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Astolfo is a man.

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boners pushing up skirts is hot

Is Saiyan muscle fibre like bird's bones or something? Are their muscles hollow? How could Vegeta weigh 56kg?

Still good, but you wouldn't happen to have anything thicker, would you?

It is the year 2019 and I still haven't played FSN

Should I get around to it or is it just a meme

I agree 100% I absolutely love it and I wish there was more of it

>draw a girl
>call her a man

This thread has nothing to do with video games.

Japs usually have no idea how weight works

Astolpho is incredibly accurate on his BMI tho

That's why it's always better when people draw him with a little muscle and wider shoulders.

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and you wonder why Yea Forums is full of trannies

Wasnt from him that the meme became a thing?

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He gets topless in Fate Apocrypha
he looks like a skinny ass dude with a cute face and long hair, which he is

And this is a good thing.

Sorry user I don't

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No, the meme is almost half a decade older than astolpho

Liking a man that looks like a woman makes you gay bro
But liking a woman that looks like a man is totally straight bro trust me bro

>their
Bruh.

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seething

Well, just give me more thighs and booty, then.

homosexuals are fucking obnoxious
retarded thread

Thanks for admitting that traps are indeed not gay.

God I'm gonna miss slamming my bf's bussy but he's such a fucking pain to deal with

>reading Pokedex entries
>5 meter tall dragon from space made of steel
>weighs less than a horse made of mud

It is gay, thats why you always get so butthhurt and defensive about it.

>Charizard is the same height as a chubby american kid

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That ass could have been drawn better. It's terrible.

What's his endgame?

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>oh no I have entered an attention whoring thread and now I am mad, how could it happen to me?

Traps are for straight boys only faggot

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Getting fucked by my average dick

Can I play as Edmond Dantes?

Astolfo is cute as fuck, but he isn't really hot.
He looks like a pet animal, like a girl.

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That's true, huh? I never thought about that, a gay person wouldn't like them because they look like girls.

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>their
Fuck of astolfo isn’t even a tranny he considers himself a boy

There are only 5 Pokemon heavier than this horse.
Pokemon lighter than the horse include: Dialga, Metagross, Mega-Steelix, Wailord, Kyogre, Giratina, Gyarados.

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I don't care if it's gay i like it

He just got gaped too hard, in an hour it'll settle back into the normal shape.

that mental gymnastic

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>no Felix bf

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The Buck Angel argument is actually solid and proves it.

>Lillie took this thing like a champ
Jesus...

Looks bony, like he's a skeletor

cope

>SEETHING beta insecure about his masculinity

The gay community is masc for masc dude. Traps exclusively pair with straight men. This isnt rocket science

>making my own retarded stories
kys retard

You sure know a lot about the gay community lmao
Fucking closetfag

>m

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Or maybe sexuality isn't as simple as dick=gay.

There are two groups with consistent beliefs:
>it's gay to fap to traps, straight to fap to Buck Angel
>it's straight to fap to traps, gay to fap to Buck Angel

The only way to prove either of them right would be to strap people in and measure their dicks in response to men, women, traps and mtfs.
Until that is done, neither of them is obviously more right. The only thing we know is that it's one of those two.

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>5'5
>123lbs
he is almost a skeleton

the answer is that these people are bi to some extent
literally that's all you have to say

Or maybe you're just hilariously insecure.
No one is obligated to think your mental gymnastics are valid.

cope

Those insecurities are tough to deal with huh?

He could weigh that much if he had muscle mass of a woman.
Though I heard that he's supposed to be a competent warrior.

Or it's gay to fap to both buck angel AND traps.

>n-no u
lol

>it's not gay
>yes it is
so this is the most homosexuals can do when shitposting
extremely pathetic and sad

And there is the subhuman retard opinion

This wasn't a video game thread to begin with.

This, I prefer the straighties shitposting like incel and have sex

its magic user
he could be an actual spooky skeleton or a ball of lard and still a decent fighter

Or the straight one.

Felix only likes Crusch what are you faggots doing

You don't have to be a subhuman retard to be straight.

OP here.
It was but it got derailed. I wanted to talk about the Fate games.

cute bulge

No you didn't, youre not fooling anyone
You just wanted an Astolfo image dump

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But you do have to only like women with female parts that have not been surgically attached.

Lying through your teeth user

My cock demands more boybutt in this thread ASAP.

That horse weighs a tonne. Literally, 80kg off of a metric tonne. 920kg. That's 100kg less than a Nissan Tiida.
Lillie would weigh, what, 40kg?

Dilate.

