He is unironically one of the best vidya reviewers

I don't even agree with him half the time, but his opinions feel pretty consistent in what he likes and dislikes, which is more than most reviewers can say. And he's generally pretty dang honest with how he feels about a game.

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keep saying it

>LROOGLRGORGLRGOORLGGOLRGO I LOVE BLACK COCKS IN MY ASS AND FACE
- OP

>hes honest about his games, very truthful for his critiques, and hes entertaining because he says what us on his head

Uh oh, retard alert

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BLACKED 2 BAYBAY

Yea Forums be seething, but you're right OP. You're not the faggot today.

BLACK IS BACK BAYBEE

KEEP

keep saying it

FUCK YOU DUNKEY
I DON'T WATCH YOUR VIDEOS BECAUSE YOU ARE BLACKED

B L A C K E D 2 B A Y B E E

Unironically one of my favourite video game channels.

>videogamecuckold
nah

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He has shit taste and he's a cuck.

SAYING

>dunkey vid
based
>with leah
oh wait no it's shit now

any form of criticism this guy gets his braindead fans goes
>"taking dunkey seriously"
there's obviously a problem there

IT

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Keep saying it.

post the cuckold video already i need to fap

What video ?

He's actually a fucking idiot.

>he might be a retard but he's consistently a retard
ebin

haha le funny voice donkey kek

The amazing atheist banana.

kys zoomer faggot

>literally rushes game reviews despite accusing journos of doing it
>"every japanese game that isn't nintendo bad"
>shitty ironic knack memes
this is how e-celebs get their asses kissed
>"he's supposed to be joking but i'll take their opinions into account though"

>Blocks your path

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>completely subjective this is how i feel hurr durr
>pandering to contrarians
>cherry picking footage and so randum situations for maymays

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Yeah he's a good reviewer but nothing more

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He's fuckin bullshit
His review on daikatana is absolute worthless and inaccurate trash and discusses ZERO of its positives even though everyone who's played the multiplayer will tell you it's half-decent at the very worst
Doesn't also acknowledge that version 1.2 is playable and the AI isn't that retarded or the fact that they change up the arsenal for every episode meaning that you're not shooting the same shitty pistol for hours and hours.
>hurr durr the weapons can kill me! waah!
this fucking faggot probably didn't even play the game and just watched others who suck dick at videogames play the game

Those points are more in relation to the shitpost videos, not the "dunkviews"

Although he lets jokes get in the way of his point

>Completely subjective
It's a game review

keep saying it

His videos were funny sometimes but when he tries getting serious, thats truly the laughable shit

> I'm going to be honest, I fucking hate turn-based and JRPG games the most - Dunkey
>Reviews Final Fantasy XV
>Reviews Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Reviews Octopath Traveler
>Reviews Final Fantasy 7
>Reviews Kingdom Hearts
>Unironically dislikes the vast majority of them, not seeing the very blatant bias
>Fans eat it up and take it for gospel because they enjoy how he acts legitimately autistic (kwnak 2!!!!)
I've had someone detail their opinion to me on open-world titles and it was legitimately verbatim what Dunkey said in his shitty video, down to BOTW being the objectively best open world title ever. I told him to think for himself, Dunkey is a fucking cancer on society. Hopefully hating him will go mainstream, I have a few memes that have potential to go viral

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>He didn't suck my pet game's dick so therefore he's trash

I feel like this is a troll. But its highly possible you.re 11 years old.

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he doesnt like banjo tooie
all other opinions should be discarded

Anybody who hates him please post what game reviewers you actually like.

Not trolling, legit curious

Dunkey is funny

he's a nintendo fanboy.

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You can discuss mechanics and design like someone with a brain instead of a bUt iTs FuN approach. You can see his flaws because his favorite thing in games is immediately playing the game like his opinion on Tony Hawk. Instead of putting anything thought into his opinion he just goes dIs eEs HoW I fEeL

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This. He's a clown that just talks shit.

Everytime he's trying to provide serious criticism its a complete trainwreck. And it really shows that he has a low attention span.

None you fuckingn mongloid. If you like any go fucking kill your self.

Fair

/ourguy/ matthew is the only one you need

A review isn't just about negatives its also about positives
You can't say with a straight face that NOTHING about daikatana was done right
The soundtrack, the guns, and a good variety of levels were done right
Where is the objectivity?
If it's a review, why didn't he cover important aspects such as the music or the multiplayer at all?
A review includes, everything, not some cherry picked aspects

Dilate zoomer trash.

What sparked this?

These games suck ass though and I think that's the point Dunkey is trying to make.
I legitimately don't understand why there is a market for these kinds of game they are boring as shit. None of them have evolved aside from Persona but even Persona has its problems.
I would really love to see turn based JRPGs die out and thankfully more people feel this way.

Matthew Matosis

>taking dunkey seriously
its just jokes dude get over it

I’ve been watching dunkey since 2012 and I can tell you right now that his reviews fucking suck and his comedy has been getting worse and worse since 2014

The only good video he’s made in years is the chicken wing video

THANK YOU

>Music
If a game is shit, the music is completely irrelevant.
>Multiplayer
He avoids multiplayer. Definitely his worst quality but I can't blame him since he lives in Strata.

dunkie likes Overwatch and he rushed through Yooka-Laylee and poopoo'd it, he's a retard with a dumb nigger voice.

AcornCinemas

the only thing i find funny about him is that he's fat

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keep saying it

My bad, it's Acorn Films, not cinemas
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This dumb mother fucker is asking which is his favorite reviewer in one breath and calling me a zoomer in the other. Complete retard. You don’t even know what zoomer means you meme spouting fuck.

based 78 poster

oh so if he doesn't call it a dunkview it's okay to completely misrepresent the thing he's shitting on
fuck off

based JohnnyUtah t-b-h

>Hurr it's just jokes dude
>But he's still one of the best reviewers out there
I'd tell you to suck my cock but you'd take that as a suggestion.

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I'm for reference. I don't listen to any game reviewers. I very rarely watch any gameplay before purchasing, and if I do it's general no commentary so I can formulate my own opinion. All I really need is word of mouth (in case the port is shit) and howlongtobeat.com to make sure I'm getting my money's worth.

Obviously, this strategy can backfire (see: Mario maker 2), but generally I get more enjoyment out of games as the need to conform to some groupthink for videogame ego is entirely removed. It also helps that I buy maybe one or two games released in the current year.
It's fine that you think that, but the majority of those games objectively have received critical acclaim. Dunkey forcefully reviews them knowing he hates the genre and succumbs to the bias. We have proof of this in his Octopath Traveler review. This makes him a terrible reviewer.

To be fair I also have a bias towards him -- I think his "silly" videos are unfunny and juvenile, which is why I'm only focusing on his reviews.

