Grand theft auto online

Big congratulations to TheProfessional for reaching $790 million in Grand Theft Auto 5 Online - All Legit.

He just goes to show you don't need mods, glitches or shark cards to get rich in GTA Online.

How much cash have YOU grinded for the Casino Update?

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I stopped playing GTAO in 2016

Why? The game has had some incredible updates in recent years. It's now possible to grind 4-500k per hour by combining all legit business grinding methods.

Based game.

What will the Casino Update include?

>grind for 6 hours to buy ONE (1) vehicle
>have to grind even harder to be able to buy businesses in the first place

Grinding is the point of the game. GTA has always been about owning business, making money, creating a successful empire. Grinding is the point of the game and I get satisfaction when I know I worked hard for that car or property instead of doing some dupe glitch or modding and then you already have everything.

And you know what happens when you skip the grind? You get bored and then you become a try hard and grief grinders who are just trying to make money. These dupe glitch uses don't even care about money so they even use the orbital canon to blow up cargo or worse they do the orbital glitch and leave the lobby.

Horses?

i like grinding for money but i just dont have it in me, i dont feel like this update will have good or even enough content

I don't get why people hate mods

Some dude modded the server i was in like a year ago, he started spawning UFO's and clowns with guns.

He asked everyone to come to the airport and starts dropping millions of dollars.

I netted myself around 70 million, bought the best of everything, and to this day i got to keep my stuff.

Modders are based.

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>GTA has always been about owning business, making money, creating a successful empire.
GTA has always been about killing your boss.

I wonder what the gambling aspect will be like?

I lost interest in GTAO when the price of everything had that "fuck it, the heists are out now" inflation

The problem is there‘s not really a damn thing for you to spend your money on.

Once you got like 9 digits of money sitting in the bank maybe you thought you should be acting like a billionaire, you know, someone who got like 20 bodyguards and a personal pilot and stuff. But no, the game still treating you like a street rat, giving you phone calls to pick up some god damn fake ids, or asking you to deliver stolen cars and shit.

I mean you already got functional taxies and merry-weather rental chopper in the game, so why not just copy that shit and make so that there are personal driver and pilot waiting outside of your CEO office.

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It has never been easier to grind millions of dollars all legit every day

>It's now possible to grind

Sounds fun.

fucking this, the fact that Rockstar spends most of their efforts cracking down on money spawning and patching out ways to minimize the grind by nerfing payouts as opposed to actually doing shit about malicious modders that disrupt and crash lobbies just goes to show you what their priorities are
also, I will never understand people who legit defend the shitty grind with the argument "modding in money spoils the reward!!"

>GTA has always been about owning business, making money, creating a successful empire. Grinding is the point of the game and I get satisfaction when I know I worked hard for that car or property instead of doing some dupe glitch or modding and then you already have everything.

couldn't you just do that irl though

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fuck gta 5 in all other gta games you can get your hands on all the fun stuff without any retarded grinding

>Pay some modder $15 to give me $1 billion
>Spend all my time actually playing the game and flexing on poorfags

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I still have a large chunk of money from back in the DNS days. I was extremely frugal when it came to spending it and when I transferred over to the next gen systems on release. I purchased everything (every piece of clothing included) and all the most expensive stuff for BOTH characters even though I only played on one.

Your general idea is correct. It can be fun to grind for missions and the feeling of satisfaction but then you get into the harsh reality of how difficult it can be. If you're on PS4 or Xbox One? Get ready for sweaty kids and ghetto people who insist on having their mic on with background noise who are too poor to get a PC and cope by killing people in Hydras, Oppressors, and the Bunker explosives. Then when you try to retaliate, they turn on Passive Mode and boast how good they are (even though it is an auto aim lobby)
On PC? Get ready for people fucking with you by cheating. Also it's one of those things which every dev does now a days where you can "technically" earn everything you want without spending money, but you would have to work hours and hours a day for weeks.

based-ish.

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You could have bought a full on mod menu for that price

not true

Grief is the point of the game and ruining peoples experiences, if you want to grind go play WoW.

>playing a GTA game for longer than a couple dozen hours
>ACTUALLY GRINDING IN ONE LIKE IT'S A MMO
this is next level pathetic

i wish theyd just make more heists, i think theyre the best content in online

Casino Update is rumored to have heists check out MrBossFTW for info.

