White
The size of tifas tits was never consistint.
The sports bra and leggings are indeed censorship but the size is not because she never had a set size to begin with.
Dylan Bailey
nah
Jose Gutierrez
I personally like DS9 more than TOS, but that is purely due to the limitations TOS faced. Too many of the episodes are, literally (and I mean literally) "Hey Gene. We got some monkey/Roman/Children costumes left over from a movie we just made. You're not getting any money for this episode, but you do have monkey/roman/children costumes. Make it work!" and it results in some episodes that are pretty samey or not that great. TOS definitely has some of the best episodes of any Star Trek (and it has by far the best movies) but it is only 3 seasons and even in those 3 seasons a lot of the episodes kind of feel like filler.
However TOS is still great and one of my favorites. I also love TNG too.
Daniel Gonzalez
You say Apples and Oranges, but both were Star Fleet Captains in Star Trek, I think it is totally fair to compare them. I think it is safe to say though that Kirk and Picard are pretty much better than any of the other captains. I love DS9 but Sisko never really came across particularly "Captainly" to me, and Janeway is literally a madwoman. Archer is okay but he is also like George Bush in space.
Nathan Murphy
This episode was really well acted.
Austin Myers
she kinda cute
Jack Parker
A bigfoot running around the woods of san andreas? Not this time.
Brody Murphy
Number of great Star Trek games? You guessed correctly. The answer is none exist.
Oliver Lee
I don't know if it does for that user but it should. If it doesn't you are essentially an ostrich.
Parker Reed
Just because they're both captains doesn't mean they can be comparable. It's like looking at two captains in the military, one whom is better at waging war, and one whom is better at keeping the peace.
It's pointless to try and say one is better than the other given how they operate.
Jason Turner
>Prima
Parker Gomez
A Star Trek clone that's just as good as the actual series?
This one is real.
Jackson Thompson
The god fights in origins are explicitly non-canon. It's just for fun.
And then you have Odyssey, where fighting mythological creatures is part of the main quest.
Isaiah Allen
No, it's paranoid bullshit, and you should focus on more productive stuff.
Bentley Hall
A comedy that isn't funny? got you covered right here.
Jayden Price
Why does she have pubes on her hair? Nice milkers though.
Bentley Powell
That is the hilarious thing about it. The first half of the first season is an attempt by Seth McFarlane to create a comedy star trek series. However, after the first half of the first season the producers stopped watching his show and he has slowly made it into just TNG fanfiction. There are a shitload of episodes that have like 3-4 jokes sprinkled throughout the entire episode just to appease the producers but in general are just TNG episodes.
Liam Lee
He didn't just own slaves, you know those "wooden" teeth that are so famous. Yeah, they ain't wooden.
Nicholas Baker
I fucking loved this episode.
Dominic Scott
>if I just ignore the problem it will go away.
Christopher Robinson
Oliver Long
That's what McFarlane's plan was, sell it as Star Trek comedy originally, but then after the first few episodes transition to a full space drama with some jokes still in it.
You can't just change stuff mid production like you're implying since the season was already shot. Also McFarlane is the producer, it's the execs at Fox that he had to appease originally before the series got off the ground.
Caleb Powell
I knew this was going to pop up. Don't shill a mediocre channel.
Hudson Morales
WE CREATED IT sticks with me for some reason
Nolan Roberts
>Isn't funny
Brayden Gonzalez
>Haha, got you
Kek
James Foster
Nice
James Johnson
Downloadable content? Won't amount to a thing
Joseph Allen
A funny Seth McFarlane project? A fabrication.
Sebastian Foster
In the middle of my first watch, apparently it all kicks off after Season 3 starts
Brody Anderson
what are they user
Jason Robinson
Crystallised Ox semen
Blake Bell
>Nintendo having decent online play? Not a chance.
David Lopez
Look for yourself. Certainly not wood. They look too real, so real in fact that one might think Lund Washington paid slave owners to pull out their slaves teeth so he could buy them and make a new pair of dentures for his cousin George. But the beloved George Washington would never have someone do that.
Elijah Sanchez
I don't like how the combat in AC is now. I don't feel like an assassin at all in the recent two games.
Brayden Nguyen
They look like wood.
John Barnes
>People criticizing and speaking negatively about videogames they never played? Hard to believe but similar cases have been reported from a certain internet taiwanese hand knitting imageboard.
Jonathan Reyes
What about the movies my man?
