ITT: friendly NPCs
ITT: friendly NPCs
Gabriel Martinez
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Joseph Turner
Jayden Long
bapanada
Anthony Reed
Cameron Garcia
very friendly
Dominic Barnes
Jaxon Bennett
Oliver Cruz
Pictures taken moments before disaster.
Lincoln Nguyen
isn't this one of those parasites that eats the tongue of a fish and lives in its place
Carson Clark
Christian Phillips
That's a caterpillar, mate, you've never seen one?
The thing you are talking is this? youtube.com
It's basically a prawn, while caterpillar is a larva of an butterfly.
Ryan White
Jack Cox
Liam Wright
Gabriel Roberts
Jackson Fisher
Angel Ramirez
Eli Anderson
Zachary Morris
Asher Sullivan
Samuel Sanders
Julian Powell
Landon Russell
>implying DJ Andy isn't secretly the final boss.
Ryan Thompson
you have been visited by the ass hammock of great comfort
you will recieve pure comfort and good sleeps but only if you post "b-back dat ass up" in this thread
Caleb Evans
Isaiah Gutierrez
Imagine actually being Australian.
Oliver Williams
DJ Andy would be the equivalent of Rodin in Bayonetta.
Ayden Martinez
wheres the pepe and wojak edit
Daniel Miller
Honestly they look pretty silly in sow mo.
Kayden Green
Brayden Hill
Charles Cox
Brayden Robinson
why
John Evans
Colton Price
fucking canadian turks
John Cooper
VIDEO GAMES
Nathan Butler
I ain't falling for this shit.
Jose Murphy
Jacob Garcia
What's this ?
Jason Moore
Some dude from it.
Camden Adams
Eli James
this looks cute!
Oliver Butler
Jack Rivera
where?
Xavier Rodriguez
user, you idiot, Boss Cass was the villain.
Logan Foster
Weird flex but ok
Eli Murphy
RIP in piece terry pratchett
Kayden Long
>rank 25 in hearthstone
Landon Russell
Aiden Nelson
>"Hello again, adventurer!"
Oliver Ortiz
>he updated the tats
Henry Miller
The demon core
Jacob Walker
BIG
EARS
Connor Powell
holy shit he actually looks cool now
Brandon Butler
Andrew Morgan
Liam Collins
shut the fuck up, dirty-ass nigger
James Mitchell
Robert White
Mason Cooper
shit nigga what are you doing
Lincoln Morales
Zachary White
He will help you cross the road in style
Charles Richardson
walk like an egyptian
Kayden Torres
YOU JUST KNOW
Caleb Price
wolfed
Carson Martinez
Friendly npcs can die depending on your choices.
Aaron Ward
that deer's head is bigger than her
Gavin Peterson
>be Australian
>drive 280 miles 'down the road' to the local pub
>pay $25 for a pack of cigs
>pay $10 for a pathetic small schooner of piss water you call 'beer'
>watch your country get arse fucked by England in the cricket
>'fucken strewth mate!'
>Step on black widow on way home and die
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Kevin Lopez
thats a big dog
Nolan Carter
>goes from friendly, awkward npc to secret ultra boss
Leo Foster
Chase Stewart
Lincoln Jackson
Grayson Allen
kill yourself
Hunter Hill
*blocks your path*
wat do?
Caleb Anderson
Bentley Sullivan
Aaron Moore
Jeremiah Ramirez
go back to school
John Collins
guys... I can't be the only one right?
Gabriel Davis
Elijah Lewis
her what?
Eli Ortiz
Jace Williams
Jeremiah Ortiz
touch it.
Cameron Cox
Holy fuck why are American documentaries so infuriating?
You're not fucking actors, just describe the science happening, stop using those WILD WACKY HAND GESTURES and INTRIGUING QUIRKY TONE CHANGES
Camden Sanders
Andrew Wood
Nolan Harris
Who are you talking too? I'm russian/
Michael Price
is that /fa/ meet up?
Sebastian Jackson
Thomas Bennett
>Greetings traveller! You must be in need of nourishment after your long journey.
Jordan Reed
>Indeed I am. A bit of milk would quench my terrible thirst.
Zachary Morgan
It's right behind me, isn't it?
Gabriel Perry
>I wield the power of 5 elements in my hand
Justin Phillips
>Master! We're in a tight spot!
