Wanting to fuck a fleshlight with VR goggles on

This, why rely on women when your best bro does it better?

My cock would shrivel up in the presence of a g*rman """woman""" no matter how good a sex therapist she may be

99% of them probably aren't young and attractive like her, they're ugly middle-aged women.

and you are a plant that cant tell her to lube that shit up? beta

kek

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But they are all white according to American standards.

then what's the problem

I'm half retarded 26 khhv, can I get a free handjob?

Yeah actually I am.
I finished reading flowers for algernon last night and it made me realize that I'm an emotionally stunted misanthrope and that I genuinely hate and fear interpersonal relationships.

I have a really great sense of humor though so it's not a big deal to me.
Videogames.

I wonder, gilt das Angebot auch für psychisch behinderte? Beispielsweise jemand, der durch schwere Depressionen im Alltag eingeschränkt ist?

guy in the middle looks like that dude from the Wire

Would do fine, i'm not picky.

And a sieg heil to you, young lady.

ne bekannte hat vom Krankengeld gelebt, kostenlos öffentliche Verkehrsmittel in ganz Deutschland benutzen dürfen (plus begleitung) , 2 Pflegefachkräfte bekommen die, die Bude putzen und jede menge Zuschüsse bekommen. Alles wegen Depressionen. Deutschland ist ein Paradies, user. Wenn du nur weißt wie.

Weil es dort hingehört, Achmed.

German is such a disgusting language.

Thats even hotter user

Das ist tatsächlich eine Profession. In meiner alten Arbeitsstelle hatten wir auch immer Flyer rumliegen, in denen ausgebildete/studentische Sexarbeiterinnen sich selbst für junge Herren zur Aufklärung und dem Sammeln von Erfahrungen bereitgestellt haben.
Die landeten aber immer im Müll kek.

I can't read nazi speak, please translate.

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Kvar kan eg melda meg for å sysla med dette om sumaren? Hadde ikkje hatt noko imot å pula ei rullestoljente haha

this women fucks retards for free, and basically you're fuckin stupid

retards can bang hookes for free over here, paid by the government.

Ja ja, das gut, aber was mit dem autobahn?

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This.
Girls don't give good handjobs, how tf would they know how to give one, they never had a penis.
If a girl gave a good handjob or blowjob it's either they've done it before (had sex) or is a 'girl' (man).

>pretend to be retarded
>get wellfare sex
German is not so bad after all.

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>state sponsored handjob
White people deserve every last thing that's happening to them. The merchant might sell, but the white goyim sure as fuck buys

I'd give you a handjob, holding someone elses penis is a weird but pleasant feeling

That's not Polish, retard.

>ausgebildete Sexarbeiterinnen
Wo lernt man Nutte?

I find it very aggravating that I make my GF cum all the time but she doesn't seem to be able to work out how to jack me off or go on top.

ITT: Faggots.

MUTTERMILCH MUTTERMILCH WARM UND KÖSTLICH!
MAMA! MILCH! BITTE BEEIL DICH!

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Didn't you hear? We all need help according to the WHO.

I can just jack myself off...?

Anything "State Sponsored" usually sucks
State Sponsored Prostitution isn't an exception

Eine bekannte meinerseits meinte, sie hätte nicht viel bekommen und es war zeitlich auf ein Jahr begrenzt. Ich zweifel mal stark, dass es unverbindlich und dauerhaft funktioniert.
Man sollte es aus aber eh aus reiner selbstachtung nicht machen. Ist auf dauer keine Lösung und schließt einem mehr Möglichkeiten (vor allem beruflich) als dass es welche bereitet. Ich hab selbst mit dem gedanken gespielt es vor ein paar Jahren zu benatragen, bin froh dass ichs nicht gemacht hab.

youtu.be/rwAdUC-QFaw

Then why the fuck do some incels want state sponsored girlfriends?

El pan de centeno del Lidl está más duro que los que tenían hace años. Eso si merece un hilo y no la mierda esta.

Weebs don't need to pretend though, they are already retarded and eligible for euthanasia.

are you sure? The ones who do it with cripples are probably the most kinky ones.

Grocery store bread generally sucks absolute dick compared to the stuff you can get from the nearest bakery.

I don't know, can you?

lmao

Because the large majority of a large enough population doesn't know shit
kinkiness is not really a meter by which you should meter it
I mean, unless you want to end up with literal hole-wrecked horsefuckers and scat fetishists

Because they are one cultural boundary away from fucking livestock.

>not receiving training as a male sex therapeut to please retarded women
What's stopping you?

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No u
EPIK TROLLED VICTORY ROYALE XDDD!!1

>he hates brojobs
Sounds like you're the faggot here, user.

I'm the only person in here who has actually read the article and not spouting some /pol/ memes.
She doesn't give you handjobs, you retarded faggots.

It's not like those chinese cartoons user. It's going to feel cold, pity and, maybe, disgusting.

I am a captain now

thanks for your input r/mgtow

El de Mercadona es bastante mejor, desde luego

Basiert

PROST

>Bring a girlfriend!
>That's against government regulations, Mr. user
>Dress up as my waifu!
>That's against government regulations, Mr. user
>Sit on my face!
>That's against government regulations, Mr. user
>Pee on my dick!
>That's against government regulations, Mr. user
>I'm gong to cum on your face!
>That's against government regulations, Mr. user

LET ME DREAM

this

Frag deine Mutter

kek I think it's bubbles every time too

Tut es nicht.

Coś powiedział synek?
Chcesz gonga w łeb śmieszku?

That has been a thing in based japanistan for a while ihr Schwuchteln

youtube.com/watch?v=HErf4OELzYk

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