Imagine buying this to play 5 year old third party games at 20fps and first party games at 30fps lmao...

Obviously Op since he sounds like such a faggot.

Don't most of the first party games run at 60?

To be fair, I'm literally losing sleep over it and have only been sleeping 3 to 5 hours a night and building levels on my hour breaks at work too. (Not in public obviously)

Botw is a funny one, you enjoy it while playing it but a while after you finish it you realise you were never actually having fun and feel like you wasted your time
So look forward to having that feeling hit I suppose.

I disagree. I enjoyed BOTW a lot and it's still probably the third best switch game behind xenoblade 2 and Mario maker 2. But after beating it, I never had a desire to play it again. I certainly enjoyed my time with it and had a lot of fun, but I could never force myself to play it again. It's hard to explain. It's just one of those games you play for about 80 hours, have a great time, remember the good experience you had with it, but never touch it again.

The fact that you lock yourself in to play videogames is pathetic. Being a manchild depends on the attitude, not the hobbie/tastes/job.

>imagine posting this thread again for 2 years straight

OP is so traumatised by the Switch. Every day he has to wake up in a world where the Switch is one of the most successful consoles of all time and home to some of the most acclaimed video games ever made.

THREE YEARS OF TEARS.

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Don't have a switch yet but i'm looking forward to playing it on plane trips

> all time

uhh the switch is nowhere near that title at all, lol.

>Buy a hackable switch on ebay
>Enjoy a fuck ton of free games and they can never patch it

200 dollars horribly spent OP you're right.

I play it on my thinkpad and don't look like an autist

>when will you soys accept the switch for the failure it is?
imagine being so anally annihilated by the success of a console you have to impotently screech on a pakistani jar painting forum in a futile attempt to rewrite reality

The Switch has broken records since Day one and has sold nearly 40 million in two years. Cope harder.

> Broken Records since day one
> 40 million in two years

nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/hard_soft/index.html

Nice headcanon, retard.

Its funny because in the same post I said I was looking forward to getting a switch so there's no need for your autistic sperging.

>it-it didn't sell 40 million it sold 35 million!

LMFAO cope harder you seethig loser

"Its funny because in the same post I said I was looking forward to getting a switch so there's no need for your autistic sperging."

Since you can't read

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>uhh the switch is nowhere near that title at all, lol.
with the way sales have been going for the past two years, the switch is defijitely on track to become one of the most successful systems of all time

for it not to happen its momentum would have to stop out of nowhere, which sounds very unlikely with the coming release of the switch lite

>and first party games at 30fps
60fps

>march 31st

Yes you do lol

Nigger who cares about Wii U multiplats

$300 portable GameCube / Sega Dreamcast

And yet the PS4 still sells more actual games! Lol!

Does anyone know if the Naruto Ninja storm games are good on switch?

I want to play it for the story since I don't know shit about Naruto and I've been told it's the best way to experience the trash story

the switch exists because i can emulate it.

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>my face when pathetic cunts -- likely still in high school -- post switch hate threads, thinking that their ps4 one x is the benchmark for computational prowess because that's what their mum bought them.
sad + infinity +1, muchacho

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Tbh the switch is only worth to get now due to the library finally starting look decent.
And also the lite might be better due to being reminiscent of gba which is what people wanted and not DS/3DS all these years.
Imagine getting it at release though, cucking yourself for 3 years basically.

No. The Switch had a better launch year than just about any system in history. Nintendo latest flagship games are two of the most acclaimed games of all time - released back to back.

Switch has been superb since Day One. Yea Forums just didn't want to accept it and still doesn't.

cope

So never basically

Yes I'm having a hard time coping with my record breaking console and its back to back 97-rated games.

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Imagine giving a fuck what someone else plays that has no influence on you whatsoever.

>back to back 97-rated games.
You mean only Bing Bing Odyssey which was beaten by RDR2. People couldn't criticise BoTW without being DDoS'd by insane Switch owners.

>doesn't actually have an argument
>is desperate to find some game on his own system which can compete with Nintendo
>resorts to championing a multiplat which still pales next to BotW

Fucking sad kid. I would say "cope" but clearly you're not coping at all.

Lmao you look exactly like an autist

>switch for the failure it is?
OHNONONONONO DON'T POST THE NUMBERS BROS HAHAHAHAHA

Is no one going to address how he was able to get past the filter? Can we say it again?

Onions

No.... delete this my Pro's AMD laptop processor is a supercharged PC delete your post RIGHT NOW

Evidence:
Try #2: Soys

>pales next to BotW
>Literally the inspiration for BoTW 2
Well at least you have Super Bing Bing Odyssey.. all 5 hours of the game

>maybe three actual first party titles worth playing that aren't ports
>nearly zero third party support
>rest of the library is half-assed ports of years old games or phone game-tier indie trash
>hardware is flimsy and failure (eg stick drift) is a matter of when, not if even with gentle use
>everything is overpriced
And people sing this piece of junk's praises like it's the greatest console ever made

I got it and it's pure arse desu. I brought it to play online with my sister but Nintendo online sucks cocks
>Nintendo is so lazy they make you design your own levels
Lmeo

hey nigger, stop corporatefagging. go make an interesting thread.

