Low Tier City 7

got delayed by some shitty smash flash clone

>if melee doesnt need EVO then why dont they host their own tournament maj-

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Fuck dude.
Guess I'll just watch this Albert's dude matches, never heard of him before.

Wizzy and Isai are at a Smash 64 tournament in Peru
twitch.tv/vgbootcamp
saw Isai doing some sick Fox combos earlier

Sfat beats Albert 3-0
Zain beats Mango 3-1
Shroomed beats Lucky 3-2
Mango beats Shroomed 3-0
Hbox beats Albert 3-1
Zain beats Sfat 3-1
Hbox beats Mango 3-1
Hbox beats Sfat 3-2
Zain beats Hbox 3-2 From winners

>hgod losing
i dont think so bud

:3

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this, mere mortals can't comprehend hgods mindgames. Going to losers was only to make his inevitable win that much more back breaking

lefftards still havent even realized Hgod allowed Wizzy and Axe to win tournaments, all to maximize his future earnings

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HBox definitely got caught off-guard by Wizzy and was in a slump ever since. However you can just watch CEO and see that he has Falcon, and specifically Wizzy's Falcon, downloaded.

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Getting settled into his new apartment or something (same thing happening with iBDW, I think).

Imagine being so contrarian that you support a puff memer who has been getting destroyed tourney after tourney lately

lol

wizzbros... we should've known it was too good to be true...

I wish Chillin was doing commentary.

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cope, #1

five guys is so stupidly overpriced

when is M2K coming back?

Idk when he feels like streaming makes less

have sex

Never, he just went on a big complaining spree on twitter not too long ago about a potential LGL not being puff only discourages him from coming back

M2k said he's "50/50" on coming back, with talks of a planking ban discouraging him.

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albert looks like he plays so unga but it's still so good lmao

the chad falco

M2k is such a fraud
>Ban planking because it's broken
>But only for the characters that beat me, not my own characters

ABSOLUTELY BASED ALBERT INHERTING THE SPIRIT OF PPMD

HOLY FUCK THE SHINE AVOID INTO DAIR AAAAAAAAH

albert has had better lasers this set than west has had his whole career

like I said, the spirit of ppmd
the absolute lowest of lasers

All I want to see is SFAT vs Zain again.

>mango
>magi
>albert
Melee Falco was bred for Mexican men.

He's been bitching about coming back for weeks now. He doesn't think he has support because nobody is subbing to him on Twitch.

the falco xfactor is running out and sfat is better player-ing him

I thought the horse was part of his hair at first.

He doesn't have the personality to be a streamer to begin with and people only like him for his smash skills. When he stops playing smash, he stops be relevant.

flubbing so many edge guards

fuck

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ye the shakiness in edgeplay decided that game. he started holding ledge which made dealing with fox recovery mixup way harder and switched it up when it was already too late

Fuckin hugo

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>Marth taking spacies to FD

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zain is falling for every single shinegrab

mango playing cheesy is the true mixup

UPS literally almost ruined his life though

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hugs wouldve won a major by now if it wasnt for ups

And how is that

why does nobody get hyped for Zain?

M2k's face when SFAT decided to cp to FD still gets me everytime.

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The SFAT vs Albert set was way closer than it should be. SFat flubbed a bunch of times during that set.

If Zain wins vs Mang0 he's automatically going to grand finals. SFAT can't deal with him

based hugo putting UPS on notice

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This has to be one of the funniest moments ever.

chad2k

hbox
zain
mango
sfat
albert
etc
etc

gg no need to waste your time watching

what the fuck is going on with these commentators? they sound like they're falling asleep

>Mang0 lost after doing double laser from the ledge again

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>mango losing to a poo in loo
Chadbox wins again baby

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Will these supposed fucked up monitor make pivot tippers easier or harder

thoughts on Ultimate top 8?

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Why does Twitch chat hate marth?

Mango fans are obnoxious, probably not as much as Leffenfags nor Zero's lards but they are the kind of people who'd still cheer for him even if he was against an underdog low tier player and send the opponent death threats if he managed to win.

Chillin and Wobbles would break the known universe due to mass colliding with infinite based energy

mangotards

4 underage cringelords, 3 autists and 1 based black man

Did Leo not enter or was he knocked out?

almost had samus and shoto mains in top 8/10

shouldnt matter much
everyone was memeing about "netplay falco" this tournament because they matter for stuff like perfect shielding projectiles

tweek vs. marss is the only match that matters, everyone else will job
especially elegant

more like ultiSHIT

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The love Marth when he beats Hbox

because Marth is literally more broken than Fox/Falco

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he didnt enter

How does that alcoholic waste of space still have a fanbase?