Charles Rivera
Asher Perry
Ryan Allen
Very friendly.
Austin Smith
Blake Robinson
Benjamin Rogers
he cute
Parker Jackson
>trader only buys junk items
Jackson Garcia
>he
user....
Asher Ortiz
Who are these harry potter cosplayers?
Xavier Evans
it is actually male
trust me I know all about dolphin genitalia
Michael Nguyen
Look buddy, just cause you've watched dolphin porn doesn't mean you're an expert.
Dominic Scott
>b-back dat ass up
How many years has it been?
Luis Morales
>hey you over there
>yeah you
>look down
Nolan Thompson
Thats a long boi
Brayden Ross
Brandon Mitchell
Landon Nelson
Why do ostriches an emus do this? I saw one jamming out for like 10 minutes straight.
Bentley Phillips
>EDF EDF EDF!
Easton Gray
It's a mating display
Dylan Gutierrez
Probably rehashing his mating dance.
Lucas Diaz
SHOEBILL NO!
John James
That's not a documentary. That's just one of those "SCIENCE IS FREAKING EPIC I LOVE BILL NYE" channels. You're not wrong though
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William Anderson
That caterpillar is dead, they move its body and glue its arms in place for the photo.
Angel Morales
>Are you hungry traveler?
Lucas Ward
Longcat is long.
Samuel Barnes
It only started doing it when I came to look at it.
Did that bird want to fuck me?
Colton Gomez
practicing it's mating ritual. fun fact petting or touching birds turns them on and if you do it enough they'll be constantly aroused near you.
Dylan Wood
Best one from yesterdays thread
Michael Wright
He had it coming.
Elijah Robinson
>Did that bird want to fuck me?
Yes
You know what to do.
Hudson Jones
Don't believe any of these horny retards. It's just a display to try to threat you.
Thomas Baker
>Good morning traveler!
Jayden Williams
Joshua Reyes
oh no... what happened last night?
Blake Nelson
Lmao, you dont even nees to touch it. Just stand near it is enough.
Grayson Smith
You made a lot of friends at the tavern last night!
Cooper Anderson
He was right next to it, the other guys were just in the same room and didn't die of ARS
Benjamin Morales
only in the city are you paying that much for a beer. 4$ pints where I'm from.
Mason Morris
Spiders are hilarious when spooked. The other day I saw one dropping down on a string of web so I put a piece of paper under him to land on so I can throw him out. The way he felt the paper around with his feet for a second and then instantly NOPE'd back up was some Tom and Jerry shit.
Brayden Martin
The other dudes were standing behind the first idiot, thats why only two of them got decent exposure (2nd incident). Bunch of retards.
>Under Slotin's own unapproved protocol, the shims were not used and the only thing preventing the closure was the blade of a standard straightscrewdrivermanipulated in Slotin's other hand. Slotin, who was given to bravado, became the local expert, performing the test on almost a dozen occasions, often in his trademark blue jeans and cowboy boots, in front of a roomful of observers.Enrico Fermi reportedly told Slotin and others they would be "dead within a year" if they continued performing the test in that manner
Adam Sanders
Wyatt Bailey
John Sanchez
Asher Mitchell
>player created character on the far left
Ayden Howard
He ded
Hunter Fisher
John Ward
Uh oh
Brandon Walker
based
Kevin Bell
She is actually the boss, the others are physical manifestations of her psyche you have to fight them to get to her
Cameron Taylor
>NPC gets a redesign
>It's an improvement
Christopher Thomas
what's his quest
Daniel Carter
WOOP WOOP
Jeremiah Green
time to get a pet ostrich
Liam Walker
Ethan Torres
Easton Powell
what the fuck
Josiah James
turns on you later in the series
Anthony Rodriguez
Logan Jackson
Bad boy rufus
Jacob Bennett
Moneybags from Spyro
Logan Thomas
Hilarious that the mass murderer is by far the best looking person in that photo.
Ryder Cooper
>give us soft
>give us silky
Anthony Brown
which is?
Jeremiah Bennett
Wyatt Baker
cute, would shoot dogs with her
Julian Martin
Jace Rivera
Pure
Austin Gray
Lazy ass
Matthew Campbell
The guy on the far right, Dylan Roof. He's shopped in.
