Pick a Girl to be your wife from a videogame
Hardmode, you cant divorce
Pick a Girl to be your wife from a videogame
Hardmode, you cant divorce
this fucked my eyes up
i thought it was one of those google ai pictures for a second
But I already have one.
I love Ibooky!
We could work together to help her build a portal back to her world, and then use the tech to travel the multiverse together.
I pick my wife Asuka.
Maenne
>wanting to marry anyone
Pass, I value being alone way too much.
What if you had a nice girl to be alone with you?
Lash (aka Kat) from the advance wars series. She's a real breadwinner and I've wanted to tap that pussy for ages. Underwear, coat and boots is a kino getup. Did I say kino? I meant porno.
I love Serena!
For me, my wife (male, robot) is the only answer
That's not fucking being alone, now, is it?
I love these creatures
gib Valkyrie wife
Bunnies are cute and pure
Dibs.
Bunnies are so fucking cute holy shit
I love kass!
Fucking love Midna
I love my beautiful kitten with my entire heart.
>Hardmode
Man, she's Catholic, I'm pretty sure it is against their tradition unless the Pope literally says, "Yeah, you can seperate."
Not that I would ever want to let her go.
As much as I wish I could wife her, Alice is only for Luka you fucking degenerate
I don't love her or anything, she's just apex sexiness and I'm fine with being tied to that since there's no good humanized thiccabelle
I mean feeling and acting the same way when you're alone, but now there's a cute girl you can hug
That's what a good relationship is
Why would I want to divorce?
I'd never dream of leaving her.
Dragon milf
Everything a man could want
Not in the timeline where she just fucking eats him instead.
Those are some good buns.
Kill yourself
I have some ideas, but idk. A candidate im thinking about is Mitsuru because she's rich. But she'd probably want me to work for her goddamn company, and she'd be my boss. So instead maybe a goddess type character that can give me super powers and whatnot? Idk, need to get back to you on this one.
Except a womb to produce children.
The best and cutest cannon obsessed saint
Easy choice.
There's a difference?
I dont want to have to take some little shit and vomit factory to the park while I'm trying to anally penetrate my wife.
Claiming Bullet.
Tracer.
I would never divorce the love of my life.
special friends for life
She'll grow taller. Eventually.
>that bulge
Very based
I'd never want to divorce the love of my life.
Ez
Yes they are
Every relation is doomed to become loveless and die. There is no escaping this fate no matter how hot or ideal the other person seems to be or how in love you think you can remain.
"True love" is a meaningless buzzword and not real at all. You're chasing after an illusion. Monogamous relationships dont work, there's an emotional void that can only be fulfilled for a time, but will always come back.
Given enough time and regardless of your initial motivations, you'd get as tired and burned out on your uni-dimensional generic waifu as literally every other person on earth does with their "soulmate" and you'd resort to cheating like the scummy piece of shit you have always been since the moment you were born part of this disgusting species.
Love don't real morty, everything just dies.
I just discovered nihilism too bro
Holy shit that’s adorable
Probably the last time I post in these threads cause they're rarely appealing at all and don't feel like adding fuel to the fire, but I'll bite.
Seeing as though my other picks are taken well...
based and trannypilled
>tfw you fuck passable trannies in real life and shit on non-passing ones on the internet
It's a good feeling.
She is my wife!
I love her!
Forever strong with my wife.
I don't know her that well but alright
i love natsuki!
Divorcefags never win
Fucking degenerate bastard.
Yuuko!
She has a video game on the PSP that was only released in Japan but it still counts
Dokkan!
I am who I am. I'd rather embrace my degeneracy than live a lie.
I do miss a tranny I used to fuck when I lived in a different state though. She liked to watch Ultraman and toku shit. And let be fuck her brains out. So, it was a win/win.
I love Fuuka, and her cooking!
easiest choice of my life
they are dumb as fuck tho.
Looks like a man.
Just Monika.
You look like a gay
If you believe love to consist solely of the "honeymoon" period in which passions run high, and the thrill of discovery is at its mightiest, then this is accurate.
The problem arises, that this is the fashion of the day, to chase passion and ignore the other forms of love. The truth of love is not that of the erotic passions, but that of selflessly wanting the best for another person. A deep respect and admiration for them that grows with each new shared experience.
If you think of love only as a self-gratification, then the hedonic treadmill alone will see to its waning. To say nothing of when the person, as an autonomous individual, fails to meet your desires.
