HELLO GAMER

What if it's a radioactive wasp who turns you into a human hybrid monstergirl futanari?
Would you anons let it sting you?

Imagine defending wasps.

Suffer not the wasp posters.

>t. wasp

one is just a nigger that wants to steal all your meat

I used to have a yellow jacket nest in my closet. They would fly to my screen and crawl around on my desk but never stung me one time. They're less active in a cool house/room and if you don't disturb their nest the individual ones won't fuck with you.

Wasps and bees look like that because bright and or contrasting coloring in nature like that is 90% of the time a warning to back the fuck off, either because it's dangerous and/ or poisonous, or imitating something that is one of the two.

Most animals are more likely to have darker coloring or something that lets them blend in to their environment easier, for one reason or another.

Wasps are beautiful and their behavior is interesting if you seek to understand why they do what they do instead of reacting like a hysterical woman every time you see anything that isn't a cat or a dog

fucking goddamn women always treating pests like their little babies. I kill everything remotely near my apartment. Any living being besides me can eat shit

so in other words, to scare predators away

what's your definition of respect you thorax-nigger? fucking dying?

Ants are more wingless wasps than bees, and bees more waxy wasps since the members of hymenoptera split off from wasps, well maybe not sawflies but nobody cares about them.

they should help me have sex instead

Bees are true bros.

Big bee

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I heard hornets were very important for the eco-system, and that ASIAN hornets were destroying it by killing european hornets.

Yes, but because of the whole "I can fuck you up" part, it has nothing to do with wasps outside of the similar coloring.

>Second the yellow and black coloration is common as fuck in nature to say to potential predators "don't try to eat me because I can fuck your shit up".

>TO SCARE PREDATORS AWAY

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Off yourself wasp sympathizer.

Have a nice day :)

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NOOOOO GIVE ME MY BUTT BACK

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WHAT'S WRONG HUMAN GAMER FRIEND? I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE THANKFUL TO HAVE SOMEONE PENETRATE YOU. YOU PRACTICALLY AREN'T A VIRGIN ANYMORE

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Well reminder they have to give birth to the human race.

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is there a sound version

>male wasp on male human
gay

I'll beat your fuckin ass faggot

Fuck off you dumb cuck.

youtu.be/U05VXQRFhns

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Most wasps are sterile females. Or at least the worker ones are that are likely to sting you.

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>soft fellows
This is cute. Post more cute bee stuff.

>ah what a beautiful day to be a wa....OH SHIT why are you grabbing me? Let me go you huge motherfucker. Shit why are you squeezing me let me goooooooo. Why are you staring at me with this giant eye? You're gonna eat me aren't you? Maybe if I sting you'll let me go. *sting* *gets put back into enclosure* Ah see all is well now. I didn't want to do that but you forced my hand

>meanwhile in Yea Forums
FUCKING WASPSPPSPSPSPSPS

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fuck you

are there any webms of bees fucking up inferior insects

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what was the name of those huge black motherfuckers who were thought to be extinct, they're even larger than biggest hornets and wasps

youtu.be/3vPV_WeQxV8?t=140

See

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Get stung by this, bitch.

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Post horse flies.

No, ants are.

They're Wallace bees iirc

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arent they supposed to be motherly?

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Proof Yea Forums is full of basic bitches.

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The only insect flying into my room are Bumblebees and they are very very silly beings

wallace bees, yeah. aren't they extremely hostile to everything that is moving

Saw a wasp as I was locking my door to go to work the other day, I just fucking ran out of there and left the door unlocked. If a nigger ended up breaking into my house that day, I would have had to blame a fucking wasp for it.

Why aren't they stinging him? Is he wearing a pheromone?

Back to pol with you, vermin.

*flies aggressively towards you*

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ni-

me at 8sec

*posts image this time*

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he's chinese

Based based based retard

Don't be a pussy. They don't sting you unless you fuck with them.

naw i had wasps around me alot living in the stixx fuck those things

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FUCK wasps
FUCK bees
FUCK flies
FUCK moths
FUCK butterflies
FUCK ladybugs
FUCK spiders
get the FUCK out of my FUCKING HOUSE AND MY FUCKING GARDEN YOU FUCKING MICRONIGGERS

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GAMER, THANKS FOR THE CONCERN, BUT MY POSTERIOR IS FINE. JUST FOR THAT, YOU CAN HAVE ANOTHER. CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT WILL ONLY HURT FOR JUST A BIT.

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Mother nature is one cold cunt.

It was like a foot away from the door right next to me, I didn't know if it was going to come towards me or not so I panicked and ran.

He fat

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They ganged up on him and cooked him alive with their body heat

>being scared of ladybugs

>butterflies
>ladybugs
Why you got a problem with them? Those are cute bugs.

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Never gets old
>fucking cook the nigga alive
Bees are metal as fuck

>normie bee gf
>thicc bumblebee gf
>crazy bitch /fit/ wasp gf
You can only choose one.

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Wasps rise up

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then fucking get a cat or something
Why do they have to extend their unmet mothering needs to things that bring misery and despair
>Pitbulls
>Spiders
>Mice
>Snakes
And now fucking wasps of all goddamn things, just get fucked and have a kid if you're getting that unhinged because nothing is sucking your nipples

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Lmao this nigga scared of flies

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>Why are all of these bugs coming into this place that resembles their natural habitat?!