It's neat seeing 2 different PT players, I think the character is really fun to watch.

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No he isn't, he's a fucking faggot

>>>>>>>>>top player
>sponsored to play the game
>lacks the initiative to ask plebs for a crt on Facebook or buy a shitty $200 desktop from walmart
Gee I wonder why he hasn't been top 10 within the last decade.

Leffen eternally BTFO

Who put Hbox in losers?

Looks pretty good to me. Nice and diverse

>tfw we ALMOST had yoshi, ness, samus, and ken in top 8

Damn it dude, Tweek will take this free.

albert, who unfortunately has been downloaded

Albert

albert in bracket

no, really

Albert beat him 3-2 (it was actually supposed to be bo3, but Albert was up 2-1 anyways).

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How big do you think Salem's dick is? I'd say Leffen knows it so well.

fluke confirmed.

He does 3 options
>dashback pivot grab
>dashback pivot shield
>nair in place
Which then all lead into bread n butter flowchart combos.
He's like M2k but with no creativity or aggression, which is what made M2k exciting

Fuck all eceleb faggots. I would love to see mew2king working at McDonald's. 50 years ago that's where this autist would be.

>it was actually supposed to be bo3
What happened?

>the state of albert

gg Albert.

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I like ultimate but the game just feels way to random there seems like no clear number 1.

they thought it was already bo5
and nobody who wants to improve would be like "no, best player in the world, let's not play more"

Exactly. It's so fucking easy to play melee these days, ESPECIALLY when you are sponsored and it is LITERALLY your career. Plus he's in Tri-state, there's plenty of people to practice with or get 20xx memory cards from. And then of course basically any fucking computer can run faster melee these days.

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More like Grillin

Argue who is better than MKLeo, you can’t.

if hbox wins this we're never going to hear the end of hos oh so epic loser's run where he beat a couple fo of falcons and meme players

MKLeo is clearly number 1, but even he randomly gets 33rd sometimes

The Smash community is full of faggot burnout losers. Shocking, I know.

Is Albert fucking high or what?

They played a Bo5, with Albert taking it 3-2; although since Albert was up 2-1, Hbox would've lost even if it was Bo3.

what emotion is this body language meant to convey

I wouldn't be surprised he threw that match just so he could do this losers run.

it conveys that hotbid is a god at mafia

albert used all his adderall yesterday

how is that game even popular.

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Why does Hungrybox make people so mad? He seems like a really good player.

where were you when melee died?

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The same emotion as this

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Because Zain is good at laming out Spacies. It doesn't help that Mango spread the propaganda that Zain is a lame player

what's even more bizarre is that the brawlhalla prize pool is way higher than melee's

Mang0 has a decent shot at beating Hbox (assuming he beats Shroomed).

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These commentators are soo fucking lame dude , literally no excitement

mango has a decent shot at being a washed up meme

Hbox: 50% chance to win
Zain: 30% chance to win
Mango: 20% chance to win

MANGO VS ZAIN GRAND FINALS
GET HYPE

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>HBox wins again
I hate this episode.

mango has sung zains praises since he started, and they're friends

he's a histrionic asshole who constantly needs everything about him while playing the least engaging, most rage inducing character in the game

Chillin posting is one of the best things about Smash threads

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They're just jealous that they can't do sick b-air to b-air to b-air combos or up-throw rest combos like HGOD.

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>Hating on Wobbles

MANG0 FOX?

Leave LTC7 to me.

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the brawlhalla devs actually support the competitive community. Quite honestly smash is joke considering it's size and interest. There's no way it should be as poverty stricken as it is

MKLeo is clear 1st. Tweek and Marss are gunning for 2nd. Dabuz is 3rd. Samsora arguably 4th. The rest, no idea

seeth harder lefftard

feels like Ally was on track to be 3rd before he fell for the boypussy meme

How does Mango actually have a following just by being a fat alcoholic retard?

isai set was hype

fake niceguy personality tailored to cater to people outside the scene that don't have a read into social context. I'm a random and even I have my own anecdote

Mango should've been played Fox for the last 4 years. He only plays Falco because it's less work. Also why he never tried at Fox dittos.

he's the goat

Why isn't our boy Waffles on commentary?

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if you have to ask this question in these terms then you don't play melee or understand why it's been alive for 2 decades now

He is actually funny and seems like a genuine person.
People nowadays like someone who is just themselves, see why Pewdiepie is still relevant after his breakdown.

