Is Area 51 the Final Boss of Humanity?

Is Area 51 the Final Boss of Humanity?

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What would happen if you prank called Area 51?

Area 51 is a military research base, why are you kids all getting hyped up about it? You’re just like the boomers back in the 90s

>Aliens are the final boss
>Interdimensional beings are the secret boss that's way harder than the final boss

t. Glow in the dark CIA nigger

Sure thing ayy lmao

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Lazaar the fonney pony came on joe rogan podcast and now everyone wants to say ayy lmaos irl

>only way to access the secret boss is to get your hands on DMT

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Oh so that’s why. Yo honestly you should all stop watching Joe Rogan. Shits cancer and always has been. PSA

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>Most publicly known government black site in the entire world
>Let's keep the SUPER super secret stuff here :^)
How fucking dumb can you be

nice try intelligence agency

remember to not reply to cianiggers or fbiniggers

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Genuinely hope this actually happens. I know there's nothing there like aliens but just the entire spectacle of it all would be hilarious to watch. Hopefully someone livestreams it and ends up getting shot for getting too close.

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It's called budget, kid, are you really going to build ANOTHER alien containment vault? You know how much the last one cost?

There are no aliens at Area 51 you fucking idiots, we all got moved to Ohio. The only things there are flying shit and other lame tech.

It wasn't THAT fucking much compared to how much money we would need to be spending to hide shit that would be going on there

>we

>outright announcing when they're going to storm the base
>all of the sensitive/confidential shit is kept underground
>assuming they actually manage to get past the perimeter and onto the base they'll be greeted by sealed hangars and blast doors
>get fined and put on a list (if they haven't been already) for their troubles

Cool. Hope they livestream it.

>You also need to have at least one party member with maxed out trust rating in order to pull you out of the higher level of existence or you won't survive the final attack from the secret boss.

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Rogan is CIA you retards. This is a psyop to prepare everyone for disclosure. Did you niggers miss all the shit a month or two ago?

>we

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>This is a psyop to prepare everyone for disclosure
you're saying they're literally doing this so "lol aliens"?

>>Aliens are the final boss
IM IN OHIO RIGHT NOW TAKing A MASIVE DUMP PLEASE IT HURTS GIVE ME SOME TECH TO DO IT

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>we

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Hide in plan site bro

>Did you niggers miss all the shit a month or two ago?
redpill me

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>Is widely memed, publically known military installation the FINAL BOSS?

Imagine how many black sites you don't have any clue about, user. Area 51 is just a funny joke to keep up appearances. I'm not saying they don't do special stuff there, I'm just saying it's not even the highest echelon of places.

we're gonna rescue you. and then we're gonna fuck you.

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>area 51 is the janitors closet of blacksites

>US military budget was nearly $649B in 2018
>"area 51 is only a military research base you won't find anything there"
Are you retarded? It might actually be worse if they test weapons of mass destruction miles under the Earth's surface.

No one knows what the fuck Area 51 is except the people high enough to know. Wouldn't surprise me at all if there were aliens there.

I really hope raid 51 happens
Just so I can see some livestreamed, 4K, airforce fireworks

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It's drones, it's literally just drones and stealth planes
The SR-71, F-117, and B-2 all had their maiden flights at Groom Lake

>trillions of planets
>billions of universes
>billions of suns
>"lol only earth managed to develop civilization, we're gods chosen ones lmao haha"

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all the ETs are living in plain sight in israel

imagine 500k people somehow manage to get inside and actually find aliens dragging them out for the world to see. or better yet they get inside, ransack the place and by accident unleash some sort of monstrosity onto the world. or a disease.

would be neat

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>imgur filenames
FUCK
OFF

Aliens confirmed

I want to marry, brutally fuck, and have children with the SR-71.

FUCK OFF REDDIT
MY. GOD.

There's nothing at Area 51. Anything juicy that may have been there at some point has been moved probably since the 1960s when the first leak of Area 51 was around. I'd bet anything that it's just a typical air force base right now.

