What could have been DK bros

HE

CANCELLED

>Tiny instead of Dixie again.
What was with them getting rid of Dixie back then?

No it wasn’t, it’s pretty boring
I’m really nostalgic for Super Donkey Kong 3 though because I had a drinking problem back then and the music is really melancholic for me

>implying Tropical Freeze isn't better than every single DK game other than DKC2

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Oh, so you're just as trash as your opinions

This probably doesn't exist in that timeline though.

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>it was really boring
I never played returns 3D because Nintendo was fucking dumb as shit and forced motion controls and I cannot be assed to play games on a shitty 3DS, but Tropical Freeze is fucking awesome and your opinion on it is shit.

DKC2 is king baby, but man you're a jaded fuck.

Pretty much this. TF is fucking awesome. It's worst sin is no kremlings.

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It’s not
Yeah sorry I’m not into your zoomer shit give me the Super Famicom games any day of the week

>Super Donkey Kong
Who the fuck calls them this, shut the fuck up and leave this place

That’s literally what the game is called
I bet you call Balrog Vega too dumb cunt

wow it looks hideous and has a terrible roster.

HE

why does the term circa exist, just say about
its the same exact character space but you sound less up your own ass

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>Who the fuck calls them this
Well, Japanese do, because that's what they were re-named as.

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dk is japanese now he needs to put that flag down

It's Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest. The game was made by brits so it really makes no sense to be an ultra weeb about it.

That said call it what you want it just outs you as a weeb.

Listen you fucking weeaboo this doesn't work for a GAME MADE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM

Are you, perhaps, a drunkard nip?

>Japanese now
He's always been Japanese created. His current design was just created by Britain.

I'll never get how Paon thought the one called "Tiny" was the bigger sister.

Where's Dixie and Chunky?

NINTENDO SHITCUBE

>The country of Britain created Silicon 3D DK.
Amazing.
*claps in burger*

How am I being an ultra weeb? Because where I live that’s what the game is called? Fuck off cunt
Donkey Kong is Japanese Mohammed

>i live in japan
Doubt.

Go post on 2ch then, you fucking weeb
>cunt cunt cunt
yeah you sure are japanese :)

I spend about 3-4 months of the year living at my girlfriends house Whatever homo

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>i live in japan i swear
>i-i have a gf too!

Probably that a Female Character who isn't visually appealing is seen as trash. I mean it would explain why Tiny Kong got redesigned and why even Sega's Amy Rose got redesigned as well. No one likes looking at ugly pussy.....except westerners in western games like Naughty Dog's.

No, everything about the Country games were UK created, besides the DK character itself which is by Miyamoto for arcades.

The same reason Tiny in Crash Bandicoot is a buff huge muscle beast. It's just an ironic name.

Regardless of whether or not you live in Japan, you're really fucking dumb to come to an English speaking image board and call a game by its Japanese name. You knew full well that you'd get responses like this, but did it anyway.

I just told you retard I only live there for a few months
I’m back home now though, gonna go spend the winter there. Loot the BookOffs around here since foreigners are too stupid to come here and spend their money on over priced super Famicom carts in Akihabara instead lol

3>2>>TF>1>>>R

>Donkey Kong Forces

>3 the best
You DKC3fags never fucking learn. Your game isn't the best. That adventure mode shit on the map sucks balls on a replay. DKC2 is pure DKC.

Nigga this dude never played Tropical Freeze ever no use arguing with him

Whatever mate

I have it, played the first world. It kinda sucks it feels so clunky and slow I guess that’s what zoomers like

Dc3 was arse and boring.

>Tiny Kong but not Dixie
What the fuck did Rare have against Dixie Kong? Some faggot there really must have had a twintail fetish.

Now this is good art direction.

Rare redesigned Tiny for Diddy Kong Racing DS

>its too slow I GOTTA GO FAST
looks like you are the zoomer

Born in 83 cunt

>whatever
>mate
god damn we should have nuked you harder

Yeah nah you never did cunt but I’d like to see you try

I'm not a zoomer and love it. You're just jaded and a fuck throwing out brit/aussie slang and for some reason live in japan, but come to a English image board and call games by their japanese names.

you're a weeb and were called out on it and still pretending to have the high ground. It's delicious. Please, continue.

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Tropical Freeze is way the fuck better than DKC2

jesus not only you are a fucking pretentious weeb, you also have some shit taste. kill yourself

If anything it'd be beneficial at this point. London is already Londonistan and it won't be long before the rest of the isles are as well.

I don’t think Rare redesigned her as the whole point was removing banjo and conker... somehow tiptup was ok tho? It’s weird.

I’m not a weeb I don’t watch anime
I just play games in their original uncucked language on the original hardware. I’m not a dub fag sorry if that triggers you
Not a weeb
I’ve never been to England in my life

>I just play games in their original uncucked language on the original hardware
fucking weeb

>36 years old
>arguing about donkey kong on Yea Forums
Okay I believe you but goddamn lol

>only ranking ever posted with 3 at the top is the one made by a drunken Aussie
big laff

Anyway I feel like just about everyone agrees DKC2 and TF are the top 2, but which one's number 3? 1 is the obvious choice but I replayed it recently and wasn't as keen on it as I used to be. I also feel like Returns is overhated but I don't know if it's quite third place material.

