Damn

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fucking pokemon creatures man

Boomers are so fucking deluded

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>The Greatest Generation
>The Silent Generation
hmm... wonder why its called that

>The virgin cannon fodder NPC
>The chad hedonist NEET

haha

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Wtf I thought women hated me

>WoW on console
wut

Why does the greatest generation stop being the greatest generation after they turned 30? Where did all that gumption and will power and sense of civic duty go?

And it's not even a console, it's some home cinema device standing on its side. And the controller is a mirrored sega genesis.

God I wish I could enlist and go die for Israel

Would've been true if Hillary won in 2016. So many soibois were running around declaring that they will die for her in the war that she wanted to start against Russia.

Me too user
Defending Israel has always been my dream

Better post this on my Facebook and get 4 likes

No they weren't. People on /pol/ were posting that but... you don't actually think /pol/ is believable do you?

Which surprises me to be honest, I always assumed the reason they kept simplifying it was for an eventual console release.
Probably the only thing that could salvage it financially after they botched classic.

These women look like they're in the need for a pail of water T B H

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user you understand most hillary supporters didn't realise she was warmongering right.

I saw a billboard ad for water softener
How can water be hard

The military considers age 27 as peak physical capacity. After that age, it's all downhill from there. You even see this in the olympics where a 30 year old doesn't have the same performance as a 20 something.

I saw one of those on the scene interview things one time and when the guy with the mic listed off a bunch of crooke shit the Hilldawg supporter paused and then said, "I don't care."

So I think they knew.

>risking your life for the rich elites with no profit for you
more like the cucked generation

>tfw I can barely feel the heat anymore

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Cool broscience. Peak age for males is 33, as stated in the Good Book.

You can break your back landing in water from up high. Water softener is for swimming pools so it allows you to make big pillowing belly flops without hurting yourself.

That never happened user.

>How can water be hard
Ask Etika

Hard water refers to the amount of shit in water like calcium.

The best of both worlds.

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Just like the holocaust.

So of water is too hard and you drink it, it can break your bones?!

youtube.com/watch?v=6rg3PgKLA-Q

Really makes you think...

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If that's the case, a 33 year old should do more minimum push ups, sit ups, etc. on his PT. Why don't you explain why after age 27, the minimum shit you have to do on the PT is less?

"hard" water is just water with a lot of dissolved solids, magnesium, calcium, ect. it doesn't always taste pleasnt and makes laundry, bathing and doing dishes difficult.

THAT GOBLET BETTER BE FILLED WITH SOME FUCKING WATER

Haha, you know it is user.

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so its polluted water

>women having conversations
>not in the kitchen getting me a pail of water

Right: Soul
Left: Soulless

Why do the water comics make me so fucking thirsty
I need to drink more water

Based

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water and some motherfucking ethanol

What are you waiting for? Visit your recruitment centrum today!

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>another white boy who eats medium salsa
get over yourself lmao

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I mean, it's not like there are teenagers lining up and lying about their age to enlist ever since people came to terms with how fucked Iraq and Afghanistan have become.

On the other hand, if the draft was ever brought back...

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>crystal
isn't that a stripper's name?

Isn't that your mums name?

As if anyone would want to start a conversation with tumblrinas, bald black women or hijab wearing salafists.

I'm glad i'm too old and fucked up for the draft. I used to have an unreasonable fear of it as a kid.

I refuse to die for Israel.

I'd rather die for video games than for Israel.

>the he-goys are starting to wise up, get the women to publicly shame them into joining, hurry!

I saw a billboard for a brand of condoms with two guys hugging each other.

That's fucking gay.

Curious as to how army people lie

Imagine being cucked by the government and fucking dying.

i have 2 dads

Imagine being a boomer and literally hating your own kids

Lets be honest here, water kinda sucks

I don't even know what the army would do now with mass conscription.

>books
soul
>cards and dice
soulless

Hahaha, I love the water meme. I dunno why, it's just funny to me.

I exclusively drink Dr.Pepper.

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>"greatest generation"
>deliberately killed millions of civilians in near genocidal attacks
>because propaganda told them its cool
>would be considered as massive and almost unthinkable warcriminals worse than isis nowadays
>"be like them young man!"

da fuck?