>get inside
>it's a bunch of semi-interesting stuff about prototypes for emerging technologies with potential military applications

I would actually be a-okay with this.
>planes, trains and boats autist

You're gonna feel so stupid when you die without ever seeing any traces of life from other planets.

>announce plans to raid area 51 to thousands of followers
>it spreads all weekend to millions more people
>the government is expected to not have access to social media
Even as a joke, it sounds like something retarded people got excited for.

if any other alien species evolved in the milky way at any time in history other than the past ~4000 years we would be able to see some kind of evidence of them existing already

aliens definitely exist somewhere but there's a minuscule chance that they're close enough we will ever be able to interact with them, so they don't meaningfully exist to us at all

I really, really fucking hope the storming of area 51 actually happens

youtube.com/watch?v=xedmfAgx8eg&list=PL4U5woHYlfU9We1P5_xFi4ZQyWlhNIYuZ

PS, Phil Schneider was murdered in a "burglary" in which the burglar stole nothing and spared his wife. Sounds legit.

>getting this emotional over imgur

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If there's nothing there then why does it exist and why won't they let anyone get near it?

Me too, except that we'll never get to see the footage of all of those people getting massacred.

>There's nothing at Area 51
t. CIAnigger

Fuck off /r/conspiracy

How do people get jobs at Area 51?

Keeps niggers from looking for other black sites. It's a public secret as a distraction.

Also there's signs like that on other military bases.

They almost definitely are already working for the government and then get transferred in based on their careers to date.

How the fuck is it a conspiracy? You didn't even listen to what he said I bet. You're the same type of retard who says all the Satanic child pedophile shit that happens in Hollywood is "pure coincidence". All of this shit is in documents, tons of coincidences in which the accusers turn up dead and investigations end abruptly for no apparent reason. I'm sure this is all just chance though.

The trickle down from military tech to the civilian market has been so fucking slow these last few decades It'd be better if this was to demand more return of investment given how big the defense budget is

I said
FUCK OFF /R/CONSPIRACY

there are no aliens at area 51, and if the govenment did have alien bodies and recovered UAVs they would not store them in the most famous secret base in the world they would put them in one of the many black budget bases that even the president doesn't know about.

Area 51 distracts idiots like (You) from finding actually meaningful secret research bases.

>decommission A51 decades ago
>loons still go up to the gate daily and be a nuisance
>make up a 'raid' to tour guide conspiratards and show them there's fuck all there
Pretty smart tbqh

The Area 51 raid was set up by the government so they would have a justification for the application of military prototypes against civilian combatants. No one is going to escape alive.

sounds pretty based tbj

CIAniggers on suicide watch

look how much people care user

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N'ah. Area 53 is. However, the normie means over it do get a chuckle though.

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You people drive me up the wall. You have no argument other than crackpot labeling. Anyone with a brain could tell you these many "coincidences" are improbable. I'm sure its just a coincidence a mass shooting occurs any time something big is uncovered or taking place and takes away from coverage of it, I'm sure its just a coincidence all these child pedophile/pornography rings being busted have ties to celebrity and entertainer bigwigs in some way or another, I'm sure its just a coincidence that the CIA proved children's blood can be used to make anti-aging mixtures. None of these things are in any way related at all.

Honest question: how long after aliens are introduced to the general population will someone try to fuck one?
>tfw you know it's less than an hour

People already want to fuck ayyliums and we don't even know for sure if they exist yet

Someone on /x/ will beat the rest of us before we'd even think about it let's face it.

>tfw you summon a succubus to fuck an alien
Prime fap

>Universe is so incredibly vast that we are less than a grain of sand is to our sun to it
>Humanity itself has existed for like a second in comparison to the universe's age of a day
>Other species would have evolved in different ways to suit their environment, yet everyone seems to believe that aliens are humanoid

I don't doubt that aliens exist, but it's such a self-aggrandizing view of humanity to believe that the entire universe revolves around us when we are practically nothing to it. If there are aliens who found us, they would be so much more intelligent than we are for being able to find us that it would be ridiculous that they would even try to approach our planet. They would let us evolve to their level and observe from a distance we would never be able to see them from.