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No need to

can someone post the lea look alike video

I just want a decent video game reviewer I can rely on who doesn't seem to partake in double think and triple standards all the time.
Everyone seems to have their own weird constantly moving goal post. I just want some fucking consistency and some opinions that don't seemed influenced by the stupidest shit.

Old man jeff fucking with the youngins

>Facebook meme
You're just as much of a faggot as him.

Is this Legoman?

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what do you guys have against me

Cope. Only zoomer trannies love e celeb trash.

blackmail in the form of a black male

>dunkey
>honest

Big oof...

it literally is, because he's trying to be funny. dont really give a fuck about a youtube joker, but you fuckers are the type to go to a standup show and heckle every premise and setup.
"You weren't really in line at the bank the other day, liar! Which bank? Fuck you!"

I wasn't talking about dunkey i was talking about the faggot zero punctuation
Game is not shit if I had the eagerness to finish it
I cant say the same for many other games I've played like RAGE, Chaser, Fear: Perseus mandate, fallout3/4, etc. which I'm sure if he reviewed would put in much higher regard than daikatana

If he is the greatest then why don't I watch him?
Check mate, eceleb shitposters.

Also american krogan is way better, peak gamer content.

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>He said it in a funny way he must be right!

One of the biggest markers of low IQ. Such susceptibility to manipulation

You're missing what I'm saying so let me reiterate:
WHY do these games have critical acclaim? The story telling? It can't be that. I think most of these games scratch at the surface of great story telling without reaching their true potential.
The gameplay? Turn based players love to argue how 'strategic' this system is but it really just sucks out the fun and momentum out of what could be an actually good combat system.
I think most of the reason why JRPGs get so much acclaim is the meta. Waifuhavers, weebs, otaku and NEETS are blinded by the aesthetic in exchange for good gameplay which is a legitimate problem.

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Imagine shilling for a mediocre youtuber who will never acknowledge you.

KEEP SAYING IT

None, YouTube reviewers are for NPCs

The best thing you could say would be that his scores aren't skewed like most reviews. A 3/5 is as high as most games get

>The gameplay? Turn based players love to argue how 'strategic' this system is but it really just sucks out the fun and momentum out of what could be an actually good combat system.

t. ADD-kun

>t. has never played a roguelike
Go download DCSS you disgusting pleb.

I met Dunkey at Comicon and he recognized me from last time I was there so you're objectively wrong
>nice dude too

Please help I've become temporarily obsessed with this image and reverse image search is giving me innocent results

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>If it's a review
That was not a review of the game, more so the situation itself
>where is the objectivity
only retards care about objectivity when it comes to review of anything

>purposefully lies about and misrepresents games like Silent Hill 2 and Octopath, causing Yea Forums to shit post threads for those games
with your e-celeb garbage

his videos are only a couple minutes long instead of streching them way past the point of being entretaining to get promoted and that makes him the best person on youtube

this is the worst

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I had actual second-hand embarrassment watching his attempt at a serious review with the Shining. His critique was extremely surface level and it came off as someone who was trying way too hard.

You're so blinded by bias it's almost concerning. My point is that you can argue the hypotheticals of why these titles are popular all day -- but it is a fact that millions enjoy these games for one reason or another. It would be hard pressing to find a majority of flaws in one of the titles, let alone all of them. Your argument about weebs/neets doesn't make sense either because they aren't the large demographic buying these games (in most cases, xeno2 shipped ~2 million and you can argue there's two million weebs out there)

Traditional turnbased JRPGs are an abominable genre of games that spawned from Japanese developers ripping off the first few Ultima and Wizardry titles, which were rudimentary PC games attempting to emulate pen & paper tabletop roleplaying. Thing is, stuff like D&D had no practically no audience in Japan back then, so their first exposures to the idea of a "roleplaying game" were grindy turnbased shitfests with next to no roleplaying to speak of. This would be fine if their games actually evolved beyond that like western CRPGs did, but no, they stuck to making glorified wizardry/ultima 1-3 clones with the most basic bitch brainless turnbased combat imaginable. Any and all criticism that gets thrown at them is well deserved.

>more so the situation itself
Maybe he should've specified this?
All these styled videos are structured as reviews
Zero Punctuation is a faggot who doesn't play games plain and simple
A shotgun that fires six shots is not anymore of a problem than a BFG is. Do you use a BFG on a zombieman? no. You use it on enemies that are worth the six shots.
Ion blaster, Side winder rocket launcher, and C4 Vitzeagro gun are better for weaker enemies
you're gay

How do you type all this shit out when you're clearly suffering from severe ADHD?

I can't wait any longer there better not be sauce posted when I'm done

If you like the taste of shit no one's stopping you but don't get pissy when someone calls it for what it is

>Maybe he should've specified this?
so how does it feel to be a complete brainlet?

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How can anyone sincerely defend turnbased JRPGs?

>cunnyposter
You aren’t better than OP

>poopoo peepee "jokes" or the equivalent of it for at least 3 minutes to be absolutely sure its ran to the ground to the point its almost pathetic

isn't this the guy that got assblasted for being banned when he told a teammate that he would gun them down in the street?

People can defend them because they sell like hotcakes to this day. Final Fantasy XIV is proof of this. It's fine if you don't like something other people enjoy.

>wow this game is so mindless and boring, it’s just stimulus, so easy to win
>No I’m not going to play multiplayer I’m not a neckbeard

>sales equal quality!

Right on cue, I guess Avatar and Avengers are the pinnacle of cinema to you then?

Worst thing about him is despite his objectively terrible and biased reviews, his kiddy fanbase takes his words as gospel.

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Cringe dude. He's completely illiterate in everything that isn't some jumpy-jumpy indie game or Nintendo trash. His The Shining review was also hilariously bad.

Correction: he lied about it and pretended he was more innocent than he was and when riot told him they wouldn’t give him any special treatment, he whined that they’ve never done anything for him (except popularize him early on by sharing his videos and literally playing one of his videos at their world championship but those don’t count lol)

It was like a fucking 3 day ban too

Look you can think that all you want, but when his demonstration of a battle is so poorly done it makes you wonder if he actually understood some of the mechanics of the game.

Yeah that snail fight in Octopath still pisses me off.

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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

>sincerely defend turnbased JRPGs?
Never did.
>turnbased
>XIV
You guys don't actually play games, then.
Endgame might as well be.

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Why did she thank him?