I don't understand what you're trying to say. I said that in theory, grinding can be fun but it really isn't. Also I had modded money way before the Heists, CEO and MC businesses were a thing. And I rarely get on GTA anymore. Only when my other friends want to play it.

bruh, you actually watch MrBossFTW? I used to watch him, DatSaintsFan, and JoblessGamers back when those three were together but then they separated and started doing your average clickbait garbage, MrBoss seeming to do it the worst than those the other two

>NEW CASINO HEIST!?!
>Stolen thumbnail
>10 minute video with 1 minute of speculation based on a gtaforums post

gtaseriesvideos and broughy are the only decent gta youtubers. All others are complete garbage.

>i don't understand what you are trying to say
>"bruh"

People give MrBossFTW too much hate his channel was never about concrete information,100% of the time, you put it on in the background while you play and it's just you and another fan of the game speculating. Boss make his videos because he wants to generate discussion about a game he loves and to share information he finds interesting.

I tried GTA V online again, even had it on a solid state drive, and the load times and dog-shit match making will keep me from ever enjoying this game again.

I'll take the inflated prices, countless empty game modes that have no purpose, completely broken insurance/bad sport mechanics, eternal grind, shark cards all that shit. But the game is just unplayable.

How this company can make such a solid open world but can't make a simple menu system to join populated lobbies is beyond me.

>All others are complete garbage
What about TheProfessional?

>Boss makes his videos because he wants free money from ad revenue
ftfy
stop cocksucking ecelebs you literal shill.

This, those other rats just make 10+ minute videos speculating or either ranting ROCKSTAR BAD NOW GIVE ME MONEY

Why do you have so much venom for him?

>Using slang that isn't incoherent and still gets my point across that wasn't even meant for you.
>somehow that's a bad thing.

I can see where you get that viewpoint from and maybe I would have agreed with you a few years back but now a days, his videos aren't very well done. It is just meant ad revenue and like 1-3 minutes of actual discussion.

For example, this RDR2 video youtu.be/E5cPBDYJ39Y
there really doesn't need to be a step by step of how he tried to achieve this and I am a bit skeptical that this is his gameplay because he mentions how he has to keep going back and forth to the store and keep purchasing alcohol. I mean, that's just silly how he wouldn't even know about using satchels and what not you know?

>Using slang that isn't incoherent
BRUHHHHHHHHHH

I had like a billion from hacks and car dupes kek, mentally ill people btfo.

People don't like to work for things they would rather glitch or cheat like incels to get what they want.

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I'm not sure if what you're doing is a strawman or not. When I said "bruh" it was clear and easy understand when I was making my point. It was meant more as an emphasis than an actual usage of "bruh" and even so, you still haven't told me the issue of using slang. How about in the 20s when people said it was "the bee's knees"? That was just society and how times where. Using modern slang appropriately and not spelled obnoxiously does not all of a sudden make one's point less valid.
Slang in general may not belong in formal discussions or debates but as you may have noticed, this is 4channel. Not Politicon

this. zoomers couldn't hack real mmo's

>gtao DLC comes out
>"oh great lets see if theres anything cool!"
>it's another skinner box
even korean MMOs dont have this much meaningless grind, I have no idea how rockstar got away with it
at least RDR:O blew up in their face, but I guess it only hurt all the people that were excited to play it.

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the better question to ask is if the stock market will be open or not? we've been waiting since 2013 for it

some people use act 2 glitch and grind that for millions every hour

>finish the singleplayer story and decide to check out online
>screw around get a bit of money saved up and buy a new car
>decide to just rip up the coast and enjoy my new car
>see a person coming up behind me on mini map, realize he's in a helicopter
>"cool maybe he's going to do a fly by"
>surprise I'm blown the fuck up
Then I downloaded a trainer and had actual fun in singleplayer

its not venom to call eceleb leeches what they are.
How fucking new to this board are you to shill gta online the most flagrant skinner box experience in online gaming currently that isnt made by ea. and then on top of that shill a shitty youtuber who constantly gets called out for being a clickbaiting bitch
neck yourself, lurk moar, you are a newfag.

>tfw i kill people doing business missions with my mod menu
who else /devilish/ here?

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gtao is shit, it was so fun before everyone had mark2s, hasn't been fun in years

nope, life rigged in all but rare and extreme circumstances to keep you where you are.

I stopped playing this boring wankfest after the game decided to fine me for blowing up some faggot's armored car with an RPG while he was shooting at me from behind his bulletproof window.

this game is fucking shit, i only still play it so i can grief every grinder i see so they quit this shitty game and go play a better game

name a better alternative

GTAO might be fun and decent, if it weren't for the absolute mouth breathers you have to play with. This game is an anomaly of online games, how does the playerbase remain so fucking clueless as to even the basic mechanics of how to play. I dunno how bad it is on console, but 90% of the PC community must be 3rd worlders playing on 2003 hardware at 12fps with 3rd party Mad Catz controllers to be as mystifyingly incompetent as they are.

nobody makes any even attempt to fight the game because cock star makes way to much money for minimal effort it scares all dev's off. only retarded children gtaO so no one complains about being killed by a magic explosive no clip bike.

online is awful. had way more fun modding in enormous mansions, playing as the hulk, the rpg mod, gang and turf, etc.

