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I like this thread already.
Is that the man who ate a McChicken live on stream?
isnt that the guy that beat Dark Souls 3 live on stream?
WOO UP IN SMOKE
>PLAYING 10,000,000
I dont know what this means.
What does it mean?
ALRIGHT CLIP IT
THIS THREAD IS GOING A LITTLE TOO WELL FOR MY LIKING
>simple game about playing arcade games turns into TTS reading spongebob transcripts and scratch-off ticket addiction
My sides left orbit.
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
I thought he said there was gonna be a stream today?
I never thought live action rumble would ever be topped, let alone in THIS caliber
Changed to Monday.
Too busy making a fucking carnival stream
SHUT UP
Welp. I guess I can't be too mad
“Moms Making Cookies” from Baskin Robbins is the best ice cream I’ve ever had in my entire life. It’s so good in fact, that Nothing else even compares. I ate a carrot last night and SPIT it out. I think a cool concept would be a carrot shaped moms making cookies ice cream.
Etalyx is doing an amazing stream right now
Yeah but I don't like etalyx
etalyx is boring
:'(
go to bed Etalyx nobody cares
Sorry. His sarcasm is a little too hostile I guess. He doesn't make sarcastic jokes; he's just kind of mean. He's a good straight man when he's with jerma tho
>TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
pretty much every single youtuber Jerma has colab'd with isnt good on their own, but great along side Jerma.
STAR_ is unbearable by himself and Etalyx is abit bland, MLCstealth, Sp00n, and Boo may as well be dead
Boo was plenty good on his own, I miss him
OH YOU WANNA FIGHT? YOU WANNA FIGHT, COME AT ME COME-
Kino: clips.twitch.tv
His BASICALLY and old TF2 vids are good.
Fuck I don't recognize any of those last three. Maybe I was the poser the whole time
I've got to buy these crates, I've got to buy these crates
the first two are excusable but not knowing who boo is means you haven't seen jerma is mad which is essential jerma material, apply yourself
whats with the constant tf2 threads whos the idiot trying to keep tf2 relevant
Huh? I've definitely seen jerma is mad. I guess I need to re-watch it
is this that one monster game he played a long while ago? is it worth checking past beanbag sonic?
Oh fuck it's a ster vid. I am definitely a poser
tell me 3 of jermas lets plays that are worth watching
For him, it's the mc chicken
The Simpson's Hit Run
The Movies
The Sims 4
The Sims ones are kino to the nth degree
This guy is FUCKED
>simpsons hit and run
>OOO THE VIBRATIONS ARE TICKLING MY FEET
never seen a man's mental integrity break down in such a progressive manner, fantastic
Is this a Jerma thread disguised as a tf2 thread disguised as a Jerma thread?
>it's a Jerma streams for 12 hours straight episode
Did he actually eat it? I didn't watch the whole thing. I did see his mental breakdown over that one mario level though
The sam and max and monster rancher ones are good. His Sekiro streams are amazing too, it's hard to find a bad stream from him.
>gets busted in the beam in the final level
>softly crying off screen
I get it guys, we all miss him, but jerma died earlier this year, and shitposting wont bring him back
he ate three of them
Man if that actually happens people are gonna fucking DIE
What's star doing now, anyway? Last I looked into him he was slowly dying inside playing overwatch.
>its a jerma streams twice a week episode
>last level of the 3rd stage
>hits the breaks on the car as it narrowly stops on the edge of the boat
>manages to sprint to Bart at the very last second as he screams at the top of his lungs
He recently uploaded a Basically video, which was pretty alright, other than that, he's dying inside.
BAERT
he quit overwatch for a while and is now pretty much a variety streamer, but he's back to playing overwatch again
Wh-wuh-w-there's no secrets over here?
I bet you liked this video youtube.com
he did Deep Rock Galactic with jerma and really reminded me how great they both are together, and how incredibly boring in comparison star is alone, or god forbid with his wife
I used to watch star when I played overwatch, he went from cynical to outright hostile to his viewers sometimes
Posting best jerma greenscreen youtube.com
this was the best one on the last movie night stream
youtu.be
>4 months ago
>recently
sorry it's this
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I feel like star works a lot better with edited content. He doesn't have the gift for spontaneous things like jerma does.
When he's on his own just streaming it's really boring.
>it's already been 4 months
fuck
my mistake
He died to pinwheel though what a fuckin casual
*blocks your path*
youtu.be
ok the one that jumped over peter got me good
Even his stream highlights are honestly awful now. He just doesn't seem to try anymore at all. They're full of legitimately boring content strung together with godawful prepackaged glitch transitions.