>reasonably attractive primate/mammalian analogous alien species
>similar views on ethics, morality, philosophy
>similar understanding of sciences, mathematics and arts
>has sex for pleasure as well as procreation in a way more or less the way we do
>slaps your girlfriend's ass

What do you do?

just trust this guy's post, he's saying the truth

im interested to see whats gonna end up happening. Probably nothing though

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Assert dominance, insert penis

>base to test experimental aircraft
>As they are experimental and unknown to the public they get classified as Unidentified flying objects (UFOs)
>Dumb amerilards think UFOs mean aliens so they are convinced the base has alien planes in it
Just another case of american stupidity.

it's a sim you retard lol
retards really think spamming a bunch of lens flares in Photoshop means omg the universe is really that big wooooooow

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I concur with you user, this guy is a very reliable source in my experience.
Maybe a third user could vouch for him?

It's the endgame dungeon

What are they going to see?
Whatever hypersonic missile or fighter or a new stealth bomber Lockheed or Northrop are building?
The F-117 and the B-2 were photographed around the base a long time ago. There's been a bunch of leaks from that place like when they were burning toxic waste and got people sick.

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here are my predictions
>no ayys at all, they got moved to the pentagon/cia hq/Quantico/Ohio/etc
>some secret *wink* *wink* projects aka weird jets that don't levitate properly YET
>3.6 roentgen
>people who actually go there mysteriously die of cancer a couple of months/years later
>1989 II

>ctrl+f Dulce Base
>no results
this thread is full of normies whoe are gonna find shit.

>people who actually go there mysteriously die of "cancer" the second they step foot on the base

ftfy

I mentioned it here This thread is full of normalfags. If you can't see how a fucking marathon of coincidences are probably not coincidences at all, you're retarded.

Yes their is you fucking twat, What are you sm-
>we

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>implying there is anything there
if there ever was something there it was moved to a more hidden facility decades ago

>I'm sure its just a coincidence a mass shooting occurs any time something big is uncovered or taking place and takes away from coverage of it
This can be responded to with the fact that big and important things are being discovered all the time because there are 7 billion people and shootings happen all the time for the same reason.
>I'm sure its just a coincidence all these child pedophile/pornography rings being busted have ties to celebrity and entertainer bigwigs in some way or another
That's probably because these entertainers have money, power, and a bunch of naive young people who want to become stars. Then the fact that Hollywood is de facto lawless because of all the money it's no surprise that pedophilia, which deserves the death penalty, is happening. If your point is that Hollywood is filled to the brim with pedos, many of whom should be shot, then I agree.
>I'm sure its just a coincidence that the CIA proved children's blood can be used to make anti-aging mixtures
Doesn't that have to do with stem cells?

There are some very reliable sources of information in this thread and I would advise you to listen to whatthey have to say.
You are now slipping into Alpha-waves state and becoming more open minded toward their suggestions.
Get relaxed and read

Ohioan here, not surprised. Lemme guess, they got you fags all shacked up at Wright Patterson don't they. Fuck off, we said you can have the moon not our back yards.

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This game says otherwise.

>storm area 51
>find nothing
>get kidnapped and put into Dulce base or Sunspot for being a fucking idiot

how many retards are getting shot

It is bad to shoot people, for a government. This actions leads to consequences.

Why does everyone think the Ayys are in Ohio when they're actually in New Mexico, Commiefornia, Nevada and Colorado?

it's a military base

post area 51 memes, they are funny

Still people wouldn't understand. Will be retaliation.

>Level 6 is privately called "Nightmare Hall." It holds the genetic labs, where experiments are done on fish, seals, birds, and mice that are vastly altered from their original form. There are multi-armed and multi-legged humans and several cages (and vats) of humanoid bat-like creatures as tall as 7-feet. The aliens have taught the humans a lot about genetics; things both useful and dangerous.
This is Dulce, not Gayrea 51

SPESS MEHRENS HERE WE COME

I've already prepared my orange jumpsuit and black beanie + extra pockets for carrying keycards.