No way fag
I had more fun playing Tony Hawk of the Wild than anything else in forever

Did these idiots really think Nintendo would go out of business because the WiiU flopped?
Nigga Mario alone is worth 50 billion dollars
They could just make Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games: games and be set for life.

Its a gameboy with modern mobile tech. For what it is it pretty great.

This
Plus these faggots don’t play anything that’s not already on Switch like Fifa, Minecraft and Rocket league

>you enjoy it while playing it but a while after you finish it you realise you were never actually having fun
The fuck?

>>you enjoy it while playing it but a while after you finish it you realise you were never actually having fun
>The fuck?
Go back

>Botw is a funny one
How does this make your post any more sensical?

Pretty sure they would own a Switch if they wanted to play those then. People that want ACTUAL games don't buy decade old hardware sold at a premium.

I mean Nintendo themselves also designed over a hundred levels for it, but Nintendo was never going to get away with levels that have copyrighted songs in the background, troll levels, or levels that are insanely difficult and make all of their bonus difficult levels look baby tier. Mario Maker is more or less the be all end all of 2D Mario games and there's not really a reason to make a new non MM 2D Mario game

Most people on this board from what I've seen. Whenever a third party game (usually a PS4 exclusive) gets a Switch port suddenly the threads reach bump limit with the tendies in it pretending like the game never existed up until that point.

Better than being a s*nygger and having anime tiddy censored with sunrays.

>gee this console has really shit spec-
>MUH PORTABILITY REEEEEEEEE
every god damn time

I feel like there's not a lot of replay value in BOTW but that doesn't delegitimize that initial sense of wonder, the thrill of exploration, or the pleasure of discovery you get while playing it the first time.
Not all games require replay value to be great games, something a lot of people here don't seem to realize.

Cumbrains are literally the lowest form of being.

>imagine being so anally annihilated by the success of a console you have to impotently screech on a pakistani jar painting forum in a futile attempt to rewrite reality
Sounds like the past 6 years of the PS4 to me.
I love during the Wii U era how Yea Forums was desperately hyping up every single game it got and even sent a thank you card to Nintendo themselves. Just imagine doing that with Sony; you'd be the laughing stock of the whole board.

>censorship is ok if it doesn't involve anything I like!

end yourself

>b-but snoy!!
every single time

The specs aren't that bad for a $300 portable. You have to put things into context, as it matters.

>OMG THANK YOU NINTENDO FOR SCRAPING YOUR SCRAPS OFF THE PLATE TO PUT IN MY BOWL PLEASE GIVE ME MORE

Still watching anime past 14 years old ? YIKES

Yeah it is now go back to jerking off to your pillow filthy porn addict.

Has Nintendo ever had fully uncensored nudity on their systems?
Last I checked Sony funded a series which had sex minigames in them complete with tits flopping round everywhere.

That's exactly what Switch fans do to get devs to port games.

Me. Already have 50+ games. Obviously not all of them are exclusives.

Which leads us to these questions, which are not aimed at you, but to all Switch haters:
1. Why shouldn't I buy third party games for Switch?
2. Obviously some games runs better on PC, and I do have a decent PC, but some are basically the same and what exactly am I losing here if I buy them on Switch instead?
(and finally)
3. Why are you hating third party games now? IIRC, for all those years when third party support was poor on Nintendo's consoles you made fun of them, but now when the actual third party support exists, you say like it's a bad thing. I will need a clarification on this one.
>inb4 15 fps ports
>inb4 Switch doesn't have Ace Combat and Resident Evil 2 remake

>>inb4 15 fps ports
But that's exactly the problem, Nintendo fans lower standards for the market by buying the shittiest, cheapest hardware sold at a premium.

seething

So, what would your advice be to those Switch owners? Genuinely curious.

Buy any other console

Probably to get their heads out of their asses and support good platforms.

Which one?

Literally any other.

I enjoy playing the switch with my wife. Her son often beats me in casual smash, though

So... Apple smartphone?

No, Apple and Nintendo are two and the same. If you want an Android smartphone go ahead it's probably faster than a Switch

u forgot 30fps @ 720p docked, 30fps @ 540p undocked

>get called an incel on Yea Forums
>start getting self conscious about my virginity
>know it's not even a tranny/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry
>get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fucking damn it...

But Digimon will be ported on Switch soon. I want to play those 2 games.

Sell your Switch.