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not an argument :^)
protip: you're still gay

He just hates Jap shit lol

I was generalizing JRPGS, not turn based games.
There's almost always a positive correlation, so yes. Seethe harder :)

Neither is politics but you idiot's keep shitting up the board with them

no, you gay

I can’t blame him. Only capcom and platinum are the good japanese games. Maybe some hentai/echii game. But that’s it

falls for the """consistency""" meme

>Ocarina of Time
>Dark Souls
>Monster Hunter World
>Smash Bros
>Halo 3
these just came off the top of my head too. maybe you should think a little harder before you post

He doesn't even play a lot of the games he's reviewed. I remember his Yakuza 0 review where he said "minor characters get in the way of the plot" while showing the blind girl that's at the very fucking centre of the plot and isn't minor whatsoever.

Sseth

Dunkey’s reviews are like eating fucking cardboard. There’s nothing there. They’re completely useless. His GoW review is about four straight minutes of adjectives and he doesn’t describe a single game mechanic. You could put the audio of that review over basically any action game and you couldn’t tell the difference.

I love donkey but his games review are meh. They are way too short. At least he isn’t afraid to say that a popular game is shit, but that’s it

>Is infinitely funnier in your path

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>try to get friends into emptyhero game reviews
>they tell me we can't hang out any more because i'm a bigot now

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He probably goes on reddit to research the biggest memes about the games he reviews and uses it as an actual complain to pad his video.

How does he do it?

>spergs out in league games multiple times
>is warned to stop
>keeps doing it anyways
>"WHAT THE FUCK RIOT UNBAN ME RIGHT NOW YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME I MADE YOUR GAME WHAT IT IS TODAY YOU CANT ENFORCE THE RULES ON ME"
A fucking retard is what he is. Everytime he drops the persona I always get a consistent sense of his massive ego even all these years later. I watch his shit sparingly now

So, which one are good reviewes? I’m asking seriously I want a good reviewer. Only ones I know are antdude and relaxalax

This. It's all just so unoriginal

keep saying it

can someone show the me blacked video

>Edgy humor, but not edgy enough to recieve the e;r treatment.
>Good voice.
>Videos are not too long or too short.
>Understands ironic humor like no other.

>spouting Yea Forums memes is funny

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I dont get why people call him a black guy, he sounds italian to me.

The best there is.
youtube.com/watch?v=LRlDtiBkaTg

He's in the "games are art" camp. He reviews them as an artistic medium, not just how well it fires off the fun neurons.

>needing a game reviewer
>trusting any game reviewer when the field's devolved into a free for all publisher fellating contest in the hopes that they'll give you a free game or maybe a bag if you're lucky

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He has good comedy, but game reviews are worthless.

>political slant on video games
Nope

ZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZOOM ZOOM

>Obviously, this strategy can backfire (see: Mario maker 2)
Can you explain? I don't have the game, but it looks exactly like the first one but doing more things, so I don't see why that'd be the case.

keep saying it

K___ s_____ i_.

>Not Ssethtzeentach

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>this game is good and fun and I like it
>this game is bad and not fun and it sucks
great reviewer

Didnt he change his mind on Battlefront 2 eventually?

This place loves to hate BF2 and still criticize it for things that literally didnt even make it to launch.

this
I especially dislike when he puts on a lowfi filter on his mic to try and replicate a shitty in game voice chat for the lulz
although that game critics video is probably his best one

Yes

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His top 100 games video is his best and most quotable video

>His review on daikatana is absolute worthless and inaccurate trash and discusses ZERO of its positives
Get Romero's dick out of your mouth, sweetie.

Cringe also fuck niggers

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In my case, I saw the game marketed as a co-op experience, only to find out that online co-op is seriously underdeveloped. If I had watched a review, it's probable I would've discovered that tidbit before purchasing

CUM ON MY FACE BROTHER

he praises FFXV but shits on KH3. i still think that video was a joke.

He’s a complete brainlet, it’s incomprehensible. KH doesn’t have the greatest combat but it’s better than
>hold circle to win
And at least you get to drive your own fucking vehicles in KH

Uhh great gramphics, great graneplay
Legend of Zelda: ocarina of-Craaazy taxi

Keep saying it.

KH is an awful series you brain dead moron

no u

>plays game on easy
>says he likes hard games

>thinking you need to treat a reviewer's word as gospel
>having too small of a brain to compare between different people whose interests you know of

you're a fucking idiot. kill yourself.

>discusses ZERO of its positives
I mean, Daikatana is garbage but, Isn't that pretty much every Zero Punctuation?

KH is probably the worst series of games ever made and Dunkey is spot on with his review.

WOah woah. Back it up there

It's one of the best series of games ever made. He is absolutely wrong.

I feel so betrayed by nu-dunkey, I’m such a fucking fanboy that I still say “gramphics” instead of “graphics,” how could he do this to me

Yikes. Do you masturbate to anime girls and have Pokémon plushies? KH is the most genuinely autistic game series ever made. I’m sorry you enjoy shit games

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reviewer

Whoa whoa I didn’t say it was better than gameboy shrek

guys I don’t really like this one but don’t tell donkey

butthurt weeb
good, emptyhero is not funny.

You don't sound like you have any self-awareness. You're just a lingo bot with no real criticisms. I only play good games and KH is one of the best series ever made, with KH2FM being one of the most insanely perfectly build games made. You literally don't know shit about video games. At all.

>Has never played an ending of a game
>All of his self-created games just peter off and die after the 2nd act.
Like poetry; It rhymes.

He literally do shit reviews for games he have a bias on.
See his metal gear survive review, the guy didn't played more than 2 hours. He just finished the prologue, played 1 hour and quitted.

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>[Citation needed]

His opinions on games are mostly good, but he's really biased against anything turn-based, RPGs, or games that require a brain. At least he admits it though.

keep sayin it

>Browsing Yea Forums to whiteknight e-celebs
>Still calls other people and games autistic
Why yes I play Kingdom Hearts. How did you know?

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>Defending metal gear survive

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>he has no idea how conversation or social conventions work

Are you actually autistic?

people hated survive far more for what it represented than what it actually was.

looks like he's just giving an example of his stupidity, see

kek.

Game was a fun stand alone expansion of v. Got what was marketed.
But even then, he should have AT LEAST finished the story, because some of his criticism literally don't exist after the early game.

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>A review isn't just about negatives its also about positives
A review is just going over the important points of a subject or work. I'm sure if you think hard enough, you can find a positive, but often times the positive isn't noteworthy enough to mention.

So you don't.

JANNIES DO YOUR JOB

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he's not a reviewer. he makes funny meme vids and thats it. it's not a review, its just entertainment. still funny though

>an arbitrary label he can slap on or off depending on if he wants immunity to criticism is conversation or social convention

>claims JRPGs only justify themselves if they have a unique hook
>Octopath has a unique premise that only Live A Live really did
>ignored

Sseth
Mandalore
Ross
Demolition D on twitch

ah but see how long a battle takes if I remove my party members, go to the other side of the ch 1 loop and only use basic attacks. btfo.

