Why was she so pissed at you for sleeping with Triss even though you had amnesia?

Reminder that the djinn was only pissed and started destroying the town because Geralt had told it to go fuck itself in some old language because he though it was a djinn dismissal verse but all it did was make the djinn take it as a wish so it disappeared to literally fuck itself

Fair enough.

hoes mad

Because the writers reset Yennefer's character and she lost her character development from the books.

Have intercourse

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Because Triss was gonna sell Ciri out to the lodge of sorceresses in the books.

She's not pissed at you for sleeping around she's pissed at you because it's Triss specifically.

>"dear friend"
This is not a term of endearment, for context see

goodreads.com/quotes/7675202-dear-friend-the-witcher-swore-quietly-looking-at-the-sharp

I bet her farts smell like lilac and gooseberries

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All the sorceresses are cunts. They're all self serving entitled cunts. Radovid did nothing wrong.

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Rad the Lad is only 18 years old

>no option to settle down with best girl shani
>can only settle down with one of two cunts

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>Wish get's dispelled
>I don't feel it no more Yen, but we can stay friends
>Stick with Triss
>Yen is eternally mad, throws beds out windows, huffs when ever you talk to Triss, throws you in a lake, and will never NOT be upset
Will she ever recover?

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Can't you run off with Ciri and just have wholesome dad/daughter life?

The real alpha playthrough is where you tell every cock hungry female to go fuck themselves

Yeah it's only decent option left considering Shani isnt an option.

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Does she still say this if you never voluntarily tapped Triss once in the previous games?

Yes because it's canon story wise in witcher 2.

She literally pushes the bed out the window because she found red hair in the bed and it bothered her. Yen was best friend's with Triss, so it must be awkward as fuck for you and your best friend to fuck the same man and be in love with him. Not sure how Triss and Yen's relationship held together since Geralt was at the center of it.

Triss was a MASSIVE whore though. She sucked and fucked her way to her position and basically was a homeless bitch living in the gutter. She let all the nobles take a turn with her, pretty sure she just let anyone and everyone in the court fuck her.

you tap Triss offscreen between the first and second games

I'm currently replaying the whole trilogy and deliberately shunning Triss at every opportunity with the goal of a pure relationship with Yen, but I guess it largely makes no difference

because she's a barren hunchback that's already cucked Geralt before

>Can never go back to the castle, rebuild and hang out with witcher bros, and uncle V-Vesi... nuuh

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>Letho tells you she tried to fuck one of his witcher crew
>That's fine but you fucking a woman when you had amnesia is wrong
Classic woman shit

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It doesn't. canon wise Geralt forgot about your relationship with Yen and fucked Triss while you had amnesia. It happened in cutscenes in the second game anyway and even though you are aware of Geralts relationship with Yen. Geralt isnt.
Best part is when you confront Yen about not looking for you after she regained her memory shortly after escaping the Wild Hunt she says she expected you to find her and that your ''witcher mutations'' would be resistant to Imleriths mind wiping so just waited for you instead of looking and helping you.

Being thrown into a Nilfgaardian jail didn't make it easy for her to look for Geralt

She fucked Thaler tho.
Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy but I don't want his sloppy seconds.

Triss marked you with her piss.

And Yen fucked too many men

I'd let thaler fuck me just to taste shani on his cock

The magic users are all self serving, deceptive and putting their personal goal and power hunger over Geralt's feelings and companionship most if not all the time in the whole Witcher trilogy.

They are strictly pump and dump material. The best option is to get chained into the bed, laugh it off and realize that you sure as hell wouldn't want to spend the rest of your natural life (which will be in the hundreds, thanks to the trial of the grasses) with someone like that. Instead you can roam the lands as a famous swordsman and a monster hunter and bang damsels in distress all day long, and chill with your true bros (Roche, Zoltan and Dandelion). If you are bored, pay visit to your adoptive daughter, who happens to be the upcoming empress of the greatest fucking nation in the continent.

Also as a side note, you aren't shooting blanks anymore, unlike sorceresses. So you will have a legacy.