Life is a series of challenges we are meant to rise to. A life together no less so, but ideally it is a sharing of burdens and an exchange of support to build a strong place from which to create, shelter, and guide new lives.
You are all small time.
I am big time.
She had a game so it counts
She already has someone cuck
Not FGO Jeanne, there's some weird ass multiple universe thing going on where she partially remembers the Jeanne from Apoc but admits to being a different one to it
>Hylics
based
I was all about Dylan's daughter when i played through Dino Crisis 2 man i played through that game religiously as a kid over and over again
Kumatora
>can't divorce
Why would I want to?
:^)
nemesis
Reisen!
My waifu isn't in any video games so I will refrain from choosing until she is.
Just shut up you turbo-virgin.
this squirrel
This bitch or the many in harvest moon
sombra ∠(:3」∠)_
I really like her
I wish to live a long, happy life with Fuuka!
She looks like she had being gangbang by a lot of nigger hipster cracker
alguem br?
I guess I'd marry Porky
>alguem br
no
I want to live with her in her giant mansion
For me, it's Akane Kurashiki.
I would never divorce her.
Not him, but you don't understand because your wife hasn't found you yet.
waifu threads = faggot threads haha gottem
For me, it's Kat.
Impeccable taste.
For me? It's Illya
You know Kagura already tapped that, right?
Based
Ribbon is the only girl for me.
Forever and ever.
I love Io!
Based fairy fucker.
m-moot?
Who's moot?
who's who?
Whoops.
This is what happens when you post on Yea Forums with your phone while your microwave is running near a CRT.
>that hardmode
Only for ironic weebs who jumped from Megumin to Zero Two and whoever else is the newest fotm, maybe.
I love Kurisu!
This is correct, but thinking this way means you must be a virgin loser.
Chloe from Life is Strange. The only thing close to a waifu I've ever had.
Found the culprit
Jesus this is the post with the shittiest taste in the entire thread, quite an accomplishment.
I want to be his wife and him to be my husband so fucking much
I love her
Everyone else is posting generic animu shit. At least Chloe has personality.
A pretty shitty one
Easiest decision of my life
I've just had a thought. When Kaine was born how did they know she was a shemale? Surely until puberty they'd just think it was a girlish looking boy.
God those look delicious.
Did that a while ago.
Good taste
I love my wife!
Your wife is shit and keeps killing herself for no reason.
>six fingers
My avatar
Wow I can't believe she's my wife IRL
I love Monika!
you are shit
Don't bully her just because she has polydactylism.
that's the cutest fucking thing i've ever seen
absolutely patrician
For me, it's Morag
I love Aerie!
For me, its Zero
Mayu, for ever.
A pretty little girl
I'll happily let her be King and fuck me.
Tell me a story...
>Implying I would ever want to divorce Jill
She smokes and drinks user, you won't have to divorce her.
i love josie!
Im pretty happy with this choice.
God I wish that were me
which one?
The boy
I love Reisen!
This, definitely.
Fuck Katrina or whatever that thots name was.
bunnies have a hard life user
it's not all fun and games
New episode never ever
Easy
I love my gorgeous wife!
Does gachashit count?
Cass from NV
I like getting drunk and shooting shotguns too
She's IN some games. That counts as vidya, right?
Thank you, rabbit.
Sleep!
I love Pram so much.
marriage is a scam
you will never be truly free again
Ew
>Thinly veiled waifu thread
>thinly veiled
user, the OP literally says 'wife' in it.
That’s why I said thin and not subtle
aaaaand this is why Japs hate Americans. people like you.
You'll get tired of running and jumping sooner or later.
got any more Vibri pictures?
Celia from Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
My original waifu
No one noticed your Ray-O-Senna.
But I did.
You can't say you love her if you can't even get her name right, user.
>no samus yet
Well, I'll make her the happiest bounty hunter in the galaxy
Clairen is love Clairen is life
Durrr, Kan-E-Senna
I would love nothing more than be able to spend the rest of my life with Anne.
[Chair Clattering]
MOMMY
Hungry hunting racoon.
There's throwing a hotdog down a hallway, and then there's Zero. I mean she's a literal whore right?
imagine the smell
based
What's the catch?
I got married to a great woman who I share everything with and I hate it and regret it because it's exhausting having someone around 24/7. I don't think most people who claim to be introverts truly know what it is. Being in any sort of social interaction for over an hour or two drains me more than hard physical exercise of the same length.