Thats primarily why I like dunkey, he is not corrupted at all by the industry. When he says he likes something then you know its because he actually liked it, not cause he got paid to like it. He isnt afraid either to shit on games like yooka laylee or KH3. He even stopped making shitty LoL videos, even though they were his big money makers.

>REVIEWERS ARE STUPID BECAUSE THEY'RE SHIT AT GAMES AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THEM FUCK REVIEWERS BUT TRUST ME INSTEAD

>His very next video is him crying how Splatoon 2 is unplayable because he can't use Gyro Controls properly.

Lmfao, no.

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You're unironically a retard

>>Unironically dislikes the vast majority of them, not seeing the very blatant bias
Unironically, you should watch his "Game Critics" review.
He's very open about his bias, but believes that "consistency" is the most important part of any critic. If he started pretending to like it, then that's where you'd have an issue.

>He has good comedy
Yeah, no.

>dunkey.
>not corrupt.
Ignoring the Sony shilling the dude outright said he doesn't try anymore when making videos. Dude is milking his wacky voice gimmick for a low IQ set of viewers. He's a typical jewtuber like it or not.

>autism speaks

Listen little buddy this maybe hard for you to understand but people sometimes use labels to denote a certain time and or space where a certain event is happening. For instance when your mommy turns on the red light to tell all your black uncles come in

>posting about ecelebs
>posting about one specific eceleb over ten times
Holy shit dude just mail him a jar and a note asking him to jerk off in it for you. You might actually be the biggest gay retard.

Unironically, you're wrong. This would be like hating peanut butter, so you go out of your way to review every single version of peanut butter that you can get your hands on. It doesn't matter that he's consistent, it matters that he's consciously reviewing games he has a preemptive prejudice towards en mas. ( he isn't consistent anyways because he loved persona 5)

Yea Forums, of course. You just need to check the context on whether or not the game is good or bad

If the game has 3 threads saying it's shit, it's probably good
>BoTW
>Pokemon
>Bayonetta2

If the game has 5 thread talking about TECHNOLOGY, it must be good
>Dragon's Dogma
>MGS2
>BOTW

If the game has meme quotes, it's probably good
>BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE
>Nanomachines, son
>Stop right there, criminal scum

If the game has japanese homosexuals, it's probably good
>Blue Reflection
>Atelier
>Catherine

There are many more criterias I can only list down due to experience, but word of mouth is a lot better than whatever these scammers known as Video Game reviewers.

For the record, the only video game review I listen to is Girlfriend Reviews

>sony shilling

If anything he's a nintendo fanboy, but he probably plays more videogames than 95% of all youtube gamers and he kind of just likes fun games, because if its not fun, why bother?

Oh I’m sorry, you’re not a zoomer. You’re just illiterate

>act silly and random on Youtube
>make your videos about random topical video games

>Yea Forums worships you and constantly argues over you

hmmmmm

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Someone just post the vid of Leah getting blacked before jannies delete the thread

"____ ______ __"

How can you unironically watch Dunkey after the BLACKED video came out? The guy's a living fucking joke.

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>Rightfully hates on Last of Us for being a walking sim movie game
>Gets butthurt because he got ripped off by Microsoft
>Re-reviews Last of Us
>This time it is actually 10/10 Game of the Decade
>From this point on he says every cinematic movie game released on PS4 is a GoTY masterpiece
Nah he's a faggot

Here you go
kiwifarms.net/threads/dunkey-leah-cuck-videos.55794/
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cae46d9bd5fe

>his opinions feel pretty consistent in what he likes and dislikes
How the fuck does this makes him a good, let alone one of the best vidya reviewer? Like what the fuck does this have to do any of this?

I sort of liked his videos when he was all about unserious jokes, but the more popular he became the more of an elitist fuck he become, seriously believing that he has some taste above anyone else, and started making these serious reviews.

like he seriously believes that things like turn based games are just bad game design, he doesn't even leave the possibility that it might be just him that doesn't get the appeal. Then he is being fucking manipulative at convincing others about his crappy opinions with misrepresenting the hell out of any source material to better fit his narrative.

>it's been debunked multiple times, almost immediately after
>literally nothing to prove it's them
>been months now

Stop saying it

please link it

Why the fuck this image changes color to orange when I look away

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keep saying it

Armond White

SOMEONE PLEASE LINK THE FUCKING VIDEO

>Woman who looks and sounds identical to Leah
>Guy who sounds EXACTLY like dunkey
>They went full damage control when it came out

If anybody is a cuckold, its that fat, slovenly, nintenfaggot. Stop denying the truth and accept that your idol likes to watch blacks ravage his waifu.

He's becoming samey and very predictable.

He's pretty great. His KH3 analysis was spot on and highlighted everything wrong with the game when everyone was blinded by hype and nostalgia.

Keep saying it

>Splatoon 2 is a stupid fucking game.

Your eyes have a blind spot that sort of samples surrounding images and puts it there so you aren't visually offput by it and you eyes are probably doing that with the orange on the outer gradient.

Keep saying it.

He's also one of the very few 'games are art' people who actually has some knowledge about what is definitely art, off the top of my head I remember him mentioning Ulysses, The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire (not fiction but you know what I mean), Samuel Beckett, etc

How sure are you guys that that's leah?

It'd be weird if he called himself a critic and didn't criticize.

I dont like the guy that much, But you're missing this poster and dunkeys point
He doesnt like jrpgs
So he reviews jrpgs
Then when he finds a jrpg he likes
to him, thats a big deal, and a mark of a really good game despite his bias, encouraging people with that same bias to try it out
Surely theres a game you like in a genre you dont like?

Can anyone fill me in on the "controversy" with his Octopath traveler? All I know is he shat on it and more people than usual took exception with it.

This guy has an ungodly way with words, he's the Shakespeare of YouTube

LINK THE FUCKING VIDEOOOOOO

BING BING WAHOO
HEHEHE WAAAAAHOOOOOOO
HEHE SUPER MAYRIO
ITS THE BEST GAME EVER

It's full of lies and edits made to the game to look bad.

I should have prefaced it with I haven't played Octopath Traveler either. What specifically did he do?

lending your wife to black men

There's no evidence it's Dunkey and Leah. The original source for the video comes from a cuck forum with no mentions to either of them. The video in question is mostly a meme, we'll probably never know if it's actually Leah unless more videos surface or they comment on it

This, fuck IGN for making morons think a 7 or even an 8/10 is a mediocre score, and then those morons leak everywhere else

Based and cuck pilled

Didn't he say he wasn't meant to be taken seriously only to later contradict that?