This dumb meme actually made me think that a game based around exploring each level of an underground secret experiment facility would be awesome. At the first few levels the enemies would be just normal soldiers and military shit
but as you go deeper you encounter more bizarre and alien shit like aliens, mutants, demons kaiju, eldritch abominations etc. and at some floors you fight a boss. If you free some of the captives you either fight them or they join you or give you weapons/items/armor like the prisoners in metal slug. Objective is to go deeper each floor and you either do that by just making a mad dash to the elevator, find keycards to activate the elevator or fight a boss to get access to the elevator. Should be 20 players at least so that it really feels like a raid and the game gets harder the deeper you go so there's still a challenge.

based and dboipilled

just dress like prisoners and pretend you're being escorted out of the base, walking backward into the base

There already is a game, it's called "Area 51".

All of them. Literally anyone who goes and tries to do this is going to either die or rot in prison for life, the military does not fuck around with people trespassing and trying to sneak onto bases. It's not a movie, they will get caught because the security there has no holes to exploit, least of all by idiots trying to just run in across the desert in the open. The entire perimeter miles out has cameras and constant surveillance patrols.

>implying the Great Filter isn't a cruel mistress

Sounds like Blake Stone turned into a roguelite

I heard they just store nuclear weapons there

Idiots its nothing but contractors there. JT4 and security contractors all make up the personal there.

Theres so much disinformation and speculation about area 51 its fucking astounding. Nothing but a bunch of engineering schmucks working on low level black projects go there. No one wants that job because the commute is ass and the work space is horrid. The only use it really has is for wargames like pic related between the Nellis boys and The Area 51 lads like pic related.

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what would you reaction be if we came across aliens but instead they looked and acted just like us and their planet is just another Earth.

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>if they exist yet
10^20 user...

Stfu cianigg

Would you look at all this damage control?

that's just a singleplayer FPS, i'm talking about a large scale PvE multiplayer coop game

Start shitposting that mass effect was right

This user gets it. They let Area 51 become a MUH UFO CONSPIRACY meme back in the 80's and 90's on purpose because it no longer being a secret made it useless for the purposes it was originally serving as a secret test facility for experimental weapons and technology. It still exists to keep idiots busy while they moved all the cool stuff to other more secure bases that remain top secret. It makes absolutely zero sense to conduct any sort of secret research at a place the entire world has heard of, aliens or not.

sounds neat user, i would buy it
will it be compatible with my amiibos?

I hope people out there are stupid enough to take a Facebook meme seriously, I want live footage of retards being gunned down.

Skeptical. Very skeptical. I would suspect it is a smokescreen meant to trick us so we fall into their trap. I've seen this episode too many times in genre shows from the last 30 years to trust that at face value.

Its probably in the one place that hasnt been fully explored by humans. Some lab In the ocean or Antarctic

have the mysteries behind the bermuda triangle ever been solved?

Just watched "The Fourth Kind" last night, it was pretty spoopy. Anyone else see this movie?

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That was a series. V: Visitors. Was kinda like X-com 2 in TV mini-series format.

Not that user, but the Area 51 raid meme died mere minutes after it was created, and is no longer humorous. Dare I say - it never was.

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>US literally flaunt alien cloaking tech in public

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Here's the thing, lads.
Grey aliens - I don't like 'em. They scare me. I don't even believe in aliens, but on a pure "character design" level, they're sketchy.
Post some spooky grey alien pics to get my unnerved.

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Most likely, yes. Or just not in North America in general. There are US bases all over the world such as Japan, the Philippines, Germany, Italy, etc. Could easily see them having secret research bunkers in one of these places, especially Japan considering the country is a hotbed of tech research anyway.

>Based engineer bros making ace combat real

>unnerved
how about my peanus weenus haha

Unironically these anons get it. The real stuff has been moved to either wright Patterson base or another base no one has heard of.