>mystifyingly incompetent
elaborate? i play pc but only in crew or solo lobbies and grind crates all day every day.

Woah, hold on a second...

So you can now convert real money to fake GTA money and then gamble it in a virtual casino? Like I could realistically buy like a bunch of money with those fake credit cards or whatever and then just blow it in a casino and lose it all?

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>It's not gambling it's SURPRISE MECHANICS!

How gambling will work isn't confirmed but there was an update to the ToS. The most talked about theory is that you can use in game money to buy chips creating a loop hole.

One time, on the Humane Labs Heist, the rando assigned as pilot managed to crash the Valkyrie within 10 seconds of taking off. I trust you're familiar with the Helicopter controls, and can understand my shock when he somehow managed to flip it entirely upsidedown and slam it straight into the ground rotor-first

That's quite a bungle

A better alternative for what, grinding away my time for virtual street cred?

im genuinely curious as to what is wrong with the players, im not just saying it because they piss me off but the majority of people that play gta online genuinely seem to be completely retarded, honestly, they can do the exact same shit over and over failing each time and then they'll just call it a day and leave. the worst kind are the 'tryhards' never have i seen a more braindead group of wannabe niggers in my life

its the same thing with red dead 2 online, literal subhuman retards flock to rockstar games for some reason

>wasting your time gambling when you could just cheat money like everyone else did 3-4 years ago before getting bored and moving on from this shitty grindfest

I remember one guy who survived the entire Pacific Standard heist and getaway, only stay on his bike after the final jump and just fucking die at the bottom of the mountain instead of getting off the bike and using his parachute

You are doing god's work. The time for grinding is over, there is no profit left in this no man's land.

>gets satisfaction to spend hundreds of hours of his time to autistically do the same shitty errand missions while also being griefed by kids and hackers the entire way through
Wew

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yes

This isn't hard to figure out.
Me personally, I like to do stupid shit in the game and make the dumbest mistakes on purpose just to waste people's time and pretend I don't speak english.

What do you do in the game for fun if not grinding?

Fuck that faggot

Post your online thots

Does theprofessional have autism? How can anyone grind to that fucking much and not get bored? I hit 100 million and even then i thought that was beyond autistic

My account got deleted because I put a tank in my garage back in the ps3 days and could constantly call one out from the mechanic to grief people.

I don't, the game is boring as fuck unless you're messing around with friends, but even this gets stale after a while.

This
>lamar funeral mission
>get to the shoot out
>don't help at all, just hide and take pot shots
>entire team dies over and over
>every so often i insta head shot half the vagos then hide and pot shot
>they all die anyway
>after about an hour they finally clear the level
>driving away on the highway
>bail out of the car and face plant oncoming traffic at 100mph

Red dead online is just getting started. Big updates coming soon

He's going for the big 1B. He's a living breathing argument against the idea that you have to glitch or get shark cards to make the game fun. He made over $40 million in his last big sale video in 1 day.

The sound of latex pants moving and the clicking of high heels in this game unironically turns me on.

>rockstar still hasn't added any online content past a few guns into the singleplayer
I just want flying cars in a gta sandbox again

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Just use them online. xbox?

gtao is the most shallow multiplayer game ever made

How does the glitch work?

I really wish there was some kind of skill tracking in this game for matchmaking. Something like % of times YOU triggered a mission failure vs successful missions, accuracy shot accuracy and % of headshot kills, average distance driven between collisions. Just those parameters would make playing random heists so much more pleasurable for those of us with functioning motor skills

runescape

couldnt care less about buying cars/houses in it.
I just wanted fun missions like NOOSE and cops n crooks that didnt take ages to find players for.

Just search for it. Im just not sure of it works anymore.

In a nutshell:
>launch act 2 finale with one other person
>sub guy goes and does sub shit
>avenger guy AFKs on the beach in a car and picks up sub guy when he's done
>both drive to avenger and fly to the airport
>host cuts his internet at a specific point when the mission ends
>both players get paid and the host keeps his finale active because the servers never registered it as complete

It does, did it with a friend a few weeks ago.

Do money droppers still exist?

They do, but they're very rare and very slow since they drop in $2500 increments.