Keep saying it

Its not them. The second video sounds like neither of them and the person who got the video would have made a hell of a lot more noise if he had an authentic video of videogamedunkey getting cucked.

In general he shits on any and every JRPG, with his criticism really just boiling down to "I don't like JRPG's", and his biggest problems with the games always being what are essentially the main features of a JRPG. You can like him all you want, but trusting his opinion on any JRPG is retarded. His review will be blindly negative no matter what, so his opinion is worthless when determining whether any JRPG is good. He only does reviews of JRPG's to try to discredit them further and send his legions of retards out spreading the word that "This JRPG is bad because Our Lord Dunkey Said So!"

Post the link

keep saying it

Dunkey is literally a hack. He basically stoled someone's video critique on the problems with video game critics. Didnt even give credit where credit is due.

This is not a good thing, for example Dunkey says “if I like an RPG that must mean it’s REALLY good!” But it can also mean the game has really dumbed down RPG mechanics or all manner of other things. And his rpg reviews are all the same, “omg stop telling me the rules of the game I don’t care why are there encounters”

Absolute ass-tier opinion. Dunkey tries to sound like a good reviewer by trying to shove a thesaurus in your face with his constant barrage of college-essay adjectives. Dunkey thinks games are "symphonic" or whatever bullshit abstracts he uses to hide the fact that his opinions are not helpful for recommending a game or explaining why he likes a game. Any person who has taken a high school writing course could produce the same meaningless garbage.

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He purposely benched party members he had and fought a big group of enemies to say
>Look at how long these battles take!
Despite it taking a fraction of the time if he didn't fight with only one party member. He also put less time into the game than what's available in the free demo meanwhile he calls out other reviewers who only get halfway through a game and put their reviews up, Dunkey didn't even get a 1/4th through.

>character dialogue annoying
>edit the dialogue to make it seem annoying

>battles take too long!
>ignores the actual battle system
>does nothing but basic attacks

He used editing to make the game look worse than it is. Fact is: the game still sucks dick, so who cares?

What he said was to form your own opinions. To actually play the games and decide on what you think of it. Getting your opinion on games from what youtubers think of it is a really shitty idea, firstly because no youtuber is ever going to reflect 100% what you think, so thinking "holy shit he's my guy!" isn't going to hold up when they say something you disagree with. What doesn't help is how personality cults form around these people and suddenly people start to try and impersonate them, without understanding the reasons why they have their opinions to start. If someone said they liked game x because youtuber z said it was good, you can safely disregard their opinion as it is not genuine. I only watch ZP and dunk as their videos are both short and concise while still having a good sense of humor. Besides, ZP gave us the tranny joke that got the one guy really riled up about his girlfriend's cock.

keep saying it

In the beginning you hear a sorta grunt come from the dude with the camera and he sounds exactly like dunkey

>Comfy
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>It's almost as if
>Redpill me on X
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>The absolute state of X
>Imagine X
>Janny are you okay? Are you okay janny?
>CRUNCH CRUNCH Insert pretentious opinion burp
>What does Yea Forums think of X?
>Did you buy her game, X?
>Shitty thing about game What's her name Yea Forums?
>OH NO NO NO
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>complains about how he hates jrpgs and rpgs
>still plays them
Hes a retard.

Wut, dunkey doesn't even have that strong of a vocabulary

based jeff, I loved the jimmy neutron hypotheticals

I’m thinking about making a yt review channel. Is there a market for a Norf fc reviewer that?

watch his god of war """"""""review""""""""""" to see how much of a hackshill he is, he is exactly the person he complains about in the critic video he copied

I hate JRPGs but chrono trigger is one of my favourite games ever. Doesn't hurt to try something out from time to time that you don't like, maybe it changed over time (or you did).

How much more popular does Sseth need to get before there are as many shitposters hating on him?

>He doesnt like jrpgs
>So he reviews jrpgs
Masochism my friends.

You don't find it weird that he reviews so many fucking jrpgs? It would be one thing if they are recent release, but the faggot even went back to review FF7. I checked because I didn't believe it. While I agree partially with your post, now more than ever I refuse to support this fucking clown
These guys help my point with better wording.

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Yeah, his review videos are pretty much the only ones worth watching
>muh jrpgs
Had you considered those aren't good but you just like them?

>Oof
discord normalfaggot speak

>Besides, ZP gave us the tranny joke that got the one guy really riled up about his girlfriend's cock.
What

He's such a platformer baby.

Its not him. It was debunked

absolutely fuckinng based jeff, carried sleepycabin too

>Source: My ass

But he said persona 5 was a good jrpg but not xenoblade, so regardless of personal bias towards the genre he still has shit tastes.

>"OI MATE, PLAYIN DIS GAEM FELT LOIK SHOVING CRUMPETS WIFF GLASS UP ME ARSEHOLE"
>Shakespear of YouTube

that's not psychicpebbles

Mandalore is ok.

Brah there were multiple threads debunking. Moles on the chick that leah doesnt have
Ill admit the voices are very similar, but it wasnt her. Still mighta been dunkey, but theres clear evidence its not leah

Keep saying it.

Isn't it possible she just wears make up on camera for the show and not for her sex tape?

>Source: Brah just trust me there were multiple threads lol

I'll ignore that embarrassing post, who would you nominate?

LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN
APPEARING ALL BLIND DOES NOT FUCKING STOP IT

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Makeup can cover moles idiot

>Unironically dislikes the vast majority of them, not seeing the very blatant bias
Yeah, his bias is that he likes fun videogames, while 90% of jrpgs are complete garbage that only anime-posters like yourself would enjoy.

He actually liked 2 out of those 5 games you posted, yet still you think he is unfair to the genre. Get fucked, tranny. JRPGs havent been relevant since the ps2 era and for good reason. Just as anime devolved into moe-blob and waifu, slice of life garbage the same thing happened to JRPGs. Final Fantasy 13 got turned into 3 seperate games because the maker legitimately has Lightning as his waifu, thats how pathetic the scene is.

I miss classic game room

>Had you considered those aren't good but you just like them

Not a tranny, I don't do mental gymnastics

Yall can look into it if ya want, but im fairly certain its not them.
Make up can cover a mole from a specific angle but theres still going to be an elevated area because its a fucking mole. Big ones.
That being said, dunk does seem like a dude with shit self esteem, so i wouldnt be surprised.
The video aint them tho

sasuga

>funny league man
>stops playing league
>funny man
>now makes serious videos
>is just man
woah..

why did he delete his shenmue videos
it's the only good thing he's ever done

>projecting this hard
For the record, I can't fucking stand jrpgs or anime. You have to imply so hard to even conceive a rational insult it's almost pathetic. Get the fuck off my board you cockloving dunkey slave before I kill you myself, you fucking delusional uneducated twat. Since you seem to know so much about final fantasy, maybe you can tell me just how many of you tranny fucks commit suicide daily?

