What do you guys eat to prep for a day of esports gaming?

Anyone ever had theses before? I'm thinking about picking up a bag next time I'm at the grocery store.

Can't wait til they take your feet.

forgot pic

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>this thread

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did you grow up chained to a bed in a sex dungeon?
how the fuck have you NEVER had goldbears

Wow trash convenience store garbage food crammed into one photo

>People talk about dumb entertainment shit like this, meanwhile I struggle with my college exams so I may find a good job in the future for income and have a decent life as an adult
What is life

>going to college
BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE
should have got into fortnite streaming

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>one big meal
uh huh

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thats a red baron supreme pizza isn't it?
they're surprisingly good for being $4

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I want to abuse this pigslut

As a doctor, all professional e-sports players should eat constantly to keep gains and to fuel their hard-working brains.

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Rice and chicken

>Rice

Go away beaner

>chicken

Enjoy your estrogen

>raw onion on your burger
Disgusting

I like to eat crab with shell
I need to grow my own shell out some more so I munch away until the sharp parts are ground down

Eating a pizza alone without cutting it is among the best feelings

Ah greetings my fellow lean and healthy EU comrades.

If you can't even handle an onion, you might as well kill yourself now before you have to enter the real world.

>chewy with no flavor
Don't get em. Get swedish fish instead, the difference is night and day.

Get it the fuck together Americans holy shit I thought thought the burgers were bad but please go back to that.
I know you economy is shit but a healthy meal is important

>not just buying the ones you like most
Dilettante.

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Choose your gamer fuel

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Garlic stuffed olives
Bleu cheese stuffed olives
Kalamata olives
Aged cheddar, sharp as a knife
Spring mix salads, italian or caesar with cherry tomatos, some of those olives, a few crumbles of that cheese with a pear on the side and wash it all down with a dark roast coffee from a French press

>implying I eat bread

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Try these, OP.

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>Octuple Bypass Burger

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>18 dollars for 3.4 fluid ounces of Captain Morgan
>a double is 4 fluid ounces

This is the worst thing on that entire menu.

this has to be some kind of joke

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This entire thread is a fucking joke
What does any of this have to do with vidya

It's a real restaurant in Vegas
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

I'm eating gringas if you know what I mean.

>swedish fish

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>Onion rings
>7.39
>7.39 plus tip for fried onions

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Cut out the carbs fatty. You're destroying your gut biome and causing gastrointestinal inflammation every time you consume complex carbs like bread and/or sugar. No wonder my generation has the highest amount of colon cancer.

>shitting on swedish fish
Let's hear YOUR favorite gummy candy, then

Who /PWO scoop/ here?

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Get fucked yurocuck, Haribo is and Arab/European candy you played yourself

>$15.94
>$5.78
>$6.23
Jesus Christ, America. Just add VAT to the prices like the rest of the civilized world.

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Swedish fish are top tier you uncultured swine

>yellow
Are you crazy?

>That picture.

I am putting that shit on everything.

representation of murica in a single pic...

HEY SIR, UH, *COUGH* YOU FORGOT MY TIP

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Rightfully so.

Only the best gamer fuel my man.

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>That image

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I'm Korean tho

>be american
>have to tip everyone for the rest of your life

Remember to eat unhealthy snacks only on the weekend or your day off, and to fast for a minimum of 16 hours a day. If you're fat, fast for at least 48 hours inbetween meals.

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White are best followed by yellow.

>Haribo is and Arab
Not if there's pork gelatin in it

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more like diabetes fuel, Jesus

Sure idiot and they're marketed towards children. You all eat like grade school children. Adults should eat meals or have healthy snacks.

>have to tip everyone for the rest of your life
It's not an issue if you don't eat out or get pizzas delivered nightly, user.

You can't make me stop eating mud cakes.

>bread and sugar
>complex carbs

Stop embarrassing yourself.

>be European
>tell him to get fucked
Feels good living on the superior piece of land

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this thread is hilarious. I doubt anyone posting is being serious.

t. enjoys raw kale

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>cosmic brownies are 290 Kcals just for one bar
goddamn

Whatever is on the fridge, also coffee for that adrenaline

>all these foreigners bitching about americans on an american website
couldn't be anymore cucked if your tried

t. fat disgusting manlet mutt

Your way is bad and dumb. How many Revolutionary Wars has your country won? I thought so.

>How many Revolutionary Wars has your country won?
Multiple. We just don't pretend that everybody cares like you do.