Ohhh I get it, shilling is okay if it's by way of a shiny looking anime babe

Such as Buck Angel

I was shocked to find out that BrocolliButts is almost 5'8
fucker is a tall boi

Whites make the best femboys
Asians make the best traps
Latinos make the best shemales
I think we can all agree on this one

I'm sorry you feel that way. Try and stay on topic though.

Ok, let me rephrase.

Needs to be a feminine looking female women with.

I'm not gay but I would suck Astolfo's dick and balls and let him cum in my mouth.

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What do blacks make?

god I want to frot with him as we melt in each other's arms

Latinos also make good femboys, dat natural plumb ass and being short as fuck is a huge buff for them

Play 'HIS' game faglord. And no, fuck musou games

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me too but i am gay

>5'8
>tall

When will they learn?

The best slaves

oof

this thread isn't on topic in the first place so no

test

i wish that was me

Nah, as long as it has to be either gay or straight, it's either feminine or female.
Only a literal subhuman retard would think that it's gay to fap to an obvious woman just because she isn't feminine.

The best meat dildos

I really hope this is a joke. I hope this whole thread is a joke.

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I kind of wish I was able to become a cute femboy and get fucked by muscle boys.
But instead I'm gonna be a big muscle boy and get fucked by cute femboys.

what a fucking chad

how does one acquire a gf (male)

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>Buck Angel
>Obvious woman

What? Dude looks like a truck driver.

For a trap? that is pretty tall
traps should be manlets user

Reminder Charlemagne and fuccboi paladins+braphog made a better empire compared to King of sheepshaggers and her autist knights

here's the rundown: traps are gay. liking traps is gay. being with a trap is gay. but traps are only for straight men.

and i want a gf (male) so i think my point is proven.

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For a cute guy, you smooth-brained chimps.
5'8" is a lanklet ogre mode for a trap.

cringe LARP

>Heck yeah, bro! I love being anonymously racist on the internets, how could you tell?

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At least contribute regarding the Fate video games. Thanks.

And the second a straight man is with a trap he is no longer straight ergo they must stop and the trap must find someone new, only to repeat.

Welcome to Yea Forums redditor

You have to go back subhuman

>any kind of discussion related to traps in neo-nu-neo/v/
>3DPD being unironically discussed
How low have we fallen?

niggers

You first

>antidepressants are finally killing my sex drive
Thank fucking god, I'll never have to see one of these threads again

Still kinda cute, but I can see why he hides his face.

cool mask check out mine

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Okay. The cups are way better than Shitstolfo

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SSRIs killed mine for the first couple weeks but then it came back.
Enjoy it while it lasts.

That poor girl's hair is on fire

>boi
Kill yourself.

trap discords not even kidding you, though you will probably have to look through several before finding one that is close and not a sociopath

just be really nice and treat them like a cute girl :)

just dont be too fat : -p

What do you mean?

>the slightly lewd loli fanservice spin off where illya is a magical girl managed to be a better heaven's feel than the VN and the movie so far

Fucking how?

he doesnt know

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ITT

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I think d'Eon is cuter

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where do you even find a trap discord?

That's ironically depressing to read. And I don't mean Yea Forums ironically.

>denying reality

Is it possible to seethe and cope THIS much?

there's an entire thread in /trash/

According to Yea Forums all discord servers are full of trannies so join whatever

/trash/ and other Yea Forums boards. stay away from any linked on reddit.

>trap discords
>one that is not a sociopath
Stay the fuck away from the ones that are populated mostly by germans or northen euros
they are fucking broken and are all into hard guro and snuff on top of being furries and bronies
The fuck is wrong with that part of europe

They are though. Especially if you play normalfaggot shit like assfaggots or flavor of the month fps games.

I hardly even had a sex drive to begin with. I'm just glad to know I'm making zero decisions with my dick anymore. I've had sex and it's not all that great, so I'd rather not have the compulsion.

muh boiwife right there

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I want to LOVE Astolfo

>plays garbage
>gets surprised when the community is trash
>blames it on the program
lmao

God I just want to fuck his boipussy.

>traptards think they aren't gay for liking this shit
lol

thanks for the advice reiko

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this but unironically

Yeah its really sad guys are too insecure to have sex with who ever they want

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>Why yes, I do shove dildos up my ass dressed as an anime character for thirsty nerds on chaturbate, how did you know?

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>tfw want to love Astolfo
>tfw I know Astolfo would never love me
It'll all be over, someday.

>3D
>trap
So this is why retards think traps are gay, I see now.

Hey, that's the anime shit trannies love so much.

