He's talking to someone about video games in his head

>he's talking to someone about video games in his head
>again
How do I make it stop

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Talk to me instead, I do the same thing. What do you talk about?

Anybody else narrate their life in the third person in their heads?

>doing dishes in the kitchen
>start pretending like i'm talking to my fake girlfriend
>make up entire conversations about things i'm interested in and pretending someone is listening and interested in what i'm saying

this is normal right haha

this thread scares me because its too real

I just make autistically long stories in my head. More than 5 years going with one story right now, a lot of that time has been revisions to older parts though

i mean shit, who doesnt do this? gaming can get pretty lonely from time to time. specially if you’re playing multiplayer games by yourself. shit messes with your head.

Open your mouth and speak the words out loud, user. Or write down all your words and put them in a place where you can look at them and think "yeah, that's exactly my opinion". Literally go blog about it.

Tulpa thread?

>not fucking your fat girlfriend while shes playing fortnite.
Actually, I cant even brag. The bitch hogs the controller and only plays fortnite. Game fucking sucks

was it autism?

>Playing through a game I've played before
>Start talking in my head like I have an audience watching
Guess I have brain damage

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it's always cringe when I have to talk to my mum about video games. She's over 60 and she truly doesn't get it...

No
Fuck you

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I like to pretend my dead twin sister's soul is somehow inside of my body alongside my own and that I can communicate with her in my mind. I've gotten pretty good at it. Even though it's my imagination, "her" responses come so quickly and naturally, I can't tell that I'm talking to myself.

You can talk to us instead, friend.

>pretend I'm on a podcast whenever I internally vent about a game in my head
fuck do I have the tism

You're actually a crazy person. Luckily, your thing sounds creepy enough that a therapist would take it seriously.

I acknowledge it's not real though. It's just pretend.

>nobody i know IRL plays vidya
>forever doomed to pretend i give a shit about politics, the weather and other boring shit normies talk about
>come to /v'/ to talk about vidya, get shitposting 99% of the time
Such is life.

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Who knows, I just keep the story going since it gives me something to do during the daily slog of work

>tfw i do this
>tfw i also discuss politics with my imaginary girlfriend
>i even started giving speaches to myself
Sometimes i feel like god made me to be a walking laughing stock and live a cringy humilitating life.

Do you actually have a dead twin sister or is it something you're roleplaying?

Take Magnesium.

That's honestly less concerning than if you had completely made her up.

>laying in bed alone on new years eve
>hear fireworks
>start imagining me and an imaginary husband fighting over the distant, muffled, booming sounds and the occasional light shining through my bedroom window
>imagine the sound of a slamming door
>end up crying myself to sleep
I don't know how I managed this.

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