>laughing at is the same as bitching about
classic mutt thinking

If you can't handle swallowing human feces you're not one to talk. Leave the posting to the adults.

Eating nachos at midnight doens't count because it's a new day

>american can't banter
A classic

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Daily reminder to only eat carbs if you need energy for working out or doing something physically tasking. Otherwise you should eat protein and fat.

>Gardetto's

fucking love those

Why fat over carbs?

burgare

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carbs will make you gain weight like you wouldn't believe

Sorry if this sounds silly but dont fats do the same?

I only like sour gummi candies

kebab shop pizza

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>Plus 8.25% tax for our wasteful Government to squander
I'm sure even they spend money better than this place's customers. Yes, I know it's a tourist trap where people go unironically but it's still hella lame.

Why do these thinly veiled off topic threads always get hundreds of replies? Food, places, animals, webms etc are not video games.

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>implying Yea Forums has been about video games since 2012

It's a real place, but it's both a joke and a criticism of Americans. The creator despises the greasy food industry to a degree where he made a restaurant that pushes it to the extreme as a way to say "if you're going to be a fat ass you might as well go all the way". He doesn't even want the business to be successful but it's infamy keeps it relevant

Only children play video games and Yea Forums is an 18+ website.

>add 40 bacon slices

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>Dude lmao it's ok to be retarded if you do it ironically

The only thing I could conceive myself eating more than a piece or two of in this picture would probably be the York mints
I fuckin love those guys

they do but if it's healthy fats you should be fine. carbs fuck with you more than fat does. thats why a lot of people recommend you to watch your carb intake.

Who's retarded, the creator? He's anything but. The goal is to both say fuck you and make money off of idiots who decide to eat the shit. That's why it's free for anyone over 350 lb's. Many have died in his restaurant and he uses the deaths as a warning to others.
I'm not saying he's a good guy or ethical, but his success only proves his beliefs.

>raw red onion on burger
Absolutely based

How come it tastes so good, Yea Forums?

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as a fat person I don't understand how people can eat that much. that 600lb life people can stuff a whole pizza down and 20 min later a full pasta dish with ice cream.

Neither can I, I'm god damned 230 and I can barely eat a medium burger combo from a fast food place in one sitting.

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It's melted cheese on bread. How can it not be pretty good?

You'd be surprised how badly pizza can be fucked up.

walmart rising crust?

>american """cuisine"""

yeah those cosmic brownies unironically gave me diabetes

No, it's delicious.

the only decent thing in that pile of diabetes is the flipz chocolate pretzels and there's only one bag.

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Red Baron

It's actually imitation cheese, I think, or it used to be.

As a burgerclap I am intrigued.

Holy Christ, I haven't had a Sobe in like 10 years.

It's pretty good. It's pizza with kebab meat and they top it with some sort of dairy or mayo based dressing. Extremely sloppy though but that's not always a bad thing.

Europeans get mad over the most trivial things.

Some places also have different dressings, place near me has a pizza with red onions, kebab, pork neck and bbq sauce on it

>I have to count cents?
>NOOOOOOOOO
lol yuroshitters.

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Please stop insulting us so long as you make these.

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Same, I cook food that'll go for 3 people but that's literally all I eat during that day.

The ice creams are ok but otherwise mcennedy is an abomination. Thank the germans for it.

Potato's are surprisingly a good meal/snack.
A can sized potato is only about 110 calories and you can cook that shit in like 5 minutes and put whatever you want on it. I usually like using savory spices like cumin or garlic salt with a little olive oil and sometimes this stuff called vegenaise (mayo alternative but taste better and pretty different)
Fills you up for a good amount of time before you feel hungry again.

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HEY SIR, UH, *COUGH* TAKE OUT YOUR TIP

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Just boil some butter, throw some onions and scallions there and you have fucking god tier potato sauce. Goes well with fish.

Damn that's a good idea.

>imagine being European and just seething over freedom

summer isn't summer without fresh potatoes and butter sauce

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youtube.com/watch?v=NelIXCuuSZ0

You joke but i fucking do this and really wish i didnt. I just never feel hungry and can't keep seem to force food down.
I eat like once a day on a good day unless i have plans or try to force myself to eat. But i never have the energy to decide what i want and make myself food by the time the hunger sets in so i just put it off until i am desperate and begrudgingly get some take out meal at like midnight, so that i don't die.
I think i have a genuine problem, but i look like a normal fit dad on the outside, you wouldn't really know i never eat or sleep until you spend extended amounts of time with me.
My gamer fuel is pure willpower, but it would be nice to not feel tired, exhausted and fully depressed on the inside at all times.