Samuel Bell
Well then you have vision problems because the story I just told you is confirmed true by the Mount Vernon ledger and an old advertisement looking for teeth that said "slaves expected". In truth we only know for sure that I think 2 of them were slave teeth but the likelihood that the rest are is pretty high. I just think it's funny all the fairy tales we as Americans tell children about George Washington.
Lucas Bennett
A good Star Wars game?
You're right. It's fact.
Easton Anderson
All of the TOS movies, barring V, are great. I love them, and even V is sort of likable. They're all better than the TNG movies.
I personally love I, II, and VI the most but as I said all of them except for V are awesome.
Gavin Turner
>Project Nexus 2 coming out this year? A complete falsehood.
Tyler Price
its because its prob a wig, often Egyptians shaved their head due to the extreme heat and would instead have wigs.
Aaron Richardson
But the top part of each tooth (at least the top ones) is obviously just polished wood, which morphs into something teeth looking, as if someone carved tat piece of wood that would be visible to look like an actual tooth.
Justin Cook
Literally who cares if George Washington had slave teeth? None of it changes his historical significance, which is why the entry in Ass Creed 3 is so cringy.
>Yeah I know this dude lead the continental army, was the person the presidency was modeled after, was altogether a very successful and stable leader, and I know that he willingly gave up power for the good of the country and his farewell address is still one of the most important political documents... BUT SLAVES! GOT'EM AMERICA BTFO
Angel Bennett
The episode "The Visitor" in DS9 is the greatest episode in franchise history.
Eli Allen
He's really fucking stupid, getting in bed with Epic after the shitshow with Ubisoft.
Joshua Perry
I was shocked that this was real
Owen Thomas
Have you ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and realized you'd forgotten where you parked your car?
Angel Hughes
Seethe more valve drone
Owen Moore
Ever gone mountain biking?
Zachary James
You know who else owned slaves?
Africans
Evan Morris
>None of it changes his historical significance
That's not what I said. I said we as Americans tell lots of fairy tales about Washington to children. The wooden teeth, he never told a lie, etc. That shit isn't about history either, it's about building up a historical figure into something more than he was. But that's stupid because he was a man, a flawed man who was happy to rip teeth out of other people's heads because he couldn't be bothered to stop chewing and smoking tobacco. That's exactly the kind of shit I feel like they were mocking and yes I agree the writing and delivery is cringe worthy but the concept of shitting on the fairy tale version of Washington is not. The founding fathers were not gods and Americans should stop venerating them as such to the point that we literally make up fables about them. I didn't shit on Washington as a general or a leader, I shit on the made up version of him that chopped down his fatherss cherry tree but could NEVER tell a lie.
Brandon Richardson
What do you wanna be when you grow up?
Alexander Roberts
Absolutely nice
Jason Johnson
Oh no, a 1 year exclusivity, his game and future in the industry is doomed
Jaxon Hall
I think the point was more to point out how the great figures of history were great but also scum for those that don't know.
You'd be surprised about how many Americans don't know about Ben's love for cheap whores.
Pointing out distasteful parts of history and culture isn't a gotcha, it's usually to shed light on attitudes of the times and to give people a guide on what was good about people that should be upheld and used to strengthen a moral code in society and what was bad and should be abhorred. Be a standup guy and hold the good of others above personal gain at someone else's expense, don't put someone in chains unless they're kinky and willing.
TLDR we live in a society.
Blake Reed
Smash players taking a bath? Not a chance.
Julian Thomas
>implying I prefer one corporation over the other
You're an Epic shill, that's clear to see. Anyone with a brain realizes Epic is going to fuck up PC gaming more than Valve ever did. Competition isn't bad, there's plenty of other game stores, but the way Epic is going about it, that's just maliciously trying to compel people into using their store. Good fucking luck with that, I'll pirate anything that might interest me that happens to be an Epic exclusive.
Anthony Turner
What's the right amount to tip?
Luke Price
You know who else owns slaves?
Corporations.
Aaron Gomez
Called a plumber to your home lately?
Grayson Parker
What about VII?
Jordan Brown
How superstitious are you?
Bentley Peterson
Every major civilization throughout history had some form of slavery. Whether it was direct slave owning, a caste system, feudalism, or some other form.
You're free to bust myths about him chopping down cherry trees and shit, no one who is an adult takes that seriously. My problem is directly with the way in which the entry is written and both of us agree its cringy.
