Enemies target weaker units

>enemies target weaker units

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camel: OP
kid: cocks

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people keep posting that image

it doesn't actually chomp on the kids head right

*CHOMP*

>enemies can be pacified

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fucking gold kind sir you've earned it
a respectful nod for you

>Camel
Are you and retarded?

>German sheperd
Never aggresive unless either trained to be or raised by a nigger

not sure about that pic but horses are niggers
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Same can be said for every dog

No

No, they're proud and noble creatures. I'll bet my ass it was girl's fault.

Did she died?

Yes fucktard

did he die?

>Pitbull BAD!

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That's the dumbest shit I've ever read in my entire life.
Congratulations.

Having a pitbull is looking for problems.

>t. tyrone washington

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>little blond white girl
>German Shepards
its what he would have wanted

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Reminder that horses and camels can literally decapitate a human with their mouths.

independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/camel-bites-owners-head-off-after-being-tied-up-all-day-during-heatwave-a7043626.html

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no
he just lick it, sniffing to se its saltyness

That's obviously a camel, Aladdin.

>tfw you don't have children, a pack of German shepherds and land innawoods

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Shut the fuck up Yea Forumstard

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>americans

>You can beat the enemy, but you'll die of Damage over Time effects anyway

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>Despite being 13% of the population-

Not problems per say. My pitt is the most affectionate dog I've ever owned and can lose her mind if I play with her a little too hard. It's about what your willing to risk and whether or not you're a big pussy.

Video games?

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>No context
Nice """argument""" you have here.

You're gonna carry that weight

It's a fucking horse you retarded thirdworlder

The end always gets me

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>can't tell a zebra when he sees one
Sad!

What animal is this, Jasmine?

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that's a weird pitbull

>independent

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makes me want to play a high-fantasy game about a band of penguins

It's clearly a donkey

what happened?

A dromadary

>Burger thinks he knows more about Camels than someone who rides one to work

>genetics don't exist

Damn...
I thought I'd at least get one person saying camel.

He got attacked by a seal, and tried to get back to his nest. But he got tired

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humpback variety of camel

iago

Yeah stepping on something 1/100 of your size is something a proud and noble animal would do.

Stupid faggot Yea Forumstard

I'm sorry user, better luck next time

Do people really think like this? Everything resembles a dick to you?

Desert Zebra.

That's a rare breed of giraffe you fucking idiot. Seriously, how can anyone be this retarded?

>Blade_Runner_2049.webm

>Enemy tries to seduce you

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A horse? Are you retarded?

Why are you here, wasting your time when you're smart?

Stop procrastinating.

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>enemy can only be aggro'd by using a specific item

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>t. OP

stop posting sad penguin webms

>may i, stand unshaken

Sleep tight, pengu.

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Not really. Some dogs are just naturally aggressive and dominant. Some are more laid back and calm.

You're right, I shouldn't be here, off I go.

Have a good evening user

god i forgot how much season 2 fucked up that show. god what a fucking cringefest. at least man in black was still mostly based

I'll go too.
Have a nice weekend.

>you can go anywhere

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I don't see the horns.

The weekend is already over retard

YOU JUST KNOW

>Enemy deals extra damage to you if you'be been hit with a DoT effect

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Carry on, good sir.

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That elephant has had enough of privileged white kids going to some shithole to film him on their overpriced slave made phones.

YOU

It's Saturday here, my retarded UTC+4+ user.

>Enemies can outsmart simpler enemies

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it's okay we're working on melting all that ice away so penguins dont have to freeze anymore

Genetically, pit bulls are less aggressive than most dogs

>Ignore the fact that they're the most physically strong breed and therefore the primary candidate for dog fighting and niggers owning them to have a big scary dog
>They're genetically predisposed to kill people! They have a 0.0002% chance of mauling someone as opposed to any other dog's 0.0001% chance!!

It's a camel dipshit

The people who film these animal snuff and deviant fetish films are freaks and should be locked up.

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humans are so nice :)
I hope all penguins are warm and cozy very soon

The deep breath at the end is absolute kino. I'd watch the entire thing but I doubt there's anything in it to top this bit.

>*squeak*
Every time.

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Of course a pitbull nigger comes out of nowhere for no reason, fuck off with your really weird animal fetish you dog fucker

>Owner fault!
>Mauling good!

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>"No... you keep going, ill be fine. You have to finish this..."
>"I just... need to rest a moment, ill be fine..."
>"..."
>"......"

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That's impossible

>enemies are taunt immune

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>horror elements in non horror game

Did the horse bite the kid?
Because if yes, the little brat is already dead

Water Horse

>duck pls
>duck pls stop

>owner fault
this

>Genetically, dogs bred specifically to snap at everything and fight for entertainment are less aggressive than most dogs

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>Breathofthewild.webm

I like how the dog could definitely bite straight through the ducks neck, but is still being mostly careful as to not hurt it
good dog

Swiggity swooty...