Area 51 is just a surface level conspiracy. If anyone truly believes the government would keep all their secrets in one base that's been conspired for years, then you're insanely retarded.

My point: they have their eggs in more than one basket.

Of course.

FUCK DBOIS AND FUCK CHAOS. I've already prepared my degree from Harvard

They use contractors to bypass due process

Coming to rescue me, anons?

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Samefag

>Ooohh the universe is so big, therefore there's stuff in it
This is what passes for logic in the current year.

imagine thinking we're the only things in the universe

faggot

I hope those idiots like the microwave blaster and tear has.

enjoy playing with the bacteria on a water planet on the opposite side of the universe relative to the center of existence.

this
if there were some real fucked up things being hidden, why the hell would they be at the place where most people expect them to be?
they would be in underground facilities no one in the public has heard of
install brain

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Why do people care about Area 51 again? What happened?

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You're going to get your cheeks clapped, gayboy.

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>he he, that's right, Russians, we have an alien
>w-what are you doing, citizens
O' HOW SOON WE FORGET
THE IRONY, IT'S IRONY

joke facebook event where people rsvpd to storm area 51, it turned into a giant meme and started trending everywhere

faggot

Will this fucking elite every get his dick or are you just going to say its internal bullshit and they mate via spores, because if I have to see these same slutty poses in another god damn thread I'm going to draw them on myself.

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Do you prefer internal or external?

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>Getting fucked by a sanghelli
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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why is area 51 popular again?

I prefer them viable, you god damn tease. Christ you're like a furry artist shilling his SFW poses bullshit that you know has some big donger edited out but I know you don't draw these.

how it doesnt have a dick

Pretty sure you'll find the NSFW content by googling my name.

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First zone and raid of the endgame DLC.

Ayy lmaos

Rem Lezar

I can't wait for 1000 normies to be shot by 0Bs and M107s

They probably moved everything interesting out of Area 51 the moment the base became popular in the media.

If i worked there i would just print thousands of fake Bogdanoff documents and wait for the reddit raid

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M240Bs*

All I got was a bunch of weird Korean shit.

Vien Quitonm

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Atleast post female sanghelli

Cool to see the biggest meme on social media right now gets its own thread on Yea Forums :)

Is that high chastity?

ok

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I have a few
No. Something I commissioned with an artificial sun

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Don't you have a big guy to catch, CIAnigger?

this
its just a fucking storage area for abandoned projects now

take your meds

I hope that, at the very least, they let people hop the fence until they start shooting.

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WHATS IN THERE YOU FUCKING GLOWNIGGER

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no, BS-015 is

>I'm sure its just a coincidence all these child pedophile/pornography rings being busted have ties to celebrity and entertainer bigwigs in some way or another
lol fucking when
tell me literally one fucking example that isn't some dumb pizzagate shit
i fucking hate you people so fucking much, you know fucking nothing, you literally contradict yourself with everything you fucking say
if they're so powerful, how come they're broken up in the first place?
the real world is much more interesting than your conspiracy shit, if you're interested in actual pedophile rings, it's not very hard to find one

rusting prototypes

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>That time some guy made an engine that ran off of water or something
>"Mysteriously" gets killed in an "accident" like a week later

>site gets infested with nazis
>people who actually believe in basic bitch conspiracy shit start posting outside of /x/
lol what the fuck is up with the right and being completely devoid of any intelligence whatsoever?