You should read the entry. I am paraphrasing here but it is basically "Yeah, you Americans are told George Washington is so great, but he owned SLAVES! What do you think of that!?" As if people don't know and as if it matters that he did, in terms of his historical significance. It isn't pointing out that he owned slaves because he definitely did, it is just the way in which it is written that makes it seem like it was written by a 12 year old who himself just learned Washington owned slaves, but he also hates Americans so FUCK WASHINGTON THE SLAVE OWNER.
Alexander Ortiz
Already happaned, happens every year. Historians mostly guess, in the first place
Justin Hughes
7? you mean generations? Not a fan.
Easton Turner
Fair enough, I was just going by the way AC usually treats historical figures. I skipped 3 because I heard the story was kind of shit.
Caleb Fisher
I'm so happy this show finally became a meme. I have loved watching it for years and Jonathan Frakes is such a smug brilliant bastard of host.
David Cook
>You're free to bust myths about him chopping down cherry trees and shit, no one who is an adult takes that seriously.
No but many adults do believe the wooden teeth lie which is why I specifically mentioned that one. A lie they are told as children and grow up believing is true.
I doubt Lund Washington would lie in the Mount Vernon ledger that he bought slave teeth for use in the dentures. You can say they look like this or that but they guy who bought the materials said he bought teeth from slaves or rather slave owners.
Tyler Ramirez
The story and gameplay are shit. At least at release it was horrifically buggy.
Jaxon Cook
Heard strange noises in your house lately?
Jason Ramirez
>How long before we rewrite real history to be inclusive?
Already in process senpai, and I say this as a pretty liberal moonbeam fucko.
Mason Hughes
You said the same about progressive ideology in video games.
Landon Reyes
m.youtube.com
Why? I mean except for Kirk's death, the lighting and soundtrack are god tier
Nathan Gomez
There's not fucking way this is real HOLLLYY SHIITTT
Jose Green
I hate this propaganda studio so fucking much.
Jacob Richardson
Just not really a fan of the story in general and there are too many silly things that take me out of the movie (Like that missile apparently traveling faster than the speed of light) and Kirk's death just really upset me. Generations is not the worst TNG movie though and I would say is still worth watching as a Star Trek fan.
Carson Torres
>Got 'em
>Not The Game
Samuel Sanders
You're a fucking retard for shitting on something that's in character. Shaun is a snob retard and you had 3 games before III to realize that. If you see something 4th wall breaking in that entry of the database but don't bat an eye on the literal dozens of other databases throughout II, Brotherhood and Revelations were he writes like a jerk, something tells me the problem's on you
Jace Bailey
You may dismiss the thought because it is not high minded enough but these historically inaccurate depictions of history are all but inconsequential. The majority gets its education partly from popular culture and if a meme gets repeated over and over again it becomes reality.
Go ask the people what they know about the crusades.99% think of it as a genocidal and unprovoked attack of zealous Christians who wanted to convert peaceful Muslims.
Brody Rogers
That set is clearly whale or elephant ivory, although whale seems infinitely more likely since New England was a major whaling hub at this point in history.
Carson Cox
Frakes made the show, I stopped watching it after they got someone else.
Evan Long
Here's a (You), you made me chuckle
Isaiah Cook
This has been going on for thousands of years as different cultures try to coopt the accomplishments of other empires, whether it's people riding the coattails of the Romans or the Greeks or the Egyptians or the Chinese, etc. I'm not saying it's not a problem. It's just shockingly naive to pretend that it's some kind of new conspiracy.
It's been an agenda for all different kinds of cultures and ideologies for millennia.
Grayson Jones
Its not a problem. Nobody is rewriting history for race right now
Caleb Rodriguez
You're going to get a lot of responses while people ignore the post right above yours.
Hudson Jones
Regressives don't try to coopt the accomplishments of other cultures. They produce anti-western propaganda.
>It's just shockingly naive to pretend that it's some kind of new conspiracy
Nobody claimed that distortions of history never happened before. But the people who are famous for it should make you suspicous of anyone who tries to re-educate a population in the same manner...Hitler, Mussolini, the Kmher Rouge
Grayson Morgan
The issue there is History even objective or will it always remain subjective?