Jerma would be great for a cartoon protagonist
Seeing him and Star get together again live was incredible. The whole stream was absolute fucking gold.
I think he does, the deep rock stream when he was just recording jerma on the fly and playing it back in the best ways was wonderful. It just makes me feel like he can't really do much at all on his own, he just sits and plays game compared to jerma either having dumb shit planned ahead of time or just constantly looking for something to talk about no matter how stupid it is
Can't really think of the best greenscreens off the top of my head, so here are some hornet videos instead
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hey that rhymed
PURCHASE
AND THEN I CLOSE
when he opened the drawer full of money my sides planted a flag on mars, comedy diamonds
If he has someone to bounce off of it works. But he can't really carry it when it's just him on his own playing something.
He could get by when he only did overwatch since most people watched him for how well he could play. But for variety streams the personality and humor of the streamer are the most important.
>People egg him on to get into the discord while he was several hours into his hit and run stream and he hadn't saved in a while
>He alt-tabs and it crashes
>When he realizes the game crashed he starts to teeter on the very edge of having a breakdown
for me it's the screaming lettuce
What happened to burgah boy?
EAT
DEER
QUICK, PICK WHO YOU WANT IN JERMA RUMBLE 2019
MADAM SANDLER FROM KENSHI IS MY PICK
4 really tiny Jermas
The thotties vs that other gang
Jerma could actually make a pretty good rap
until dawn and late shift are both easily his best because its stupid cheesy movie games where you can make retarded decisions and he has this genuine disbelief and panic when he fucks up that tends to be pretty entertaining, not to mention the writing of those games are unintentially comical as fuck on their own. the swat one was also really funny but the game slowed down a lot after the first main mission
other wise im not too big a fan of his streams, he does something slightly dumb then laughs for like 3 minutes trying to pass it off as a comedy when its literally just him having a laughing fit for no fucking reason
He's got a wife and kids, he's a full grown burgah man now.
>i also switch to spy
COFFEE
CHICKEN
the old man from Recettear
Old man who buys everything, yes
He's going to announce his retirement at the end of the carnival stream.
B A R T
WHERE IS HE
B A R T
KFC's Chicken Cheetos Sandwich
Nah nah nah, he's in this for life baby. this is his passion.
His life is over, though.
what stream is this from?
compact
>came back to the stream right when he began the fake meltdown bit
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Don't be mean, he's the tallest dwarf in Ironforge.
could someone explain to me what the fuck this thread
>Having chat open
It's not like they say anything worthwhile ever
Yea Forums-approved streamer
I just filtered them, you can tell Vinny especially is sick of it
I cant believe adam sandler sacrificed himself to allow jex to unlock his full power
this, unless you want to see nothing but flags and the word boomer there's no reason to have the chat open
Sims for mod insanity
Hotline Miami 1+2 for him losing his mind
Labo for seeing him drunk
>t. boomer
the fact that adam sandler almost killed him but he mopped the floor with jex was the best fucking part of that stream, outside of him crashing the game of course.
He ate three for free!
>>Having chat open
Of course I have chat open, user. I'm OneGuy.
>A while back I donated to Jerma and put a joke I wrote in the donation message
>He actually read it on stream but didn't get it
>Thats the only time he's responded to me in the chat despite me being a regular
>Jerma bought ad space on this site
STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE BOOTLICKER KEK SHILL KIKE REEEEEEE
Tell me what the joke was so I can tell you it was shit.
What does He-Man drink?
He-Brews!
I know it sucks but most of the chat got it and even tried to explain it to him but he just moved on
tfw jerma keeps reading the creepy things i say to him out loud
>Scammers LOVE this Streamer! A Las Vegas Man on Twitch.tv figured out an easy way to lose your life's savings by day trading cryptocurrencies.
he read out my random shitposts calling the wizard kid a redditor and telling him to go back to Yea Forums
fuck that was meant for
Jerma is scout
I'm glad whoever the commision for the comics knows how good this was because new lazy valve probably still would have left him nameless
I mean there were glue man shirts advertised you retard I saw them when I posted a picture from my phone
I got him to laugh on stream for free because he happened to just look at chat at the right time. was a good stream anyway, but that was a nice moment.
>MAYBE IF I GIVE STREAMER MONEY HE'LL SAY MY NAME ON STREAM
eat your tide pods.
