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this comic isn't even wrong but holy seething femcel batman

Reminder, Yea Forums would have found this funny in 2011 and would have been mad it wasn’t a Redguard.

>Those tattoos
>Welcome to gaming

Lol sure

does ARG even still make comics? what is that canuck up to

Bro, my friend had two wow parents who recently did just that.

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>those fucking tattoos

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oof... nevermind

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Why would she randomly say "For the Hoard" if she was just walking somebody out to the wilderness?

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normies love tattoos what are you talking about? people get tatts now to substitute their lack of personality

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>>Those tattoos
>not ">tattoos at all"
get the fuck out

in reality she wouldnt sit next to either, she would sit next to a woman. cope harder faggot.

I literally clapped.

If I stop fapping, I have sex dreams and cum in my sleep.
The dream is nice, but I don't like the mess.

Because the cake is a lie bro, lol

Just because you were 12 years old in 2011 doesn't mean the rest of us were.

cant tell if zoomer or boomer

His art hasn't improved for decades but he makes funny shit

I see shadman does rent free advertising too, ayup, baste my fellow monster memers!

wear a condom before bed, problem solved. save money by reusing condoms from cumless nights

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at least make a comment, you degenerate fuck. Your asshole is so stretched out it's got a gravitational pull so strong that it can swallow light. It is, in effect, a black hole. It has the force of a dying star!

Lol

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Poignant

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memes aside, do americans really doubt that their government would kill anyone who got in?

Not him but I was 14 in 2011. Fun times.

>shadman
>funny

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his art is pretty much perfect at this point desu
no need to improve

I don't get this A51 meme

Banging your mom was the only thing I was doing in 2011

dude aliens lmao

yeah explain me this one

based

fake news story about a bunch of normies going to storm area 51

One of my favorites, along with "overthinking."

I do wonder what would happen if even a few thousand people showed up and actually tried to get in.
Yes, if it was just some single random dude, he would be instantly arrested/shot, but I doubt that they'd start mowing down hundreds of people, since that would cause a huge fucking shitstorm.

400 thousand people on FB want to storm Area 51 at the same time, thinking the military can't kill them all fast enough.

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This is so stupid. There is nothing special in girl sitting next to you in public transport.

I dont know whether to criticize this because its shadman, or praise it because its legitimately more humorous than any joke modern Simpsons has attempted to do.

Anyone who actually attempts it will most likely just be arrested, but there is a possibility of people being shot.

Isn't there a sign saying they can shoot you past a certain point?

No one would die they would just spray them with a hose (not even riot pressure gun, just a regular hose) and all the fat weebs will run in fear and stumble on each other. I hope someone films it.

I can't remember the last time I didn't have a nightmare, and slept through an entire night uninterrupted.

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yeah, but the culture of indifference is so strong that it might mean nothing. niggers already seem to riot in the streets over nothing, so what's the big deal if a few thousand people die? there's a very low chance of anyone important getting caught in the crossfire, and currency is king over there.

Imagine being so cucked by your own psyche. Just deal with your problems nigga. You know what they are, you're just avoiding them.

Will we ever see Geoff’s new gf

>lmao just man up

The key to dream is wake up early, then go to sleep again.
I stopped getting dreams the first time I sleep. but I have developed a habit of waking up after ~4 hours so I can sleep again. and that time I will have good dreams.

or it fails and I don't fall asleep.
but then I just lie there and create my own dreams.

Yes

Exactly. It means absolutely nothing, and they still decide to sit next to anyone but you if it's up to them.

Meh army got tear gas into rocket grenades, that shit can take 200m2 and nobody is moving from there. Also i think there are mines around military installations.
But i sincerely hope they try it, cant wait to see the zoomers face when one of them jump on a mine.

>just have good dreams hahaha like nigga stay awake hahaha

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hahahaha

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Do you blindly obey every sign you come across?

This is an offical statement from the Air Force regarding the "raid"
>[Area 51] is an open training range for the U.S. Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces,” she said. “The U.S. Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.”

nigger

how could these people go on living when their legacy is this cringe shit?

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I noticed that too, it's just that I usually don't resleep immediately after waking up

>Also i think there are mines around military installations.
I've been in many bases and non of them had mines around them. Not American bases though. If there are bases with mines it's maybe just onboard bases, like posts in Iraq and other shithole, probably none in domestic areas.

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