Here's your official Gears of War 5 boxart
Here's your official Gears of War 5 boxart
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>Cover art features the most unlikable character in Gears history
Well I guess they want to have record low sales?
GIRL COVER BAD
GENERIC ACTION GUY GOOD
>GIRL COVER BAD
>GENERIC ACTION GUY GOOD
>literally just an annoying female character's face and nothing else
>Gears of war 5
>let's just call it gears 5 instead
Is this because just Marcus isn't involved anymore?
This will be the worst selling AAA game of the year.
What emotion is that face conveying?
it's because God of War happened and MS got btfo and are afraid to use the abbreviation GoW
bland/10
>no wars in the name anymore because war makes soibois triggered
lmao microsoft fans and developers are such cucks
God of War happened before the first Gears
That is a very low quality render if I am being perfectly honest family.
Stuck up cunt
Now you suddenly care about a character's facial expression on a game cover?
>no gears cogwheel
bait
Looks like a total fucking dyke. Not appealing, won't buy.
My vagina hurts and Im going to make sure everybody knows
KYS
that isnt gonna age well. reminds me one of that one yakuza box art
Gears games were never good.
Gonna be the first gears I buy used for super cheap, good job.
Its less ink writing gears instead of gears of war the bloody jews
it only became big after the reboot one
I wish I could've gone on a date with laura bailey...
>GoW3
>7 million sold
>not big
Kait used to be really cute, I'm mad they made her ugly. A lot of the other changes they're made also sound pretty shitty too.
She looks just as ugly, but with less poly count
>bitch crying all the time
>more like TEARS of war
how did he predict it so many years into the future bros?
why did marcus give jd his beard?
I'm still waiting for Super Def Jam Bros and Devil May Run Up On a Nigga to get made.
Wow, a generic woman with a hellaciously bad haircut thought up by dudes to look "independent", with a retarded constipated expression on her face in front of a terrible grey and gold....wall? This shit is the definition of soulless.
gears and god of war sold about the same until nuGoW shot up
That’s a slipcover. Here’s the actual art.
this but unironically
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm actually interested to learn the lore behind the queen.
PMS
>ACTIVATED
Aloy finally has competition to the title of western most ugly protagonist
>painted art
>not a boring 3D render
That can't be real.
I AM OPPRESSED
No, the cool art is always the reverse cover.
xbots deserve this shit
Gears Of War 5? What are you talking about, that game is just ''Gears'' must be a new IP or something, never heard about it, and it seems they are pumping sequels father than FNAF
She looks very cute in the game why did they make the cover art so ugly
Literal man face, the state of western devs.
test
Gears of war should have ended at 3.
it's on steam
and one of the last AAA arena shooters on the market
That’s a girl on the cover? I thought it was a dude
if you really want to play it, gamepass that shit, you can get a month for a $1
>Men are canceled
what's up with xbox idiots calling any microsoft shooter an arena shooter?
awful
Determination. Determination to suck the biggest blackest cocks in the galaxy.
>what do we do about the cover?
>just take a screenshot of some characters ugly mug in the model viewer, zoom in and send it in
The absolute state, at least make a beautiful cover to cover up the shit game inside.
yakuza 3...
this
To be fair, the war is over.
>infuckingplying
Does anyone like ANY of the characters from Judgement besides Cole and Baird.
Literal mutt
>xbots deserve one of the best third person shooter franchises on the market
I guess
When can we expect "Warioware: Shove It Up Your Ass edition"?
among uncharted/TLoU, splatoon, and gears, gears is the worst TPS
There is only one gender - man.
Women are property.
I just pretend it ended after 3
everything after that is just a fever dream
>Uncharted, its clone, and Splatoon are better than Gears
yeah, they are. Gears is a shell of its former self
Is this really the official boxart? Why the hell is the background gold and silver?
I don't expect any artistry from GoW, but silver and gold aren't really GoW colors
Those facial expressions look like something out of one of those shitty 3d porn model posers.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dios mio
>Uncharted and TLOU have an actual story and cool set-pieces
>Splatoon is just pure fun
Yes, both are better than gears.
Anyone have the Wojack version?
Who is this scowling woman? Because she isnt making it seem like a gears of war game. She doesn't even look like she belongs in the series.