Does it say .us?

Your fault for falling for the college meme. I do not feel sorry for you in any single way.

We have the freedom to not have to include the abbreviation of our country in our websites.

go do more things. your body doesnt want calories because it doesnt need them, it's basically in hibernation mode. if you get active, you'll start wanting calories and that'll get you the energy to keep going. it's hard to start, but once you do it's easier.

>you can eat whatever you want just want to eat less lmao
Dman, that's brilliant.

what's the wattage on gato?

Bro Eurofags have entire American food aisles like we have an aisle for chink and curry shit lol. They are the definition of obsessed.

Could use a calzone

search your hearts, you know it to be true, the best frozen pizza.

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Around here they're mostly small header aisles with marshmellows, shitty hersheys chocolate, reese's stuff, sauces and some weird ass off brand mac n cheese

>want to try and up my burger game
>watch some youtube videoes, try making smash burgers
>secret sauce came out too acidic, burgers shrunk despite them not supposed to be doing that, somehow manage to give myself food poisoning.

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STOP TOUCHING THE PIZZA WITH YOUR GODDAMNED INSUFFERABLE HANDS, YOU GODLESS PLEBEIANS

Yeah you're right user, i keep trying but life feels hopeless overall and every time i start to bounce back something shoots me down and I fall back into my old habits.
sometimes i am fully positive can only keep going for my kid and to protect her smile no matter how shitty i am feeling.
It's when i don't have my baby that i start feeling the weight of everything and my body gives up.
I need to get back to a gym and find job that i actually care about. But that first step feels like real fuckin big one

so do we
anyone can make a .org website

video games suck fucking asshole these days

being a 2019 gamer means using your $1000 rig to scroll through Yea Forums instead of using it to play games

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Do you have your license to do that?

my best advice for finding something to do for fitness is to find something you actually enjoy. don't go lift just so you can be fit and spend calories, find an activity you ACTUALLY enjoy. some people run not because they wanna be fit, but because they actually like going out and being in nature or jogging down a pretty trail. sports are another example, plenty of people play basketball since it's fun and the fitness is just an additional benefit. if team stuff isn't your deal, try some solo activities like climbing, jogging, yoga, hiking, etc. the list goes on and on, just keep trying new things until you find what you enjoy, then the hard work wont seem so hard.

5k, thank you very much. I'm also staring at cute butts.

It's shit. The only good frozen pizza is Newman's Own.

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>do keto
>start to lose all cravings for sugary foods
>15 lbs down
>more energy
>less hungry
>3 weeks in break keto
>unironically throw away doughnut because i didn't want to eat even though im a fat ass
>fully out of ketosis
>craving sugar all day
>gain all the weight back
sugar was a mistake.

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how else are you going to eat a pizza you fucking retard

Is that a Kroger Rising Crust Supreme Pizza? I had one of those a few hours ago.

do you still have all your original teeth?

You hold it with a paper towel so you don't get your hands greasy.

Shieettt

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tipping is optional you fucking idiot

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you need bones in your meat eurotrash

Well fuck, I thought this was a thread about metroid from the thumb nail.

I hope you eat your pizza correctly

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I love duck confit

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eat what you want, just less of it.

This is how cucks eat pizza.

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Why does this amuse me so much?

That's a fact that a lot of people seem to ignore though. They try and change the things they eat thinking it will be better for their general health without actually considering the nutrition they're getting from their typical proportions. You have the other group that tries to eat as little as possible but they end up breaking and eating a ton because the body needs regular calorie intake. There's a golden ratio for every person based on their size and lifestyle and the trick is to find the minimum amount you can eat daily while keeping it as consistent to that amount as possible. I eat about 1.2k cal on days I'm sitting around and 1.6k cal when I've worked/exercised.
Just take a few weeks to watch your habits and try to eat the least processed foods you can.

>commiefornia pizza

Hard pass

Holy shit when did Google get based?

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>Arizona ice tea is still 99.... something.
I'll take it.

god tier gamer fuel

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This is perhaps the gayest man to ever exist in this gay universe.

LMAO!!!

>feel kinda depressed all the time and self conscious
>try to lose the weight
>even after losing so much my mentality just stayed the same
endless suffering