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honestly from the bottom of my heart I would
>no plant that ensnares and milks humans and animals for their semen
have wankes to a pic of a plant that does this haha
would suck the soul straight out of my penis
Why doesn't this exist?
I'm pissed off now.
Fuck you nature.
There really does need to be more tentacle, robot, monster, machine, plant and alien on male porn. I want my cock sucked by a relentless machine or a pulsing tentacle damn it.
THE WORLD NEEDS THESE PLANTS TO EXIST
stick your dick in one of these
LITERALLY evolved to fit human cock, so its fine
It's not fair lads
It doesn't have suction
It needs to be able to suck cock
there's something cute and sexy about piranha plant
probably my deranged brain
>female monster on male human
yikes
POSSIBILITIES
Plant Gang Bang
>ywn stick your dick in that maw
>Tfw kissing/hypnosis kink
>Tfw a sultry pirahna plant will never smooch away all your volition
Imagine if there was a plant that sucked nutrients from like vines or something, and you could take advantage of it and have it give you a sloppy blowjob.
didnt think id wake up wanting to fuck a plant but here i am
FEED ME SEYMOUR
I hate vorefags but I want to facefuck that piranha plant.
Watch that slippery slope, bro.
Wanting to put your dick in it is how it starts.
I'm not into vore, but they sometimes do make great "I want to stick my dick in that" mouth pics.
im at the point where id fuck anything non-humanoid if they were sapient
still not into v*re though
>I'm not into x, BUT
This is how it starts with everything
for how deranged and low my standards are, my tastes besides where i would stick my dick are relatively vanilla
>over 10 years of looking at pics like these
>still not a vorefag
Vore still does nothing for me. I just have a tongue/mouth fetish. The piranha plant is great because it emphasizes those features by just being a tube with big lips and tongue.
>mfw I've seen this video just a month or so ago
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It's fucking hot.
>this plant will never exist