>>nearly zero third party support
>>rest of the library is half-assed ports of years old games or phone game-tier indie trash
Its not Nintendo's fault third parties got lazy

How do I play Switch games then

Have sex

On PC by using the emulator, obviously. Of course, you have to invest few hundreds eurodollars in new PC, though.

Must be a pretty thin thinkpad
a thinpad if you will
i play it on my Dell XPS 13 (the smallest 13 inch laptop in the world) and look stylish.

i cant even remember the days i liked video games this much
how do you play this shit for more than like an hour or two a day? mario especially. i mean a couple years ago i played rain world for like 10 hours each on a saturday and sunday and finished it (still had a lot more to explore and did other playthroughs after that, don't @ me about how I finished it but didn't "complete" it), and that's probably the last time I felt remotely "obsessed" about a platformer

man switchfaggots are the worst
any problem with the console is immediately met with "BUT PORTABILITY LOL!"
same with novideo fanboys
any criticizism or suggestion of using AMD cards is "BUT RAYTRACING LOL!" as if it's even remotely relevant
by the way the 5700XT beats the RTX 2070 super for $100 less.

>man switchfaggots are the worst
Imagine being like this.
>creates a thread where he bashes Switch and its owners
>people say they love their consoles and games
>brain.exe has stopped working
>refuses to accept that not all people prefer the same console
>proceeds to suggest graphic card while falseflagging as a PC owner

>>people say they love their consoles and games
>Switch
Literally Stockholm Syndrome

didn't you know this site is full of retards?

It's because of Digimon, right? That port announcement hurts you.

Imagine crying for three years because people do

>Another
>Major
>Disappointment

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I'll be playing the definitive edition on PC rofl

You need to buy it first.

>too poor for a Switch
>has to settle with AMD
pottery

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Switch is a lot cheaper than a full PC.

you don't have a "full pc" amdlet

Right I'm just running a GPU without any other components. Thanks for reminding of that famous Nintendo fanboy intelligence.

is this the absolute limit of cognitive ability of an AMD boy?

The game is just a rabbit hole of autistic fun. You just find yourself screwing around making a level for about an hour, then you get a notification that somebody liked one of your published levels, you check out their profile, play their levels. Realize they have a crazy world record on one of their played levels, spend time beating that, go to the absolute shit multiplayer versus and laugh your ass off, see some dude has a cool costume, Google how to get it. End up trying to get a 100 high score on expert on endless challenge just to get stupid clothing item, etc, etc. I hardly even like Mario. (Especially 2d mario) That's the crazy part.

>play on PC for muultiplats
>PS4 for exclusives
>Switch for exclusives and on-the-go multiplats
feels good man

I'm pretty sure botw was inspiration for botw2

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>he bought a Wii U

Nintendo's first party games are 60 fps friend except botw which is at 30 dipping into 20-25 in grass heavy areas. I don't give a shit about Skyrim or Doom either, maybe Doom but it should be played with keyboard and mouse anyway like all shooters.

The switch is objectively the least shitty console of this generation depending on how much you love Bloodborne.

>sonyroaches at it again
Do these third worlders never sleep?

freaking bought the switch for that game alone, never even had a console, but getting levels in SMM1 on cemu was such a pain and very limited selection

Or maybe people prefer to play some games on the form factor provided by the switch

Ps4s gathering dust guys...

Well you don’t have to so why do you care?

Hey ps4chads what're you playing?

>The switch is objectively the least shitty console of this generation
If you like mobile games and indie trash sure. The only worthwhile games are playable on PC.

Monster Hunter World. Can't wait for Iceborne, Death Stranding and Ghosts of Tsushima. It's been a good year bros (like every year).

>tfw a portable 7th gen console is now a thing
I unironically want more ports from the ps360 library.

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There is no way mods are letting us say onions again. Motherfuckers STILL turn baka desu senpai into well, that.

Can't hear you over the sound of Dark Souls everywhere.

is the switch port good? would probably still need a pro controller, joycons will probably not survive

>is the switch port good?
rofl none of the ports are good

75 hours in Hyrule warriors and growing
80 hours in XC2
80 hours in BoTW

I love my switch.

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It's good, but locked on 30FPS. Online is alive and fun.

soys
soya

Same. I love my PC.

cool, hopefully it does get on sale someday

>75 hours in Hyrule warriors and growing
Is this a game that usually has that amount of playtime? Is it really that good? I always thought hyrule warriors or any of those dynasty warrior clones were like 15 hour experiences max. (I'm pretty ignorant to them so feel free to redpill me on it)

It was on sale just last month, so it should go on again soon.

You can keep up with sales using this btw dekudeals.com/games?version=digital&sort=discount_amount

thx!

Are the so(n)ylets seething again?

Want to buy but...
>Dont want to play the BING BING WAHOO games
>Only 3rd party games (D3, witcher, animal crossing, Souls and Doom) + maybe BOTW and Smash
Is it still worth for someone not too interested in first party nintendo shit. ?

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