She looks like shes about to tell me how offended she is by something the president tweeted. Seriously add a news ticker at the bottom and superimpose her over any network screenshot. Thats what this looks like
Why are so many of the current game covers boring? I want more than just one character staring at me or posing.
>i like the story more so the game is better
uhhh what
also uncharted is marvel tier shit. le ebin quips every 2 minutes
Why are Mexicans so obsessed with this franchise?
What the fuck were they thinking?
Here's the real boxart for the regular game.
whoops, meant for
Man, I really wish stop with this feminine shit and go back to the macho bro roots. I would buy it if it did.
Who the fuck actually thought this looked good?
What were they thinking?
Gears 1-3 had a much better campaign than ND game and while Gears 4 campaign isnt as good, the MP is levels above Uncharted and Splatoon
they wanted the hellblade audience
You know, considering all Microsoft does is shit out Halo/Gears/Forza you’d think they’d know their audience well enough to not do this autistic shit.
Still more fun to play my man
nope
They remove war and smoking from gears to please the liberal sjw group. Grow some balls Phil spencer. Also, I found it funny Phil Spencer was preaching how using the word Ninja was offensive, but bought Ninja theory. What a hypocrite.
We will never have another gears of war with our 4 favorite masculine banter boys... why couldn't they have just stopped at 3?
this shit is fucking hilarious even now
That looks better.
How is "ninja" offensive? Is it because it sounds like "nigger"?
>woman made the face of the game
>promotional skin for the feminator on the box
Yeah, i don't think i'll be paying any attention to this. Gears wasn't always that fun to begin with, but this just looks like pure fag shit.
>They remove war and smoking from gears to please the liberal sjw group
but smoking was never in gears apart from one character in a short dlc
People use it as an alternative for "nigga" and I guess because people don't always use it when referring to farmers stabbing samurais in the back at night
>removed smoking from dizzy because they concerned about the children
>in an M rated game
Okay
This, desu
>it only became big after the reboot one
This is your brain on Snoy
War and violence and blood is offencive to people who have experienced that in real life countries who may not have access to these kind of video game consoles and games.
Why would you want to risk being offensive when you can just change all the bloody monsters to robots, remove all references to smoking and drugs, and change the main characters from grizzled war men to strong brown women.
No, it's because the terms Ninja and Rockstar are male bias according to him. It is really stupid.
I can't believe this was a trailer lol
The cashier she's talking to has just informed her that the item she is trying to purchase isn't available and now that she's screamed at them for 5 minutes she's asked for the manager and as the cashier gets the manager this picture was taken.
>Implying anyone defends modern videogame covers/movie posters.
Are kunoichi not a thing? Was Ashley Simpson not a thing? What a cuck
YOU GO GURRRRRRL
>/biz/ when crypto dumps
Thanks
Who gives a shit about this crap? Gameplay looks fucking good and beta releases on Friday. Practice your wall bouncing fags, its gonna be a bumpy ride.
obvious paid shill
We have to use water pistols instead of gun in the new gears of war because it short circuits the robots.
looks like my ex, but with more eagle-eyes instead, a bit of a tan and thicker eyebrows.
this makes me feel uncomfortable.
What went wrong?
>schizophrenia.webm
that shit was fucking weird.
EaaaaarrAHHHHRRGGHH!!!! MY GAPING WOUUUND...ARMGAAAAHHHGGGHH THE PUBE-PUSBALL AHH IT HUUUURTTTTSS!!
Giving this thread an emergency dose of testosterone.
Excuse me, sir. Are you, perchance, a bloody flaming retard?
Why do corporate shitsters think bad floating head covers attract more sales?
most people probably didn't play that shitty game
>multiplayer for gears still the same so it's fun
>story is ruin
Isn't anything to do with the female lead, the story is just actually bad now.
You had strong females in the previous games but this one is just bad in general.
KEK
Unironically think this game should have full nudity and the main character getting bred by locust
Someone in charge thought this was a good idea.
>soiDoom
Yeah, naw
>if you like something you're a shill.
I bought Gears 4 ultimate edition or whatever to play it early, and I still haven't finished the campaign yet, not even halfway through. I play that for the MP and that shit is great.
Why do people even bother with Yea Forums when 90% of the post is never about gameplay, but instead about people bitching about non issues?