Just look American Civil War, it was clearly about slavery and the Southern states betrayed the Union specifically so they could keep slaves. After the Confederacy lost and returned to the Union you saw a massive revisionist push caused the 'The Lost Cause' which romanticized what the South did as trying to defend their way of life from Northern Aggression. This became a benchmark for education in the South while at the same time during the passage segregationist and racist laws, you saw a massive spike in monuments being erected that honored the Confederacy as well. You're finally seeing a blow back against this revisionist history recently given the terror attack in Charlottesville, but it's still dug in.
And now you're going to see a chicken and egg argument to keep the revisionist 'Lost Cause' version since it's been around for so long, even though if you even take 5 minutes to look at the facts, you'll find out it's bullshit.
Carter Cruz
>...Then what about the events in Anywhere, USA surrounding Claude Speed? You think that these events, of a guy committing Grand Theft Auto and other crimes while shooting a sub-machine gun that mysteriously can be used without pause and without having to reload, are true?
>Then you are correct. Similar events have been reported to happen world-wide though the real culprit is a british noble woman with two pistols instead of a sub-machine gun. It's true.
Landon Cook
Even Lincoln said it was not about slavery.
Daniel Miller
>Not calling it Goldbloomers
Missed a joke right there
Connor Robinson
Historical rewrites have existed for as long as history itself and it's always going to be way more apparent in pop history.
Kevin White
gimme a quick rundown
Joseph Hall
This faggot
Nolan Perez
>Good Cyberpunk 2077 thread? Pure fiction
Jason Cook
Fuck this show
Ethan Anderson
Slavery was the issue that sparked the war, but it wasn't the cause. The cause was a divide between the North and South that had existed since before the United States even existed. Various examples: Southern states refusing to give Northern troops winter clothes during the revolutionary war. Northern States not giving proper supplies to Southern States during the revolutionary war. The North banning importing of slaves while also trying to make any new territories into "Free" territories, so they could outnumber the south. The North and South battling over tariffs being imposed on Southern Goods. Multiple Southern states threatening to leave the Union multiple times over multiple issues (such as the nullification crisis). Even the divide between Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton and their Agricultural vs Industrial views that George Washington had to balance. The North and South also had vastly different foreign policy views and competed to appeal to different groups (Such as the French or British during the Napoleonic wars).
The fact of the matter is that while the Civil War was definitely sparked by Lincoln winning and his comments on Slavery, it would have eventually happened even if it wasn't over slavery. The US basically needed a Civil War to get rid of the radical regionalism that had completely engulfed both the North and South during the entirety of our pre-1865 history.
John Jones
1. They look like wood
2. Well yeah where else are you gonna get teeth besides from a slave? Other than that maybe your dentist has skme extras. Sure its grim, but yeah you would make dentures out of removed teeth, not sp much Washington was a tooth plucking sadist
Jason Hughes
It was pretty crazy how Jake said nigger there. You'd think they wouldn't let them do that on daytime TV.
Ryan Jackson
I hear Washington's Throme was made of British skulls and slave skin, too
Kevin Moore
You can't make dentures out of human teeth. Ask any dentist.
Julian Allen
You're lying.
Lincoln wasn't going to invade the south over slavery, but the south forced the issue by attacking the north (over slavery). If the south had simply been slightly less retarded, they could have kept their slaves another 20 years. Instead they had to attack the north which resulted in millions of casualties on both sides because they were butthurt that the institution of slavery was on it's way out.
Hudson Barnes
I would like Kirk a lot more if not for his behavior in Requiem for Methuselah. There's plenty of him going after women in the series, which I don't mind, but that episode where he forgoes the safety of the crew just because he's "in love" with an android who he's barely even spent anytime with is awful. Star Trek as a whole has a lot of characters who fall madly in love with someone they barely know after barely having any experiences with them, and while I never like it, that's one of the worst cases of it, and it alone makes me dislike Kirk a lot more than I would otherwise.
Matthew Barnes
That's where I'm at, right at the start of season 3.
It seems like S2 was building up but S3 has just been mostly filler. Good filler though, and some hints. I've been spoiled by later movies so I have a slight clue what's going to end up coming together.
Just got done with E11. Goddamn, Roga Danar. What a badass. You know you're someone crazy when you got plot armor as a non-protagonist one-episode role.
I wanna get him, Okana, and some third badass into a cadre of ultimate awesomeness. To use as names in my FTL game plays. I need good talent there.
Data's the best.
I got respect for Kirk, I'll know more once I get to watching that again, I just started with TNG.
