Based boomer characters are all shit

>Based boomer characters are all shit
>Cringe zoomer characters are all OP
Why?

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because boomers are shit, based sakurai keeping it accurate

Cringe and bluepilled

>smash bros ultimate
>bad
Pick one and stop whining about how melee is the best version you fucking nigger

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Melee has the same problem though

Because anyone who uses the words based and cringe as a part of their regular vocabulary has inserted a cucumber in his butthole in the past or is considering doing it

>Add long requested fan favorite characters like King K. Rool, Ridley, Simon Belmont and Banjo Kazooie
>Make them play like shit out of nothing but spite
>Add characters literally nobody asked for like Chrom, Ken, Joker and the Dragon Quest guy
>Make them autopilot mash2win garbage
Fire Sakurai

>Ken
>Zoomer

That’s because it proves boomers need to stop playing smash, next game will have the boomer characters cut and focus more on zoomers.

Cringe BOOMER ZOOMER BLOOMER
WOJAK WOJAK PEPE PEPE BOOMY ZOOMY BASED BASED CRINGE BASED

Rent free

You honestly don't know anything about this game. Simon Belmont is okay. He can hang with some top tiers, but he does get demolished by someone like Pikachu. Banjo isn't even out yet. Neither is DQ guy. Hard to say how they'll play. I don't think Ken is that great either. I agree K Rool and Ridley suck. Ridley needs a weight buff like Mewtwo.

>Series started in the 90s
>Zoomers think they have a right to it

>ken
>mash to win
cringe

We will next game, believe me!

> Series started in the 90s
> 1999
Smash barely counts as a 90's franchise

awful comment, downvoted

You mean when all the Persona, Fire Emblem and Xenoblade shit is cut? Absolutely!

No, when all the retro and majority of third party are cut, that’s when.

>tfw dabbing on b*lmonts and other irrelevant boomer literal whos with /myguy/
they never see it coming

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>Killing them at 15% with downgun and watching them seethe with anger
Fuck shillmonts and fuck Castlevania

there's a general power creep in the series. It's pretty easy to tell which characters are older and newer just based on their movesets. A character like kirby would be insane if he was introduced in 4 or later

This.

What constitutes a "based" main in Yea Forums's eyes? Because a lot of the characters they consider "respectable" like Snake, Wario, Ike, Bowser, Falcon, ROB and G&W are considered to be quite strong by high level players, especially Snake, Wario and ROB who have all won majors.

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i love btfoing fagkers with based snake

Banjo will be mid tier or low tier at best, He looks slow and has alot of endlag

you honestly can't tell much from his trailer

He doesn't give a shit about competitive play. As nobody should.

Post characters who need buffs/fixes
I'll start

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Anyone who doesn’t look like an anime character and/or isn’t a sword user

hes almost good

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>Literally admitted that he likes watching tournament matches in his column
You tried

Falcons top tier hes just slept on

melee tournaments had him seething though

Is my boy Bowser still shit?

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>Grand finals at CEO
Unironically git gud

>Falcon
>Ike
>Not looking like anime characters

>Knee still barely hits, bring back melee knee
>raptor boost whiffs
>trash initial dash
>turnaround
>gimpable as fuck
>rockcrocking

He's bottom high tier at best

>Carried by zero suit and only brought out as a desperation pick not even winning.

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It was released in North America in April of '99.
That's 90s enough.

Bowser is scary and high tier. So fucking fast

unironically

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>let us use side B an infinite amount of times in the air (after getting hit)
>decrease air acceleration time so we can reach max speed quicker
>reduce endlag on utilt and dtilt

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>Zackray constantly wins tournaments in Japan
>Wadi in top 8 of CEO
>Universally considered a top 20 character
Acquire skill

>buffing a top tier.

Nintendo desperately tries to promote Fire Emblem by adding 10 FE characters and made them high tier so people would see them more online

You forgot Pac Man who has also won a major.

Ridley is a few small buffs away from becoming as scary as Bowser is. Belmonts are basically what Ness was in Smash 4: a very solid character that tragically has some terrible matchups against the top tiers.

There’s so many FE characters because it’s a side effect of the whole “Everyone is Here!” thing more then anything.

>series is from the 90s
>b-but is from a year before the y2k, is pretty much same gen as minecraft
hahahahaha

It's because Yea Forums is so bad they don't understand their own characters.

>Ike
>respectable

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Take a look at Snake and come on back, dingus.
>Ken is mash2win
>literally no-one outside the balancing team have played Banjo or the Hero
Pic related. Please, just give him something.

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shitting on shitty zoomer swordies with Snake is so much fun. I really hope he doesn't get nerfed.

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Bowser is generally believed to be the best superheavy in the game right now. He has one of the fastest run speeds in the game, which paired with his armor mechanic lets him cancel out zoners and projectile spam.
Here's a Bowser 6-stocking Cosmos' Inkling at a supermajor. youtube.com/watch?v=sIFxblZeTMs

i wish King K Rool was as good as him. Only superheavy I actually like

tired, and i keep getting called a boomer for liking even fucking gamecube games. i don't get it.

>Zoomers in their teens-early 20s who grew up on Bieber and Web 2.0 and don't remember any games older than PS2 can now walk and talk and are the vast majority of Yea Forums and the current internet

What do you think of this?

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My man Mewtwo needs to get his tail hitbox shrunk and weight values adjusted.
Some interesting tech regarding his crown is starting to come out that gives him some approach options, but agreed. Needs some way to avoid getting punish-comboed into oblivion.

I think you got yeeted on by the zoom chads old man

He also thinks that Zoomers are in their early 20s.
What an idiot lmao.