Noah Brooks
>you can kill friendly NPCs
Jackson Wilson
Isaac Reyes
have another look at the pic, I know its hard to see due to the astonishingly high level of photoshop skill used in it but if you look close enough you might see it
Gabriel Jenkins
What items does he sell
Joseph Johnson
>in the kitchen
based
Hudson Flores
Carson Jenkins
hair in the drink
Charles Diaz
Luke Cook
Oliver Thompson
>you do have a rather pleasant scent
Lincoln Carter
Silly snippers
Jose Butler
Is this from Pacific Rim?
Julian Smith
Blini heist
Eli Rivera
From left to right
>Dedicated healer and childhood friend you get early game, while she's always a welcome addition to the team, you'll likely be using her less and less as the game goes on and have other methods of healing and defense
>strong, skilled and free spirited fist fighter. Very stellar damage dealer that can soak up hits as well. Although she can't work around enemy gimmicks very well. The majority of players choose her as a love interest.
>The dickass thief, it takes a while for him to warm up to the group. But he's a good ally nonetheless. He can't keep up in damage compared to some of his other friends but can steal items and manipulate enemy and ally behavior.
>The mage skilled in the dark arts. She's all damage, all the time and is the only party member that can exploit elemental weaknesses with her default skillset. Is generally a quiet and cold person. But will get the best story arc somehow.
>While her magic kit is very weak. She has access to very powerful summons. Really not that great for party composition but the gimmick is too cool not to use. Is disguised as a male when you first meet her. Will get a very vocal "best girl" following.
>Your rival. You had to beat him in a boss fight to get him in here and for some reason is weaker in your group than in the boss fight. He doesn't synergize very well with the rest of the group and his skillset is very selfish with personal buffs. But is very reliable in combat regardless.
>big guy who who somehow deals less damage than you despite him being a gorilla you could rip you in half. He can soak up the damage and direct enemy attacks to himself. Probably the most emotionally stable party member. Total bro.
Owen Davis
This is not my cat.
Anthony Thompson
>Playing Divinity OS 2 last night
>aww look at this big mean guard dog, i'll just speak to him and I'm sure he'll let me pa-
>summons a big fuck off necromantic bone golem from out of the ground which proceeds to pancake my party
Eli Peterson
Holy shit.
Zachary Anderson
Yes.
Ryan Ramirez
Never expected to see something by Tidemann posted on Yea Forums
Colton Cruz
Lucas Gray
>Would you like to know more?
John Brown
Mason Morgan
Donbas?
Thomas White
amazing
Thomas James
Nathan Wright
Blake Edwards
David Long
Hudson Ward
Justin Harris
>It's dangerous to go alone mylord
>My blade is at your service
Camden Powell
Thanks for the tetanus, tetanus tyrant
Blake Collins
AY YA YA YAAAAAAA
Oliver Myers
Do not acknowledge the breeding program if you want to keep your family safe.
Jace Barnes
Sebastian Reed
>Alright I'll make you some spaghetti!
>Just gotta get this into the pot- OH GOD JESUS FUCK OH MAN
Logan Thompson
Parker Cooper
Damn what a landscape, I'd like to live in a place like that
Bentley Ramirez
>"you'd help my grandma with some yard work out back, won't you user?"
Gabriel Long
Demons. Hellhounds.
Noah Young
Andrew Robinson
>I did drink from the fair stream not 30 minutes ago, but I could use a rubdown & oil massage.
Luis Fisher
David Adams
I mean, damn. I wouldn't kick her out of bed or anything.
Sebastian Morris
when sitting un unexploded shells tetanus is only the 2nd thing on your mind
Xavier Thompson
lost it at the bin chicken
Lincoln Gonzalez
Jose Perez
>big guy of the group stays behind to face an enemy he has no chance to triumph against for the sake of allowing PC and his friends to escape
Nolan Gray
its a 2 bagger
Evan Nguyen
>You humans have never taken us seriously, and I'm not happy about you staying here in the village. Still, I'm never one to pass up a sale. We accept bananas only in my store.
Jeremiah Clark
Gabriel Davis
The lads.
James Harris
>character is able to summon the ghosts of their ancestors
Asher Cruz
>weapons and stim packs
Anthony Morris
>"Jesus man you can't keep doing that screwdriver shit it's gonna kill you"
Parker Carter
Behold my skills, stranger. Only if you can best me at the most dangerous game, you may be allowed into the dungeon which our village protects.