This sort of comparison always reminds me of the background selection in Mass Effect, and similar games. Military background, etc. I like when it actually plays out to your choices or at least gives you the means to do so yourself, which ME fails at of course, but the thought is there.
Caleb Rodriguez
Washington's dentistry may have been dystopian, but it doesn't stand againsthis character. I know for a fact there's darkness in revolutionary health, but Washington wasn't a dentist so I don't really find it a foundational lie if he was given a pair of unethical dentures
Noah Lee
Ironically, the English have never had Slaves. Magna Carta made it you're a free man in England.
Andrew Hernandez
You can, and they did.
Google "Waterloo Teeth." It was common for dentists (or anyone who wanted some cash) to take teeth from dead soldiers and just regular tooth extractions and keep those teeth to make dentures. Slave teeth were a cheap alternative to regular teeth dentures as well, and its not known if the slave teeth George bought were forcefully extracted from his own slaves or sourced somewhere else.
Caleb Bell
The franchise was always shit don't kid yourself.
Jayden Young
>Watched X-Factor today for the first time in 20 years
>this thread
Creepy
Juan White
X-Factor is 20 years old
Fucking hell where has my life gone
Cameron Baker
DS9 isn't necessarily my favorite, but I think it's the most consistent of them all. The worst episodes of DS9 are still way better than the worst episodes in TOS and TNG, and it doesn't have any really unlikable characters like TNG does with Troi, and while TOS doesn't have any particularly unlikable characters it also has a much smaller main cast, not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's still a point in DS9's favor that it can have plenty of good characters instead of needing to just stick to a few. At the same time, DS9 doesn't hit the peaks that TOS or TNG do either, in its characters or in its best episodes.
Joseph Baker
A dishonest attempt to frame the issue that slavery was core reason for the Civil War. Lincoln's reason for waging war was to preserve the Union and was originally willing to allow slavery to continue to keep the South from committing treason. HOWEVER, you cannot deny the key fact that Confederacy existence and what they were fighting for was the preservation of slavery. And that's not an opinion, that's fact. There are many ways we know this. Slavery was mentioned in multiple states declaration of secession, with Mississippi outright stating 'Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery'. The Confederate Constitution contains a clause that enshrining slavery forever, "No bill or law denying or impairing the rights of property in negro slaves shall be passed." Or Alexander Stephens, the VP of the confederation, Cornerstone Speech where he laid the basic principles of the Confederate Nation where blacks were inferior to blacks and their natural state was to be slaves
You can claim the Civil War was a long time coming and the situation between the North and South was a powder keg that was inevitable to explode, however the match that caused the explosion, and the Civil War, was Slavery. You cannot white wash that by just pointing to how the South has always been inherently treacherous through American history. The South betrayed the United States and started the Cviil War because of slavery.
Jaxon Myers
Of course old dentists made denfures out of any teeth they could find, what were they supposed to do, extrapolate your bone structure with an xray and 3d print a molar?
Camden Moore
>THE FINGER TAPPING EPISODE
>THE BABY DOLL IS ALIVE EPISODE
>THEY'RE REAL
Caleb Gray
I couldn't even find it on Youtube for a while because it's called Beyond Belief.
Kayden Sullivan
The german reboot is so fucking bad.
Easton Bennett
You've completely ignored my post in favor of trying to debate from a purely dishonest position with the intent of trying to make people mad. I get it, you want to piss of /pol/tards by using "Charlotsville" and "White-Washing" but don't bother to respond to me if you're not going to try and debate in a way where we try to come to some historical truth or understanding.
Landon Young
Oh fuck X-Factor wasn't the original titel? Wew
David Thomas
The one where the kid is scared of the monster in the closet and he gets fucking eaten or some shit
Sebastian Phillips
It gets even worse from the fact that there is a celebrity show called "X Factor" as well.
Adam Sanchez
DS9 has the advantage of having a more cohesive narrative and a definitive ending, instead of it ending on an awful episode (TOS, Voyager) having a great ending that is ruined by movies (TNG) or just not even having an ending (ENT). I enjoyed the end to the Dominion War in DS9, and how much of the last season was like an actual Serial/Series and not really episodic. It was a great change of pace.
Matthew Morris
>that fucking episode
Wyatt Cruz
WHICH WAS IT
Jacob Parker
Yeah that's the one I was thinking of.
And even that's hella old.