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I really don't like the top left. Almost every day of the week, I take the bus to the university and back. I don't particularly enjoy vehicular noise, so I wear headphones and listen to podcasts while I'm at it. And I don't fancy being blinded by the sun much, so I wear sunglasses. And yet, I'd be happy to converse with anyone to eliminate the boredom of my daily commute. I'd be glad to assist a lost person in navigating, and I most certainly wouldn't object to chatting with a girl who might find interest in me.
How is wearing headphones and sunglasses supposed to be an absolute undisputed universal sign of distance and disinterest? This is nonsense.

use them as slave labor in street construction and other easy jobs.

Army recruiters try to convince kids that they'll be in some elite unite with some cool sounding job like sniper or fighter jet pilot from their video games but then almost always they end up spending all day walking in a disgustingly hot desert in the middle of nowhere without bathing for week with a sweaty ball sack. It's not really a "lie" because it's technically possible that the kid could become a sniper, but realistically it won't happen and the recruiter knows this dumbass kid will be a grunt.

You're thinking about it too hard autist

no its not, your post is stupid, delete it.

Underrated

>t. crummy person

>kept simplifying it
They didn't though vanilla WoW was the most simple WoW has ever been

>Pale

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>spending all day walking in a disgustingly hot desert in the middle of nowhere
most won't deploy, most will just end doing remedial work on base like picking up trash or washing rocks

>go to watch fireworks at a baseball stadium on the 4th
>they start playing born in the usa

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No, people were posting this shit on neogaf, Facebook, etc. They couldnt wait to go to war and fight them some commies for her.

They did, but they pretend they dont.

>spend months getting tortured in a government facility under the name of "boot camp"
>all to prepare you for picking up garbage around a base and cleaning toilets
well, at least they get good benefits

>almost always they end up spending all day walking in a disgustingly hot desert in the middle of nowhere without bathing for week with a sweaty ball sack
the people who end up doing this are the biggest retards who are only qualified to literally only do this. the military is made up of people who do all sorts of different kinds of jobs. if all they can trust you is to walk with a gun then you're the fucking moron. recruiters don't lie, it's more likely that the grunt couldn't even read according to his asvab

>months getting tortured in a government facility under the name of "boot camp"
it's more like 3-4 weeks, after that drill sergeants stop caring

What did you just say, you crummy fuck?

How's that freedom working out for you onions monster?

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>naturally occuring
>polluted
No.

Water

Yeah dude, how have you not had to go to the hospital drinking hard water? You must live in a first world country never to have had to worry, user.

>burgers actually believe this

>he didn't help destabilize countries and turn them into war torn shitholes so his flag, 1000km away, can fly high
Fucking zoomer faggots

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>billy-bob asks recruiter if he can be the fella' dats in charga dem big ol tanks wit da guns
>recruiter says yeah sure
>billy-bob tries his hardest and ends up in Fort Stinking Desert on latrine cleaning duty
how is this not lying? Recruiters try to convince every kid that if they join the army they'll be like the heroes of a Tom Clancy novel

>european education

ONLY
W A T E R

FUCK VIDEO GAMES AND FUCK GAMERS

Not sure if crummy or not.

but... who will capture the pokemon creatures?

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signing on isn't a guarantee you're going to get the specific job you want, i don't know what to fucking tell you. the recruiters tell you the jobs you could get, not what you will be doing, coupled with the fact that if you can't even read or add you'll be stomping boots

They do sort of? the only thing goes down consistently for age is run time in each branch.

I hate boomers so fucking much.

Yeah, and?

the rest is up to you, i wont spoon feed you any further.

pollution
the presence in or introduction into the environment of a substance which has harmful or poisonous effects.
hard water is neither harmful nor poisonous

Ever wonder if americans weren't such warmongers we wouldn't have all these terrorists trying to bomb us now

I would like a hard boiled water please.

What did we ever do to you?

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Then why do water softening products exist?
I swear to god ameritards will never cease to amaze me

>hard water is neither harmful nor poisonous
But you can drown in it

you're fucking retarded m8

Not meme boomers, real boomers.

because some people don't want to clean their shower hard water stains as often, jesus how are you this dull

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP HARD WATER IS SAFE