>called low tier city
>plays top tiers

>Sheik
>Top Tier

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>Mang0 is the goat
Aren't you forgetting someone?

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the top 8 characters are top tiers dummy

>the reason why 3/5s of the cast can't be used
>not top tier

It’s that or scarflard, Nairo or Leffen.

share your anecdote, user.

outside gameplay: he treats other people like shit, is self-obsessed, and refuses to play friendlies with other people so they don't figure out his cheese
gameplay-related: he plays a gay defensive/campy playstyle. when losing, he resorts to a cheese technique (planking) that is LITERALLY unbeatable. Few people in Melee history have planked because it's a violation of a gentleman's agreement in Melee where people agreed not to be a cheesy fuck for the sake of the game.

Mang0 never called the swedish national anthem racist.
Mang0 is better.

Yo, I don't know man. It's like... George Washington low key had like... slaves or whatever man... I don't know.

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i thought dj nintendo was dead?

Armada actually did that? And why?, Also DJ Nintendo on the mic thank God

that commentary was kino, fuck autists who need constant screeching over shit that happens every single tourney

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Top tier status cuts off at Puff who is 3rd

>retired
>all time

>tfw no dom peach gf to sit on my furryndicl

Every top 7 character shits on the bottom 14 characters bar some exceptions where the low tier doesn’t get COMPLETELY destroyed 2-8, closer to 3-7 or at most 35-65.

Armada has called USA chants and the national anthem for the United States racist after apex 2014 when Mango came back against leffen and the whole crowed started singing the national anthem.

Armada has always been a uppity faggot.

t. doesnt play melee

Pretty sure it was Leffen that said that chanting the US national anthem was racist.

Please tell me he actually did that lmao

armada will permanently have a winning record vs. all the gods so he's the true god of melee

Armada is just a typical cucked Swede, Leffen is way more of a Marxist retard.

Because he was once the "protagonist" of melee. Now he only goes to these events to keep his stupid fanbase happy and make money off them in the promise that he might win once a blue moon.

Leffen complained that Armada said puff was "gay" and has opened complained about terms like "gay" and "rape" in Smash.

He still lost to Silent Specter like a bitch and cried about it.

he says this when he used to call people retards on smashboards

>leffen
>marxist
?

t. goes 0-2 at local

Did Ult already happen? Been playing Guild Wars all day and I got burnt out.

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why are you guys obsessing over what some swedes said when they were literally 12

umm. the knockback was set to the wrong value during that match. I think he has a valid reason to complain, but even then I never saw him cry about it.

see

Why don't they just move on to Ultimate and play melee on the side?

>Leffen
>Comes from a mixed Swedish-Korean background
>Complains about people using the terms "gay" and "rape"
>Armada
>Comes from an all Scandinavian family with 10 siblings
>Just flat up calls Puff "gay"
Armada truly is the superior Swede.

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based armadad

after Melee (another half hour ish)

What are the odds that Hbox DOESNT win this?

Why don't they play Ult on the side?

They like Melee more.

Jesus.
He should teach his parents to play Melee so they're not fucking all the time.

Lets not forget harassing people in hopes to make them drop the game, keying cars, and generally being an insufferable cunt years for years.

we live in a post crab world, nothing is certain anymore

>Elegant
>Winners side no less

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Yeah, I don't think those terms should be used either. No need to. They're pretty low-tier words when people could just say what they think and provide more effort behind their thoughts, e.g., ledge grab limit

Thanks user.

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i'm just tuning in right now bros what the fuck have i missed
>SHROOMED making top 8
what the FUCK is happening bros

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These are basically eceleb threads. Meta is stale m8.

There's no match on right now, bitch

>be me at stacked west coast major with gods in attendance
>see hbox and another random in a 2 man rotation
>decide to call next
>hbox goes random char on me because he was going random on the other guy
>i win because i wanted to try versus a god
>visible salt vibes
>hbox fistbumps other guy with a ggs and says he has to get ready for his stream match (he didn't)
>i extend a fistbump and ggs
>he huffs at my fistbump and walks off

Zain beat Mango
shroomed got 3-0'd by mango
SFAT reverse 3-0'd Albert

I don't know why people hate on Hbox so much when he wins melee using a mid tier character like puff.

That's a pretty based family picture ngl.