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I know I'd rather listen to someone like dunkey who plays every big release out there and has valid opinions on them instead of you "nintendorks", "sonyshills" and "microbros".
Based on statistics mosts of you dont even have more than one console per gen and have to delude yourselves into thinking that your choice was the correct one and from then on shit on every major release that isn't on your console. It's tribalism at it's worst.

let the man live, user

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You swapped from anime garbage to deus vult garbage, lmao. Did I hit a nerve?

I could be asking you the same thing. Honestly not even sure why we're arguing here, we seem to have similar standpoints.

How's your day going? Beat any vidya?

His Octopath Traveler review was the worst because he was legitimately being stupid with how he played it.

>dislikes 99% of all videogames
>is forced to keep playing them because he so wisely made it his job to "review" videogames
>critiques the same things in every video
>is so bad at videogames that he gets sensory overload from playing any multiplayer game

Can you explain what he did wrong in that video? He said "This is me fighting a lvl 1 snail" while he was actually lvl 22, but whats the difference between fighting a lvl 22 snail or a lvl 1 snail? You still just click "attack" three times in a row, the gameplay is the same.

>mfw I actually have that saved
youtu.be/nfv-Qn1M58I

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>Dislikes Splatoon 2 and XB2
Retard

BASED jeff

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keep sayin it

imagine caring about some internet celebrities image this much


it was them. there's absolutely NO way it wasn't

The snail is in another characters starting area, with a weakness to another weapon type that character doesn’t have; a one on one between the snail and that character will never happen.

keep watching cuck porn

He never moved beyond chapter 1 (which is basically an extended tutorial so you can meet all the characters). He complained that you can't steamroll enemies. The reason is because in chapter 1 enemies scale to your level. This is done because you can start as ANY of the characters and they wanted you to still have challenging fights for when you pick up, say, the sixth character. In chapter 2 they stop scaling like that. Further, he artificially set up that fight to take longer by removing the other party members he had. So the snail is scaled up, but he isn't at full strength.
His problems with the game wouldn't have been problems if he had actually given the game a chance and played more of it but he made it clear he went into the game expecting to hate it so he looked for the flaws he could find and then used them as an excuse to just not play the game properly.
He claimed the party didn't interact with each other, but they obviously do. He just didn't actually play the game to know that.

I am seriously doubtful that was actually him and Leah in the video. The voices sound way too chopped up and edited together to sound as if they were actually there.
Plus a scandal would've broke out by now seeing as how the internet works nowadays. So unless there was a legit scandal revolving Dunkey and some snuff video he posted off some porn site breaking about, I'm not buying into Yea Forums's fan fiction.

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2012 was probably the peak of his content while afterwards it slowly turned out.

For anyone who shits on him please watch some of his 2012 videos prior, it's a completely different act that can be contributed to Dunkey's low point.

youtube.com/watch?v=OrQncd_sHqE
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And? His point is that normal battles in JRPGs are pointless, it doesnt matter what area the snail is in or what weapon you use. You press "attack" and win. It's not satisfying, its not skill-demanding, its literally just wasting time.
Every battle in JRPGs outside of boss battles is pointless, because you can't die in them unless you're retarded. At BEST they might make you waste a potion, but in most JRPGs you end the game with 800 potions in your bag anyway.

Whered you get the impression i cared that much? Just stating what I observed, as are you
Get off your high horse you subhuman fuck. We're both in this shithole of a website

He's a retard like every other zoomer reviewer on YouTube

>You press "attack" and win. It's not satisfying, its not skill-demanding, its literally just wasting time.
You just described MOST games.

you and a bunch of other(?) posters are acting as ABSOLUTE damage control.

how the FUCK can such a fat slobby video game man have such a cute girlfriend. how do you think they even fuck? do you think he can even fuck? he's a fucking fat slob whos job is to look at new nintendo toys and shitty capitalism slop tube in mouth media.

do you think any self respecting girl would FUCK anybody like that?

there's more than just the attack command retard. he intentionally brought the game down to its most basic components to straw man not just octopath, but jrpgs in general.

>but in most JRPGs you end the game with 800 potions in your bag anyway.
This sentence alone confirms you suck at RPGs and are blaming the system. If you have 800 potions, that means you aren't playing intelligently, and if you play intelligently, you tackle things at lower levels because you're not grinding as much and are using your items to make up for the lack of levels, making the overall game much more demanding and therefore, more involved than "lol bruh jus attack"

He's pretty much the definition of having conclusions without backing them up. He's a retard.

Lol, yeah it sounds like his problem is "Waaah I grinded and now every fight is a one button win!"
Bruh, the game ain't bad. You just ruined it for yourself by being a coward.

rpg takes no practical skill unlike first person shooters (genre the japanese hate)

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Jeff is friends with Dunkey I'm pretty sure.

Its not a strawman though, the normal goons in every JRPG are easily defeated and serve no purpose besides wasting time or grinding XP. If you dont press "attack", then you just select the spell the enemy is weak to. It's gameplay for 8 year olds.

Patience, diligence, memorization, and strategy are all skills.

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Utter subhuman retard, like every game reviewer

all those can be applied to first person shooters PLUS hand eye coordination and reaction time

I don't know what to believe. I've considered it before that perhaps she has very low self-esteem but I knew a very similar couple like this and they were swingers with the whole cuck thing too.

I think the people here who are fans of him probably don't want to imagine this scenario but it could very well possibly be the truth. I know I wouldn't stay with a fat woman.

Video game man do the funny voice that make me laugh

If there is an option to grind then people will grind. If you have to put restrictions on yourself to make the game fun, then the game is shit by definition.

>unfunny weirdo with a speech impediment

Yes if my gf was fat or got fat I would definitely lose attraction to her. There are a lot of higher up couples who swing simply because they don't spend a lot of time together, and the primary reason behind their relationship is either financial or political. Another reason is probably that they can stand being around each other for more than an hour.

In this youtuber's case they are both self employed and spend a lot of time together. You will get sick of that person and attraction will fade by default.

she’s wearing a ring in the video, video came out before they were engaged.

oh so there's more depth to it than just pressing attack you backpedaling faggot? just fuck off already, you clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about if you're going to continue painting an entire genre with the same brush.

In smaller, inconsequential doses, same with RPGs using hand-eye coordination and reaction time in much, smaller inconsequential doses as well.