Gee, how come your mom lets you eat two bees?

most women are scared to death of spiders, mice, snakes, etc

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>my garden
You asked for it gardenfag. That's like planting a fried chicken tree and not expecting blackies to swarm.

Yes that is true. Wasps are very friendly if you show respect. I can confirm that

None because I'm not some retarded chitinfag.

>Ants
>Entire society based around autistic communication and organisation with strict hierarchies even among works
>Niggers
Ants are full blown Asians.

I hate wasps but I love me a waspgirl.

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>/fit/ wasp
my fucking dick

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>MY FUCKING GARDEN
lol enjoy your barren wasteland when all the insects do decide to leave, retard.

:)

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>j-just mind your business bro, it's respect
wasp psychopaths BTFO

>wasps are crazy yandere amazons

Probably the whole motherly unconditional love. I dunno. Im not a mom.

Cute!

Some of them are literally out for your blood and can transmit nasty diseases.

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I choose the superior option.

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>Entire society based on autistic communication and organis-
No. They're more akin to a group of thugs or a gang. They produce nothing and steal everything they can get their hands on.

BIG bee gf

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What happen? Did the beetle sting the mantis?

based

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>muh property rights
Nature doesn't give a shit, nigger. Survive or die.

based bombardier beetles

>Snakes
Fuck you asshole

*schlop schlop schlop*

most animal don't produce anything

t. ant nigger

I dunno why you're scared user. You've already contracted the pussy willows.

I want a mantis GF to protect me from ambushes

Gentlemen

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youtube.com/watch?v=0xSSGy67nwA

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always dick the crazy

alright listen here you flying nigger

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The poster below is a wasp.
Do not trust them.
I
V

bugs dont sting other bugs like that

Regura is the second coming of Christ.

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WHOOP-WHOOP

Fuck those wasp pieces of shit they are literally cancer. I clap them out the sky like they were mosquito. They dont even deserve to be respected as a threath cause they are literally easier to kill than houseflies. Warriors? More like onions faglords lmao.

if wasps arnt evil then why do parasitic wasps exist

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>Bees whoop when they're startled
CUTE

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Reptile lovers are the biggest freaks on the planet.
The space sim players of pet owners.
If someone in my apartment block owned snakes or komodos or something i'd have serious thoughts about taking matters into my own hands somehow.

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Yeah, sure thing. I definitely believe you, wasp.

B A S E D

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option 3

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I-i said big BOOBies, not big boob bees

Pretty sure i've seen birds smaller than that guy.

Why are /an/ threads always so comfy?

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Whats the difference?

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not pibbles though, women love pits

I want to fuck a bee

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It's a bombardier beetle of some sort. Probably literally shit acid on the mantis

why are you guys so prejudiced against wasps?
they contribute to the wildlife!!

Do you have actual autism or something? Why do you get so triggered over reptiles?

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They kill pests so that humans can grow more delicious food. And non parasitoid wasps help kill the true menace of the insect kingdom - mosquitoes - to help prevent human suffering. Wasps are tireless friends to humanity.

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I HATE BEES

> cute be--
> THESE HAIRY FINGERS
get out nigger

>mantis used close combat!
>it doesn't affect foe beetle...

Reminder that wasps are nature's pest control. If you hate them so much you better start loving gnats and mosquitos.

Agreed. Fuck flies

HE HATES THEM

we are not fucking meant to live alongside those monsters

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t. Hummingbird.

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Unf

Well when you put it that way
>ziiip

moth girls are best bug girls

glue guns

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What's wrong with bubberflies?

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>hate/fear real most life bugs, especially spiders and wasps
>find anthro bugs cute/hot as fuck and regularly fap to them
I don't know how to feel about this

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>Pet snake
>giant TV that when turned on is obviously 720p and manufactured by some entirely no name chinese group
>Xbox one
>Fight Club poster in the living room, Scarface poster in the bedroom
>Shitty, falling apart black leather couch
>Window AC unit that's desperately trying to shake itself apart
>3 glass bongs
>Fridge contains precisely two hot pockets and that's it
>"Dude snakes are actually, like, super smart. One time I came home and I was sad and he just fuckin' knew I was down dude he just fuckin' knew."
>"Hey wanna watch me feed it a mouse?"

This is literally every snake owner I've ever seen.

Rock armor.

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>crazy
>bitch
>fit

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thread theme

They are asians but
Totally blew it.
>ants
>blindly obey the supreme leader
>reproduce in millions
>lots of males, very few females
>life are cheap
>workers often die in dumb accidents
>hate other type of ants eventhough they are all the same
>eat everything
Asians.

I like the vanilla one a little more.

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Why am I turned on by this

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Ah and how could I forget
>work themselves to death 24/7

> dumb retard instantly went to lick it

>Reminder if you show respect, respect is given in return
That's a load of bullshit. When I was a kid me and my brother saw a wasp nest near the outside part of the AC so we avoided playing in that general area. About a half hour later I watched a wasp fly off the nest and fly straight at me a good 30 feet away and sting me.

Ants have jobs.

continuation?

Stealing shit shouldn't be considered a job

haha imagine sticking that in your ass and giving the little guy a little anatomy show.

>AY AY AY AY AY AY AYYYY!!!!!