Why haven't you 1cc'd EoSD?

Okay, so why havent you 1cc'd EoSD yet?

I'm too bad to even finish the game on normal.

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I did, and I loved it. It's PCB that I've yet to 1cc, but I haven't given it an honest try in about half a decade.

I did manage to 1CC it on normal, along with a few of the other easier entries. I started the series with SA, and decided to switch to EoSD after getting slaughtered by Orin one too many times. EoSD ended up feeling like a total cakewalk in comparison, and I got the 1CC a couple hours later.

because i dont want to hurt remi

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what does 1cc mean ? does it mean clearing the game ?

You're not really hurting her
Plus, you know she'd like the entertainment
1 credit clear, clearing the game with no continues used

1 credit clear, aka not using continue

I want to kiss her

But I already did it on Lunatic

Also Remi a shit.

One coin clear

Started playing Touhou just a couple of months ago, and have 1CC'ed 6,8,10,13, and 14 so far. This shit is addicting and feels good to improve.

Nice
but also unbelievably rude

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I did, only once though. Fuck Sakuya.

I did! It was the game that showed me that bullet hells were, unexpectedly, super fun. I've been playing through the rest of the series slowly for close to a decade now. I think I last played 13, don't really remember.
Looking back on it, it's interesting how most of the EoSD patterns are more random and chaotic, whereas the later games seemed to have more structure in the spell cards. It's kinda refreshing to go back to it, since there's more of a heavier focus on pure dodging.
Now I bail on this thread before it turns to nonvidya waifu garbage.

alright anons, how many times did sakuya smooch remi using her time to stop time ?

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Mainly because EoSD is essentially PC-98 games with better grafix and the spell cards system.
Also why it's the last game with rank mechanic

Stage 4 on eosd filters me so fucking hard I’m terrible at this game

Its okay user, everyone goes through that library and Patchouli once

>that one spellcard that walls eats bombs/lives without fail
>turns out there is an absurdly easy safespot
fuck Royal Flare and Eternal Meek I suffered so much before looking it up and seeing that shit and feeling stupid

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Isnt the safespot for eternal meek super precise? I like eternal meek anyway, I like fast bullets

Stop posting my wife.

Indeed

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I did, on Lunatic. Game was okay

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stages 1-3 are piss easy, then I get bodied by patchouli and the rest of the game. Also I'm shit. When I finally 1cc'd easy (yes easy I told you I'm shit) the game gave me the bad ending and told me to "git gud" and play on normal or higher to get the good ending.

it's too difficult

Couldn't get it to work on my pc.
The DX8 to DX9 patch did jack shit for me.

But I 1cc'd on Normal EoSD, PCB, IN and MoF. I also managed to 1cc PCB on Hard. Currently trying to clear EoSD on Hard, but fuck Patchy. Let me get to my wife Sakuya already.

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>winter sakuya
A man of taste I see

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her sister is better

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what error message are you getting and what OS?

Windows 10.
No error message, just stuck on the splash screen with the menu music playing.

Dont be like that, theyre both great

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vpatch

flan seems more fun and willing to fuck on the first date.

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If that was the problem you already started out with, try reinstalling the game. You got the english patched version from Moriya Shrine I assume?

Because RNG lazor patterns.
But seriously though I did it eventually, I have no idea if it was cause I got gud, or cause RNG decided to give me a break.

>uses Non-directional Laser
Nothing personell, kid

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This worked.

Thanks.

OC pattern do not steal please

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I can't even 10cc it

What random lasers are there
As far as I know the only random things in this game is bullets

Tewi

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Too busy playing 2hu songs in SDVX

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Would Youmu's blade potentially kill Youmu?

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I still don't understand why people get killed by that. It's one of the easiest non-spells.

i want remi to be my ojou who thinks i'm adorable and plays games with me in the evenings at the terrace overlooking the lake

I kinda did
had 5 starting lives and got a clear with 2 lives left
d-does it counts, r-right?

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i want to pick tewi up and hug her tiny body really right to hear the squeak she makes, then drop her to the ground and watch as she struggles to regain her balance and gets angry at me

user...