Well shit

Just get a menu or buy a hacked account at this point, there are money drop services but last I heard the lines were out the door.

based and trainerpilled

Sounds about right user, thanks for the advice

Any degenerates using female characters?

I love GTAO, but honestly lock on rockets should have never been a thing. It would be okay if you had to manually aim and it went im a straight line.

They weren't so bad until they started strapping the instakill Ruiner rockets to everything. Tiny little pen missiles from a bike shouldn't be more threatening than an attack helicopter or a fighter jet.

It's dumbfounding how clueless Rockstar still is about online balance. They must want pure anarchy

Fuck you Saturn, you're literally cancer

t. assmad Surge fanboy

>/gtag/ circlejerking leaking in every gta online thread
You are not any better than that person when you insult someone here anonymously instead of taking it up directly to him, you must be one of the furries in the discord

>working
>in a video game

lol faggot get a job

They want you to buy those things too

That's exactly what they want. Peace and quiet don't move shark cards. They want you to get frustrated with waiting for your product to accumulate and with having your sales get nuked, so that you cave and pull up the online store and tell yourself "it's only a few bucks, what harm could it do?" in order to get that shiny new toy or get even with the asswipe who just cratered your million-dollar shipment. People instinctively want revenge on those who cross them, and R*'s figured out how to monetize that perfectly.

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I grind crates every day for 10+ hours in between attending to my bunker, club and 5 biker business. I make over 3 million every day.

>just play this video game for the same amount of time as an actual job and you can progress

You're the same guy that posted this aren't you? Neck yourself, anonymous two-faced shitposter.

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The best thing I got out of being in that shitshow tranny /vg/ crew was a based user hacking me in a billion dollars.

gta5 is about making autistic videos not grinding autistically for a fancier looking chair

>>/wsg/2937860

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I have over $400 million I don't have to do it anymore for me it's the fun of the challenge that comes from grinding and setting new targets and reaching them.

Singleplayer DLC wen

what does that have to do with my post

this

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yeah, it's an MMO

Yes but you can't "cash out" your GTA money into irl money so you're essentially blowing real money for a chance to win virtual money

I have had $1.5 billion since 2017. Some dude just gave it to me.

It's legit depressing to me thinking about how much time teenage boys and failsons spend grinding in this game to get money. Like this is what a rich kid must feel like living in late stage capitalism. Watching dudes grinding away precious hours of youth for something you just were given, something you know via owning it that it has no inherent value or doesn't "live up to hype" or provide much pleasure. Imagine all the time these failsons have spent STARING AT LOAD SCREENS!


GTA:Online gave me the best life lesson out of all the games I've played. The most fun thing to do in game, in a game that lets you do anything, is give money to and help out others. Bombing lobbys with money was the most fun thing. Doing heists with noobs and getting them through a heist for their first or second time was the most authentic online interaction.

GTA Online is super depressing but also reaffirmed my feelings about how we allocate resources in our economy.

>failson
>late stage capitalism
This user posts on /r/ChapoTrapHouse

Isn't it funny how you have to pay millions and millions of dollars of digital money and sit on your ass for hours on end just to buy ONE vehicle in a game that's fucking called GRAND THEFT AUTO?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>play mmo
>doesn't want to grind
???

GTA is a sandbox do what you want fun generator you autistic fat fuck

Did this too. Fuck these plebs.

no its not. its a skinnerbox.

Will suck dick for cash

That's what I said.

other mmos are actually massive. the lobby for gta is ineligible for that title. its a game with multiplayer aspects, not an mmo

>$790 million
That's really not a big feat, seeing as all you need to do is grind heists and 2X-3X races and shit. In a single day's time I earned like $5 million doing only 2X races and I wasn't even trying. Online is bland as fuck, and there's no point in continuing to play once you finish the doomsday heist. This new update will be a whole bunch of nothing

>MrBossFTW
Hi, MrBossFTW. Fuck off with your clickbait videos where you talk about the same shit everyone already knows every vid for 10 minutes to get that revenue

Check out my zipper for more cock

Since I’m a lazy fuck and don’t feel like grinding gta5 when gta6 is coming out in like a year or so are there any glitches/tricks to get money like a e-thot selling boob pics online

Bogdan repeats, get a friend and get that cash

That's really fucking pathetic and the thoughts that some like that is your hero makes me wish you would spare your parents some grief and just kill yourself you shilling faggot

Rock star bans you for playing by yourself because early money solo is cheating

Not him but last time I played there were flying motorcycles with rockets on them and invincible vehicles, so if you dont' cheat or spend hundreds of hours doing the same boring shit you're pretty much fucked. Hard pass