>Ronnie is one of star's chat mods
This shouldn't bother me as much as it does but it's really strange for some reason.
ancient ANCIENT news. he's been drawing for star for years and they stream together regularly. ronnie even streams on his own time and it's pretty chill. chat is slow so you can interact with the big man very easily
>Being surprised that two professional losers hang out
he also plays dnd with a bunch of other streamers
Pizza Dude's Incredibly Stressful Life
what's the deal with jerma and crypto? is it a meme or did he genuinely fuck up?
He said he didn't take it that seriously but it's obvious he lost money on it
what the fuck is wrong with you people
Go to bed grandpa
I never really watched star because he's
pretty boring and overwatch sucks but when I saw his name in the chat it took me a moment to process it was THAT Ronnie because I hadn't heard about him for a year or two before that, strange world.
no I'm serious, you guys have an emotional investment in a person you don't even know. it's creepy
in his own words he only bought a little and lost a few hundred bucks, the meme is from when he said "Yea Forums isn't that bad I used to go on their cryptocurrency board" and then immediately realized what he just said
>trannies desperately trying to twist jerma's words into being """woke""" during the reccetear streams
>retard on the discord talking about how the game is actually a critique of capitalism and pro-socialism
Overwatch does in fact blow but Star's permadeath Bethesda game streams are really entertaining
I really wish he just became a variety streamer, if he handled leaving YT and TF2 more graciously he would probably still be relevant
based and /biz/ pilled
really wish this was bait
go back
I like jerma but I wouldn't touch his discord with a 50 foot pole
he fucked up so bad he had to move in with etalyx
Buddy, most non-autistic people get invested in people they will never meet. Fucking actors and musicians have die-hard fans despite neither having as much fan interaction as streamers do. How is this hard to comprehend
it is pretty embarassing to actually care, there's 3-4 thousand people at any given time spamming garbage, you're just another name depositing yet more garbage
That's the problem. He was so stuck on being a tryhard Overwatch pro that he basically shot himself in the foot and went nowhere for a full 2 years or so. It's only in the last year that he really opened up to new games after realizing that he was wasting his time.
>unironically using twitch chat while trying to jerk off a streamer
>tells others to go back
jesus fuck
>you have to be autistic to be rational
liking someone professional is normal, getting upset because they didn't get a joke you PAID to tell them is pathetic
you can say that about any discord
you might unironically have autism if you cant comprehend the concept of fans or hero worship
who says I can't comprehend it? the fuck are you even talking about?
Recognizing that fandom is a blight on society doesn't mean he doesn't comprehend it.
>Hit n Run
>Bart jumps and get stuck in the air for half a second
>>makes a post that only vaguely resembles a T pose
>literally nobody what have started spamming T if Jerma didn't mention it
>puts chat in emote only mode
this sounds pretty sardonic, but the only one who ""cares"" is you.
you're definitely underage if you can't get over dipshits watching other dipshits play games. some juvenile shit.
snort my cum bitch
I watch jerma too, you dumb motherfucker. what I don't to is partake in the cesspool that is twitch chat while trying to get him to notice me, and even post about it on here afterwards
he's a professional entertainer, not your friend
Listen to me:
It's going to be okay. Just take a few deep breaths and focus on something else
Is this the guy who appeared on porn ad?
lmao I really hit home, didn't I?
yeah
well, bitching about the general emotional vacuousness of twitch chat is nothing really new. But I was mistaken in what exactly you were saying. Take this image as consolation
you have to be at least 14 to post on Yea Forums
When is twitch getting rid of tranny flags holy fuck
have fun
mind if I save it?
You're still angry. Realize that anger only comes from within and move on with your life.
Look, if you need someone to talk to you can have my number
You can filter keywords with BTTV, works with emotes too.
please do
>no u
seething
my stream experience has increased twentyfold after filtering jups and most other spam emotes. cant imagine life without it
even if they wanted to they wouldnt because (((journalists))) would sperg out over trannies being "silenced"
Did but they shouldn't be tolerated, ironically they bully more than anyone
i like etalyx. his streams are top comfy
They'd sooner get rid of every other emote than remove the fag flags
tfw jerma doesnt have the attention span to learn rimworld
Are they even going to get rid of the pride month flags? I got emotes from it that I'm never going to use that are still there.
pretty sure he's mentioned playing it before
I doubt it, I got a few of those shitty emotes as well. But whatever like 99% of emotes on twitch are garbage anyway.
>I got emotes from it that I'm never going to use that are still there.
If you win an emote from the cheer span it never goes away I still have some old world cup ones from like last year or so
My dream for a good way to die is to see a jerma rumble ,live action , on the flesh, like , the real thing , rigth in front of me
Never because trannies would flip the fuck out
And I mean trannies specifically, that's easily the most spammed pride emote by far
Did he actually try to go pro or was he just pub stomping?