I used to panic when the lasers were approaching and ram myself into her bullets. It's easy now though. Fuck Sakuya and her bullshit knives however.

i want to secretly write down which books patche reads so i can read one of them after she's done and try to awkwardly start up a conversation about some topic from it that i don't understand at all, just to hear her sigh at how inexperienced with magic i am
hopefully she will then explain it to me

Remilia's hat is stupid

Her maid is better

No.

i want to see youmu do some gardening around the human village's school once a week and wonder who that cute girl is, but never manage to muster up the courage to walk up to her and try to strike up a conversation

Does Zun have to place each bullet on the screen manually for all the spell cards? Designing 2hu games sounds really tedious.

I dont like memorizing minute adjustments in position that are learned painstakingly through trial and error

i want to witness one of marisa's spellcards going off in the sky and cheer for her

See Danmakufu

How is stopping time not the strongest ability?

i want to make the trek to hakurei shrine to make a donation, only for reimu to not even come out of the shrine because she's annoyed and wants to stay inside that day for some reason

Probably because she can't do it indefinitely. Even with it she gets her ass kicked by Yorihime.

i want to praise sakuya for her very professional work skills for months without her acknowledging it openly, but bringing an extra cup of tea for me with her sometimes when i'm around remi

An I retard for playing this with a gamepad?

timestopping is pointless when your opponents are fucking invincible

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Is it true that for every day that outsiders perceive, Sakuya spends two while in stopped time which is how she keeps the mansion in order? I remember hearing that once.

You are a drunk retard

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>not using an xbox360 controller
Not optimal

>a fucking Dualshock

I don't remember that being said anywhere, though I think it's suggested she's rather old but manages to look young due to her powers.

Sakuya says a lot of bullshit, but that's probably true considering that she takes her job very seriously

I did. Then I played PCB and that was too hard. Aw.

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>can't do it indefinitely
She can stop time for 60 years in Marisa A's ending

How it is even possible to keep a straight face and take work seriously when your boss is Remilia and every day she keeps making new requests that are just silly bullshit because she's bored?

Marisa was a cunt in that ending.

360 pad is literal dogshit.

>How it is even possible to keep a straight face
What straight face? She's pretty wacky all things considered.

But PCB is easier

I don't have a peecee
I only have a phone and a switch

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Does she not age in stopped time?

This is only true with Sakuya, otherwise EoSD is really basic on normal.

No he's right. It's easier.

invisible hitbox
1ccd every windows touhou up to td except eosd and stopped caring about the series then

You 1cc'd SA and UFO but not EoSD where the hitbox isn't even necessary?

>professional
Does Sakuya even get paid?

I want to witness Marisa going to jail for theft

I don't study safe zones I just winged the games. and the lack of percision doesnt fit this playstyle.

Sakuya too hard

That's completely fine for any of the games on normal, including 6. If you could 1cc any game after 10 then 6 will be a joke if you ever try it again.

6 is a weak touhou.
8 and 11 are the best.

>is like 1000 years old
>still flat as a board
Wouldn't all those centuries allow time for growth?

does it matter? she's the best maid in gensokyo!

If they did she would have died dozens of times already.

She does it for free

I would too

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That's not an accomplishment when your only competition comes from fairy maids.

How is Cirno supposed to feel, knowing that Clownpiece exists and has completely usurped her title as the strongest of all fairies?

Hopefully we'll see it in GFW2

I did it on lunatic. I miss EoSD's and PCB's Marisa A so god damn much, bros...

Hardest encounter in the series?

Shou

Hecatia

Clownpiece on Normal

Buzz Aldrin

DELETE THIS

Normal humans can't danmaku

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He doesn't need to

the one who Buzzes is no mere "normal human" legends say he's the one who taught Clownpiece Stars and Stripes

National Aeronautics and Space Administration 航空宇宙局 John F. Kennedy the Space Race 宇宙開発競争 the Apollo Space Program Nikita Khrushchev Lyndon B. Johnson Apollo 11 アポロ宇宙計画 アポロ11号 Michael Collins Cape Canaveral the Eagle Lunar Module 鷲 Buzz Aldrin the Eagle has landed 人への小さな一歩 Neil Armstrong the United States of America アメリカ合衆国 Death Impurity Life 死 不純

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Buzz Sign 「Eagle has landed] is some absolute bullshit don't even get me started on Apollo 「Major Tom」

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Fuck hell and fuck hell fairies and fuck the USA and fuck Gensokyo and fuck earthlings and fuck Junko

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You know that you won't get an American's internet shut off by posting this, right?

t. Hagume

I heard it does in Texas

3 moons

Kaguya did literally nothing wrong and Mokou is a bitch.