>tfw you kiss triss right infront of Yen

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What a vindictive shrew, Geralt didn't just happen to fuck Tris in that bed. They were making love, and passionately embracing, bodily and mentally.

>not shooting blanks
wait what?

This, the true ending for Geralt is dying in some small rural village fighting a forest spirit or something, when he is older than Vesimir was. No settling down for this nomad.

Or more like getting killed by thankless peasants while injured and drunk after a hunt.

This.
But its obvious geralt likes them like that

Geralt is a sub into getting cucked. It is known.

In W2, two men aproach you claiming to be scholars and ask you to be part of their experiment, but they don't tell you why. Accepting this, they make you drink a potion and just leave. And it is not mentioned again, until in W3 (if you import saves from W2), when you visit the now fucked college in Oxenfurt and find a letter written by one of the guys whose experiment you were a part of. The experiment/research in question was something along the lines of making sterile people (such as mages or witchers) fertile again by reversing the side effects of A. Alchemy and B. Magic. The letter ends him mentioning that Geralt should "watch out" since he might be popping kids in the near future.

Feel free to google about it, I don't remember the contents of the letter 100%, but that's pretty much it.

Women look for an excuse to be mad.

''Worst'' ending in Witcher 3 is also the most beautiful one.

Women are like Yea Forums?

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Unlike Yea Forums, they're mad even when they don't want you to know they're mad.

Soooo.... like Yea Forums?

Yennefer might fuck around with Geralt sometimes but she genuinely cares about Ciri though unlike the other sorceresses who want to use her for their own end.

>be a horny mandog
>see a pretty lady
>force a supernatural monster djinn to cast a love spell on her so she loves you
>it monkeypaws on you hard and your whole life is a roller coaster of misery
>its somehow her fault

Geralt nuthuggers, pls. Yen is the victim here. Geralt literally raped her. Sorcery rape is still rape.

>amnesia
Shit writing 101

>love spell
The "love spell" doesn't exist.

>She wants a new Djinn to break that very spell to see if their ''love'' is genuine
>do the quest and break the spell
>she still loves you and nothings changed
>Tell her you feel differently after all and decide to be just friends from now on
>Literally see her heart breaking

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Why people like manface so much?

Who?

>Geralt: Gonna keep bringing that up for the rest of my life?
>Yennefer: Of course. Your last wish effectively assured it.
>Geralt: My wish was about us being together always, not about you mocking my every mistake.
>Yennefer: “Careful what you wish for.” And when your wish is granted, you must accept it with all attendant circumstances.

>Geralt: So that’s it… This is about my last wish.
>Yennefer: You asked that djinn to bind us together forever. I want to ask this one to take that wish back.

Obviously there was a love spell.

The writers made the "love spell" up make the Triss romance possible. They didn't even mention it in the books after the short story.

In the story, Geralt's wish isn't revealed. But we know he wants her love, and he isn't getting it, and that after making a wish he starts getting it. So its not a stretch. Plus the djinn laughing about the wish. Its clear what the author implies.
Also iirc in the story the first time Geralt meets Yennefer it is when she cast a spell on some local merchant so she can stay at his house and she literally fucked the man to near death, the guy collapses in the kitchen or something from exhaustion.

>he starts getting it.
He didn't "get her love" until the 4th book.

>she literally fucked the man to near death, the guy collapses in the kitchen or something from exhaustion.

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Are you saying he wished for a blowjob or something?

He used the wish to save her life. He could have used it to wish for anything (Yennefer suggested many things) but he "wasted" his last wish to save her.

Seriously, wtf?

TW3 is daughteru-simulator not waifu simulator

But his daughter is a whore and a slut too

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Shani >>>>>>>> Dog Shit >>>>>>>>>>>>Triss > Yen

only if you pick the whore triss as her mum

Yen fucked the entire Wild Hunt

Jay Leno is great

Reminder that Triss has fucked her way through the entirety of Kaer Morhen

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Honestly couldn't stand Shani because her voice actor couldn't decide on an accent and stick to it.

BRAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRRRRP PFFFFFBRAP
B-R-A-P BRAPITY BRAP BRRRRRRRRRRAP

Is there a more bro character than based Roche?

we don't

Who? Do you mean Geralt's horse, Roach?

>he thinks a dear friend is a term of endearment
confirmed to have never been around women

>His feelings were obscured by Triss' advances
they were not. He literally had amnesia. You can't be in love with someone he doesn't remember. Triss is a piece of shit, and geralt isn't really to blame for this, but Yenneffer's feelings are understandable. Anyone would be assmad in her position. Plus it's not the first time Geralt went gallivanting while yennefer was doing something important/getting tortured

shani is a strong independent woman who doesn't need geralt but will have fun with him on occasion

No, Vernon Roche, the chief of temerian intelligence

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Was he based?

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Yes, both literally from the same game

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>Shani
>first time she fucked Geralt was literally "man, the others are late, want to waste some time?"
Even Yen is less of a slut

retarded writing notwithstanding - extemely

Lmao yeah

dialate, also you'll never be passable

learn to spell

Very.
I was sad when he died in the books

He didn't die.

Iorveth is gay

Him taking over Redania and blowing Emhyr the fuck out is best ending

Vesemir, Lambert, Eskel, Letho, Iorveth, Zoltan, Dandelion, Regis

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Based

Such a shame he never got to kill Philippa

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Friendly reminder that Ciri is for hugs and kisses only.

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>actual best girl isn't even alive
Iris didn't deserve it bros

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>Dandelion
Ok but only because he gets the best girl in the Witcher world.

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Just look at her

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Most of Geralt's friends.

All she wanted was to paint and be with Olgierd.

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True love vs forced love

>tfw you can't fuck the var attre twins at the same time

Fuck you CDPR

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In the first Witcher game during the end of the intro zone, why did Triss immediately jump on Geralt's dick, if he supposedly was with Yen at the time? During my first playthrough I thought they were long time lovers but apparently its the opposite.

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THATS MY DAUGHER user! DELETE THIS!

u got two dicks?

Well she said she'll send you the pics herself, but apparently she didn't. So I took it upon myself to inform you on out wedding night.

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You cant even fuck one of them

Because she tried to do same thing in the books and the game is a rehash of the books.

>stacy falls in love with chad the raping, pillaging murderer
>didn't deserve it

You mean she wanted to take advantage of the amnesia and steal Geralt for herself?

Mommy!

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Fuck of sissy fag back to your containment discord

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I'm not some dirty nigger and Ciri never fucked niggers. She may be a huge and eager slut but she isn't some fucking coalburner.

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He did though, him and that one king with The Good Book

wtf i thought this was a Christian forum

She wanted to take advantage of Geralt's and Yennefer's breakup.

Stop obsessing over nigger cock user, go out and talk to people instead

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Oh and while I'm here- does anyone know Keira Metz quest outcome console command?

I didn't get the outcome I wanted cause of Witcher's dialogue options being really fucking retarded and I wanted to change the result cause I killed her. Sadly I've discovered the alternate path of sending her to Kaer Morhen too far from completing that quest and I'm not willing to replay the whole game. So, I've decided to use a console command. I've searched everything I could find on the internet, almost every quest hook has commands written somewhere, but not her one.
I really want to give Lambert a waifu cause he's my bro
If anyone knows it please just tell me.

He and that retard wife beating king were the best part of Act 1 in Wicher 3. Too bad they frontloaded the game and couldn't give this base retard spy the proper sendoff that he needed.

>OI WITCHER I NEED YOU TO DO THESE 10 DANGEROUS JOBS FOR ME, THE KIND OF JOBS ONLY SUPER HUMAN HYBRIDS COULD DO
>OK now I'm going to kill you with my normal weapon and my 5 guards

Like what the fuck.

So in witcher 3 when you were drinking with the other witchers. Lamberts story of jumping out of a lovers window he was fucking because he didnt want to hurt a friend was about him and Triss right?

