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>Loading time improvements on all platforms
Finally
Well ill be damned.
God I am so fucking dying to buy this, I'm not a kart racing fan, and I'll probably suck balls at it. Will i regret purchasing if I pick this up around september, will the online be dead?
FIX BALANCED
BUFF TURNING
>censoring the word "black"
OMG SO BASED
>Stability fixes when playing online
I hope this prevents the game crashing when I'm just about to win. Twice, that happened.
For switch that is.
>Fix to position shuffling and rewards at race end
>Adjustment of global cooldown for power-ups on all players (prevent timeclock/warp orb spamming
Now if they could only retool more generous Wumpa coin handouts offline
We're going to have consistent bug updates for quite awhile, so as long as you play on PS4 or Switch there should be no shortage of players for you for quite some time
Holy fucking BASED
I just bought it. What am i getting myself into?
THEY FIXED EVERY PROBLEM
You now realize STR online still isn't fixed. At all. Not "loading screens"
As in, the actual fucking online just is bork, and they just.. left it.
Posted this in the other thread but hey come at me
Considering new content is added monthly up until December/January, September isn't a bad time to get it
watermellons are racist too! ERADICATE THEM NOW!
60fps patch?
Heh, I've taken to listening to podcasts and watching youtube videos during load times, if they shorten it enough it'll be a godsend.
>Fix to position shuffling and rewards at race end
Thank fuck. I've been robbed of too many victories.
Why is hyper spaceway so high? It's just a straight line. Also Dingo canyon should be higher. There's nothing wrong with it. Overall decent taste tho.
Reminder you are mentally ill if you like turbo track.
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Literally happened to me 10 mins ago.
>Cross the line
>An error has occurred.
Yep.
Oof. Big yikes that they even managed to get that past in the first place
Well how the fuck am i suppossed to tell my wife to go find a big black cock to cuck me with now?
>still can't matchmake with friends
So 1.07 on PS4 was out for two days, did it really fix any of these issues?
End your life
>Adjustment to track selection frequency when choosing tracks in online matchmaking lobbies
>Adjustment to track selection frequency when choosing tracks in online matchmaking lobbies
>Adjustment to track selection frequency when choosing tracks in online matchmaking lobbies
>Adjustment of global cooldown for power-ups on all players (prevent timeclock/warp orb spamming)
>Adjustment of global cooldown for power-ups on all players (prevent timeclock/warp orb spamming)
>Adjustment of global cooldown for power-ups on all players (prevent timeclock/warp orb spamming)
TROPY, YOUR REIGN ENDS HERE! YOU'LL NEVER CLOCK SPAM MY USF AGAIN!!!!!!
>ctrnf has made at least 60 million dollars so far
Is crash back baby?
Every day, we shall remind them
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The only thing that seemed to do was change the names of some of the skins.
The heck is Boost Mode anyway? Why wouldn't you just have it on all the time.
Dingo and Tiny players are gigachads
Do you know what the worst bit is? If they added microtransactions, they would make even more
Giga gay, clearly
How does speed work?
Do all character have the same max turbo speed like in mario kart?
Hopefully you'll no longer be able to get a Mask in first place.
Yes, and
q
Actually I think it just got patched last week, but I don't have any patch notes to know what they changed
Yes you can though?
Are you stupid?
Nah, USF speed also works based off the character's base speed (so Speed characters still have the fastest USF). This is just a measure of each class' base speed.
>implying these fags can even get a woman
Top kek
Chads are straight.
I used balanced all throughout the game thinking the stats wouldn't lie to me this time. I destroyed a lot of scrubs online using them. When I found out acceleration was faster I couldn't help but feel I wasted all that time learning the tracks with a kart I thought was OP only to learn it's basically handling 2.0. I should have known. 5 on all stats is too good.
Great, now change the name back to watermelon instead of summertime and I'll buy it again after selling the game over that cucked decision.
Reminder that this is the truth. Also, post your own tier lists.
>Bowing to thots is supposedly a Chad thing to do
Hypers just a fun map to keep USF on (and a little challenging at the figure eight part), and i just find dingo canyon the most boring imo and i swear the water trench part is wayyy more sluggish in this remake i think its to do with heaver karts that wont bounce on the edges anymore but anyway its the only map that i'll just leave the lobby if it gets voted in
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probably because nintendo only patched it in recently
Real Chads don't care about whether their gay or straight, they still get laid either way
Courtesy YT links:
Accel vs. Balanced: youtube.com
Balanced vs Turning: youtube.com
>post-launch support
It's not fair
>Bowing to dick
>i swear the water trench part is wayyy more sluggish in this remake
You aren't crazy. The water physics have been confirmed to be different. It is most evident on Mystery Caves.
>YFW Boost Mode
>Nintendo Specific
>Boost Mode
The fuck is boost mode?
>didn't touch the shit offline or unboosted coin payouts
>Didn't fix the heinous Grand Prix grind
Wow it's fucking nothing.
Rate me
OC's the GPU/CPU during loading screens to decrease the loading time.
I'm so glad Activision listened to Resetera and changed the racist name of Tawna's "Watermelon" skin to "Summertime"
>Implying he's the one getting dicked
>lighter fur
what the fuck beenoz
>Game has tons of DLC stage and character potential
>Plenty of people who played the game actually enjoyed it
>Do nothing at all
Classic SEGA not taking advantage of easy money.
Literally perfect except for the choices of Bandicuties
I like the majority of that. Android Alley is for sure my favourite track.
>Tons of bugs, glitches, exploits
>A extremely diverse roster
>Except that everyone only uses the same fucking character because the balancing is shit.
I dropped this game a while ago and picked up TSR. I haven't regretted my decision since.