Jayden Gutierrez
Except I addressed your point that you said the Civil War was a long time coming, you want to quibble though and claim Slavery wasn't the chief cause of the Civil War, however all evidence points that it was.
If you want to be a fence sitter, fine, but you can't deny the truth the Civil War was about slavery and you're seeing the fruits of an over century long attempt to rewrite history through 'The Lost Cause'
Samuel Wright
The family keeps seeing a spooky pair of red eyes- this show is peak nostalgia for me, like a weird mix of Goosebumps and trivia
Brandon Collins
I'm watching DS9 and I keep getting distracted by how cute Ezri is.
Isaiah Foster
>tfw someone, somewhere, wrote an outline for a Star Trek Enterprise ending and we'll never know
The show had its good points, why did it have to suck so much.
Camden Brown
The episode was called The red eyed creature [\spoiler]
Carter Garcia
>tfw Season 1 and 2 kinda sucked but Season 3 and 4 showed astronomical improvements
>It ended, literally, as it was getting great
Jaxson Butler
Based and Sisko pilled!
Mason Allen
same when I watched through
Isaiah Johnson
absolute kino
Alexander Phillips
Ezri is a QT and I like her little lisp.
David Hill
Frakes posting >>>>>>>>
Colton Edwards
Daily reminder that Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
Jayden Sanchez
>historical sexism
Nathan Roberts
...
Julian Bailey
All of the Cardassians in DS9 are so based. Dukat, Garak, and Damar are amazing.
Jeremiah Adams
>Damar's redemption arc
Pretty much my favorite character arc in the entire series, maybe in all of Star Trek.
Landon Flores
The HAITIAN MASSACRE OF 1804 in which the white population was almost completely genocided proved to southerners that niggers were savages who would murder them as soon as they were freed. It destroyed all ideas of 'freeing the slaves' as they proved themselves literal monsters.
William Richardson
There was not a single bad Cardassian actor, not one.
Asher Rivera
That random black guy who played the Cardassian puppet leader at the end of the series wasn't particularly great, but the dude had like 3 lines and only a few scenes so I don't think he counts.
Charles Bailey
You're just a fence sitting thief then
Lucas Roberts
ABSOLUTELY BASED
Asher Morris
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would I back any corporation unless it served my own personal interest?
Nathan Ward
I disliked the ending of DS9.
>Galaxy will burn
>Devil Dukat
>Sisko ascending to a higher reality
>A book that needs sacrifice
The dominion part was good.
Henry Gray
would fuck that fertile cardie tbqfh
Nathaniel Clark
That female Vorta
Dylan Lee
oh shit user is right
its official on the mount vernon historical organization page
Leo Young
Carter Gonzalez
cardassia so hot right now
Austin Miller
HER TITS ARE THERE, IN MY MIND. IT'S REAL.
Josiah Parker
>Multiple pictures of main character wearing gloves.
>You can’t buy and wear gloves in the actual game.
Why do developers do this?
Alexander White
Forgot to add pic.
Daniel Roberts
tranny
Joseph Richardson
Can we all agree once and for all that while DS9 is not the best Star Trek show it is the best show with Star Trek in the title?
Austin Smith
I CREATED THEM AND THEIR REEEAAL
Xavier Ward
Best line of the episode because of how fucking AWKWARD it was. You can feel that he had to force the word out.
Kevin Harris
>we created it
Nolan Morales
Name a better character arc in television. I'll wait.
You can't.
Austin Allen
Is it possible SCP discord trannies are spamming Yea Forums?
yes it is
jonathan frakes is awesome, TNG best star trek
Jaxson Peterson
>NOOO STOP LIKING SPACE NAZI DUKAT AAAAARGH
is how his character ended where he did. Didn't help that Bajorans weren't that likable compared to Cardassian characters.
Wormhole aliens were pretty lame as are most magical not-Gods in the series.
Grayson Ortiz
>Comparing this to modern day political drivel.
Good art is dead
Lucas Long
Since this became a partly-history thread, can someone tell me how accurate older Westerns were? Did most people live out with miles of seclusion between themselves and town/other people? Not that I doubt that bit. Did people really meet and get married after a few days of knowing each other, was it that rare to meet a man/woman? What about some other Westernisms?
Justin Harris
IT'S IN THE FRAKKING SHIP
Jeremiah Johnson
Yeah, I feel like every episode where you were supposed to feel bad for the Bajoran just made me hate them more or the episode was followed up by a Vedic Winn episode.