It's just a bit weird as more of a SF guy. Sure, people will have side tournaments with the old games, but they're rarely the main event. It's kind weird that Smash is as split between Melee and [the most current title] as it is.

it's immature/cringy, but anyone who says it's "problematic" or whatever is retarded.

yo cancel this dumbshit hbox wins ok lets skip to the real deal ultimate.

how do you eat a banana/ice cream without looking weird?

Is Leffen washed up?

What top 100 players would you fuck?

Is it weird that I prefer rank 30-130ish players going at it to a lot of top level play?

>keying cars
Smash is truly the game of the autist

>Armada is gone
>M2k might be gone
>Mang0 is a drunk buster
>Plup Club's properties being redistributed
>Leffen shrinking in size
>Hbox's powers got absorbed by the crab
2019 has been a pretty rough year for Melee's usual top echelon of players.

Stop roleplaying user. We all know nobody on Yea Forums actually plays fighting games.

Westballs, Abate, leffen twinkboy, wizzy, axe

I always forget that Aniolas is 6'5. Jesus.
Also Armada censors himself now. He's said "I'm not saying that word" when asked about puff more recently. In addition, Leffen used retarded as an insult all the time, and still says it accidentally then immediately apologizes. It's more of a reflection of the scene being more and more diluted than anything.
That being said Armada is way more based, despite using lame clickbait YouTube titles

Leffen might as well not exist at this point.

been pretty fed up with m2k's shit lately, he used to be based but quitting melee and becoming a stream shill has really soured me on him. his stream is fucking awful. i was watching him a month or two ago and he was essentially having a midlife crisis. he's worried about being financially stable so he's been trying to grow his stream and his youtube and finish his book. i think it's likely that he's going to fail at all of these because he seems pretty inept at everything that is not strictly playing smash.

Surely SFAT will win this time.

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wizzy just 3-0 isai in 64

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why did hugs move to new jersey?

Does Sfat ever beat players ranked higher than him?

I've actually read similar stories on Reddit, dude is such a fucking clown. I wonder if he would've fistbumped Albert the first time if there wasn't a crowd/cameras. Fake ass nigga

Was Isai still playing fox in losers?

based M2K putting hugo on shoe

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leffen finished top 3 at the last three majors
he's still very good

the power of the wizzrod...

I'm just an ultra silver scrub

yes. lots of lasers

who fucking cares

Pretty true yeah. But it's good to see that even amidst all that, we've still been having some great tournaments and getting good viewership.

Melee players don't play the new games because the new games are just that different while Melee fulfills a gameplay dynamic that Nintendo has never again capitalized on.

Why does m2k get a pass, but not Hbox?

Rarely he's like the forever 6th 7th or 8th player when the top 5 show up.

>edgehogs zain
>looks at the camera

wizzy looks like a nerdy version of elias bender ronnenfelt in this pic

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Recently?
Axe and s2j I think he's up against... That's all I can think of. Rarely loses to people out of the top 10 though.

i miss wizzrod gf posting

the student surpasses the master

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Riddle me this SFat, what is 60, but also 40?

Dunno if you're familiar with Smash. Melee is on a different level from the other smash games in terms of skill ceiling and exciting play. It is a timeless game, and a lot of the technical elements were scrubbed out in future games to make it more casual-friendly. There's a reason why it's been played for 15+ years while Brawl and Smash 4 died and were barely played again after the next Smash game came out.

Ultimate will die when Smash 5 comes out. Melee will be played forever.

because m2k is an uber autist
also he's much less of an asshole than hbox

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Elias is clearly a Falco main though

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What time is Ultimate?

Right after melee soooooo 8?

cringefat

Because he has autism, which is a get out of free jail card for him.

He's beaten his random characters before

4 stocked by a PAKISTANI. ROFL

the dude has asperger's and is much nicer than HBox. Nothing m2k does is out of malice, he's just prone to gaffes because he doesn't understand some social cues.

45 minutes to an hour. Zain Sfat has 1 more game. Mango Hbox will be 4 games. Zain Hbox will be 5 games, maybe 9

Who here misses Duck?

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I just want sfat to beat zain, he's such a chill dude, he doesn't deserve to get meme'd on so hard

>I looked into the future
>I saw 14,000,605 SFAT vs Zain sets
>"How many does SFAT win?"
>One

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m2k is more socially ignorant than malicious. this doesn't absolve him of accountability but it does make the scumlord shit different than what hbox does who consciously puts on a niceguy act

cringe capeshitter

NOBODY BEATS ZACHARY CORDONI 17 TIMES IN A ROW AND GETS AWAY WITH IT

As someone that just picked up this game as Samus, yeah.

who else here /waitingforhgodtotearthroughthesepussies/?

