Big nosed

>big nosed
>merchant
>always grubbing hands together
>gives you terrible deals

How did Notch get away with this?

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You forgot the part where you pay them in jewelry.

i burn down every village i find

>not enslaving them, breeding them and keeping only the ones that provide good deals, thus cleansing their bloodline
pleb

Was Notch even at Mojang when villages were created?

How do you do this vanilla?

this

my god i didnt even realise this.
fucking based post user.

>he doesn't play with mods that let him throw testificates into a smeltery and get emeralds from their boiling bodies

Build a wall around their village, murder the ones with bad deals, seal the ones with good deals in cages. The ones who are killed will make new ones spawn, rise and repeat until all offer good trades for you.

TC is fun as fuck but it tends to overshadow all other mod tools

use boats or minecarts to transport them to your gulag. ensure that nobody can escape. Place down little huts with doors and beds. boom. cull the jews and keep the ones with good trades.

Holy shit... Didn't know they mated. What does a good deal look like?

The fuck you think it looks like? Low amounts of renewable resources for emeralds, and emeralds for rare items.

No need to be hostile

You can do that shit on a vanilla SkyBlock map too. It's easy.

Yeah, at least until late late game
I remember being able to do something similar with horses and boiling them for glue but it didn't work when I last tried playing, maybe it was removed or part of integration with some other mod

yes

Mending books. Those things let you have tools that only need exp. to repair.

>black
>tall
>steals your blocks
>beats you up if you look at it
>can't swim
>flees when hit, returns to attack you as you let down your guard
How did they get away with THIS?

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NOTCH CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

play on my 1.14.3 server goyim, polandcraft.ga

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who are the women of minecraft?

>nobody mentions the fact they are weak and build and use golems to defend themselves

Was Notch even around for the Endermen?

Ghasts or witches

Around, but jeb! was the game lead then iirc

Not to mention the same update added chicken (the food not the mob) and watermelon.

Holy fucking kek

You can't expect Minecraft-playing manchildren to actually know anything about Judaism user. They probably think Minecraft invented golems as a concept.

>mfw am using 2 resourcepacks to give mobs tits, big dicks and big dicks and tits
>and the villagers also have big asses and tits

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i unironically learned about golems and jews in i have no mouth and i must scream

I want Jeb to fuck my wife.

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Try raising noise about it without looking anti-semitic yourself

>caring about the culture of some literal who minority

>trading with regular villagers
>not seeking out, trapping, and curing zombie villagers to get cheaper rewards
you gotta learn the strats, OP