Lucas Wood
aeris being revivable? a schoolyard myth, nothing more
playing as luigi in mario 64? total fabrication.
a loving gf? Not a chance.
Daniel Robinson
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
Leo Lopez
But that's just a theory.
A GAY! THEORY
Elijah Rivera
Westerns are quite likely the most recent wide-spread tall tales in a currently first-world country.
Western runs down to mostly bullshit around one fucking play that got popular and people blew it to high hell.
And people here wonder why we criticize games that are popular for the sake of being popular. This shit has happened in history.
Isaac Long
Holy shit what a based thread
Leo Scott
agreed, user.
I like having something like this alongside my watching of TNG.
Which I'd love to conduct with Yea Forums but I fucking doubt it.
GAMES, though, uhh.... has anyone else played Adversaries?
Daniel Hill
>A side-scroller made after 1997 worth paying more than $5 dollars for? Complete fake.
>Steam discount of more than 50% on Bethesda games? We fooled you. It's not real.
>A well-made Star Trek film that featured anything other than the original cast? Never existed.
>Star Wars who unironically love The Last Jedi? Sorry, but they're not real.
>A MMORPG that doesn't get boring after 6 months of playing it? Nope. Never happened.
>A robust and meaningful career after ST:TNG went tits up? Not a chance.
Carter Harris
>Have two cousins who were essentially a tag team of “that kid”
>One day say that theres a secret code to unlock the ship from the new star wars movie that hasn’t come out yet
>You just have to put in a code that’s total gibberish, despite every other code in the game being a word or phrase
>Also the game will make the wrong code noise, but that means it’s working, just put in another set of random characters even though no other code does that in this game
>Oh it isn’t working? You must have put it in wrong it’s totally real
Yeah right like I’m gonna fall for that again
Austin Smith
Could’ve been a fun thread idea. Frakes presents plausible vidya knowledge and people guess if it’s real or not. Wouldn’t really fly too well here except to expose idiots and get some replies but fun for normies
Landon White
Fuck you
Lucas Johnson
so she also has a bald head for me to cum on? cool
Angel Taylor
Remember when Assassin's Creed was supposed to be Prince of Persia crossed with Hitman?
Aaron Stewart
Reminder that stuff like this would be impossible to do because data miners are attention whores and would immediatly spam it everywhere.
It's a travesty.
Asher Nelson
ITS IN THE FRACKING SHIIIIIIIIIP
Michael Garcia
This show freaked me out. After watching the one with the kids disappearing in the closet I would sleep far away from any closets
Brayden Jones
>A worthwhile MMO? If you thought it was too good to be true- you're right. We made this one up.
Bentley Reed
>A popular third-person medieval RPG without a female nude mod? It never existed.
>A franchise where the female characters become sexier instead of transforming into pre-op drag queens in full-body burkas? We fooled you; It's not real.
>A future where ARPGs tone down their loot-grind? Never happened.
Lincoln Morgan
What's the worst one, Nemisis?
Kevin Collins
this
To say the ONLY race who freed slaves, not only that but had to FORCE everyone ELSE to FREE their slaves, is in anyway deserving of guilt for having slaves you'd have to be one colossal Jew with a twisted vendetta against Europeans and their children.
Take your jewish myths out of here, you know who freed slaves?
W H I T E S
H
I
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S
Not Africans, not Arabs, not Asians, no Native, not Indians, WHITES FREED SLAVES.
You are a colossal retard if you think slavery is a mark against white people.
non-whites had to be FORCED to relinquish their slaves, and even today they still try to reinstitute the practice.
>fairy tales we as Americans
>we Americans
>(((fellow Americans)))
get the fuck out of here that ledger has been debunked.
Thomas White
I had no idea all these years of who or what that .gif of a guy looking in a mirror and saying "I'm Retarded" was Bakula and it was from quantum leap
Bentley Wilson
Origins combat was great, and you could play stealthily like an Assassin, but the story is that it was how they decided to found the order.
Odyssey just wasn't an assassin game in the slightest.
Gavin Robinson
FFXIV.txt
Henry Brown
half the people in this image are dead
Eli Russell
Is this image mirrored?
Aren't the straps to the officer uniforms on the other side?
Bentley Powell
tempted to get odyssey
is it better than origins?
Chase Howard
Yes
Ethan Allen
No, it's terrible.
Kevin Walker
I don't think that's even up for debate. What a god awful film.