They changed that name but left watermelon oxide alone?
Bullshit
So I suppose 1.07 was turned into a quick name change patch after this article was written and 1.08 will become what's described in this article?
There's more racial connotation between "Tawna" a black sounding name and watermelon.
Quite based. Accelcunts need not apply their no skill class.
>A extremely diverse roster
Why is that a bad thing though
Thunder struck is the worst map in the game by far
Nah, too late by then. You buy it now or miss out.
Any actual gamer will be playing something else by then.
>icon isn't touched up to be lighter, it's still darker
SSSNEAKING UP ON YOU
I thought I saw a chart some user posted showing all characters had the same speed when at USF
Sauce?
Why does Sega always do that? So many unused IP's and ideas, and they always stick to Sonic and Yakuza. It's not like playing it safe is making them money either, I heard profits have been pretty shit for a while now.
Just waiting for the day where i can stomp peeps with based Brio...
What are your thoughts on Twinsanity, the best post CTR game?
That was for the original CTR.
>liking turbo track
That was for the original game. The USF mechanics were changed here.
IMO new Android Alley and new Hyper Spaceway are the only CNK tracks inferior to the originals.
Can you play on your switch without paying for online?
if Ripper Roo knew, he could choke people to death by deepthroating them with his tongue.
>I dropped this game a while ago and picked up TSR. I haven't regretted my decision since.
>I haven't regretted my decision since.
>Hyper Straightway
>A
Ha
Not him, I shit you not, online Turbo Track is literally 'no item' mode. They don't work and it's just a Time Trial with some items on the road every now and then.
It's actually pretty enjoyable online.
>reminder that all anthro women are built for human cock
>Any actual gamer will be playing something else by then.
What did he mean by this?
Ah thanks, thought it would be the same and I'm not even good enough to get it on demand like people here so I can't tell myself.
I think what makes it that high for me ATM is you really have to learn it well to keep USF, like your fucked if you cant keep U-turn in two specific spots so it makes it interesting to me atleast
Has anyone made a tier list that included the datamined characters yet?
>ctrnf has made at least 60 million dollars so far
Source?
W-what a weird thing to say...
Question: ARE YOU FALLING ASLEEP DOWN THERE?
Me and my friends couldn't get it working when it launched on Switch so now we just trawl matchmaking until we find each other or use private matches for just us.
Maybe I'm being retarded but it didn't let me join from the friends list when they found a public match with open slots.
Technically it wasn't the word black, it was "Watermelon" and changed it to "Summertime"
do you even know how tier lists are made?
are you stupid or something?
I guess I'll pay for online whenever this patch comes to switch. Item spam online had me worried it would just be too unfun.
It's known to have sold over a million already counting all platforms
you still have to do alot of effort to unlock this lackluster shitstain though?
As i said to the other guy its a fun map that can be abit tricky to keep USF if you don't know what your doing, think its a good barometer map that separates good and great players
Reminder that when he comes out, it is your duty to message 2nd place every time you win an online race saying "RILLA ROO. WINS."
Nobody fucking likes turbo track please stop voting for that garbage
It'd just be fun to see what people's preferences on the upcoming characters are.
when's splitscreen online
Isabella looks cute when she's angry.
>mad about accel
>when speed is the no skill meta
You know what? Balanced can stay nerfed. The real stats accurately reflect the intelligence of the people that play them.
>"RILLA ROO. WINS."
I heard it
>t. buttblasted cocofag
No one has ever played with them you mongrel. How would anyone have an opinion on them?
6/10
I think thats where people like me have an advantage if they didnt play CNK. I have seen videos of them though but i'll take your word for it
Stay mad, keep holding that gas pedal and winning by default.
And on any fucking track, because U-turning is the same for every character.
Accurately reflects the intelligence of the people that play balanced.
>less orbs and clocks
>more missiles and bomb to slow down the 2-8 pack while 1st place is already ahead, now unreachable
Guys
>digital n.tropy without platinum relic skin
>loses and leaves
oh nonono...
Because they're stupid, nothing new there
>shes an automatic S tier for me
Did I land in bizzaro world? Speed is easily the best class by a mile. I thought that was generally agreed upon.
>Implying I play balanced
You didn't let mommy win
what would you rate it if it was finished?
youtube.com
CTR or Mario Maker 2?
Just balancecucks doing their thing again.
very interesting game but not really what you want from a crash game
Even if they do do it, it's probably only gonna be for the pro consoles. and also it might require cutting the resolution down to 1080p, but I guess sometimes you gotta make sacrifices for good things.
Its just few coco autists throwing a fit
Balanced players are factually retarded. Finding out that even turning is faster than them broke their last functioning brain cell.
It is? This wasn't debated.
user. You can party up from the lobby.
You're just assuming it's as shit as Mario kart.
No idea. Those ideas didnt have time to translate into the finished product so its anyones guess how it would turn out. On its own its short and works mostly but some of the gameplay elements, bugs, glitches keep it from being higher as it is.
Hard to say, you can get a ton of mileage out of both. CTR is cheaper, I guess.
Does anyone even play it anymore?
I play as Crash. I will always play as Crash.
Pretty strange thing to ask in a CTR thread full of snoyboys, but yeah CTR.
Its too bad most people who play speed loses races all the time. Tropys, Pentas, Crunches the works. The best speed players ive seen were Norms. Tinys also never seem to win that much.
If U turning and air braking weren't a thing then speed wouldn't be the best. U turning and A.Braking make the turn stat completely meaningless. USF also wasn't normalized so speed has the fastest USF on top of having the fastest SF.
Reminder that you need to move to the slow lane.