He went to Zerrikania with Isengrim and Boreas Mun.

Please don't report me, man.

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yennefer is constantly cucking Geralt in the books, I don't see the big deal. She's a hypocrite and their entire relationship is toxic as fuck.

You will have to report to Jesus and God. Repent.

>Yeah, I sniffed some fisstech while fucking a succubus qt horny wife
Why is Eskel so based?

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based

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That's pathetic, not based.

Let me guess you probably killed the succubus in brothel quest?

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It's not the dialogue options, You fucked up because you're stupid and now you're paying the prize

Also what was up with the game's decision logging. I told off Yennefer every chance I could, I did the djinn bottle quest and said the hilarious line "magic's gone". Every time she threw a tantrum in the Ciri storyline missions I told her to fuck off and act like an adult. I told her I'm still with Triss and she threw me out of the castle, I think I told her off twice and had to run back twice to the castle just becasue I was beyond fed up with her attitude. So I bring these incidents up because after I pretty much wanted nothing to do with Yenn way before the castle siege happened at the Witcher's home base.

Finally Triss and Yenn meet at the end of Act 2 when the Wild Hunt attack on the castle is about to begin; the first thing Yenn does is kiss Geralt just when Triss enters the scene. This is after spending the whole game telling her BEGONE THOT and she does that. Anyone else dated only Triss and this scene played out exactly the same regardless of how much you tell Yenn you want nothing to do with her? What the fuck is wrong with Yenn? It doesn't matter how hot Yennefer is, her personality is an F-.

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She does it because she's so happy that Ciri is back she forgets herself and gives Geralt a kiss for old times sake.

Oh well that makes sense now, many thanks.

Yes you do. Don't make me go and ask Tiffany.

I'm about to gather allies for the kaer morhen battle, approximately how much I got left of the main quest, since i like alternating with side quests

Eh, canonically philippa gets captured and tortured to death, so maybe he did, just not in the game

There's a lot left

about 30-40% not counting DLC

>approximately how much I got left of the main quest
~10 quests of the main story

She does forgive him because he had amnesia though.

>Why she still mad though

Are you people sociopaths? Triss was a huge skank who tried to sell their daughter off for power and constantly tries to sleep with Geralt even though Yen was her best friend. If you were Yen how could you not be mad, even if it was under understandable circumstances?

>tried to sell their daughter off for power
???

you still fell in love with someone else That would hurt you if the roles were reversed. She's overrating but i can see why she would be upset and turn that into anger

Winds howling

Why be mad at geralt? Tris should be getting all the bullshit

Until he went full retard he was

This

>Tris should be getting all the bullshit
She's getting all the bullshit in the books, but in the game they changed it for some reason.

alot. I'd say halph, maybe abit more

>turn on enemy upscaling because you outleveling everything easy by a fuckton and everything else becomes a bore
>literally breaks some fights like the Djinn battle where you dont do any damage at all and it one hits you instantly

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>when Geralt wished the guard would disappear and the poor guy exploded into blood and guts
I love the short stories. too bad the quality dropped the moment the author tried to be serious

Because Gamers love Red Heads now. It's a Bias.

>not hanging out with best bardbro, drinking wine, talking about the past and playing Gwent

>Bardbro
He settled down too though. He's done whoring

>done whoring
>the biggest manwhore this side of the Ponter
maybe thats what he tells you. he knows deep inside its a crime against God to waste your talents

I spent like 30 minutes on the bullshit djinn thinking i only need to damage it a few times before giving up and googling that its a bug

Daughtergf?

Please tell me I'm not the only person who spent the entire game not knowing you could use the crossbolt underwater. There was no tutorial message about it, nothing in the tutorial menu about it, and nothing in the first few hours of the game having a quest to ease you into this mechanic.

I literally learned about using the cross-bolt underwater at the 110th hour. Not even joking lads. There's no reason on Earth anyone would think to use a fucking bow, crossbolt underwater. Fucking harpoons make more sense.

i wish i could have skipped the entire wedding quest in hearts of stone. such a waste of time

Really?