Luke Gray
>Spoony Bard
Austin Ward
>The Falcon of the plains... That is a name I haven't heard since I left the army. But worry not, I see the kingdom needs me once more. Me and Andrew are at your service. Ain't that right, buddy?
>SQUAAAAAAAAWK
Jaxon Taylor
Ben Franklin was right, god damn.
Ethan Scott
Levi Ramirez
Mason Adams
Liam Baker
That boy is a Suikoden recruitable. He's the Tensatsu star.
Brandon Jones
beware
Alexander Morales
I'd hit the one in the middle
Kevin Stewart
But there is clearly several people in the car.
Landon Torres
>Onii-CHAN, asoboh
Dylan Lopez
/fa/, it was a meetup. Yea Forums is full of dorks
Gabriel Anderson
>Sure, I will join your party...
>for a price, though.
Jack Sullivan
Ethan Russell
Thank you, but for now just looking at those mountains brings me peace
Jacob Cruz
NO!
Ayden Watson
>friendly version of enemies
Anthony Lopez
>Earthbound NPCs
Jonathan Cruz
HAHA WOJAK AND PEPE XD
Hunter Scott
Imagine the neck pain
Isaac Ramirez
Is that Andy C?
Carter Nelson
David Sanchez
Animatronics are scary.
Instead of trite spooky houses they should make one with semi-believable creatures that look like that. Nothing too big or too monstrous.
It'd be quite the weird ride.
Levi Gray
WHO'S LEGS ARE THOSE???
Jayden Clark
whats the story of this?
Dylan Lewis
Letting the days go by...
Michael Thomas
Imagine the anal fisting depth capacity.
Ryan Kelly
>smug effeminate merchant NPCs who shit talk your players purchases
Leo Sanchez
Xavier Adams
Jayden Nelson
npc only becomes friendly later
Jeremiah Martin
Too soon...
Ayden Kelly
Teleport items.
Carson Carter
kek
Christopher Walker
is this real?
Levi James
Haha. Really?
Josiah Morgan
Great post.
Isaac Ross
He's gotten /fit/ actually
Isaac Brown
not him but its a male
I just know okay
Brayden Kelly
there's a thread on 8 ch /zoo/ were a guy talks about and uploads videos of him fucking his ostriches, they have huge slippery pink cloacas under all that feather
Jonathan Allen
Potions and relics.
Josiah Lewis
vanilla
Adrian Flores
where can i see more like this
maybe full human sized ones
imagine
Jordan Carter
ed...
Brody Price
>NPC houses can be raided
Andrew Bailey
Juan Russell
>is this real?
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36961638/
Ryder Brooks
Easton Ortiz
Elijah Ross
>you can betray friendly wildlife npc for a nutritious snack
Jaxson Ward
Michael j fox on the camera
Ian Lopez
Rural Asia is the shit
Shame you cant have good internet
Owen Campbell
I hope he gets purged by the microbes those shits carry
Logan Parker
SUGOI
Juan Ramirez
TFW npcs change....
Chase Murphy
...as the game progresses and show visible wear
Gavin Allen
Chase Hughes
>yes you, over here!
Daniel Stewart
Kek, severely underrated.
Ryan Baker
>friendly NPC who shows up to help when you least expect it
Adrian Bell
Austin Perez
based
Lucas Ward
Who would win in a fight between him and Purple Aki?
Jaxon Campbell
Name one (1) game
Xavier Parker
Camden Flores
That's sum good art. That's not yours isn't it? Good shit anyways.
Wyatt Nelson
BIG IRON
Austin Cook
>both incidents were due to retards doing stupid shit
Levi Rogers
BBDWTOS
Samuel White
Baby Koromaru
Luis Gonzalez
>low level npc gets memed out of proportion purely because scrubs cant manage.
James Bailey
Div OS2 with Fane
Jaxson Peterson
>dunston checks in to your party
Xavier Thompson
>friendly NPCs can kill themselves
Juan Robinson
Oubah oubah c'est lui, le marsupilami !
Jaxon Hughes
>miles
> black widows
Aaron Williams
bruh
Jayden Mitchell
Samuel Jones
Close your mouth when a filthy animal is licking your face, whore.
Oliver Gutierrez
Do you think the shark likes that or is just tolerating it cause he's clearly waking up?