All these Accel and Speed fags, so little time
>Ripper Roo
>S
Hello gayfur
Shouldn't Isabella, Liz, Megumi, and Ami be labeled as NPCs for CTR?
Is there still a way to farm nitro?
I mean, that's not a surprise. When something is meta then shitters flock to it because they want to play the OP shit. It's the same in every game.
I wish I could still stand a chance online, I used to get a good streak with first but now I rarely get it
there's no point even trying on hyper spaceway if something goes wrong in the first 5 seconds
Get your own lines buddy
Pretty sure that was obvious. Speed's the best, Accel's the only other type that's halfway decent, and both Balanced and Turning need to be fucking buffed already.
Balanced is faster, but just barely.
Are you really going to scroll past without saying howdy, Cocofags?
How's it feel to be the first Cortex to not come dead last, and still fuck up when showing us proof?
Dunno why you're bringing up your sexuality here lad but i just think he's one of the best 'redesigned' characters nothing more than that, you keep being you though
Anyone got that super high resolution gif of Ami sitting in the kart on the waiting screen? For, uh... research.
>based pinstripe gang will always be accused of being cocofags
fuggedaboudit
Jesus. I know other games like Mania got their playercount hurt too thanks to denuvo but even Forces managed more.
The Trophy's not yours!
*tips 10 gallon
I know, now my wife's husband wont beat me down each time i play as summertime tawna
I spam tropy and win 90% of my games
Ran out of womb 5x bonus 1,5 hours ago and havent still lost a single race today
Canon.
>Reduced load times.
Damn, that's good. Should I pick it up for PS4 or Switch?
Turning is basically quicker on any track with rapid corners which was the only place Balanced would have had an advantage over the faster classes
TSR was a spinoff so more people saw it as something they could skip. I play it every now and then since I haven't finished the time trials but I've mostly moved on to other games, any other time I want to play it in the future will be to try playing with friends who I know that have it
You missed the cortex that tried to flex a TT win, but the total time for first place was over 3 minutes.
Can confirm.
>But muh-munga.
good update, thank fuck there's less orbs and clocks now hopefully
still think we should have a no items online mode and also cups, but this is a good start
Then your the very small minority of semi above average Tropy players kiddo.
HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO ADD A 60FPS MODE AAAAAHHHH
user, the game retails at $40 and Activision would consider it a good rate if they got half of that per copy. Retailers and licensing costs for consoles eat into the profit margins, so we're likely looking at around 20 million, which is very likely not yet in the profitable range.
Best post-ND game is like being the best turd in the toilet bowl. Not an achievement
Switch.
yawn
based and howdypilled
Feels great, it feels even better seeing you seethe over the quality and rotation of a photo
>Improvements to loading times using Boost Mode
YES, FUCKING FINALLY
Hello again!
Unbeatable.
>Improvements to loading times using Boost Mode
???
Thats from the WOC guide book right?
September will probably keep a lot of people playing because of Spyro, and December should see a decent addition of people getting the game for Christmas.
ebin bost
Kinda sucks that there isn't a Moulin Cortex reference in Hot Air Skyway. Considering the redesign they gave it, it'd fit right in.
howdy
Fuck, now I want Dr. Nefarious in CTR
Bigger. Than. Yours.
The biggest problem with switch was the load times. If this improves them enough the switch should be on equal footing with the ps4. If you want grafix go ps4. If you want portability, controller options and the ability to have any name online, go switch.
Everything needs to be sterile of vague adult humour.
Actually canon.
Yes, it is.
Load times are almost as bad on all platforms.
PS4 load times are about 20 secs.
Switch are about 30.
Holy shit, I hope it gets rid of the frame drops on some tracks
Nearly 200 posts without you trophy girl autists shitting the thread up. Gotta be a new record.
Dont tell me youre the shitter who got 3:05 seconds on TT and bragged about it
>Hits someone
"HAH! take that squishy!"
>Gets hit
"QUUAAAAAAARRR-"
I've not seen any frame drops on Switch.
WAIT IS THIS PATCH ALREADY OUT OR NOT
I'M CONFUSED
>Play nothing but Speed, Acceleration, and Balanced characters
>Didn't touch a single turning character since the game came out
>Unlock Liz
>Finally give a turn character a try
Jesus fuck she's so ridiculously slow.
Might as well just give us an "Engine" choice so we can pick stats for the kart ourselves instead of having it locked to characters.
Not this shit again.
Apparently it's out for PS4 already.
>both the og and remake first games end with Tawna embracing Crash
>she ditches him for Stripe the next game
What did he mean by this?
You've not been noticing them*
They happen consistently for everyone and at the same spot on some tracks.
You might be blind then. Some of the NK maps are really fucking bad.
Go play Clockwork Wumpa, then wathc the frames die when all the gears come into frame on the hop shortcut. Same with the inside of that one volcano island when you have both sides filled with lava flows.
It's basically a fancy way of saying they're gonna overclock the switch.
Thanks guys. See you all on Switch. If you see a Coco main flying off edges and spamming items like a scrub, it's probably me.
Well she's mine now.
[CITATION NEEDED]
So you're telling me the balanced and handling characters are still as slow as the original? Fuck, just when I thought they got buffed.
kek
Unfortunately for you I'm not, so you'll have to pull a new attempt at an insult out of your ass
Yeah we'll see Pindick. She never actually appeared once she 'left' Crash if that's supposedly canon.
I mean considering Tawna's shirt in CTRNF, that implies that doesn't happen in the remakes
Just don't be like Vick the virgin.
ps4 playerbase is almost at a million based on nitro leaderboards
not sure how many are on the other platforms but that seems pretty damn good. I hope the content for it doesn't stop anytime soon
My mistake mustve stook you for another fag. Ya fag.
