How would you handle this situation?
How would you handle this situation?
Bentley Morgan
Jordan Jenkins
Can she still be impregnated by my seed? This is important.
Austin Gray
Isaac Flores
>"Look over there! A delicious squirrel!"
And then I'd run.
Ian Collins
Ryder Campbell
Not video games
Nolan Bell
Justin Miller
>dialate
>have sex
>seethe
>cope
Ayden Edwards
paizuri
Gavin Baker
I could do without the tits.
Ryder King
huge improvement. 11/10
Cameron James
there's already an episode of Johnny Bravo about this
Nicholas Lewis
>tits
trash
Eli Mitchell
paizuri and mating press.
Justin Diaz
Christ.
Joseph Cruz
it changes nothing
Oliver Cooper
>Dating girls in the first place
Why though?
Leo Reed
Video games
Cameron Jones
Fuck till pregnancy. Is this even a question?
Ethan Ramirez
>not fucking a sentient fox with huge tits
Andrew White
>Implying he wouldn't date a cute furry girl
Don't be stupid user
Landon Walker
Marriage and mating press.
Mason Foster
[X] rub fluffy ears
Ayden Jones
Fucking lying slut.
Charles Cox
Beautiful.
Camden Wood
Owen Lopez
pic related
Sebastian Sanchez
I can only hold 2D in my dreams, and the longer I dream, the more I crave for the void
Eli Sanders
Catfishing is rude, but that's an improvement over what was expected so I don't mind.
David Hill
Wyatt Perry
Do they fugg?
Jaxon Foster
That happened to me....
Josiah Moore
IMMEDIATE IMPREGNATION.
Jace Ward
Maybe if Yea Forums wasn't exclusively a porn dump board now this shit wouldn't happen.
Hunter Evans
>The fox starter AND Gardevoir
Normie taste right there
Justin Peterson
Wait, why is she naked?
Jeremiah Nelson
Why do furries feel the need to push their freak lifestyle on other people with off-topic threads like this
Ryder Rivera
Well, at least it wasn't a tranny.
Dylan Reyes
Four legs, butt up, let's fuck like animals.
Ethan Brown
Same reason why Donald Duck is pantless
Parker Kelly
>girl
>internet
Jordan Kelly
Fucking Vicki, I was an idiot
Aaron Lopez
fucking hell user
Henry Peterson
>foxes
>wearing clothes
lmao you fucking idiot
Nolan Moore
Because she wants you
Eli Hughes
Because her giant corkscrew cock would rip her clothes apart if she ever got flustered?
Tyler Gray
Gee I wonder what caused that.
>All the old schoolers gtfo while extremists moved to /pol/
Wyatt Flores
her?
Jace Reyes
Oh? What I would do?
Levi Russell
because it's funny to see people like you cry about it
Anthony Evans
Liam Lewis
>tfw you saying something ruined everything
I want to go back bros...
Mason Sanchez
DELET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
James Gutierrez
Males don't have boobies you dummy.
David Reyes
Solid post
Grayson Wood
Enjoy your ban
Jacob Allen
Still good, still would mate.
Jose Peterson
Absolutely.
Cause I know just how you like it.
Carter Phillips
Why date IRL when you can get what you want and who you want in a dating simulator?
Zachary Garcia
nice tits
William Smith
Nolan Peterson
fine enough
Robert Kelly
She can get pregnant the first time.
The real answer is "fuck in spite of pregnancy"
Grayson Price
oh no! I might have to flip airplane mode on and off!
Jacob Turner
she still has huge tits
so i proceed to fuck her
Asher Garcia
i.e. Masturbate.
Austin Cox
Evan Parker
>melonleaf
OP has proven himself as a man of quality today
Jason Reyes
If this was realistic it would probably be a fat guy who shows up.
Hunter Lopez
I like the edit where it's the same girl only giant on the right side.
Andrew Wood
Ehhhh. Could be worse but nah. I'll pass.
Plus she lied. I don't trust liars. The worst kind of people are the ones that tell lies and do bad things all the time and then go "oh I feel super guilty over what I've done. I'm not a bad person. Honest".
Those type of people are the worst type of people because they will hurt others and act without any kind of forethought of the consequences to their actions.
Ryan Perry
Nolan Garcia
Bentley Martin
Nope, all the oldschoolers either moved to alternative imageboards or sit on Yea Forums, /g/, /bant/ etc.