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i was just looking for yous cuz i never played jrpgs and you seem smart, do you have any jrpgs to recommend

Either grind and press "attack" or don't grind and use "fire" on the "ice" enemy. It's literally putting shapes into holes, jrpgs are for babies.
Just look at nuzlocke runs in pokemon. You have to put a dozen different restrictions on yourself to get even the tiniest bit of challenge out of those games.

he is baiting

Wizardry IV, Dragon Quest 2, Shin Megami Tensei 3, and Baiten Kaitos are all pretty good beginner entry points into RPGs. You don't have to worry about the numbers, none of them are interconnected to each other other than they use the same spells names and sometimes take place in the same world.

JOY CON BOYS, NINTEN DRONE, SUPA MARIO BRO BABYEEE!!!

2012 was peak youtube in general

I wish I had a jk gf

DEVILISH

>Dunkey threads stay up
>Based Matthewmatosis thread get deleted
jannies?

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Not only are you missing the point that he created an encounter that you would never have in the game if you were playing normally and thus added time to the fight but you're also clearly showing that you've never actually played a difficult JRPG, try SMT or Etrian, most of the fun is had in the random encounters because they're challenging.

I'm gonna name myself Mayor Cocko, that's the funniest possible thing

>Ulysses, The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Samuel Beckett
They are pretty entry level stuff user. Ulysses less so of course. Are you sure he wasn't smelling his own farts when he was mentioning it.

Don't forget how years later he felt the need to call out other league youtubers with completely different formats for copying him despite the fact that he said he didn't like his league content.

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>Dozen
>literally 3 rules

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Are white women based or cringe?

>octopath traveller dunkey review
>good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Even the pokemon games have buffs and debuffs, you're not even aware of basic staple mechanics across genres yet you think your opinion means anything

Man I dislike that game immensely and even I can recognize that his review was just dishonest at best

He's funny but he sucks at actually explaining what the game is about, for example Dwarf Fortress in that video is almost 100% wacky shit that goes wrong at every turn and never is about the other 90% of content which is managing your fortress. The same can be said to a lesser extent about Kenshi.

Honestly I think the main problem with Dunkey and Seth is that they put being funny over actually going over the game, it's good content at least in seths case but they make for shitty game reviews if you are actually looking for stuff to play.

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keep sayin it

I actualy like Sseth, his himour isnt top tier but he reviews interesting games, his latest fable review was fucking amazing. he really makes you wanna play the games he makes videos on

Sseth is garbage

He's dead so he doesn't count

>coward who's afraid to reveal his powerlevel
>funnier

Fuck off, cancer.

When is Yea Forums getting an eceleb board so this not-videogames cancer can be discussed elsewhere?

>discusses ZERO of its positives
You're saying that like there ARE positives
>everyone who's played the multiplayer will tell you it's half-decent at the very worst
You're aware that he rarely talks about the multiplayer in games he covers, right?

I like myself and not giving a fuck about what some faggot e-celeb thinks. If I like the looks of a game, I'll play it. If I like it, I like it, if I don't, I don't. Simple.

Vidya filename thread gets deleted but an e celeb thread with almost 400 replies stays up. Fuck off jannies

cringe

Disregard that, OP is a faggot and I suck cock

Why do people keep saying this

>hates JRPGs so much
>repeatedly claims to hate them
>keeps reviewing them negatively and doesn't even finish them
>made up a bunch of stuff in his Octopath video just to make the game look worse
You know, Dunkey has it good. He's the equivalent of the hated vidyagaem journalist but everyone thinks he's better than that.

Jimquisition

Anyone can criticize, if they can't come up with positives or advice their opinion is worthless.

Every time he tries to make a "serious" video he spends the first minute actually talking about the topic and then the rest is just random tangents and jokes and entertainment. When he does make solid arguments he fails to back them up with evidence.

I remember noticing his inconsistency in his reviews and his prioritization of entertainment over objectivity in the second video game difficulty video. In it he bitches about Megaman 11 having a bunch of instakill spikes and compares it to old hard as shit NES games. But if you played the game you'd know that you have access to stupid cheap items that allow you to get hit with spikes and not take damage. Not to mention, bullet time that makes platforming far easier than any other Megaman game. And even if it was as difficult as the older titles, is that really so much of a problem that you call it out on a video about difficulty? Every platformer has spikes, pits, or some other instakill hazard. Zero sense. After noticing that and leaving a long comment (that was ignored, so much for "keeping the conversation going") , I went back to his other "serious" videos and noticed they had similar problems.

He's funny, I won't argue with that. But I wouldn't watch him and expect objectivity.

Its also annoying how he always needs to show off how good he is at whatever game he's playing

>dislikes all JRPGs
>says he likes Persona 5
>clearly hasn't actually played more than the first palace

he just says he likes P5 cuz he knows even his audience wouldn't put up with that shit

Dunkey dislikes JRPG's. Octopath is a JRPG. Dunkey decides to shit out a review while simultaneously ignoring all game mechanics to make the game appear tedious.

>Dwarf Fortress in that video is almost 100% wacky shit that goes wrong at every turn and never is about the other 90% of content which is managing your fortress.
He still has to make a video people will enjoy watching. That other 90% is the most boring thing in the god damn world and its why 90% of the people that get hyped up on Dwarf Fortress by its fans quit in 5 minutes and rightly consider Dwarf Fortress fans lunatics. The game is just not fun 90% of the time and no one wants to watch a video of that 90%. So he made a video about the stuff that went wrong in his game because that is what people actually want to hear about.

he's heavily biased and highly inconsistent with his views
however that's not to say he doesn't make some valid points which he does

>I cant fucking stand jrpgs or anime
Then why are you on Yea Forums lmfao I wish normalfags would leave

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he likes souls, mgs, persona 5 and they're all non-ninty jap games

I like Dunkie but I cannot respect any reviewer's opinion seriously when their go-to game selection consists mainly of Nintendo games.

I like dunkey but his reviews are kinda ass

massive cringe

Sorry that console gaming is so bad right now that only Nintendo is releasing anything

But why are white women cringe? Which women are based?

it was fake, audio taken from a video

dunkey's videos have been going downhill since he quit league of legends
i know it's the cool opinion nowadays to say that his non-league videos were better but these days he shits out an unfunny 4 minute slideshow every 2 weeks and is just coasting off of that, that is abysmal content. there's not a chance i would ever want to watch him be bad at sekiro or mario maker over watching something like escape from hell. although, i will say, the best video he ever made is not league related.
youtube.com/watch?v=NI7VkaVfEig

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I watch him religiously and no he doesn't. Most of his humor stems from analogies and he'll reference bits of high quality literature and the like just to make a one off joke every once in a while

on an unrelated note if dunkey wants to make something look bad he will edit the video to make sure it looks as worse as possible
my favorite example is the hanzo video as you can tell the clips where he gets shittalked are different from the clips he shows where he does good, some not even being on the same fucking map

This post reads like a Yea Forumsizen trying to flash credentials but yeah he's got really high quality insight on what to look for in games, and knows how to articulate those opinions well.
I actually prefer to watch him review games I have already played, because he'll be able to describe aspects of the game that I had a vague feel about, but couldn't put in to words.