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who the fuck is ALBERT

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I heard HBox legit smells bad. Any truth to that?

Are you the Washington user?

now in grands from losers vs Alvin

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ppmd junior

how close was the mango/zain set before? didn't get to watch it. how is mango playing today?

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>tried to be cool with the Melee illuminati by talking shit about /ourguy/ BBB
fuck him

why is 64 so popular in peru?

game 5 wasn't that close, mango played wack Tbh

I don't remember since this was a couple years ago

Different user, but he definitely didn't have deodorant on when I was hanging with Axe aMSa and Ryan "Ryan Ford" Ford when he passed by in the vip lounge

>SFAT hbox GF

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he's playing okay but nothing spectacular, he wont beat hbox

Yea

BBB is so fucking based
the fact that he got robbed out of going to summit 7... tragic

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>grab whiffs
>dd grab the whiff punish
sick character

Mango's execution looked pretty good but he did a lot of his classic retard stunts like double laser from the ledge and reverse edgeguarding himself by massively overcomitting for dairs.

Is the Smash Smell real?

>

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I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

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why SFAT always disapoint?

Yuck. Anyone else you met who smells bad? I heard m2k stinks too

BERMUDA TRIANGLE DI

LMAO MY MANS LOST

i literally said that this was going to happen an hour ago

sfat will never EVER beat zain again

>reverse edgeguarding himself by massively overcomitting for dairs.
that's the mango baby
FALCOS WW@

Dat DI

MANGO VS ZAIN GRAND FINALS
GET HYPE

always a disappointment, sfat

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I unironically want hbox to dick Zain down now wow fuck streetshitters

wtf dude marth is so difficult I can't believe zain is hitting these dashback grabs

>sfat choking
What a surprise.

Dios mio.....

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>mango
>beating hbox ever again
oamL

You mean Hbox vs Zain GF.

BBB is legitimately the most Chad player in melee. Amazing playstyle to watch and stays true to himself. Only basedboys and hfaggots dislike him.

mr cordoni please, take your loss in grace

In at the venue and it really isn't that bad because of people clamping down on it

I want to believe but HBox

I secretly hope Hbox planks the fuck out of everyone so they'll finally set a ledge guard limit. better here than at Big House or Genesis

Not that I could tell, but speaking of M2k he asked me if I wanted to play friendlies but I told him I'm an ICs main and said "oh ok never mind"
Told him I didn't wobble and just replied "that's ok"
Plup lost it.

SFAT will forever be the anti-hype gatekeeper - good enough to beat the up-and-coming players (e.g. Albert), but will never be able to surpass the top echelon of players.

mango won't be the player to make hbox whip out excessive ledge grabs, he doesn't challenge him enough. armada talked about this in one of his new videos, hbox isn't a retard, he won't whip it out if he doesn't absolutely have to so that morons on reddit will defend it by saying "he doesn't use it that much"

Like plup started laughing?

Lmao. Nintendude and Chu gave him PTSD

this is the most important match of the tournament

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it's over

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What's stopping me from planking other players in top 256 of a major? maybe i'd get planking banned.

Well then, ggs. Will be back for Ultimate. Was fun bros.

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MANGO LMAO

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Skinny/fit Mango would win this set

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that's an entirely believable interaction lmao. I remember going to a pizza place after a tourney once and the top player group including m2k was there. Since the bathrooms were locked m2k went straight into the kitchen and in a voice everyone could hear from the front asked if he could use their sink and I'm pretty sure he started using it before they could even answer

mango jesus christ

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unless youre on stream, all youre going to get is yourself shot

MANGO IS WASHED

That mango is buried under eighty pounds of lard, facial hair, and alcohol and will never see the light of day again.

"NO DI MARQUEZ" IS BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT

8 unless Melee runs over time. So basically if Hbox wins

>even after being 2 stocks up mango only barely managed to win on yoshi's story

it's so fucking over you dont even know it

it makes me sad because he practices a lot and cares about getting better... but he's hit this plateau. Dunno what it is.

Yeah prob won't pull it out against Mango especially. He did it against Mango in EVO 2016 and got a ton of shit for it, I bet he doesn't want those problems again

At a nonsupermajor top 256 is like, 2-2 or some shit. At that level everything is BS

I haven't been following, who sent Hbox to loser's?