I'd rather marry a Lilim, Demon, or Succubus anyway.
She's already taken user.
I want to raise a big happy family with Lopunny!
>tfw no tall, protective gf
>Not "I love Reisen!"
You're not the real Reisenfag!
I think she also has a vagina
i'll usher in an age of catgirls with my progeny.
>Being in any sort of social interaction for over an hour or two drains me more than hard physical exercise of the same length
this is why i don't even fantasize about having a gf anymore
the thought of having someone around constantly just terrifies me
when i visit my parents for the weekend, i take Mondays or even Tuesdays off just to recuperate at home. same when i go on vacation with friends. after three days i have to lock myself in a room and not come out or else i feel like i'm going crazy
they are literally the same thing retard
Easiest hardmode of my life
that thing will consume all your virility
Lum from that old Urusei Yatsura game.
>picking randomly out of an entire species with out any mention of specific personality or even having a name to call your wife.
My wife
add
to this too
How the fuck do I lose hard mode?
They are not women
Robo handjobs
Ass for days.
I am too ugly and autistic to be in a relationship with anyone
best thing: when we're not fucking she'd be content just sitting on a chair and looking at the ground
worst thing: Satan's sloppy seconds
This.
You guys are all idiots picking hot chicks solely for looks, you have to be stuck with them.
For me, it's practicality, qt factor, toughness, but still secretly a romantic underneath the rough exterior. Bonus: She's /fit/ enough so that when I impregnate her she'll have room to grow and can most likely get back into shape quickly and not become a landwhale
Alyx has 10/10 looks though.
I'm not, but I still want to marry Reisen.
Do not assume my attraction towards Jeanne is solely for her beauty, for she is the best woman to ever live. Strong, determined, and could banter with the best of them, but at the same time caring and sensitive for the people she served.
that's one guy?
>you can't divorce
that's easy mode, not hard mode. hard mode is she takes half your shit and you get slapped with alimony and child support so she keeps taking half your shit
Yes
fag
>Her
Consider suicide
I'd marry this beautiful YOUNG woman!
For me, it's Cammy.
Based
Mipha, she will make a good wife
I would never devorice her
There's no android I'd rather be with.
she was a ps1 game so it is alright
If I were going solely for looks, I'd have married Ayla. I did not.
My Nazi wife is perfect.
Bastila Shan
What do you like about her, user?
>deliberately displaying your wife for all to see.
Post your wife's feet, Mohammed.
It's called lording your superiority and confidence over othersm
>waifu thread
>everyone picks some trashy hentai slut
I guess this equates you to be a slut, you shall always be a slut, and only your AIDS will mourn you upon your passing.
Anime is overrated
Another addition for my rabbit folder.
already claimed you fgt
ok then
She's cute and it's funny to tease and see her blush with embarrassment. When she's trying to hide her feelings
Already claimed, loser.
Doesn't her inability to accept her own feelings ultimately lead to her joining the Dark Side?
Yeah she's was scared at first but later embraces it
Mine
FUCK
I choose this fish!
Get the fuck back to Yea Forums
Not everyone that wants to fuck a fish is from Yea Forums you nog.
Apparently they don't like people posting animal characters there anymore.
Some very nice bunnies in here!
hands off my wife
user she's 11
I was 8 when I discovered her.
Yes, indeed it is.
Awwww, he's got a liitle car.
Are there any games with this feel?
I love my brash cyborg loli wife.
*bunny mating stops*
HOLY SHIT
cringe and gaypilled
This one has a big car! Bip bip!
Then don't post a Yea Forums fish you fucking salmonigger
Does this count? She was in Mario Maker.
Where's his license?
>salmonigger
How fucking dare you! I am a proud Koiboi that always has a fresh supply of pellets.
You don't need to know!
I'm with Anne
So fucking bummed that Yuimetal is gone
Me too, but you still should give Nu-Babymetal a chance, user.
what does a bunny's pussy look like?
Like... THIS!
wholesome
Delphox!
Why she leave?
>divorce
did he died?
I love Meiya Mitsurugi!
It's possible! Bunnies are highly very powerful animals.
user this is wrong
Nobody knows exactly why. Probably a mix of minor health issues and a lack of passion for the band. She´s planning a solo-career now.
k*is get the hook too
Tremendous taste. I'll take Diana.