Lincoln Edwards
Yes, and he bravely gave them the chance to escape.
And they all chose poorly.
Jackson Walker
Man that donkey is gonna be so sad when he becomes too heavy to lay in that hammock
Hunter Cruz
user you retard, he's a secret boss.
The birds fly at you and he starts striking you with the staff.
Nolan Peterson
Saw cleaver+fire paper
Luke Diaz
Give him a mojito and start a conversation about monster trucks.
Anthony Roberts
reminds me of the fluffy cybermen from that one doctor who episode
David Fisher
Would chainmail really protect the guy if the shark took a bite?
Adrian Brown
I miss my pet stick bug, he was a good boy
Leo Parker
It is how they were taught to greet the holy men from the sun as they graced their pitiable villages with heavenly splendor.
Now, as the graceful bird civilization is crushed and its remaining few locked in cages with children that would have no history of their ancestors given to them, no hope for returning to the lands they once owned...
Now, as the human shuffles in to go about his business, you FLOOF out your wings as a display of great jubilation, and proceed to follow his presence, loudly and softly bringing your people's forgotten litany in to the only way you know how.
Gavin Morgan
Is he about to do the gagnam style?
Grayson Robinson
Fable
Jaxon Rogers
He said npcs, not player characters
Wyatt Russell
He just keeps getting cooler
Henry Lopez
>MC's sister isn't an NPC
okay user
Nathan King
Yes, it wouldn't bite to kill.
You have to consider that sharks are pretty chill and rarely bite or try to eat anything that it's not familiar with because its digestive system could kill it if it eats something foreign. You'd really have to provoke a shark if it comes to bite you. The sharks that have the most reported attacks are nurse sharks because they're small and are usually docile but tourists come to fuck with them all the time and it retaliates.
Ryder Ward
Nathaniel Bell
Evan Sullivan
>tfw there are sharks posting on Yea Forums
Jose King
And generally when a shark does bite someone's limb off they usually go "Oh fuck this isn't want I thought it was" and swim the fuck away
You're still fucked but yeah
Noah Baker
Reminder that before the old fucker in Florida got himself killed earlier this year the last recorded death to one was in 1926 when some dipshit kids decided to beat on one with sticks.
Sebastian Lopez
Daniel Walker
>you can make companions go the dark/evil karma route
Luis King
Nothing can stop Purple Aki from wanting to touch your muscles.
Aaron Kelly
High tier food merchant
Austin Nelson
Thats how wolves greet pack members.
They get annoyed if you don't let them do it.
Charles Myers
If it mauls someone, it's usually because it thinks the human is a seal or some shit. You can easily pet sharks, as long as you don't be a spastic fuck and freak them out.
Chain mail is enough to protect from most attacks. Hell, you can take a beeper with you and they'll leave you alone. Sharks get a bad rep because of a movie from 40 years ago.
Liam Powell
I see some boulders I’d like to climb if you get my drift.
Dominic Edwards
Brody Miller
>don't worry, I checked
Benjamin Morris
>Original is deemed "sexist" by modern standards, so they cave in to SJW demands for the remake
Aaron Young
>Yharnam, Pthumerian Queen
Kayden Martin
Damn I haven't seen this one in years.
Dylan Long
DAMN! Thats one jewish looking dog!
Henry Ortiz
Aaron Morgan
cpt price has really let himself go
Isaiah Butler
>Hey bub, I control the food around this town. You either buy from me, or you don't. *puffs hookah*
Anthony Morris
>he's good to you the whole game
>sells high tier potions/food/accessories
>hints that he knows you and might meet you under unfortunate circumstances later on
>if you don't kill a certain boss early in the game he 2v1s you with the boss that contacted him to help kill you
>if you kill the boss first he stops fighting you as his contractor has died
>if you kill him first, him and his items become unaccessible
>"nothing personnel kid, just business. I wasn't planning on telling you I do this but if you need assistance feel free to stop by" and goes about his day
>you can contract him to help you with bosses now
>if you kill the boss early in the game, he just sells you items like normal and you never fight him
Cooper Campbell
nice. and i don't even like coffee
Cameron Lewis
that thing looks like it lives in eternal suffering
Charles Cook
Is he alright?
Jacob Wood
Skyrim, fable, etc. there are a lot.