>implying that's wouldn't be fun
>puritan boomer
yamero
Lol no, uncharted 2 and TLoU had better multiplayers. 4 arguably as well
t. actual fag
>GLORY KILLS ARE THE BEST
>I LOVE NU DOOM
Who honestly cares about Gears enough to keep making shitposting threads about it?
i love this site
moot should have never brought back /r9k/.
Realistically, how does a teen male / younger male (the target audience for these games) ever pick up and buy a game with a cover like this? How does he stomach bringing it to his mother and asking her for it? Am I just out of touch?
>me? i prefer looking left or right and then pressing to shoot gun
wow!
>Gears 5
where's gears 1 through 4?
why are companies so fucking bad at naming games
>I like shooting things in a shooter
Well no shit
He doesn't. This cover is targeting trannies and women.
Where did he say that shit? I gotta see that fucking quote.
They don't, and won't, but that doesn't matter to the people who made the decision to make the ultimate dude-bro game into a vehicle for female empowerment. Certainly the number of women who would play Gears can probably be counted on one hand after a carpentry accident.
>not even Gears of War, just Gears
Might as well make it a totally new IP. No one is going to care about it either way.
Is this real?
>OLD GOOD, NEW BAD
Si
If you tell me you can still play og doom and find it fun and entertaining you are a fucking liar
Nostalgia is no argument
do you know what an arena shooter is, faggot?
IT'S ABOUT ME NOW!
what the fuck is her problem?
I guess the locust hive or whatever got to her head
it was JD's turn to use it
Damn, this is good.
commit suicide
GENERIC ACTION MAN BAD
GENERIC ACTION GIRL profitable
Not a valid comparison since bottom is supposed to be a hobo and former drug addict.
These always make me laugh becuase you can just picture the pink haired cow both projecting who she wants to be and what women 'should' be into the game. Yet it always comes of as fake and gay
What happened to JD's arm? I stopped playing the gears 4 campaign halfway due to boredom.
If you were a teen in 1993 you're old as fuck lol
I just miss minimalistic covers with just the title, a fancy logo and a black/white background. The most obvious example is Final Fantasy, but other games like Ultima VII prooved that as well.
Why are burgers obsessed in filling covers with as much shit as possible to make them """marketable""" is beyond me.
MUH LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATH STYLE
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the weirdest and most pointless game trailer I've ever seen
>pay more
>Worse box art
Marie Rose has killed more people than the entire cast of Gears of War over all the games and novels, including the locust.
>tfw i kinda want it just to play multiplayer again i love gears multiplayer and i havent played since 3
what do i do ;_;
This is only the art for the "Ultimate Edition" steelbook. Alex Ross did it. Base game has the same closeup of Kait with other characters around her as the cover.
It's just gears now, they removed of war because it was too offensive.
Locust infection.
What's even worse is the next trailer for that Left 4 Dead mode was just as bad with some of the worst action moments in a trailer.
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Also note same mix of Crazy train as Anthem, this is gonna bomb.
Get Gamepass subscription for 9 bucks and play a month, see if you enjoy it
Never let Vee-cocksuckers ruin your interest
>I cant wait to play gears 5
literally everyone hated DOOM 4's cover art because it was just a guy holding a gun and nothing else
i want to punch everyone in that webm
You have literally never had sex
Do people actually give a shit about Gears' story?
Looks like shitty Renpy porn game art
I do. I always thought it was kind of cool because weirdo mole men arents a common video game enemy. Of course, they totally fucked up the origin story and lore so whatever.
Not sure why the series even exists after 3
But that could be applied to halo also though
Fuck off back to R3ddit you stupid niggerfaggot poltard.
They must be very proud of this girl's face for some reason
Fuck off back to R3ddit you stupid niggerfaggot poltard. Have sex incel nigger.
Not him but people actually wanted a Halo 4 and a continuation to Master Chief's story because they didn't see it as being over and it wasn't. Nobody wanted Gears 4 so stop trying to put this shit series in the same league as Halo, if someone didn't want a Halo 4 chances are they were never a Halo fan to begin with and get no say on when we should get another Halo game.
ashley burch
>it only became big after the reboot one
imagine believing this
>Starring Terminator from the Terminator series
why
and I'm sure some people wanted gears story to continue after 3
Still doesn't mean it should have.