Not only that, but Octopath was marketed as a 100% red blooded traditional JRPG. The fact that he went into it thinking he would care for it at all is just mind-boggling. The fact that he then had to go out of the way to make the game look bad (even though it already was) for those sweet youtube clicks is just scummy

fat

I do not watch him because he is black.

this is now a Chzo Mythos thread

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Prove it

kiwifarms.net/threads/dunkey-leah-cuck-videos.55794/

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>duh hey dude i spout Yea Forums memes and talk like a faggot
pass

I mean find the video where they take the keep saying it lines from

Dunkey streams on twitch, you would have to go through hundreds or thousands of hours of footage to find it.

because i have an interest in manga and japanese culture. cry harder you braindead twat

Lmaoo

Cucked

>"This game is good because the mechanics synchronize well with the vision the developers have sought to create with their dream"
>"This game is bad because the developers are dumbfuck bastards who have never played a good game like Super Mario 64"
>Repeat this for every single review
Nah, his reviews are fucking horrible. He tries way too hard to sound smart, but he is so narrow-minded when it comes to games that it's hard to take anything he says seriously. A good review is able to look past their own likes/dislikes and review a game for what it is rather than what they want it to be.

He likes a lot of nintendo games, sekiro, mhw, all this is jap

Cuck memes aside, reviewing a genre you openly do not enjoy and also lie about due to lacking the drive to invest time into researching your shit is peak retardation

Clemps

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>keep saying it
Holy fuck it's true. How they reacted was pretty suspect as well.

Why on earth do you care about some eceleb faggot's opinion? You can tell if a game interests you from 5 minutes of footage, then form an opinion yourself.

God bless Kiwifarms

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He's honest, but I think his commentary on the gaming scene as a whole is more valuable than his reviews. He can't really be taken that seriously considering his style. The only reviewers I take seriously are Yahtzee and Worthabuy.

Persona 5 is indeed far better than Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

Literally just parroting what he said in his video game critics video.

god bless butthurt weebs like yourself that watch cuck porn

> shittier gameplay and story
its just boring smt with a flashy UI where the story grows stale after the first palace

I genuinely believe he's the only person who cares about video games these days. He has the lowest views for the best content, and for caring about things that are important to players beyond graphics and controls. Ross puts in work.

He's not a game reviewer. He's a clown who gets laughs then people pretend to agree with him.
Form your own god damn opinions, you shallot.

They're very different games, but P5 really just feels like a more refined and respectable game. Also the story is honestly a lot more interesting. The notion of going inside evil people's minds and making them genuinely feel remorse for what they did is really cool.

XC2 kept me going because I wanted to find out the origin of the world, but it was ultimately disappointing. The gameplay got continually more complex and interesting so that helped.

>P5 really just feels like a more refined and respectable game
I cant respect p5 at all, it seemed so safe and dull after Kamoshida the whole thing with Igor could've been done much better also.

My favourite gaming YouTubers are MatPat and Stephanie.

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Come on Dunky, I thought you were better than this.

xc2 is far more safe and dull, the supposed "craziness" to the story only happens in the the last 2 chapters. And it's really only not generic because those 2 chapters are mainly spent on the creation of the world and connecting itself with the 1st Xenoblade. Everything else was an action adventure anime cliche.

He's peak bing bing wahoo, he will give a perfect review to anything nintendo shits out.

keep saying it

Isn't that what I said though? A good reviewer would go into more detail what the game isn't for most people or at least show it. He isn't really a good reviewer but I don't think most people watch him for that.

Didn't he go full-SJW during his CoD: Ghosts review?

And God bless America

>dislikes 99% of videogames
Yahtzee's field is entertainment so often times brainlets mistake jokes for attacks. His criticism is generally harsh but fair and most of the time you can understand what he praises. If he speaks too fast for you tho, he has a Steam curator page with all his recommendations.

>He is unironically one of the best vidya reviewers

LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=KgF3WFBqr2Q
Just seems like dumb mt. dew jokes, maybe you are thinking of a different CoD video?

>and howlongtobeat.com to make sure I'm getting my money's worth
You've never been skydiving have you?

icycalm

>It's shit because I call it shit

He peaked with Top 100 Dunkey, nothing since has come close.

those tits are way too big to be leah's lol.
>no face
>obviously fake audio
>body type way too large
>cuts out immediately before facing the camera
who falls for this shit?

Based, and fuck /pol/niggers

cope

>do you think any self respecting girl would FUCK anybody like that?
you sound like someone who doesn't understand women at all.

>way too big to be leah's
Nah

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His opinions are really consistent. Consistently shit. Any time he pretends he's anything more than some idiot with a stupid voice he comes out looking like a pretentious dumbass talking about things he doesn't comprehend. That being said, fuck Japanese games that aren't Nintendo. And fuck JRPGs most of all. Shit ass fuck garbage genre. Polite sage because e-celeb threads should be banned.

Make continued usage of your vocal chords to produce speech of my preferred phrase

>DUDE SUBTLE Yea Forums MEMES LMAO

Why is this thread still up?

Krealtube is the only true game reviewer

based

the body doesn't really match. leah is more slender and has no ass

Meatwadsprite is a cuckold

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better resolution pls I cant read it

retard

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Meat wad sprite from newgrounds.com = KEK HOLD!!!!!!!!!!

Oh you like this MeatWadSprite from newgrounds AKA VideoGameDunkey from Youtube? Oh? You like this? KEKOLD!

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Meatwadsprite...

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this is another picture i got from meatwadsprite on newgrounds.com. Ha!

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If you can get over his weird hate boner for Japanese games not made before the year 1995, Razorfist is a pretty good one. If you enjoy long winded tirades with the english skills of a man who could recite twenty lines of Shakespeare without missing a beat.

stop with the porn faggots.

Haha yeah dude I love LoL, Overwatch, Dota autochess and all the degenerate garbage marketed at NPC's.

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Anyone that still finds dunkey or filthy frank legitimately funny are helping contribute to my inevitable bungie-less bridge dive thanks people

But what isn't funny about yelling randumb catchphrases for cheap laughs while you use basically the same jokes for literally every video?

I loved his games, i still remember finding 5 days a
stranger and kept examining the upstairs door to see what pun he'd come up with next.

He looks like such a goofy fuck

He and SuperBunnyHop are the only good reviewers.

Seriously. They're ruining a great thread.

You're thinking of the Black Ops 2 review. Though what can you expect from a faggot from the U.K.?