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>dogs bred specifically to snap at everything and fight for entertainment are less aggressive than most dogs
if you want a strong fighting dog the last trait you'd want to breed in it is for it to fucking randomly maul its owner for no reason dipshit

That "duck" could easily kill the dog if it wasn't busy chomping on a coat.

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I like how he carries on with his day as if nothing is different.

kid cocks?

>doesn't even try to fight it

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I haven't seen a single episode of the show but that webm really made me not want to watch it.

"Ohh yeaaah, look at me on this horse with this gun. I'm so badass. I don't even like guns and I want them banned. Look at badass I look though, is this what people do when they have a gun? I bet. Oh yeaaah I'm so fucking tough."

>he said posting from his slave made PC

shut the fuck up stupid goose you're not fooling anybody

People film this stuff and put it on YouTube

There’s a whole YouTube subculture where you can just watch mice die

youtu.be/0Bhn049IFNM
youtu.be/0Bhn049IFNM
youtu.be/0Bhn049IFNM

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I've honestly never seen a german shepherd owned by a nigger

>enemies have max stealth

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Geese are practically invincible. The only things that can kill them are trains and planes.

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I imagine the elephant is pissed that it's stuck living inside a pit

>Mousetrap video
>Suddenly, live goat castration
>The goat screams

What the everloving FUCK user

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>You can't build a character with nothing but bluff and intimidate

>the fearless canadian shitposter

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>walking around the starting map on your main

shut the fuck up leaf

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>. My pitt is the most affectionate dog I've ever owned
Every single person who was later on the news for getting torn to shreds by their pitbull says this.

Geese are just good at being scary. My dyel arms could break its neck. I'd be injured but alive.

Can't you just grab by the neck and wing them around? That is, if you can get the through the strange dread aura these fuckers put out.

He's actually surprisingly calm considering he is so full of testosterone it is leaking out of his head.
No idea why they were let close to him while in musth though.

You can but they won't learn their lesson

If a pit's screw went loose it wouldn't matter how much of a brave tough guy you are, he'd make you his bitch. Why do pit owners think they'd stand a chance against them?

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>Testosterone levels in an elephant in musth can be on average 60 times greater than in the same elephant at other times (in specific individuals these testosterone levels can even reach as much as 140 times the normal).
High fucking test

mmm yummy!

I think he's associated phones with flash photos. Some people have flash on all the time, and it'd get extremely annoying as a dumb animal that normies want to take a picture of.

>FUCKIN ROASTIES

I would think this would apply to all dog maulings. Wouldn't it?

JUST

>Boosting your evasion makes the game a joke

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>60 times greater testosterone levels than normal

God damn the things you learn. I can't imagine what a human would be like on that shit.

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>BEGONE, THOT

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You mean you don't get animalistic thoughts and irrationally angry when nearing an orgasm?

What happened here? What was he holding?

Boosting any main stat makes the game a joke.

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KNOW

YOU JUST KNOW

you warned me but I still watched it. Fucking why.

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just take out food, I'm pretty sure

>trying to stab a kitchen knife through the top of an adult skull
LOL

It can't. It's too exhausted from being chased around by those orcas to put up any more of a fight, which is why it was trying to rest on the ice. The orcas do this deliberately to get easier prey while expending less energy.

Coincidentally, this method of endurance hunting is also used by wild dogs in africa, and is also believed to be how humans hunted back in our more primitive days.

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>Cases of rogue elephants randomly attacking native villages or goring and killing rhinoceroses without provocation in national parks in Africa have been documented and attributed to musth in young male elephants, especially those growing in the absence of older males. Studies show that reintroducing older males into the elephant population of the area seems to prevent younger males from entering musth, and therefore, stop this aggressive behavior.
Even in elephants, single mothers lead to more crime.

Ah it becomes aggressive after you crackers rape it. We know you live raping dogs.

You think that's bad? Check this shit out

youtube.com/watch?v=bwDoCFCGDSE
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I was mucking out a stall once with another guy and the fucking horse bit the guy right on the shoulder picked him up and threw him the guy got up and put the shovel right upside the horses head it was funny as fuck.

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Original works better than more recent hardware

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>all his vids have millions and millions and millions of views
What the fuck?

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Try living with mice. Fuck these assholes.

imagine

I really don't see the issue here. The goat balls thing was a little surprising and I didn't need to see it, but some motherfuckers live on farms and need to deal with mice and shit like that

>The little trot before he starts pulling

So cute.

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It's so excited to finally start pulling shit

Some people deal with mice like normalfags deal with fruit flies coming for their organic produce left on the counter. They're just bigger and "cuter" pests.

Some of them are kinda funny

youtube.com/watch?v=QzQ9KFClq0o

The dogs strength and size help to make it feel more secure, especially if it feels like it has a strong protector. This is the reason small dogs can be so nervous and aggressive.

in awe at the size of this lad