>Nitro leaderboards tells me there is almost 1 million ctr autismos that played it on ps4
how much on switch and xbox ?
The fps drop doesn't come from the video by the way.
Also, try taking the ramp leading the the roof of the market on twilight tour, the fps will drop on switch 100% of the time.
>You are using the latest version of this software
2 people play it on switch. 30 on xbox.
Black Zem was changed to Solar Flare Zem.
Just ignore him. Even /ctrg/ thinks he's a fucking retard and they're posting eurobeat lyrics to a dancing Megumi gif right now.
That's due to the lag.
If you have some fucker lagging around you, it does drop your framerate.
470358970
Why yes, it is:
e621.net
According to the Nitro LB on Switch 160383 players
There are only 4 actual characters and everything is just a glorified skin. Most of the upcoming characters are preexisting characters so it's possible to have preferences for them.
>model is ripped from NSane
Welp better pack it up guys that dismisses any notion of it.
You cant still be upset about it. Its acknowledged by ND, guide books, even games. Being willfully ignorant over Stripe nailing Tawna is a weird thing to deny aint it?
>have had CTR since launch, but havent played it
Who should I play anons? Who is good?
It'll still be active
Is it possible to beat every Oxide ghost whit a turning character ? Same about the plat relics, even in hard mode ?
150k on Switch
A little surprised at the discrepancy, but I guess it just means more chance of playing with Yea Forums. I'm also concerned if that number is going to be smaller in future GPs making it harder to get top 5%
>Also, try taking the ramp leading the the roof of the market on twilight tour, the fps will drop on switch 100% of the time.
Literally doesn't for me.
>that pinstripe
so this is the power of the potaroo mafia... not bad...
based
a shit
They didn't really change anything about CTR though, and CTR was side-canon at best. It's pretty much its own continuity.
That's pretty fucking stupid.
I don't understand why you would rage quit ever, but I also almost never win
Well, what do stat do you want to be good in? Who's your favourite character?
I think it's a fantastic game, the story and the fact that it has the Grand Prix event just adds more incentive to play. Not only that, but the fact that the Pit Shop changes every day also adds more incentive.
>only 160k on switch
fuck me lad, im kinda sorry for ya lads, queues long on switch ?
>NTRniggers still trying to ruin this
Wasn't Not Real Velo found in the datamine as "Emperor Velo"?
Not at all.
I'm curious about Xbox one though.
I doubt we'll find someone here who actually has it on there.
No, not really. Depends on the time/day.
Understandable and no hard feelings
Except Tawna supposedly left Crash in the manga for Crash 2, which didn't happen now.
CTR takes place after Crash 2, period.
No, they're really fast unless the game craps out and boots everyone out after a race, which seems to be something they're patching.
A little bit at 4am, but otherwise no.
I'm almost the same way, got it a week after launch but it's the next game I'll be getting to after I finish the Reignited trilogy, and when he comes out Spyro will be my main
I don't think I've seen a single xbone player on here. Nuts.
I fine with it still happening in the original games, but why would Pinstripes girlfriend wear a shirt with her ex's face on it?
I prefer Lex Lang Cortex to Clancy Brown Cortex
that would be so gross and gay, haha....
>160k on switch
>queues not long and is playable
glad for switchfags... now the matter at hand. xbox playerbase ?
>Anything pre-NF/N.Sane
>canon
Based
>CTR takes place after Crash 2, period
That's nice head canon you got there considering 3 happens immediately after 2. But, hey, if the manga didn't happen why is Penta, a manga character, in CTRNK?
What’s the Sonic 06 of games?
So do I
That a perfectly based opinion to have. He seems like he enjoys the role more anyway
Apparently the patch is already live for PS4.
Bad, good?
How do you characterize Crash, Yea Forums? How do you describe him as a character?
Thank fuck. Even my dad who never plays video games pointed the load times out when he got to try it out.
>People trying to imply that the manga was ever canon to begin with
You put way too much stock on Japan's canon, when it's much more likely to say Coco is Tawna and that her role was just changed from girlfriend to sister.
Xbone has ~88700 players on championship board, number 1 has 14,1k points, 225k people on nitro board, number 1 has 128k nitro
Based
When did they make Cortex so gay? He was a weirdo and crazy in the ND games but not straight up.
>OOOH BEHAVE
>Activision of all people listening to their fans and fixing issues with complaints
It's like I'm on some parallel dimension.
Except the 30 frames per second lmao get dabbed on crashfags
Lovable
Fun
Goofy
Brave
Might not be the smartest, but has a big heart
Fuck, I meant to say
“What’s the Sonic 06 of the crash series?”
I think starting with Twinsanity he played the buffoon a bit too much.
My perfect Cortex would be Lex Lang straddling the line of threatening and goofy.
Unironically do not notice it with the motion blur.
Explain Penta.
Oh wow that’s great. My only issue with this game was the awful load times.
What’s it mean where it says “improved load times using boost mode” for switch?
woah
There's a difference between denial and not viewing something as deserving of canon status because it degrades the characters involved and has no ingame followup.
It has no canon appearances. Nothing. No payoff. Boom Bang is the only that openly acknowledges both characters at the same time and it's completely non canon. I get where you're coming from, but it's seriously a shit ship and I supported it as long as I could. The characters get absolutely nothing of value out of it and it makes Tawna an unlikable asshole and Crash into a cuck, which I hate because there is no way for the characters to move past this with no canon followup of her 'departure'
Number 1 on Switch had 140k Nitro last I checked, how the fuck do they do it? I'm top 1% on Switch and I have just 41k.