>Space is so vast that the galaxy we will collide with will never have a star system collide with each other

Never gonna meet big tiddy eldar

>rescue
They're doing research in those bases, they're not held captive.

conspriacies are boring, things that actually happened are far more interesting
>DUUUDE THERE'S AN AYYYLIEN BASE UNDER NEW MEXICO!!!!111
yeah sure mate, howabout that time IN REAL LIFE when tokyo gas cult aum shinrikyo TESTED NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN THE AUSTRALIAN DESERT
way more fucking interesting than your trash /x/ shit

Here's your Area 51, bro

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IT'S ALIENS, I FUCKING KNEW IT

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user. We are the Eldar

He was a prophet

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Why does Keanu always look fucked in every picture he takes?

how is a cult testing nukes more interesting than possible extraterrestrial lifeforms you shithead contrarian?

as if I give a fuck some jap towelhead made a homemade nuke outta bat dookie.
show me the cryptids baby.

can't wait for all the ZoomZooms going to get shot to shit

The ayy is right. Anyone that still believes there is still any top secret shit in Area 51 is a fool. It's become too popular and is too well known by the general public to hide any secrets anymore. It's now just a decoy testing area to divert attention from the real one hidden somewhere else.

Imagine believing that nukes are real to begin with

Its gonna be fjn watching zoomers get turned into red mist with Hellfires.

>fake shit is interesting because i am a child
lol ok
cryptids and aliens are zzzzzzz shit for nazis and hippies with single digit iqs
imagine not snorting thousands of kilograms of dried semen everyday
guess you can't, though

>look fucked on photo
You can say that about every human on photos.

Based and scientistpilled

He always looks distressed

You don't need pictures, they'll find you later tonight

You'll know it's happening when you see them surrounding your bed, but you won't be able to move because the aliens have paralyzed you

There are so many people that are going to get turned into pink mist and I'm going to sit here and laugh about it.

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>mine is more obscure so its better

You laugh at the courage of pioneers, as you stay a coward slave to the end of your days? If I were you, I'd cry instead

mine is actually real
also, yes, you fucking pleb, the definition of 'better' is 'not known by mouthbreathing shit eaters'

I laugh at idiots walking towards assured and documented death. Even our advanced concrete jungles can't keep dumb from killing itself.

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Whatever, chicken bitch

Imagine being so fucking stupid that you think that earth is the only planet in the universe with life on it.

Say hi to g-man for me, hippie.

Imagine being so fucking stupid that you think in 13 billion year not a single civilization invented space travel and rekt us before we were even out of the oceans.

imagine being so fucking stupid that you think that other life in the universe would be interested in contacting or visiting us
imagine being so unbelievably fucking stupid and childish that you think that life in the universe would even have the slimmest chance of encountering us
imagine having the mentality of a brain damaged ape, thinking that if there was an alien species advanced enough to use faster than light travel to visit us, they would waste their time fingering farmers and mutilating livestock, pausing for a while to instruct the egyptians on how to build a fucking pyramid and maybe draw some birds in south america

This game was fucking great.

newsflash, pals: we're in a Dyson sphere

Drugs probably

"The raid on Area 51? Why yes, I did take part in that. What gave it away?"

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t. seething cia nigger

i actually do work for the cia and that's how i know that all of this shit is fake lol, we do wayy worse shit to you
did you know that tobacco is actually good for you? that was a fun psyop lol, but we had to since none of the tobacco companies are owned by jews

glowie glowie get in cagie

>Openly and blatantly glowposting this much

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Or it’s just some microbe that’s been drifting for billions of years and happened to land on Earth.

or maybe aliens were here all along as animals

Or maybe we were the aliens. Crashed landed and lost our access to knowledge. Had to start over

Birds are unironically aliens, why else do you think are they so smart and aggressive?

maybe the real aliens were the friends we made along the way

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traps aren't gay

DOES THE N WORD OFFEND YOU NIGGERS

Well shit

anons i dont have much tme to post please do not go to area 51 its bad very bad its horror i can see the horrors they are here they are alive they are coming please do not come here do no come here please its bad its not what we thought at all its worse these are probably my final moments but please do not come here do not come here

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No.Women are.

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See? I told you intelligent life didn't exist in space

Discord trannies aren't women

The government is going to use aliens to force us into a one government planet. This under the guise of a threat from outside.

That's a female(female) actually, she was murdered today.

Elaborate

Is there a twitter page with Area51 memes? Wanna share them with my friends

No, suck dick

Mentally ill attention whore teenager who used to hang out at /r9k/ murdered by her beta orbiter from her discord server.