I actually love Mango vs Hbox. When they're both playing well they just destroy each other. Unfortunately mang0 doesn't bring it every time.

is the melee stream randomly stuttering every so often for anyone else or is it just me

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albert lombardi

Westballz, he leveled up bruh

I would respect you if you did it successfully, I think most people would crumble under the peer pressure.

i wish there was someone as autistic as hax to measure the correlation between how far hbox makes it into top 8 vs the relative decibel values of the crowd

a literally who noname falco

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Weston

has anyone ever beat hbox after losing the first game?
the counterpick advantage is just so huge

we need to ban battlefield

I live for these kinds of m2k stories.

Mang0 did it at winner's semi's at Pound this year.

what the actual fuck is mango doing

Hearing Armada getting salty over this set is better then watching it, besides his interesting tidbits

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REMINDER TO HBOXFAGS: He still has to get passed SGOD before he can reach GFs

FUCK
THAT SHIT MANGO DID OFF STAGE ALMOST STOPPED MY HEART

fuck puff and fuck hbox goddam he's so lame

thats the mango

Classic mang0

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puff already makes armada fucking seethe, combine that with hbox who makes armada also seeth, as well as seeing his life partner lose to hbox playing puff, i bet armada is fucking nuclear right now

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I hate watching it so much. I hate any set with Hbox really but I still think he's a necessary evil. Without Hbox, there is no villain in Smash, and no reason to watch.

I agree, we need hbox to be great, but if he's too dominant it's detrimental

lmao, if only. Dude is fucking trash

>DUDE SUB TO MY TWITCH TO SUPPORT ME SO I CAN AFFORD TO GO TO MORE TOURNAMENTS
>a few years later
>DUDE I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO TO THIS TOURNAMENT BECAUSE I'LL MISS OUT ON ALL THESE SUBS AND DONOS IF I DON'T STREAM
Twitch was a mistake.

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is this real lol

this is the day that SFAT defeats Hbox and Zain
I believe in him bros

watching hbox playing anyone gives me the same feeling as watching those "DON'T DO THERE" scenes in horror movies

Lol no
Melee doesn’t need villains, the game is hype as fuck when you don’t have puff killing all excitement.

it's happening again bros
hbox cant be beat

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>villains

WeirdChamp

>armada for esports hall of fame? i'm not voting for him.
>rather vote for trump than armada, fuck that. let's go trump.
>[reading a chat message] "same"? yup, fuck that.
what did mango mean by this?

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I forgot how tedious Fox vs Puff in top 8 was.

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>it's happening again

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this is such a dumb rationalization to me. the reason to watch is for sick melee, aka the entire reason people watched before hbox had his big comeup when he was easily the worst of the 5 gods. it's not mere coincidence that the best top 8s of the 5 gods era were those where hbox didn't make a run. there's no need to rationalize in a 'necessary evil' here because other narratives still exist without puff

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Agreed. I hated watching beat Armada on the reset at EVO 2016 and the first GTX, but I realize they were necessary for the victories against him to really mean something. Watching the entire Melee community band together to beat his ass is an amazing storyline.

>make one mistake
>stock lost
>make one mistake
>stock lost

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thats the mango

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He dosen't understand the long term effects of not going to tournaments, yes, he loses subs if he dosent stream but at the same time he loses his relevancy and slowly fades into obscurityi if he dosen't

>Wizzrobe isn't here to save us from Hbox because he's in fucking PERU playing in a Smash 64 tournament where the prize for first place is 200 dollars

Yes, mang0 doesn't give a fuck

Did anyone see CEO where hboxs pop off knocked his chair back into the crowd and landed on a crippled dude in a wheelchair in the front row?

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did sfat take him back to battlefield
do mine fucking eyes deceive me?

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what's the first prize at LTC, 300 bucks?

why the FUCK is he bare foot

>He's been bitching about coming back for weeks now.
in what way? that he wants to but isn't able to? that he doesn't want to but people keep telling him to?

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Everyone's been spoiled from the first half of this year.

You should expect Hbox to win every tournament that he's in.

HBox assaulting the disabled is nothing new.

You have to get a stock lead first

>he doesn't realize Elegant is /ourguy/
so how is reddit these days

you may not like it, but this is what the savior of melee looks like

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>40 miuntes
jesus...

I'M S T A L L I N G

Wheres Armada.

>everyone still takes Fox in as the "pocket" against Puff when he's already downloaded the matchup this hard

Why the fuck don't people diversify?

so much for the revival of melee
2019-2019

How about the one where Esam slams his chair down on the cameramans knee. Shit must have hurt.

gothenburg, sweden

Wasn't plup labbing a puff counter since he sucks as fox?