That's also why everyone thought he and jerma weren't friends, partly because they thought it would be funny to do a reunion and partly because jerma doesn't give a shit about overwatch
He played Kenshi for ages, he could for sure learn rimworld.
Wasn't it because of this?
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what the fuck. filename is right though
Recettear was one of his best recent streams. Any game he gets really into and marathons ends up being a ton of fun, and Recettear is fun enough on its own. It also had the bonus of perpetually making twitch normies salty as fuck until their will got broken.
Seeing him game over was the best
Also THOR YOU MUST TAKE THE BRUNT OF THE CANDLESTICK
>him genuinely getting angry during the Coin Game stream from the dumb chicken game
>when he said he has thousands of friends in chat and they said they weren't his friends, so he shot back with "Why we lying to each other?"
Maybe reading too much into it but it felt like a good ass jab against parasocial relationships.
i thought he was referencing that tw-five thousand friends joke from that stream where he played the shitty car explosion game
what is this OP referencing? I heard he did some audio for rat movie 3 on stream but I don't know which one it was
Opinions?
>Do randomizer DS1 run
>Devolve in to doing randomizer with a chance to spawn bosses as normal enemies and normal enemies as bosses
>Devolve in to everythig is a random boss
>Devolve in to everything is pinwheel
>Devolve in to new run that's all normal enemies are a type of rat and all bosses are pinwheels
WEW
That was the hardest I laughed in a while.
oh i got to get some COFFEE with that
>the giant rats just run in straight lines because its from a scripted scene instead of an actual enemy
THIS is the actual best greenscreen video
>Misses the ledge in Undead Burg like 15 times
>Starts breaking down
This and the YTPMV were the best.
The vids that were just him spliced into a movie or Jojo got old fast
Do you think Jerma will ever do another kill the meme stream?
>there is a future where the Jerma Wrestling Federation is a real thing and is a competitor to WWE
>companies actively try to get characters they own into the JWF because they know it's popular and they're known for wacky wrestlers
>Jerma actively involved in wrestling to the point where kids are doing the diaper and the whoopsie daisy to each other
Chicken Cheetos Sandwich vs McChicken in rumble when?
In the reboot stream JoJo was actually funny again because it was such a lame concept in the first greenscreen night.
>two of my chat jokes were read aloud and made him crack up hard
>both of my jokes also made it into the highlight videos
Nothing personnel, kid.
Will glueman finally win jermania this year bros?
CHEETOS
>STAR_ backwards is RATS_
youtube.com
He will literally never win
despite deserving to
Is he laughing? Is he crying? Who knows, that’s jerma !
AW DUDE
hey Yea Forums
be the best you can be
and put your pedal to the metal
When you take out a loan, what is it that you need to give the bank?
If you can't handle me at my worst
then obey your thirst.
She's so fucking cute, when is he dropping Kim for her??
Rio from Lifeline
>It's a Clown stream
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COFFEE
>clown car and dunk tank confirmed for carnival stream
this streamer is FUCKED
Who was in the wrong?
>That moment where the round ends, Jerma's team has won
>He thinks he can finally kill star without a worry
>Star uses a taunt kill
I fucking HATE the fact that
a) instead of jerma doing cool shit spontaneously e.g (the first 3 jerma rumbles, castle grifinsteed, random ideas like that) he believes that he needs to spend 10,000$ on some dumbass joke to be a good enough standalone video. The live action rumble fucking SUCKED and now he doesn't do cool small things anymore because everything needs to have some bullshit as production value so he just DOESNT UPLOAD ANYTHING for 6 years. Sad!
b) his editor SUCKS DICK his fucking intros are try hard, his editing is gay and it doesnt have an ounce of SOUL. FUCK HIM I HATE HIM.
Literally all I know about Jerma is the rat movies
That was my favorite fight of the rumble. The shit-tier Adam Sandler put up such a valiant effort against all odds. So many times he went down I thought there was no way he would get back up, but he kept pressing on.
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its the walk that gets me without fail
this stupid looking motherfucker came back from the dead to murder death himself
he has powers beyond our comprehension
Q R S
LOOGAME LOOGAME
HEY GAMERS
>The live action rumble fucking SUCKED
Fuck off GrillMasterxBBQ
video games
Jesus fucking christ mods, you have one job.
Boo
Have you seen the state of Yea Forums lately? This is not even the in worst twenty threads not directly related to vidya.
of course i only notice the jerma thread once it's already dead
can't find that moment in the video, timestamp?
It's when they are playing on nucleus
is that the fucking psycho that killed santa on stream