Shani is too fucking stupid to waifu. I was never able to respect her after she demanded she be allowed to raise Alvin instead of Triss when Triss is literally a sorceress and could actually help him to learn how to control his magic, which is the source of all the kid's problems.

It's too bad you can't fuck and marry Ciri. Daughter love is truest love.

>everyone arguing from their PoV
>Not realising that geralt loves yen

It is clear in all dialogue that yen is the true choice and anything else is self-inserting and waifu fagging

How the fuck did you manage the 735753703535 drowners and sirens you mustve encountered under water by then?

It's weird how, while underwater, the crossbow is a goddamn weapon of mass destruction, beyond reproach in its ability to end life, yet on land you might as well throw rocks.

There's literally an option to tell Yennefer that you lost your memories, which makes her more apologetic in that scene. She's only mad if you're unreasonable.

I told her I lost my memories and she dumped me in the lake

There's other flags beforehand.

>Shaniggers

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Lol im at my 60th hour and i didn't know this. I just swam past the drowners or baited them to shore to kill.them

How can your boats survive sirens without the crossbow?

In Witcher 1 he remembered his feeling for Yennfer but Triss like the manipulative whore she is turn that at her advantage

she was seething that triss was better

Iorveth fucked the hottest dragon in the world

niggers. Yes niggers, she fucks them.

Thats how she managed to survive in Novigrad too.

>Witcher 1
>beautiful Shani in an otherwordly way, have to double check if she's not some kind of fey sprite or part-elf
>Witcher 3
>poster child of university party girl used goods that wouldn't sell at a clearance sale

>Letho was actually a fuckhuge bro all along
>the only real reason he and Geralt were at odds was the latter not knowing when and how to keep to his codes
>by the end it doesn't feel right to actually beat him
>it would be the end of his school

>that time Yen was literally getting tortured while Geralt was with the boys
>"woah man I just don't get why she's upset with me"

somtimes man, sometimes

>literally imprisoned by Nilfgaardians and kept under lock and key because they know she'd do anything for Ciri

Alright chief

>latter not knowing when and how to keep to his codes
You mean the codes he makes up on the fly to refuse bad gigs?

>Yen genuinely cares about Ciri and Geralt and is distraught whenever either are suffering
>yeah dude haha fuck bitches
>thinks that a side quest is canon or some fucking scientists can beat the magic of the Trials

..........?

Yennefer has no friends lol
nobody likes her
only reason she plays stepmom to Ciri is to obligate her to be nice to her because everyone else knows her for the raging whore she is

youtube.com/watch?v=Eo3jslsZ1vo

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yen's braps, gotta be

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She does all those things even if you choose her.

She is a woman.

Pretty much, the process of making witchers pretty much made them to be as catnip to actual sorcerers.

read the story you mong
Geralt didn't actually want to be with Yen, at least it was not his end goal
in the heat of the moment, it was the only command he could think of that would ensure both of them will survive that the djinn couldn't monkeypaw somehow
it was an act of sacrifice and he knew it

the game is very bluepilled

Why did the character bio say that Geralt would regret that? I was expecting something more with her later on in the game.

>when you fucked both sides then went off adventuring with your daughter instead
youtube.com/watch?v=Ndtwkqvekm8

you're a dumbass

>go into HOS on NG+ about 20 levels too low
>get into the Burning Rose crack cave
>they one hit me
>no saves for the last two hours
I had to do a perfect fight against the whole order, hardest thing Ive done in the game

If the situations were reversed, I'd be perturbed too. Maybe even pissed. It's understandable.

>Dad/Daughter life
>Dad/Daughterwife

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>tfw you run into the knights errand of the duchess by accident in Velen and the cutscene automatically plays and you find yourself fighting bandits 20 levels higher than you

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>There's no reason on Earth anyone would think to use a fucking bow, crossbolt underwater.
DMC1 kinda attuned me to thinking that's the ONLY weapon that you can use underwater so I tried it instantly.

fag game

perfect for you

His speech about building and serving his country is one of the best pieces of dialogue I've seen delivered in a game, and I would have supported him through all sorts of shit after that.