Daniel Hernandez
>tfw no twig gf
Henry Nguyen
I met one of these dogs before he was very nice
Noah Sanders
Jack Bell
post more longboys
Juan Sanchez
>Skyrim
Wut
Best example is Bully.
Aaron Lewis
Need comfy bois
Brody Kelly
Failed panorama?
Wyatt Brooks
there are other vids where you can see sharks approaching similar divers to recieve noserubs, so I'm pretty convinced they really like it
Leo Cox
god I wish that was me right now
Lucas Williams
Evan Turner
>Got a light?
Jaxson White
To be fair, humans dance as a mating ritual too, and can be aroused by petting or touching.
Jonathan Lee
I should not be as tempted as I am.
Grayson Kelly
those greyhound mixes always seem very anxious (like whippets), but they're really nice dogs.
Colton Edwards
Me too breh
Carter Young
>Guy dreams of being a cat trainer, but cats don't listen to him so he's about to give up
>Talk to cat and it gives you a reason why it doesn't listen which leads to a side quest
Caleb Bell
Cassowaries are literal dinosaurs
Asher Cook
>40% of friendly npcs will kill themselves
Luke Wilson
Once you buy enough food from him, he offers a quest to you where you help expand his business out of the Grove Town where he lives. You have to recruit caravan traders to bring his food to other towns and set up shop by escorting their caravans. The caravans can get attacked and robbed so you need to defend them at every moment. Once you've set up shops in every town, the Frog Boss tells you the next part of his plan. He tells you that rival food companies are becoming angry, and that you need to take the fight to the leaders of the other food companies. You have to take down 5 bosses of different food companies, and once you do that, you complete the quest. Once the quest is complete, the Frog Boss' company becomes the only food merchant, in the entire game, and their food becomes way better with more buffs.
Ethan Jones
Camden Allen
Cassowaries aren't even that dangerous, it's just a meme. They are generally very shy creatures and only the very social ones approach humans like this, because they're curious. If you ever get approached by one of us be sure to give the bird a snack.
Brandon Thomas
surprisingly cute.
Jonathan Richardson
>go to /an/
>"hi guys what do I do with this cat that keeps beating up mine?"
>"don't let your cat go outside of course, why do you even do it, user? How can you?"
>meanwhile they do this
Fuck the cat threads and its many retards
Jacob Brooks
>one of us
Tyler Stewart
Daniel Martinez
they clearly want a new leader
Jayden Powell
Are those cleaners or are they just curious?
Joshua Sanders
>one of us
Ryder Cox
Fucking kek
Jason Gray
>tfw scared of birds ever since I went to Europe as a kid and got ganged up on by a gang of pigeons because I had a hotdog and was low to the ground
Parker Lee
Beautiful cat. Reminds me of the one I had
Jayden Perry
I'm onto your dirty tricks, you pre-historic fucker.
Jayden Collins
with a baseball bat. Me too
Jackson Barnes
>live in Australia
>wall outside
>get swooped by magpies on nesting season
Carter Parker
Not
>good to you the whole game, sells stuff and gives advice
>a certain boss is his son
>if you kill the boss he and his crows hunts you for the rest of the game
>if you spare the boss, he gives you a token you can show to the merchant that allows you to summon him
Carter Brown
Is that Terry Pratchett?
Oliver Hill
99.9% chance it has a dick
Mason Gonzalez
Chase Brown
I have one. It's 16 years old and is deaf and doesn't know it himself so it meows its lungs out because he can't hear it
Nathaniel Bailey
Birds in populated areas of Europe have gotten so used to people that it gets them killed
There's a river in France where the catfish fucking eat pigeons because the birds have lost their fear factor entirely and don't run when a big fish approaches
Hudson Baker
Wyatt Myers
I hope so.
Nathaniel Watson
Where I live the seagulls eat pigeons and attack people.
Oliver Ramirez
Spec Ops the line
Noah Brooks
This reply was so fucking terrible it made me laugh out loud
Ryder Flores
Based catfish, fuck pigeons. I live in Amsterdam and I fucking hate that killing them is illegal while rats get killed instantly even though they're equally disgusting.
Blake Evans
>Kung fu... praying mantis style *flute music intensifies*
kino
Joshua Gray
Their dog attacked it, and the kids tried to chase if away from the dog to save it. One of them tripped, and the cassowary jumped on and stabbed his neck.