Fool, you have no idea what love is and what it means to be in a relationship. You grasp at what you cannot comprehend because you lack the patience to learn it and subject those around you to the consequence of your action
Say that to my face in my pond you little bitch and see what happens.
>3
>post ends in 3
Get checked
Do you have a folder full of bunnies, user? Or are you pulling them off an image search?
Fuck off Lezard
I've got a few pictures saved!
Nice hair.
I love my wife Kasumi!
But her feelings are also what brings her back.
He's a rebel, I tell ya. A rebel without a cause.
>pic
Not the best "remaster" I've seen. Makes her look worse, IMO.
Rebel this!
>marrying a literal thot when you could have a qt mountainfu instead
Done.
Female Lucario
I see, user
That's cute
Your wife abducted my daughter. Please ask her to return her.
Hardmode is no problem OP, I wouldn't be able to stop pumping babies into her anyway.
She's probably buried in the dumps already, I hope your next daughter is less cute for her own safeties sake, god bless.
Do people really find Mettaton that effeminate? I always saw him more of a glam/new wave rockstar guy-in-makeup type (David Bowie, Prince, The Cure, Twisted Sister etc...)
>Do people really find Mettaton that effeminate?
>compares him to David Bowie
What I mean is people act like he’s a convincing trap or something and clarify that he’s male as if people get fooled. When’s clearly just a dude in makeup.
Pretty sure they just want to let you know that they're faggots. Faggots enjoy doing that.
Made for Shotas.
Obviously the best girl.
>You guys are all idiots picking hot chicks solely for looks
But I don't. I like Mercy because her healing powers would be very useful in the bedroom, and because her age and occupation give her a nurturing and caretaking element I find appealing. I like Ivy because she could probably do similar things with alchemy and she too is older.
Monke
>he thinks women actually have personalities in real life besides attention seeking
Picking based soley on looks and how much fucked up shit she will do it bed is the only viable method
Bunnies are too pure for this shitty world
Bunnies are just adorable.
>smug anime poster is a depressed pessimist
Color me shocked
Dogs, too.
You are correct, she is taken. Tracer is my wife, and I am her husband.
Pretty sure that makes you a rag-munching dyke, user.
Anyone claim Claire yet? I'm taking her if no one else has.
Men can't be dykes.
Men can't be married to lesbians either.
Hope you enjoy being cheated on by her, because she's a lesbian and no matter how many doujins you read, you won't fuck her enough to love cock.
>aaaaaaaand
Good thing Tracer isn't a lesbian.
>isn't a lesbian
Cope.
That's disgusting. This is a christian board.
Tracer is a fictional character. She can be any sexual orientation I want her to be.
I need her badly, she is perfect
Except for when the people who make her say otherwise.
Cope harder
Here's a soul crushing theoretical, how many of you anons honestly believe you could make a relationship with your chosen character function given both their personality and yours?
This is how you pick up woman you run them over
>you cant divorce
Ok, but can I add more wives?
:3:3
Bayonetta is my wife!
I wish Christie had more porn, it's like Nyo came out and out of nowhere no one cares about Christie anymore. Also Rachel is like the perfect fuckdoll and gets ignored like in this picture, but at least she gets a few videos here and there.
If you don’t love on-model isabelle do you really love her to begin with?
I never knew how much I wanted a sexy voice in my head that tells me how to kill people and gives snarky advice.
I can't believe no one's taken her yet.
Well, I'm a fucking degenerate, so here's my pick.
I'll miss "Help me"-chan.
give me Smug Hat Wife
I have a thing for sorceresses.
Morrigan from Dragon age origins. We will live happily forever being snarky passive aggressive bitches towards each other.
18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
The rabbit from Spyro.
But user, rabbits are very nervous and clingy. Are you sure you can give them the attention and affection they require?
Easy.
Also, try and find a game with better romance option then this. Weeb shit excluded.
I am VERY impressed at the obscurity of your choice, user. Not many people know of the game, much less the girl.
>ctrl + f 'juri'
>0 results
Fucking easy
I can't believe no one chose her yet
Already married
____ __ _____
>why can't I find a girlfriend?
>proceeds to post pixels he wants to fuck
you people are pathetic
Samus Aran
>Io will never be your wholesome wife
one cup drunky sammuchan ;-; i rubbu ye
Always thought she was too cute in that one