"You're cute, user. What video games do you play?"

mostly indie autism simulators like Dwarf Fortress, Haven & Hearth, and ss13
what about you?

Legend of Queen Opala

Visual novels. 2D women are better than you.

Dragon Quest Builders 2!!!!!!!!!!

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I-I like Shin Megami Tensei...

Sorry, I don't play videogames.

What is fondling boobs like?

>Tattoo
No thanks. I'm not interested in people that would stain their bodies with toxins.

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Like bags of sand

Like salty bags of milk and sand

>wh*te w*men

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>"hahah... im sorry but i forgot i have plans with my best friend now... you're okay alone, right?"

>me? I play ace combat

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nice

I don't play games.... how did I get outside?

I don't talk with women.

I have never heard someone asking this, sounds too fucking retarded. Someone name a videogame for any reason and others relate to it, then they might move to other games. Ex:
"I was playing some Tekken when I got this message..." and so on

I wish i knew
The only girl ive ever been in a relationship (and therefore fugged) was flat as cardboard

halo wars 1 competitively

Sauce?

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says the guy who browses anonymous chinese imageboard. the irony.

Lads how are you supposed to respond if a girl calls you cute/handsome?

lol, no, vidya is for losers. I shitpos on Yea Forums, that's my main hobby.

And why do they wear cleavage shirts? They want attractive men to look. If you’re hot you can motorboat her.

the best

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Holy fuck, being a betacluck must be exhausting

Are haaawt.

>right click
>image search
>1st result

I'm going to die a virgin

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based and HasStandardspilled

stop commenting

I don't play video games. I do like watching though haha

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Like a disappointment.

i make a doubtful face and say thank you, but knowing deep down i'm undoubtedly handsome

>Y-you too

>Oh *game* is your favorite?
>Ahah that's cute, user
>Why don't you play that while Tyrone impregnates me a few feet away from you, user?

No one cares Greg, now keep sucking you man whore

based and redpilled, all women are whores

>commenting on any woman's messages
>using facebook or social media at all
They get what they deserve

why are you always eating

what are you talking about? you're the one that initiated this conversation
go do your own thing then, I wasn't planning on talking to you anyway

MILK

>"Oh... okay then, never mind."

Nothing special, until you find one with really big boobs.... then it's heaven. You can submerge yourself between those mounds and forget everything.

dont speak swedish here

Like playing Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends Adventure Series, published by THQ on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System in 1993.

>Tattoos
eww, fuck off.

It's okay user, I am too. I'm here with you.

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>pizza with a fork
>not even a proper beer
What do americans mean by this?

why do you need a fork, let alone anything to eat a pizza?

It was a different time...

Usually these girls can't be googled.
Why does her tumblr have webms with trannies though? Does she have a dick too?

Like big, rough, shallow, wet, bags of sand.

The Sims is the only normal and acceptable answer to this question.

>oliet bangs
Good choice.

women are shit anyway

He's using the fork for his drink silly

>"i'm sorry, geez... loser"

>user come and rub some more sunscreen on me

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Thank you. I personally don't make a doubtful face cuz I know I am handsome and I don't need a roastie telling me

that's a girl's game. the chad answer is some EA sports game like FIFA or Madden.

Touched a nerve, user?

>tattoo
discarded. a farewell to them milkies though

fpbp

>pizza with a fork
>twitch shitter
>discord dating
>faggy diet root beer
>Yea Forums
>razer

count of montecristo is pretty cool though

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explain

>Watching an MMO on Twitch
>Discord
>Rainbow keyboard
>Some fag beer
Eating (an admittedly good looking) pizza with a fork
Jesus Christ unironically consider suicide.

>i posted it again

I play rougelikes. If you can name one (1) game that is a real rougelike and not a filthy rougelite, I might consider going out with you.

>hairdryer

uhhhh

Rocket league

>It was a different time...
Thankfully Facebook doesn't employ full dates in their timestamps so we'll never actually know what year this took place in.

>rougelikes
Orange, then?

>show her Dwarf Fortress gameplay
>pic

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CRPGs mostly.

I don't play vidya. I'm a mapfag.

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maroon is rougelike

BREASTS

Nice

Find a woman and tell her you're a virgin and that you think you'll never lose your virginity. Maybe she'll take pity on you and have sex with you. And then you can see it's not as big a deal as you built it up to be in your mind and get to disregarding women as you should.

good bait. reeled in a few suckers. 6/10.

I don't play video games. Do I look like a pencil-necked kekold to you?

And I hope we've all learnt from those times

you think those asshairs dry on their own? bitch can probably donate to little african baldenese children with those gypsy curtains

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I play Rape RPGs

I obviously meant games that resemble the film Moulin Rouge

she looks like a street walker

No, I am too autistic to ever get into that situation. That's just a retarded excuse to get out of a conversation
She clearly doesn't care about showing her distaste, but still tries to hide it behind the thinnest possible excuse, as though I wouldn't notice. Bitch has no tact. I'd rather she just say "I'm not interested anymore, I'm leaving now"

I want to shove my dick in there

As opposed to a water walker? inb4 some redditor wants to reply with "sky walker," nobody likes you and they never will

>when Yea Forums tries to act manly
lmao too late to try to build that reputation, nerds.

>it's dark outside
>can see snow there, probably cold outside
>woman in light clothes approaches you
>somehow knows your name and asks about video games
Something's not right

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I hope she does walk into a street and gets run over by a car.

>every girl ive been with was a B cup or smaller
i need to experience this

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Dark Souls.

He probably wanted to type hooker, but phone doesn't let him.

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>tfw get called cute all the time but am too autistic to go for it
Why did I have to be born an autist. Socializing is hard enough but attempting to flirt with women is just fucking impossible for me.

>Tattoo
Wasted.
That would be 400000 hours on underage pantyquest XIII for the PS2 of course, madam.

like salty milk and coins

She probably about to start some shit Zed

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Yes goy, whites should never be in a relationship, let alone have kids.

My usual line is that I play an autistic military simulator (Squad) and use that to talk more about me genuinely having autism since there isn't much to talk about with squad.

No nudes. I checked. Sorry.

I say "whenever you want", which I guess it doesnt work in english, but basically states that if she wants to fuck, you are up to it. Most of the time they just giggle, so even if they dont want you come across as "funny"

his hand is pretty high up under his thigh eh?

If you guys want people here to breed, wouldn't it make more sense to not be a retarded cunt?

yeah, everytime i talk about tj hooker on Yea Forums it censors me, so instead of things like prostitute, ho, call girl, etc, i just call them street walker instead, it's like how street fighters dont really fight in the streets

Yes, except if you are a millennial.
Millennials are horrible pussies and would create another generation of autistic manchildren like themselves.
All millennials, men and women, deserve to die alone.

Have sex.

>Yes
Alright, then stop being a retarded cunt.

there is no one response. believe me

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>tfw dated a girl who had fuckin GG size tits
They were the anime size tits that SJWs want to deny exist irl, it was so cash

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Hydrate yourself.

>tfw being born with the right ammount of fat at a certain place will make her more successful than millions of other human beans
jfl

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How old are you?

Japanese dating simulators.

Me?
What do I have to do with you not having kids?
I don't know who you are.

Based and blackpilled

>tattoo

into trash it goes

21

You know whats more fucked up? Women that aren't even born beautiful can pay to become beautiful.

>Me?
Yes. Did you not read the post you replied to? Here, since you missed it:
>If you guys want people here to breed, wouldn't it make more sense to not be a retarded cunt?