Maybe they realised that good games = more money
The only time I would imagine Tawna being with Pinstripe is if he kidnaps her
Has anyone here played Diddy Kong Racing? Are the physics similar to it?
well we gotta find the exploits
who knows, maybe a wall in tiny arena became open. and you have to hop to get over its bottomless pit.
Thats why everyones preparing their butts for microtransactions and maybe higher prices for future GP items in the pit stop thing all this good will cant last surely
>ND changed things globally going from 1 to 2
>"you put way too much stock on Japan's canon"
>even though all those things done for Japan were incorporated officially by ND in 2, 3, and CTR
>including the fucking Crash dance
I think they know they're on thin ice with Crash and Spyro. One mediocre game and their multimillion dollar franchises are dead again.
The coolest dork I know, though I do wish they tone it down a bit going forward.
>thunder struck skip is out
Good
>but the second Out of Time skip might also be out
FUCK
There's nothing Chaddy about getting man's shit on your dick.
The Tegra X1 chip used in the Switch runs underclocked compared to its out-of-the-box performance. Boost mode is a developer tool recently made available by Nintendo that lets games reduce the underclocking in some instances, for instance during load times. This makes the games load faster.
>but the second Out of Time skip might also be out
Clarify
A mere reference with everything else maintaining absolutely zero relevance. He's also a secret character that you have to input a cheat code to unlock.
People that unironically ship Pinstripe and Tawna remind me of those people that ship two characters together that have never even been in the same room with one another.
i.e. Ponyfags.
See
Soon
Competently, incompetent.
Loves his friends and enemies unconditionally even if it backfires on him.
Do you think the second GP will have Good Cortex and Bad Crash/Coco? Since its a what if GP.
To be fair there WAS going to be a Cortex game focusing on the consequences of teaming up with Crash. Presumably we would see Cortex return to his extra sinister ways.
It was cancelled because Universal.
>Meanwhile, on bizarro world
Cute art, sauce?
Imagine looking like a butch lesbian and having a penis-shapen snouth. I get why Pinstripe is angry.
What are you even talking about? GP2 in August is the time travel one with the baby characters and the Crash 3 dino map.
You can keep her, she acquired social media disease.
Fem-Ripper Roo just doesn't do it for me.
baste trance player
Which would have more merit if we didn't know that Tawna ceased to exist because of her design and that coco suddenly exists because of it. Her breakup with crash is also never referenced in-game, so it is perfectly reasonable to say it's just Japan canon.
>Secco
I always lose to that guy
Only if they use Evil Aku aku and Good Uka uka
Shhhhh let us hope
>no fix on rubberbanding CPU
I’m glad I didn’t spend a dollar in it, borrowed from a friend and god, how unbalanced this crap is. Managed to beat the Adventure but I guess I’ll never touch this game again.
Are Crash and Coco ACTUAL siblings or did they just "adopt each other" like they did with Crunch? Also, does anyone else think she was afflicted by the Cortex Vortex in the new timeline and the personality quirk it gave her was that of a social media obsessed girl? It explains her wackier personality and having the same abilities as Crash (unless you consider playing as her in NST as non-canon).
At first I think I was just a casual fag, have never played the original game, try this at medium difficulty and holy shit even the first 3 tracks are giving me problems, peraphs I need practice so downloaded the PSX version to my psp go and started to play on the subway from job to home, and meh, even with the shitty d-pad and shoulder buttons I can win so easily, they really make the game harder or it's just me?
Never was an issue for me.
Guess youre just bad
2 guys can't birth a kid, that's biologically impossible...
it's a toy you fuckwad.
>Velofags
>Winning
How do I activate boost mode?
That's not reasonable at all. You're using executive decisions to determine canon, then saying those same executive decisions don't matter outside of one country even though those decisions affected the canon globally. You're picking and choosing what you want to accept even though NA and EU materials have also acknowledged it happened.
You might as well say Tawna isn't canon because she isn't in anything after Crash 1 except "non-canon" games, which include CTR by the way.
>rubberbanding
Go back to super Mario maker 2 Vinny.
how much grooming would Tiny need to do to get Dingodile this far?
TINY SQUASH PUNY SPHINCTER
It's automatic.
What? This is the kart game with the least rubberbanding I've ever seen.
They made the AI much smarter in this game. Easy mode makes them dumber than they were in the original but even then they have access to items they didn't have access to in the original.
I didn’t have a single issue with bosses, but regular races are a RNG fest, plus random rubberbanding between 1-3rd place CPUs. I don’t get why they made this crap so unbalanced, hard mode is nearly unplayable and most single player races are pretty frustrating.
Just compare it to the original and you’ll get what I mean.
I swear this fucker kept hitting me with invisible items, it pissed me off so bad.
>tfw you're better than casual and normie players enough to be in the top 5%, but your skills suck when compared to Yea Forums players and pros
>get all the hate and scorn from casuals and normies, and then the ridicule and humiliation from pros and Yea Forums
I think of it as a different canon, there is a canonical reason for Coco being playable in crash 1 and 2. She's using the Time Twister
>he can't lap the ai
No idea. Find it in one of these thread.
Who knew he'd be an Oxide main. Ya think it'd be Ripper Roo.
?? I don’t understand. Was there a firmware update recently that triggered boost mode?
Penta's not a manga character you dumb fuck, he's the penguin from Dingodile's boss fight in Warped.
You're gonna have to provide citation on that claim of American proof for Tawna leaving crash for Pinstripe. Also yes, Tawna effectively no longer existed because she didn't, she's back purely because the remakes are faithful and because people like Tawna, otherwise the remake would have been about saving Coco instead in one.
CNK was peak Crash to me. Slow, but a good sport about everything.
Was like a year ago.