For quite some time /r9k/ was a pretty good Yea Forums alternative, but they managed to fuck that up too
Caleb Barnes
>must always have some sugary drink with his greasy, processed food
Do you hear the word "morbidly" a lot?
James Bailey
>She can get pregnant the first time.
>can
best just to keep going to make sure.
Cameron Cox
Girls are never hotter than their pictures though...
Luis Gomez
only slightly disappointed
Ian Parker
I'd ask her to put on a shirt, goddamn. I'd still take her out, though, once she stopped streaking.
Jaxson Lee
everything went better than expected
Grayson Powell
Jacob Rivera
Do you do anything with her other than stare at a 2D sprite?
Nicholas Hill
Carter Watson
No one is able to be impregnated by your watery dead seed.
Liam Cooper
it was all a ruse
Camden Cook
You must be a very unhappy person
Adam Gomez
I'm fine with furry, but she looks a bit too furry. May at least try to cuddle though, that'd probably feel good.
Anthony Morris
The real question here is... there's any porn of her? no matter if human or furry form, anything would do.
Easton Moore
>Buys her a razor for Christmas.
Elijah Morales
oh shit what have you done
Carter Foster
Henry Ortiz
It’s heavily implied, if memory serves.
Wyatt Reed
I'm not even mad that it's a furry I'm just mad about the deception
Nicholas King
Juan Ortiz
why is kemono so based lads
Hudson Watson
Just jack off to what makes your dick hard, there's no reason to refer to a rulesheet, it's not a game of D&D.
Wyatt Cook
Luis Ward
Nah. It's just funny to see people cry about shitposting.
Levi King
Alexander Torres
>a single sentence was all it took to ruin a relationship
It’s for the best, user. Another sentence in another time would’ve done it instead.
Jason Reyes
guys help, I just started playing Odin Sphere and I'm already in love with Myris
Andrew Brown
>wanting to get disadvantage on your sanity check cause you jacked off to the wrong thing
lol enjoy your shit rolls faggot
Gavin Murphy
Haah
Benjamin Torres
Pick any of his artwork.
They all kinda look alike.
You can also find his premium pictures on sad panda.
exhentai.org
Josiah Scott
>meet a new friend on Discord
>turns out to be female; play multiplayer games, trade fanart and fanfiction, collab writing our own stories
>nine months later they admit they're a male all of a sudden
>act childish most likely and tell him to fuck off; defriend and block him
>start to regret it until I meet another new friend who's pretty chill
>about six months getting to know the guy; it's a good friendship but not as great as the last one - I'm keeping distant
>realize I know the email within a separate tab of a screenshot of some merch they're buying and wanted to show me
>it's the same person from last time
>they made a new discord, a new steam, a new deviantart just to get back in touch
>delete my entire online self and escape
only going to care about real-life friends from now on. i'm still in pain from how I'm a bigger idiot than him
Cameron Nelson
Lucas Clark
burn it
Jayden Smith
Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
derp.ibooru.org
klystron2010.deviantart.com
Jordan Miller
God i love that doujin
Evan Cruz
Brutal
Benjamin Turner
Fixed it.
Juan Myers
exactly my point
James Collins
Matthew Miller
Thank you user
Owen White
ah, 5 minutes on the spot, how are you today lee? fighting more ghosts?
Isaac King
Isaiah Evans
the deer was just using johnny to get back at her frog boyfriend
Gabriel Diaz
>Discord
There's where you fucked up
Caleb Evans
where's the tail
Jack Morales
Black dragons are a recognized space marine chapter. Dunno why he is wearing a comissariat cap though.
Isaac Fisher
>Imagine feeling comfortable around a girl.
It's for the best user, the whole thing would suck and it would be awkward for both of you.
Connor Miller
Fuck fuck fuck until my dangling dick falls off
Eli Kelly
This is the actual situation. Would be great to have the OP's scenario, furry or not.
Julian Jenkins
based
Liam Phillips
[chair clattering]
Aiden Bailey
>nyx
Adrian Bennett
She was likely only using you to satiate her boredom anyway. So many women I've come across do that to guys.
Once you realise that that's all they want out of you, it's better to just ghost them and move on.
Oliver Hill
It's just a buttplug so it's hanging down out of frame.
Adrian Ross
wait you still exist?
Adam Peterson
>if you shitposting you must be a sad person
miss me with that projection shit