Brayden Edwards
Truly the only sentient beings not cucked in France
Jose Turner
Zachary Smith
i knew a deaf cat and it was exactly like that
Asher Ross
Based kotfish
Jose Edwards
WHY
Wyatt Martin
What happens if I pull on the ball(s) hanging from his neck?
Jonathan Thompson
Brayden Parker
>.gif
Bentley Walker
Kek
Robert Jones
Caleb Hernandez
Good work
Colton Adams
Adam Moore
Awww. theyre like little crustacian puppies with claws and six legs
James Peterson
Did Sephiroth do this?
Chase Rodriguez
>one of us
Lucas Thompson
this meme will never not be funny
Luke Reed
Brody Powell
roflmao
Kevin Cook
>if steve buscemi was a dog
Bentley Campbell
iirc Shark don't like human meat and can get used to having them around, but I imagine it doesn't appky to all shark species.
Cameron Murphy
>live in Australia
>get assaulted by a six foot spider
>get called a cunt by a abbo at the same time
Gabriel Collins
this has to be photoshoped
Andrew King
Brody Moore
Oi
Bentley Barnes
there's something int the water turnin the frickin frogs gay!
Caleb Nguyen
Based
Camden Hill
Who thought it was a good idea.
Hudson Ross
YOU JUST KNOW
Easton Price
Jonathan Williams
This is probably the friendliest NPC itt
Charles Rivera
>keyboard is broken in the middle because pecking
nice touch user.
Kayden Green
The nose of a shark is very sensitive, they usually like getting rubbed as long as you don't go too hard. I used to dive with sharks and you'd be surprised how meek they are. Fuck Spielberg.
Jonathan Price
That's how wolves show their submission to you. lf you want to work with them this is necessary
Grayson Lewis
Grayson Gomez
>bbc
it's fake
Jacob Williams
>friendly
Landon Hernandez
>NPC has a dex requirement in order for you to buy from him
Isaiah James
well that's not something I expected to see today
Luke Ward
Imagine the smell haha
Hudson Evans
Parker Wood
What
Jaxon Young
Brandon Sanders
>shop theme is just the same loop over and over
Brayden Stewart
Let me guess, you were thinking of Daggerfall as well?
Robert Gonzalez
>escort mission
Angel Ortiz
>NPC isn't what he seems
Jonathan Sullivan
Dominic Scott
>Tonight... Gehrman joins the hunt!
Lucas Ross
>one of us
Jacob Miller
Nathaniel Carter
based
Oliver Ward
What does this guy sell?
Jackson Perez
It is. The giraffe's neck is shoop'd longer.
Jackson Foster
Champa is a fat sack of lard, not friendly at all.
T.Beerus
Jacob Hernandez
b-back that ass up
Jacob Stewart
>Companions have faulty AI
Asher Hughes
>npcs are hidden
Kevin Cook
Clothes with special buffs
Oliver Martinez
>Player character isn't actually the chosen one
Owen Collins
>npc can only be interacted with in the secret area
Justin Martinez
whelp
Jackson Foster
>NPC is a lonesome wanderer with his own seperate quest
Lucas Rogers
>le animuls/insucts are ebil
Justin Wilson
b-back dat ass up
Luke Hall
>NPCs abuse the system
Alexander Moore
Alright, made me jiggle.
Anthony Hughes
Leo Perry
>NPCs help each other out
Parker White
just train your cat to get /fit/
strap little weights to it on walks, put some protein powder with its water/food, try and get it to hunt birds, etc.
The problem is the cat isn't outside ENOUGH, not that it's going out in the first place
Christopher Clark
>Companion AI
James Phillips
Angel Perez
polnaref?
Gavin Carter
>game let's you torment friendly NPCs
Jaxon Gray
>Pulling to Ironforge
Justin Flores
style
Jackson Phillips
I-is he going to be daijoubu?
Evan Brown
ftfy
This is the actual scenario
James Hall
Adam Campbell
t. White whore
Joseph Lee
>cat not laughing too
3/10 an effort was made
Daniel Roberts
>going to /an/ for animal advice
almost like going to Yea Forums for vidya.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Joshua Turner
That's too cute
Jonathan Gomez
>NPC can kill you if you fall for its tricks
William Ramirez
He uses arcane magic to animate the toy
Sebastian Long
Ryan Stewart
t. jelaous shitbull
Joseph Nguyen
Anthony Adams
BE ADVISED
Luis Diaz
No dog in any of the versions I've read, source?