Mainly used for BoTW
If youre half decent even the hard ai cannot touch you
Get good
The only canon followup they can really deliver is simple to patch up:
>CrashxTawna is still an item
>they just don't live together
Crash 2 happened because Crash was abducted and in Crash 3, AkuAku warped them to the Time Twister before anyone could even think about Tawna.
They don't have to go out of their way to say that's what happened, but the simple concept of just having another bandicoot home nearby would be a coy way to retcon her back as Crash's girlfriend. Only organic moment I could think of for this would be when they reintroduce Crunch as a mainstay character and decide to have the boys live together and the girls live together. Who the fuck knows, really?
>Crash Test N. Gin
>Crashes into nothing
pottery
I always kind of figured Coco was a Brio experiment, with his own Evolvo-Ray and Vortex-like device, along with the Komodos and Tiny, in his own bid to fuck Cortex over. Given her intelligence, I feel like he kept her around as an assistant for a while, before sending her off to keep an eye on Crash
Nigga you're a fucking retard. Penta was created for the manga, right down to the design. Way to be a fucking fraud and make shit up.
>finally unlocked N. Tropy
What do i try next lads? Gold/platinum relics or Oxide times?
The official Crash: Wrath of Cortex acknowledged Tawna leaving Crash for Pinstripe and apparently an old Crash 2 website mentioned it first before it was ever brought up in any manga.
eurogamer.net
Basically yes, developers can now enable higher clocking speeds on their games to improve loading times and performance. It's not something the player controls, developers have to make it so that games use it in specific instances. For example, Nintendo patched Breath of the Wild so that loading times are now almost instantaneous.
Now when are they going to allow us to earn coins offline? Bullshit for a single player game.
Oxide uses that shortcut, he's full of shit.
Penta got his scarf from the manga though
Do oxide times even unlock anything?
Go for the Oxide times, relics are horseshit
>earn online rewards for an online shop that you have to be online to view offline
???
I want Cruch to hug me
Never.
They're server side.
Yeah no. Even on hard mode, as long as you've mastered boosting and drifting, you can stay at least a half lap ahead of 2nd place.
yeah, but none of that happened in the remakes though
I understand now thanks. So hopefully CTR will load much faster on switch
Digital N.Tropy Skin
I'd say Oxide times are probably easier, but I'd try alternating honestly. Do an Oxide trial and then do that levels platinum relic and so on.
A skin for N. Tropy
>Nintendo Switch Specific: Improvements to loading times using Boost Mode
holy shit, they actually fucking listened
they will be using the same performance profile BOTW and SMO uses for loading times, no more 40-50 seconds loading screens
Oh I thought platinum relics unlocked that skin. Must just be the kart paint.
Ah, I thought you guys were talking about the old games too.
Personally, I just wish Tawna and Trophy Waifus were in more games period. If Tawna ends up leaving Crash for Pinstripe, at least do something with that idea instead of just mentioning it in a guide or manual.
>none of that happened in the remakes though
Tawna isn't in 2 and 3 remakes, and CTRNK has post ND shit all over the place, even in original CTR maps.
Gold relics, then Oxide ghosts, finally Platinum relics
>Putting N Trance in the lowest tier
>CTRNK
I meant CTRNF lmao
*post ND content
Have the Iridescent paints ever been sold in Pitstop?
Only one in a bundle. Otherwise you had to either have already bought all the paints, or have it gacha pull for you under the top paint.
>tfw DNFing a lobby with fake crash
Yes
I bought like 3 of them yesterday
yeahafter you buy all the electron paints
I got the purple one today.
>tfw DNF Niggertroppy
Lazy, but always up for doing the right thing.
it begins
P R O M O T I O N S
At worst I've seen the same players occasionally
The absolute madman returns
Blue was in a bundle with summer dingodile/trance
I've seen individual iridescent paints after buying up GP limited stuff, so they're definitely in rotation but the GP is giving certain items priority.
Gold relics are pretty easy. Oxide ghosts are more satisfying because you only have yourself to blame (unless you get a random bonk) and not shitty time crate hitboxes. Platinum relics are pointless imo.
At least post new shit
t. /fit/
Only autists would fall for this bait.
what the fuck happened to dingodile?
look how lazy that dingodile is
That was quick.
Gottem ;) ;) ;)
I like Tawna's promo art design from Boom Bang
H-hot
youtube.com
9:07
0.25 Speed
You're welcome
KING CRIMSON!
Is that fucking Megamix next to Tiny or just Dingodile?
>TSRfag is still at it
get fucked, fake fan
>Dingodile
>Polar
>Pura
Cursed
Tiny larping as Dingodile because Dingodile had to fight a fire.
Could someone really good at the game get away with using a b tier character or are they fucked
relices are a puzzle not a race you don't even need to boost for many of them just get all of the crates in a neat and orderly line, they're really quite easy. Oxide times I believe are the most challenging thing this game has to offer.
that is Dingodile
Btw why do people call 'that' Megamix? The subtitles say Monster
most of them dont look bad... but that fucking dingodile.lol.
That's a character taste tier list user, not viability
Son...
That's just his tastes in characters. All characters in classes play the same as the others in that class.
They look so thin.
I hate artists who try to draw buff characters like Tiny and can't do muscle worth shit.
Thoughts on a single solitory resetera thread being able to influence hard changes in the game?
there is no rubber banding in this game, you can lap AI easily and if there were rubber banding you wouldn't be able to
post character bugs you encountered
>yfw Switch ends up having the best load times after the patch next week
Could be worse.
idk I just know that's what other people call it.
Ah fuck, I'm retarded.
what the fuck is boost mode
Best slow times?