What the fuck? Alex Ross painted this. Why did they actually get someone with talent to do an honest to god illustration for their cover?
have sex
Both are egregiously horrible. I was vocally making this point about Bioshit Infinishit and the new Doom, too.You're just uncomfortable that the same point is being made about a whamen. Equality, bitch.
This
I don't know anyone that wanted Gears story to continue after 3, I couldn't even come up with a story because they killed off all the Locus and Lambent.
Dom what the hell happened to you?
>Weapon pick ups and power ups
>Fast paced action
>Heavy movement and map management focus
>meta as deep or deeper than q3
Halo and Gears are Arena shooters
The fact that Halo clones like Splitgate can be called such and Halo not just goes to show just how retarded poser zoomers are.
Halo and Gears are more arena shooters than Quake Champions ever pretends to be at this point, Halo 5 is pretty much just Unreal Tournament++
I'm alerting polygon about this!!!
Halo is an arena shooter. Gears is a cover shooter. Just because you pickup weapons and can bounce around doesn't make it an arena shooter. And "map management" is part of every shooter.
i'm going to play that game for 1 dollar on day one, i just can't complain that much or expect a lot desu
Alright here's your (you)
whoa she's ugly
TOMB RAIDER IS BETTER!
P.S. LET'S TALK ABOUT LARA AND TIFA'S TITS!
Yes.
I'm not sure I've ever seen a developer with such a deep and overt desire for their game to fail
Hard this. Its like they weren't even trying.
nobody knows back to tifa and lara
Women don't even fucking like video games. Why even try. Fuckin progressives
>goyim
Okay, Yea Forums
fuck, marry, kill
>Fast paced action
>halo
They like videogames, but they just don't like these videogames
Tifa, Lara, whoever the fuck this bitch is
Wrong characters, it's about the 3 guys in that webm
That would not even be a good render ten years ago, what the fuck?
How long before they start attacking the fans who don't condone their wokeness? Place your bets.
>Halo clones
how did halo innovate enough to deserve to be cloned?
Horde is one of the most fun things you can play with your BFF
haven't played since gears 3, did they do a time jump? is marcus/baird/cole still alive?
>Both are egregiously horrible.
No you're just a fucking retard that wants to use The Word of the Day like this is Peewee's Playhouse.
>Rich Piana ripping apart lizardmen with chainsaw guns was never good
Yeah whatever dude
I can smell the Tumblr just looking at it.
needs the "tumblr nose" to complete the look
Halo is still the only shooter when the vehicles actually work well.
true, true.
>having scents live in your head rent free
>halo clone
huh
>splitgate
who?
>vehicles as an actual gameplay mechanic and not just a gimmick
>dedicated melee button
>dedicated grenade button
>2 guns, 1 button to switch between them
>regenerating health evolved directly from halo's shield system
like it or not, it innovated quite a lot
I don't understand why this just isn't THE cover. Is it just retarded executives that think "well these studies show that games with face covers sell more. therefore we need a face cover"?
lmao based retard
Paduk was cool, Sofia was the first female Onyx guard and had a nice ass and Loomis was a great asshole
>halo and gears are more arena shooters than quake champions
I cannot believe this post is unironic
this can't be real
this trailer is one of the worst I've ever seen
Why did that shit hair have to become the zoomer female badass hair?.
>Gameplay looks good
>literally Gears 4.5 with no changes and new additions at all
People still buy physical?
That's a game called Gears 5, user. When is the next Gears of War coming out?
For the overpriced Ultimate Edition that doesn't actually give you anything.
>i lost my pink hat at the women's march and i'm still mad about it
Sangheili butts are always nice. Why can't we play as strong alien women?
I love you
I like girl covers if they're cute
what was the point of Gears IV again? i played that game, but honestly can't remember anything about it except it looking pretty good and Marcus being a boomer tending his garden
From where is that? No way it is official content
It's called milking a franchise that was completed years ago for more shekels from the built-in fanbase who will at least look into it due to the title alone.
Notice how user doesn't come up with a source because he's making shit up again?
looks like she's taking a huge turd
>They remove war and smoking from gears to please the liberal sjw group
Literally nobody complained about these
>when the tranny gets told to dilate
Why the fuck did they call it "gears?" Were they too lazy to finish typing of war? Gears is a nickname players came up with. That's like the next Darksouls game being called Souls 4. Fucking retarded.
did you just assume xir gender shitlord