Connor Gray
based
Owen Diaz
UWU
Jose Myers
>boss who later becomes the most bro party member in the game
Joshua Garcia
Thats kinda hot
Joseph King
Marine biofag here, sharks have tons of sensory organs there so it's sensitive. I once worked with a guitar fish who really enjoyed rostrum rubs as well.
Jeremiah Perry
>remembering that one time you did that embarassing thing.
David Gonzalez
You just know
Dylan Howard
Landon Martinez
>npcs come to give you quest
Henry Sullivan
Lincoln Jones
Chase Ward
Hudson Long
How does this even happen
Levi Reed
Carson Garcia
kek
Benjamin Parker
Sweet Shalquoir
Elijah Green
Hell be fine, he's just taking a little trip to someplace better.
youtube.com
Alexander Roberts
Isaac Bennett
>sea creatures enjoy being pet
that's such a strange concept for me. I always took them for unfeeling, insect-like beings
Brayden Hernandez
>this is a form of abuse!
Ayden Stewart
>"Those look heavy, do you require assistance?"
Jacob Turner
Same, I always thought only mammals enjoy being pet
Michael Wright
Even if my cat gets swole like this one he'll still get beaten up because he's deeply autistic.
I want to shoot the other one but he hasn't been around the house.
Jackson Walker
Don't let your cat outside. It's bad for your cat and worse for the environment.
Ideally you'd kill the little fucker since cats are worthless anyways.
Eli Wood
edits of that pic always crack me up
Jaxon Reyes
Doug Dimmadome?
Cameron Gonzalez
Yea Forums has recommended me good stuff and helped me out on the past. Sure it's a bunch of jaded virgins but so am I.
Julian Allen
"YOU WA SHOCK plays"
Camden Green
Moray Eels will observe divers outside their habitats and eventually come to the conclusion that it's not a threat. If the diver gives them food they'll even become friendly and they can recognize individuals even after extended periods of time. They will always live in the same place so you can find an eel months or years later in their hidey hole and they'll know it's you.
Jose Collins
Looks like age hasn't made Larry any less Radical.
Dominic Smith
>ywn have a slippery eel bro to visit
David Cook
the greatest hero
Justin Howard
I don't think it's too weird if an animal wants to be scratched in a spot they can't easily reach, or if they approach humans in the hopes of some food scraps. But I'm still kinda amazed by this video:
youtube.com
I didn't know fish can have that much personality and apparent affection for their owner.
Jason King
Don't they get really old too? I remember reading something about a moray eel that recognized some diver even 30 years later
Camden Russell
>tfw we will never domesticate morays and have moray doggos
Daniel Sanchez
Not an option, I live in the countryside. The natural habitat of real cats is outside, they are predators and give no fucks about the owner like my autistic little shit. Here he is, failing to receive pats and disappointing me like always.
Nathaniel Taylor
>Almost mistook you for a raider, nice to see a friendly face out here.
Josiah Baker
Looks like a friendly version of Ninja from Die Antwoord
David Anderson
I can just imagine Odin's fucking smug ass face when Mr. Peng strides into Valhalla.
Easton Bell
The average lifespan of them is unknown.
Anthony Howard
excellent thread
Jaxson Wright
this was a good, wholesome thread
Sebastian Hughes
As usual the best threads are offtopic
Connor Martinez
I'd enter her boulder mountains if you know what I mean
Aaron Parker
I wish more games included them, instead of solely revolving around the player.
Skyrim made me cringe due to how the player character was always the most important and centermost character in everything he got himself into.
At least in Morrowind you have to do a shitton of stuff before you are recognized as the chosen one.
Levi Smith
>Friendly version of an area enemy, conveniently placed just out of reach so you don't immediately aggro them on accident.
Henry Sullivan
Was I a good thread?
Gabriel Watson
rest easy lil pengu :(
James Stewart
You were the best
Liam Carter
Man I'll never get bored of shark petting videos, it always looks like they're getting their minds blown
Benjamin Wilson
I am the keeper of this realm. Why have you come here, stranger?
Jacob Cook
well getting pet must not be very common for a shark
Jayden Perez
Nathaniel Cruz
t. shark
Dominic Sanchez
John Lewis
>bump limit reached