When you have a kid are you going to make him(or her) play your favorite games when you were a child?

When you have a kid are you going to make him(or her) play your favorite games when you were a child?

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I'm not gonna have kids. Embrace anti-natalism now. Our time is over.

He's gonna play them in an orphanage home

Fuck no, I'll give that little shit some play dough and that will keep him busy for years

I'm not letting my son watch TV or movies but he will be allowed to play challenging retro video games on the weekends.

I will do everything in my power to ensure my child doesn't come into contact with video games so they can grow up into a healthy and well-adjusted individual.

Of course I'm going to play 公園いたずらシミュレータ ver. MAKO with my daughter

Based

Let them play what they want, as long as you keep an eye that they arn't looking up furry Roblox porn afterwards.

My brother bought a 3DS for my niece and everytime she comes here she forces me to do the first half of a level, just to die on the second, getting angry, and forcing me to do the first half again

Fuck little kids

Hell ya. That little fucker is gonna play dmc 3,mgs3 and RE4 and he is gonna like it.

you should work some kinda deal like making her sit on your lap while she finishes it haha lol, you now so she doesnt die

Anyone notice how all memes seem to overstay their welcome these days? Doge is from, what, 2013 or something?

>Fuck little kids
user no

>Fuck little kids
Indeed

Hell no, i will make him play football/soccer and scream at him "score some fucking goals you little useless shit" whenever he plays.

t.resetera

As a parent i can give some advice i wish someone had given me.

Dont let them watch youtube. Those baby lullabies and learning songs are gateway drugs. Dont use em.

Dont let them watch any streaming services either. Kids shows are shit and binge watching that is like drowning your brain.

Games/movies/shows/watever need to be regulated. Like a few hours on the weekend.
I wish i did this earlier

Broke: anti-natalism
Woke: racial eugenics

Why would you put "or her" in parentheses?

They're doge memes with an edgy twist, no "wow, such" and all that.

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godspeed user

>actually being a pedophile
Kill yourself.

Gonna let him play with his mom's dick!

They're shit. Stop posting them.
This is common sense. Amy parent that would give their kid free access to the internet and consume any amount of media they wanted is a fool and deserves to have their kid grow up to be a shithead.

>when you have a kid

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My oldest just ran through Odyssey, but still wants Banjo or some Road Rash 64 when he sees me playing them. There are a lot of older games he isn't old enough/patient enough foryet.

dilate

I'll disown them if I catch them playing movie games like God of War, Last of Us, Yakuza or Persona.
Lmao what a cuck

No.

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Doge was cringe when it was unironic and it's still cringe after this layer of twitter "irony"

wrong

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Fuck off, newfag. If you're not at least ironically attracted to kids or an ironic gay then you dont belong here.

>ironic
Get fucked, nigger.

None of those are movie games, you brainwashed fag.

you can't be either of these ironically, you either want to pound cunny or you don't

I'm going to fart in his/her face and force him to smell it. That oughta teach the little fuck.

>ironically being attracted to 3d kids
Have sex.

What if you want to pound young ass instead of the cunny?

>calling someone else a newfag when blatantly ousting yourself as a newfag
Retard.

That's nice. Do you think he would get bored of Banjo because of the collecting?

if young girl ass go ahead, if not off yourself gay

I won't let him play games at all. Only when he's 14 years old, before that kids are retarded and can't play anyway so it's a waste of time

>twitter
Obsessed. Since when has twitter had /pol/ tier humor

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With kids?
I would if I could.

Yes they are snoygoy

>implying I'll have kids even if I have sex and drink some water

What shows do you let them watch since modern children shows are schizophrenic toy commericals?

All degenerates should off themselves. If you aren't have purely consensual, missionary sex for the purposes of procreation with a WOMAN at the ripe age of 25 you're getting the rope.

not gonna make my kids do anything. I will offer them all the different consoles I have in the time being. Mario 1-1 does allow for learning basic gaming though.

>have a kid
>raise them in trap mode
based

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>make them
No. That would be fucking autistic. That would be like forcing your kid to play football because you like them

If I have kids I will show them my favourite games and if they are interested they can play them. If not, who gives a shit? They’re just video games.

Kill yourself you fucking freak.

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t. jealous Nintendo fag. Breath of the wild has a longer amount of cutscenes than both God of war and the last of us. PerYakuza is story and variety based, but the combat is fun as fuck too. Persona 5 is the nest jrpg in years, but I can see how you'd be upset that it's not on your little console.

What about purely consensual, missionary sex for the purposes of procreation with a WOMAN at the ripe age of 12?

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lol u mad as i'll have boipussy on demand

Yeah, he's going to have to beat Sekiro before he plays any other game.

Shut up NIGGER

I have custody of my little brothers because their mom is a crazy unpredictable cunt (so is mine to be fair) and our dad is dead. Basically the deal I gave them is they always have to be involved in a structured extra curricular activity. I'll hire a music tutor to come to the house, I'll drive them to karate class, they can join a club through school, I really don't give a shit. Some kinda structured something to keep them above the minimum. They have to show me completed homework by five or I sit there at the table with them until it's done. Other than that they can basically do whatever the fuck they want. I got them each a switch and they like them, but I'd say mostly they're on their skateboards.

My school required every student to play at least one sport. Is that not the norm?

Sure but only in 2d, 3d is pretty gross in general

Great taste, user.

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Retard: epin memes
Human: morality

Leftarded atheist

Man of God

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Atheist here, lolis are love.

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I'm in Midwest burgerland and no, the minimum is that they're at the school until 2:50 and generally seem like they aren't developmentally disabled.

If you want them to play video games, they'll hate it.
You know what they say, if you don't want your kids doing drugs, take drugs ahaha

>2:50
Holy shit? When does school start?

My korean friend said his school used to go from 9 AM until 9 PM, and afterwards he would go to cram school until midnight.

Die in a fire.

in the fires of love maybe

proof that you can have morality without God, right here

*daughterfu

My wife Arisu is the cutest!

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Koreans also have insane teen suicide rates and shit because of the hyper competitive academic atmosphere. It's such a known issue that even big K pop bands like BTS bands sing about it. Also, if you think US boomers talk a lot of shit about younger generations, wait until you hear the shit that Korean boomers talk. Millennials were the something like the generation that gave up on three things (shit like owning a home being one of them) then it was revised to be the generation that gave up on five things and then apparently the generation that gave up on everything. I dunno, I'm far from an expert on the terming and history, but the bottom line is that Koreans treat the young generation super shitty and raise them to treat each other super shitty. As for when school starts here it's at like 7AM, but also bear in mind that my brothers are still in elementary school.

>everyone who doesn't like movie games is Nintendo
Lmao go back to Yea Forums faggot.

There's nothing worse than a gay peadophole sneaking under the radar with liberal bullshit. Absolute scum.

he can play whatever he wants but if i raise him properly he won't want to play video games in the first place

Asians are very inefficient at time management.
They learn and work insane hours, but achieve less than Euros and burgers per day of work, except for physical work.

They still haven't learned that knowledge workers tire far faster than physical ones and are affected by fatigue much more too.