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t. Jelly doughnut fag

Whatever

1 has better music and atmosphere than Returns but the SNES games are a chore to play and don't have nearly as interesting level design as the Returns games

kill yourself

Never forget Redneck Kong.

After you
1>2>64>3
That’s all that matters

>1>2
lolno

>64

Yes
64 is good if you’re not a zoomer who’s too impatient to walk 2 minutes to the barrel to change characters

Rare and Microsoft own diddy Kong racing in all but name
The entirety of that game save for krunch and the kings is a Microsoft IP. Diddy Kong racing DS exists because rare developed it

>too impatient to walk 2 minutes to the barrel to change characters, collect 4 things, and repeat the process 70 times over the course of completing the level
ftfy

>I have ADD and my brain stops working when I see 4 tasks on screen at once

>dubs are okay when it's Japan

>Kiddy Kong was also there

You talking shit about jelly donuts?

if it was actually released everyone would be saying they had soul

>no DK extended universe
Damn. At least we got barrel blast.

Literally a damn fucking shame.

Why did they keep making Kongs only to replace them in the next game anyway? I like how DK is not even playable in DKC2 or 3

Let's say a DK spinoff comes out next year. DK racing, DK golf, DK fishing, who gives a shit. This is the roster. How do you feel about it?

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>slow
You haven't played it or you're garbage

IMAGINE A CROSSOVER TITLE WITH DIDDY KONG RACING AND BANJO PILOT STARRING ALL THE KONGS, BANJO, CONKER AND GUEST STAR JOANNA DARK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Feels like it needs a token DKC3 guy.

Rekoil or Skidda could work.

I hate Fredrik so goddamn much, he sucks compared to the other Snowmads. Put Bashmaster in there instead, and replace the Klaptrap with something else, because he's not anthropomorphic and he might as well be one of the beavers or Zingers at that point. Maybe one of the enemies from DKC3.

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W-what is it user?!

>krunch
Nintendo owns him too. He has a more cartoony design for a Kritter, but he's still a Kritter.

Tiny Kong looks particularly cute there...

He has something special for you.

DK'94 > 2 = TF > 1 > Returns = Jungle Beat > 3 > Arcade Donkey Kong > 64 = DK Land series > DK Jr. > Donkey Kong 3

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Anybody who whines about DK64 is a gigantic fucking pussy who didn't play the N64's REAL worst Rareware collectathon, Jet Force Gemini.

That fucking game REQUIRES 100% for a fucking joke ending of "lmao the bad guy was just my brother in a rubber suit just a prank bro let's dance"

What could it be

You'll never know because you turned off the subtitles.

and gruntilda, and mumbo, conker, and tiptup, timber, t.t., it would have been amazing

>That image
1. Ooooo! Oooo Ah ah!
2. Ooo...
3.Ahh aaahhh aaaaaahhh ahahah!
>Diddy turns on some pro wrestling
4.Oooo....
5. OOOO! OOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
6.AH AH OO AH AH AH AH AH
Both: AH AH AH AH AH OOO AH AH AH AH AH AH
>0 sex was had that night

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Returns 3DS ditched the motion controls dumbass, you’re robbing yourself of a good game.

user... this had Tiny AND Dixie!

NINTENDO

DK was kidnapped in 2, it was the reason Diddy was the star. 3 was the same plot but with Diddy too.

Pulling this one from a few years ago
>DKC/Wario Land collab
Now that would have been gnarly.

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Diddy was basically Rare's OC, he was supposed to be DK Junior but Nintendo demanded he be a separate entity when they saw how different he looked. Rare probably liked him enough that they wanted him to have his own adventure, and having DK be a playable character would automatically kinda steal Diddy's spotlight. Same thing with Dixie, except in DKC3's case they wanted to tie up the trilogy, so they introduced an intentionally shitty and lame character to function as Dixie's sidekick. Nobody would complain if Kiddy Kong never got a game where he has top billing.

There's a big emphasis on the ensemble cast here. You're already the second DK and every game (Including Returns) puts emphasis on having two Kongs you can switch. Tropical Freeze puts even bigger emphasis on that since you can have Donkey Kong paired up with three different characters or even replaced with Funky Kong.

Add krunch and kiddy and I’m good

cloud and bqyonetta are good picks imo but im not representitive of nintendo target audience anymore. i think nintendo should actually liten to people like the op in spite of me thinking hes a retard.

and banjo is fucken retarded i only pre purchased for pirhana plant.

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>I never played returns 3D because Nintendo was fucking dumb as shit and forced motion controls
You fucking neanderthal, 3D is the version WITHOUT motion controls.

Gameplay variety.