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i want to caress his balls

what does it feel like to get your butt used like that
fingers are fine but that looks so much ebtter

>implying
I'm more than just a little bit gay but I find both girls and guys hot

Oh look, on top of being a passive agressive leftist, he uses le reddit asterisks.
How pitiful.

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i'd still be friends with astolfo

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>tfw you'll never be a big-dicked chad dressing up as a girl

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Imagine being so obsessed with trannies you save images of all those disgusting freaks to pretend you hate them on 4channel.

That chad gets his tight butt stuffed by his bf on the daily

He also has a big dick, knowing that, what chance do you even have with veronica

Why not, there's a guy who makes a living out of just that, pic related.

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Futa is gayer because you are specifically attracted to the dick, and not just the taboo fetish of a trap.

I might try, but the pain would become too great. I'd either run away or kill myself.

nah only closetkuns believe. traps are just real girly boys and it is gay to fuck them and theres nothing wrong with that but trying to meme it up and believe its not its just self damaging like you can admit you're gay or bi. i sure hope people like that can come to terms with it. i imagine it causes so distress or problems holding that in.

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i did

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Ah yes, and the trannyfag, who is totally not a fag, uses fag arguments like "IF YOU HATE FAGS YOU ARE ALSO A FAG".

It's fun to post them because filthy, obese, neckbeard wearing trannies don't like being exposed to the truth.

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>makes $100,000+ a month

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>tfw infinite patrician attracted to trap dick and not ass
I am transcendent
I'm not just patrician, I'm Caesarean

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when did he call you a fag? he called you obsessed, you massive sperg. if you don't like these threads, leave.

saved

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Traps are clearly a bi preference so what else needs to be said

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Play it, it's three good stories as part of a larger, interesting narrative. Rider is best girl btw.

nah, its just because lesbians with strap ons is fucking boring because you know there is zero chance of some one getting pregnant

I genuinely hope he kills himself someday, like that Frank Wolf attention whore.
It would only be fair that after a life of turbo-easy mode, he gets to suffer like the rest of us.

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i want to pet astolfos butt

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BACK TO YOUR GENERAL
FATENIGGER
NASU COCKSUCKER
SECONDARY
DERIVATIVE """FAN"""
IRONIC WEEBOO

>suffer like the rest of us
I'm doing fine.

>pregnant
Fuck off subhuman
That's the worst fetish, literally worse and more harmful than spreading AIDS

Look at the trapfag, how well he knows his leftist propaganda spouter.

Traps are not trans they are CiS

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As a trap myself I can say tumblr retards ruin it for everyone by being disgusting and thinking there is more than two genders

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Why, because it involves a woman?

>cis
Sorry, can someone translate from leftist to english?

I wanna lick his body

He'll kill himself. He's already admitted several times all the tranny shit isn't making him happier like it's supposed to.

>As a trap myself
doubt.jpg

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I hope they harass you hard and force you to cut off your dick.
And after that, I hope you commit suicide.

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nothing really. just hoping people memeing its straight are joking or one day will come to terms with it. its really not a big deal but some people man.

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check out "Futanari no Elf"

just here to leave an astolfo

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I never claimed so. The fact you believe traps exist in real life makes you delusional though.

Post bussy

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I'm on the right and I like traps.
I agree.

Jairou is pretty fucking based, his art is great

seen her "huge rod"
very hot

I never said they do exist in real life. They are indeed 2D only. 3D "traps" are mentally ill trannies stalling their eventual suicide.

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>cis
tranny detected

I want to put my straight cock into Astolfo

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Why would I lie on a anonymous image board user~

That’s rude

“no”

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i know what you mean friend

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I want Astolfo's cock in my straight mouth

i want to cuddle him from behind

I guarantee you don't pass.

I want to rape Astolfo
Specifically his dick

I bet you are as beautiful as this.

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This is gay

I want to put a ring on his finger.

I know him from Yea Forums threads. It gets worse.
> British teeth

I'm not gay but I want to fuck astolfo in the ass and let him fuck me in the ass and we can suck each others dicks and cum on each others chests and hold hands but im not gay i promise

this

but I want to wrestle with astolfo first

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Time to crash this thread with no survivors

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>that filename
That's not you.

Nice jaw dude

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Looks cute
do save for that jaw shaving surgery tho, otherwise you just look like a glam rock era metal head

show me your feet, NOW.

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this is not gay

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Fuck off Sam

WHOA WHOA WHOA BOYS, CUTIE ALERT

Nope traps are almost exclusively marketed and consumed by straight men

Now tell me how the Jews mind control you

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>still not translated
reee

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>straight male on Astolfo
based
>Astolfo on female
based
>Astolfo on male
hard pass

A true patrician