Yea thats just my personal taste user but if you can learn u-turn only use speed if not than accel, throw standard and turn characters into the trash
>all these deleted posts
>fireden is still fucked
goteem
Is it Aim-ee or Am-ee?
is the accel stat useless? i thought it made your turbo slides stonger/last longer. if its only reaching your max speed in 1 second instead of 1.5... then its useless
She's murrikan so pronounce it like Amy.
lmao that fucking difference is staggering.
there is literally no reason to ever play anything but accel or speed characters
The only useless stat is turning.
yes but it's often very hard and very close
>still can't play a private match on Switch
Goddamn it.
>if its only reaching your max speed in 1 second instead of 1.5
That's generally how acceleration works, user.
But she was named after a half-Japanese woman.
Ami Matsumura-Blair
Post em
Acceleration makes very little difference. Just look at speed and handling when you compare characters.
How is the switch version?
Does the lack of analogue triggers handicap you?
She says Amy but I'm calling her Ahmi anyway because she's spelling it wrong and I think the origin of the name was half Jap
chef ngin being criminally underrated here
Turning has its advantages, namely stages with tons of turns like Tiny Arena and sharp turns like Cortex Castle.
where do I get the transparent icons
When she spins out, one of her lines is, "Don't throw up, Ami!"
It's pronounced like "Amy Rose" and "Amy Wong"
That looked like Oxide beat you
yeah but that why i thought it affected the duration of the turbo or some shit, because then, if you dont crash, it wont matter at all, other than the start of the race.
ok then. it seems stupid to have such an useless stat... they could make acceleration do other thing. thanks
Once you master air brake turning it's pretty useless even on those tracks.
Universal mechanics like u turning and air braking completely negate turning as a stat. It gives every single character pin point turns while keeping reserves and maintaining SF/USF.
Can we get them to add breast jiggle back to Ami's bandiboobs, and give them to the other girls aswell but at different for all of them ? (Ami and Liz jiggle thr most but megumi and Isabella's are more subtle)?
Oh Christ, that's pathetic
>lefties demanded dark skinned skin to be removed
>it got removed
pottery
Name the cunts who you hate online.
For me, it's Vick the virgin.
yeah, i think its because i was going competely straight while oxide was curving into it
oxide's time is 1:28:19 lol
>Chef N. Gin that low
You can't make this shit up.
Only in real life.
It's fine, same FPS and really nice graphics. Slightly slower loading times but they're patching those.
>Does the lack of analogue triggers handicap you?
Analog triggers aren't used in this game.
So then why do people consider accel better than balanced characters? Does it have to do with their drift boosting angles?
>end of lap 3 in crash cove
>three players start reversing and going in circles before the finish line just for the challenge
>if you dont crash, it wont matter at all
That's generally the idea. Acceleration characters are generally for people who have a hard time/ get shit knocked out of them by tons of items/ hit lots of walls. But Speed is high risk high reward.
>Analog triggers aren't used in this game.
Really, even in the xbone/PS4 versions?
They're genuinely faster and their lower turning lets them snake better.
The problem with handling is that you're forced to take the turn angle when drifting which is the only way to reliably build reserves, so handling and balanced have to eat shit by taking a wild snaking route across the track which just slows them down and runs the risk of bumping obstacles and walls unless they disengage their boosts before doing a x3 combo or settling for goods instead of perfects.
It's a shit situation for them that they have to "work" harder to get perfect turbo boosts that makes them generally inferior to topspeed and accel classes because they can tackle any scenario more-or-less safely. The only advantage they carry is on crazy snaking tracks where they can both stay on course and build reserves at the same time, but topspeed/accel just take those tracks by building reserves on the straights and then u-turning through the turns so fuck...
Dingo should at least have his painter skin as S, otherwise it's an ok list
Acceleration is more important than handling. Reaching max speed faster means you go into your first power slide faster, and at a higher speed. It also means you come out of mistakes faster.
Handling as a whole is negated by u turning and air braking. Those two universal techniques are the reason Speed characters are meta.
Acceleration is also the reason why Turn characters get off the line faster than Balanced and can stay ahead of them unless they're on a long straight line.
Guide on braking without losing reserves when?
Kill yourself faggot
They have higher top speed.
hold down + direction and move your thumb from x to square
>spyro grand prix
I sleep
>spooky grand prix with nina and brio
real shit?
>Adjustment of global cooldown for power-ups on all players (prevent timeclock/warp orb spamming)
MY PENIS COULDNT BE ANY MORE ERECT
He will come...
Thots being unfaithful, opportunistic sluts as usual
I'm not aware of them mattering, you use the bumper buttons to drift and the trigger buttons to change the camera distance or use the rear-view camera. Drifting only has one setting to it, you're either drifting or you aren't.
>from the start of the race, there is a group of 5 people going the wrong way around the track since they all want to get 8th place
I'll take the easy win but that was fucking great to witness
>gangster pinstripe
>b
>robot crunch
>s
What?
Tell me user, are you willing to give up 1st place for a "better" prize?
I find it odd how they found out about the skins weeks after someone mentioned it on one of these threads. It's almost as if one of ya might not be who they seem...
It's because they're bad at games so it took them a while to unlock it.
I miss Clancy bros
What better prize is there than 1st place?
Lovable retard
5th for you crash cove challenge!
>not using the bulldog Zam skin to piss on the 2nd and 3rd placers
>I hate racism and stereotypes so much, skin colors should be erased.
Makes you think.
Maybe it depends on the region/version of the game? I seem to remember MegaMix as well.
NO
THE TROPHY'S MINE
Holy shit people have fucking nefariously shitty taste.