Unless you're a turboautist like Wizz, there aren't many other options.

diversify to what? nobody fucking knows what char actually beats puff

I think people just don't have experience against puff in general, so they feel more comfortable playing a well-defined matchup.

i know he played it in tournament but he lost the set

he seems cool but Luigi is cancer

how is lauren looking these days

he grew up in the hood so he gets a pass
also he's mango

He's in a better place now.

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I hope HBox pops off and breaks some of the LED lights.

THIS IS IT BROS
GIVE ZAIN YOUR ENERGY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why is people always so salty about HB? He's chills as fuck and just want a living of playing smash.

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clips.twitch.tv/ObliviousPatientPidgeonUnSane

Doesn't Game and Watch beat Puff?

he's lame
puff's lame

that's all there is to it

Racial bias is literally the only reason people don't like zain

Plup is basically the same edgy new school cheesy faggot but people ride his dick because he's the most popular color

yeah, he's not actually chill. at all.

kekeroo where did you hear that

she lost a lot of weight and is lookin good in that kinda trashy way
mango is insecure about it because he was with her when he was skinny and she was fat, and now the shoe is on the other foot

Does Alex19 still stream? I haven't heard from him in a while

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everyone in the community except mew2king secretly hates him or is just super passive aggressive to him. Just watch him at summit talking to anyone.

I hope to see Cosmos not choke for once but his side of the bracket is a fucking nightmare

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1. No one likes people who always win
2. He stalls matches
3. Puff is incredibly annoying to play against and watch. Effectively, everyone playing against Hbox has to play near perfect because the punish game is so retardedly strong.

Puff dair roflstomps G&W shield into usmash

The chill hbox is a fake persona

he is currently re-streaming the tournament, talking about how much puff sucks. it's pretty comfy. twitch.tv/armadaugs

plenty of people like Zain lol. Everyone respects his punish game. Plup's neutral is better but Sheik is fucking boring. I personally like Zain better and I'm sure many agree

Mango is a fat disgusting alcoholic who would be nowhere in life without this esports bullshit. It's very likely he was collecting welfare until his sponsorship/streaming as well, as tourney winnings could easily go unreported/untaxed.

Only stupid niggers spics and white trash support this abomination. He's washed up and a complete failure. Just let him die.

haven't heard much of him since his pancreas or liver or whatever that was almost killed him a few months ago

HBox is and always has been a cancerous piece of shit both in and out of game.

He's unironically restreaming the tournament bitching about jigglypuff in the Pokémon anime right now. This faggot needs a replacement hobby for melee.

No Puff still wins but the MU is way better than most other low tiers/some mid tiers

i don't like plup because he seems like a salty faggot but unlike leffen won't actually embrace it

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she's still fat lmao. But I would fuck her senseless Tbh. Must be a dream to nut in that ass

MVD should be pretty easy for him, and he can beat Elegant in the runback

Fox mains are literally seething. Hbox is the most based person on the planet

no, plup earned his cred and fans from being the best samus in the world for years

>restreaming a tourney
>THIS DESPERATE to be relevant
Armada quit because he knew there was way more money to be made as a faggot eceleb milking paypigs like you.

yeahh HFam dab on that fool!

>Samus
who was picking Samus and got that far as her?

I need goofy hat samus maining plup back

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it's probably just gonna be melee again 2bh
both leffen and mango have said they think armada will come back eventually, they know he can't stay away

ironic considering armada's stream is barely above m2k tier poverty

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He was like 16 when he became the best player in the world. Despite being a retard and reaching success due to savantism, Mango has had an above average income for his entire adult life.

can't stand this fucking prick. shit at melee, shitty personality and mother fucker looks like keemstar to top it all

LMAOOOO

that counts

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Bros... we need to give hungrygod our strength

Some Mexican Samus main called Joker

at least we know he's confirmed town. right?

YEEEEAAHHHIHUUGGRRPRTLRKLLLLLLLLL HBOX HYPE

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god what happened?

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yeah, i'm feeling like zain's gonna win

time for these niggas to start labbing young link again

Inkling will not win a major.

puff

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I think he can beat MVD, but if he wins he has to go up against the loser of Tweek vs Dabuz, both of which he has a pretty mediocre track record against. Elegant is at the opposite side of the bracket, at best they'd meet in Losers Semis.

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Is it me or is Zain playing a lot like how MkLeo plays swordies?

>yfw HB announces he's getting back to work after losing this

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HBox has this free.

getting rested one too many times

This set is literally gonna take another hour if Hbox resets the bracket

zain is making heavy use of dancing blade, that's really helping him out here

I never knew up tilt could kill.