Except he tried to kill best bro Roche. No way Geralt abandons Broche after all the times he has your back, even if you don't side with him in 2.

yo wtf

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And Dijkstra wouldn't have let himself be present for that event, or most likely even be remotely associated with it for the precise reason that he knew people like Roche and Geralt would track him down if they happened to survive.

Yes until he wanted to kill Roche

>Except he tried to kill best bro Roche.
Roche is a traitor, so that's a good thing.

Why the fuck did he sell out temeria anyway? Goes against his character.

That whole bit was against Roche's and Dijkstra's characters. Dijkstra wouldn't be so narrow minded - a live and let live for now approach would've suited him fine. Roche would never, ever under any circumstances give up on Temeria, for any reason. He was a true fanatic.

Because she couldnt even compare to the redhead qt3.14

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She's always been a jealous rival. She has a shrieking fit at Triss in the books (right before Geralt gets pitchforked).

>she literally fucked the man to near death, the guy collapses in the kitchen or something from exhaustion
How? She's not superhuman in any way

>I dont want to seem like a vindictive shrew but im gonna be a vindictive shrew.

He didn’t deserve to go out like that.

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I think ive created a pavlovian response in myself where whenever I see a triss vs yen thread I masturbate to triss sfm porn

He got JUSTed in W3. His face is literally falling apart

why are witcher girls such massive sluts? Are polish girls like that?

>we

>caring about non canon videogames
read the books, they are actually quite good

>laying on your back is a superpower

So I've been sitting on the witcher series for a long time, and I figure it's time to give them a shot.

Is it acceptable to start with Witcher 2? I remember this one getting a ton of praise, and not so much for Witcher 1.

If my girlfriend got amnesia and fucked a bunch of dudes, I'd have no interest in her after that. Any sexual desire would be gone. And I'd likely find her tainted and repulsive. I would expect any girl to do the same if the roles were reversed. But the problem with them is that they view marriage as a business arrangement more-so than men, so they are willing to make concessions to secure their future.

Most women do this in real life so it's pretty accurate

The only women that aren't trying to sleep with their best friend's boyfriends are only restraining themselves because they know they're ugly and worthless and don't stand a chance. The good looking whores have already sucked your boyfriends dick. You just don't know about it. Yet.

Iorveth

Yeah. First game event actually.

Yes, acceptable. The recovering amnesiac story arc plays well with a newbie familiarizing with the lore. The political aspect would be harder to follow but it's still a good one to jump into.

Who here fucked and ducked on both Yen and Triss? Ciri and I don't have room for unpleasurables at the vineyard.

Aside from recurring characters, only thing in TW1 relevant to TW2 is the ending FMV which you can view here (obvious spoiler but not really)
youtu.be/G86RDKdvw-M

Thanks senpaitachi, I'll start there then.

She’s a bitch. Also she sleeps with others all the time lol.

>letho is a fuckhuge bro
>he killed your best bro foltest

Nah, Letho is a babyfaced cunt.

>Foltest
>Bro
The guy was a toxic cunt. Constantly got himself into trouble with his dick and pretty much forced Geralt to solve all of his problems for him. Fuck every Northern King

1>2>3

>thaler's sloppy seconds
Geralt fucked her in the books 5 minutes after meeting her, cucking Dandelion in the process.

this except exactly opposite

>Fuck every Northern King
Radovid is pretty cool. He sees right true sorceresses bulshit and punishes them justly.

Radovid looked so cool in Witcher 2, why did they turn him into an assburger in Witcher 3?

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New (and awful) writers.

Crunch - not even once

>toxic
dilate tranny

cope

have sex

cringe

Well, I certainly wouldn't fuck myself to death on a bitch who was just starfishing

yikes

Any of you got witcher bitches with giant tits? In-game modded, SFM/Blender models. Whatever.

have sex

dilate