Sewer speedway? Polar pass? N gin labs? Objectively every single nitro cart map is better except hyper speedway
FUCK YOU, DIMPS
>The installed application is the latest version
I don't understand, 1.07 has been out for like 2 days now.
hey you dumb nigger, the poll existed before the game was out.
>tfw Mania completely BTFO'd Sonic 4
Based. I main Fake Crash too. Glad to see my fellow Fake Crash folks owning degenerates.
>hating on Polar Pass and N.Gin Labs
No user, you have the shit taste. Jungle Boogie and Android Assembly are ass and if Clockwork Wumpa didn't have USF and killer visuals people would never pick it.
Shit,all this talk of Monster/Megamix makes me kind of want him to make a return now...Why?
Its not out on switch yet.
To be fair, Mania blows out pretty much any of the past decade of sonic games.
Most of the NK maps are hot uninspired garbage. Tiny Temple is the only good Terra map. Deep Sea Driving minus the 2 blades is the only good Barin one. All the Fenomena ones are bad and the Technee ones are eyesores.
>mad about skin that they associated with blacks even though nothing about it had any overtly blackness about it
>they had to produce pictures that had the darkness turned up because the fur was a light shade
>meanwhile they're still completely okay with Papu Papu going from a proud warrior past his prime and tired of it all to a white imperalist stereotype of a retard glutton that was created in order to justify the annexation of territories to European powers and America across the Pacific
Resetera supports the erasure of Polynesians and theft of a proud peoples culture.
But I'm on PS4
I don't get why that user refuses to redo the poll. Obviously it doesn't reflect the general opinion of tracks in the remake at all.
Shit taste
I bet you like dingo canyon and dragon mines
All the nitro kart maps are low skill chinese knock offs of the original maps. Every. Single. One. They've also got far more bugs, invisible walls, hit detection problems, and frame rate issues.
No there was an error where your friends would appear offline and you nor they could join each others lobbies.
Sweet. My biggest issues were the load times and result shuffling.
>All the Fenomena ones are bad and the Technee ones are eyesores
Imagine having taste this shit
Do you guys consider Wumpa fruit to be very important when playing online?
well you'll get this.
i.imgur.com
Are you sure Cortex?
WELCOME TO THE TIME PATROL
I'm waiting for the 60fps PC version.
>get access to blue shield
Yes.
>unlock digital N.Tropy
>feel like I have to play waifus to get maximum nitro
I just want to flex on these kids man.
Literally says on the patch notes that its coming out in the next day or two.
I try to get 10 ASAP to break a path with better items then try to maintain 10 while in the lead for the speed boost and the possibility of a buffed shield.
Cnk has better maps than ctr overall. Not sure about ps4, but on switch lobbies vote for cnk much more often outside of the few good ctr tracks like cortex castle.
>Cybershell
Based
As if that was a tall hurdle to climb
Depends on the track, I usually ignore it in Roo's Tubes but always get it in Electron Avenue for example.
Just play what you want.
Only virgins play for MAX nitro.
No because you’ll just get hit with 3 consecutive rockets and lose them all anyway on the final lap.
>the people that vote for Coco Park vote for CNK maps
That doesn't help your argument at all.
Oh no, you'll miss out on that extra 3 nitro
What a tragedy
>nitro crates
>juiced orbs and clocks
>red beakers
>bigger blast radius bombs
>stronger turbo canisters
>blue meme shield that first place shouldn't get
>longer lasting invuln and speed boost from aku/uka/velo
>higher topspeed in general
no shit having wumpa is better. It's the way that first place can reliably fuck with 2nd/3rd in ways that are unrecoverable as well as deny clocks/orbs when they come to fuck it. Meanwhile it means people in the back have a better chance of coming back.
The problem right now is that people caught in item hell will never get to juiced levels and their powerups will never let them break away from the pack unless they take a really good shortcut and dart away or they clinch during a clock with a mask.
just get into the 5% with trophies
>This patch represents the following platform versions:
>PS4 – 1.07
I hope they meant 1.08, because we've bee on 1.07 for like 2 days now and none of what is being mentioned has been fixed
It increases your top speed retard, also it power-ups the items since they are fundamental to fuck everyone else around you.
>Rockets legendary decal is just an ugly sticker
Fucking beautiful. This gives me hope user.
There is no reason NOT to get Wumpa fruit.
You only need to use them to when going for actual challenges. You ain't unlocking Motorsport Tawna any quicker with 11 nitro points per racer over 7.
Explain.
>people put stickers directly on top of it anyway
No.
HE'S COMING!
I'M SO SICK OF THE COLOUR GREEN
There is if it means taking a longer racing line or missing a shortcut
>not putting a crown on a crown
Do you not know how the leaderboards work?
Who /platinumtrophy/ here
Best bandigirl for making babies .
Hewwo~
All of them except Coco.
working on it, got half and half of the CTR/NK oxide times done. hoping sewer speedway and dragon mines isn't as nearly awful as everyone says considering i managed to beat tiny temple in under 50 attempts
Coco prefers girls anyway.
What's the actual speed bust at max wumpa? Because it's never been noticable to me.
They're voting for cnk to avoid shit like coco park. Half of ctr is coco park tier.
Anthro girls are for human cook
Check your meters next time
>filename
Don't pull out
>cook
lel
I would if reserves had a meter
nah she's a weirdo who likes creepy nerds
I want to make Isabella a mommy.
Coco
2%
No achievements on Switch. And even if there were, I would never play the adventure mode through on hard mode.
Already started a new save to scum the relic races on easy. The only "hard" thing I'm going to do is beat Oxide's times, rest I won't bother with.
How the fuck is this game's roster only half the size of CTR's when there are literally hundreds of Sonic characters they could be using?