Armada hate for Puff is super strong. He's been giving notes to Top players, to beat Hbox.

I feel like Plup has been weirdly saltier than usual in 2019. After losing to Hbox at Genesis, he went onto stream and said that Puff should be banned, something that not even Leffen or Armada agreed with.

64 just had insane ending

hot

not a fan of ultimate but he should make the switch to that game. he had so much fun with that game on stream playing meme characters

literally puff

WIZZY

hbox lookin like a TOILET right now

Retard

BASEDD WIZZY

Wizzy won that Smash64 tournament game 5 last stock after resetting the bracket game 5 last stock

guess

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looks like a teenager. cant blame mango

Pretty clearly. Plus the meta seems more open.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ZAIN NO FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fucking rest.

makes sense, playing against puff is like playing Ultimate

wizzy is unironically the greatest overall smash player of all time, truly new2king

mang0 is a good person who tries to help people like hbox and dabuz have a better reputation in the community
also very funny and charismatic, and sick at the game. no reason to hate him really

People only hate Puff because HBox makes their years of hand breaking tech feel useless.

the speed makes it a good mixup

Where this come from?

PERU ATTACKED ON HOME TURF, ESTIMATED $157.50 IN DAMAGES

OH NO NO NO HBROS

Z A I N
A
I
N

he plays marth like a faggot, dashback grab, dashback grab, kill me

>4 stocked
Holy shit.

FUCK HBOX
FUCK HBOOOOOOOOOOOOX

later

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IT'S THE REVIVAL OF THE REVIVAL OF SMASH

THE SUMMER OF SMASH RETURNS

Aren't you busy getting 4 stocked HBox?

yall niggas realize real life aint got instagram filters right

>4-stocking hbox in tournament
Yeah I'm thinking I'm a Zain fan

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Let's end this, shall we? Entering Clutchbox mode.

they definitely won't when you choke as hard as Cosmos does

What's Zain doing that other Marths aren't doing against Hbox??

bros...

Hbox legitimately has not been the same, since the crab. Was a crustacean thrown by a rando from outside the game all that was needed to topple Hbox?

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Same as wizzy with the other falcons.
Patience.

what other marths lol
outside of la luna who is washed beyond belief, there's nobody remotely as good a player as zain

Smash tournaments don't have big payouts, and they had even smaller ones when he was best (2007-2013). He made MAYBE 25k before expenses, which would translate to about 10-15k afterwards (plan tickets, hotels, on top of normal costs like food, gas, etc). Not to mention he starting drinking as a teenager, and he's an alcoholic.
Yeah, he was on fucking welfare.

The crab definitely affected his ego. However CEO shows he can recover; he just has put everything he has into it.

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Will the based Pajeet dethrone Hbox? I hope so

don't see marth vs puff often but he's more patient and his spacing is better. haven't seen him grab much this set but he can grab the shit out of hbox

It probably fucked with him mentally; his mind probably now subconsciously thinks "winning tournaments = getting crabs thrown at you."

Isn't he an engineer or has he never actually made use of his degree?

Zain knows when to go fast and when to take things slow

Watch some of his sets and you'll see he does a lot of standing around or just moving in place

what about PewPewU

He's doing the annoying hbox comeback thing right now though, despite that being true.

Fuck

fuck

based hbox jerking off of zain

HBOX WILL NOT LET MELEE SURVIVE THIS EASILY

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>Has he never actually made use of his degree?
He literally quit his job in tech a couple days ago

did someone say... cluthbox...

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this dumbfuck zain just went for the stupidest edgecancel dair setup which put him in the worst situation to try to reverse hbox's momentum from

Who?

>backet reset with jigglypuff

youtube.com/watch?v=cuuhWdWvRdY

BASED

The rest of the world BTFO

only ONE Marth can do it

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FUCKING FUCK

He fucked up by trying to swag on dreamland.

Fuck

HBOX IS SANDBAGGING

barely better than la luna imo

new

New

user was talking about Mango

mango = asuka
hbox = gendo
wizzy = shinji
zain = rei
armada = misato
plup = kowaru

based retards

>4 stock him
>still lose the set
What the fuck is Zain's problem?

>retard(s)
i both made and posted the zain thread first, did nothing wrong

Choke artist, Mang0 taught him well,

Did Void ever recover from this?

magi is a fucking faggot tranny dude and Albert is a chink

>decent
he was born a washed up buster