Sakuya is so edgy, she's like a Sonic character in a Mario cartoon

do things like stakes and holy water work on 2hu vampires?

t. Eirin

She is amazing, I'm surprised she doesn't get posted much!

If you throw them out a window and into the rain it will hurt them.

I play shmups instead.

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What you been playing recently.

beans work better

Touhou

eschatos

I did and (i love it even bought a physical version of it) now i'm on UFO and i love it as well

Ive been playing shikhondo. Im under 50th on the hardcore leaderboard.

If she's so amazing then why does she submit to being Remilia's bitch?

She’s born on the m**n, that’s enough

She's noone's bitch!

I still have to finish MS as Reimu and Marisa
It's amazing how Marisa is like worse version of Yuuka and Mima while Reimu's homing is worse than LLS one
Also Yuki and Mai are the real final boss of that game

Shes literally an indentured servant

Being a high-class maid is very different to being a servant.

And an escort is just a prostitute with marketing skills

Who can also choose who they do work for.

Everyone in MS is a worse version of Mima imo, she's way too good.
What's giving you trouble on Yuki & Mai? I didn't them too bad, especially with Mai last. Yuki is super fun but the input lag makes her second to last pattern pretty risky.

Yuuka can barely keep up with the point items

Meant to say "I didn't find them too bad".

No hitbox shown when you enter focus mode and I got bored.
I 1cc'd 7, 8 and 10 though

Mostly he part where I don't bomb on time and lose three lives on them
Usually at least one or two from Mai's lasers when they are both alive

How are PC-98's difficulty compare to Windows?
Probably give those games a try

Is Flandre still the most dangerous individual in Gensokyo?

LLS is fairly easy.

No.

HrtP is a different genre
SoEW is jank
PoDD is harder than PoFV
LLS is the easier than most
MS is a bit harder than average

input delay shouldn't be an issue... have you tried a different emulator or going fullscreen?
i think i get at most 2-3 frames with np2.

I did long ago. I probably wouldn't be able to do it again though.

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Why is it that the girls of this series are so cute but the hentai is so fucking awful? I don't get it, I really don't.

I'd say Flandre would be the one doing things to you while Remilia would order your around and make you do things to her.
So while their endurance is most likely similar, Flandre would be easier to satisfy as she would be the one doing everything, so you wouldn't tire as quickly as you would with Remilia.

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Some of it is good, you just have to find it

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I want to play Touhou but I cant bring myself to, instead I start my 1058th hour in CS GO

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Because it's limited by the spell card rules, but Remilia's fate manipulation would be even stronger anyway

the only danger to 2hu vamps is boredom

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she's only dangerous if you're a lolicon and even then she's not the most dangerous

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Moving water and sunlight do, but aren't lethal. It's gonna hurt them and piss them off, but not kill them.

Anons, we have a problem: the sun is out high in the sky for approximately 12 hours of the day. These are 12 hours, every day, in which Remilia's movements are severely curtailed. As a consequence, Remilia spends these 12 hours being bored. Every single day. This cannot be allowed continue. We need ideas for how to fix the sun.

You literally can't run into her unless you actively go meet her, I fail to see how she's dangerous.

That might make Reimu mad. Easier to keep Remi occupied for those 12 hours.

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she sleep

She can always escape or be set loose accidentally

LLS and MS are better than EoSD
PoDD is better than PoFV in my opinion but Yumemi is bit of bullshit
SoEW is really barebones and it shows but still pretty fun
HRtP is another genre but physics are actually consistent despite of how it looks and once you realize how to score it's way easier and more fun

>implying remi isn't femdom bait

She won't though
Remilia's most likely using her ability to prevent that from happening

3 more weeks till 17 bros i can't wait

Approximately none
No one in Touhou is gay

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The one time she got out she went back in immediately after

Maybe I can offer my services and cock for her for that 12 hours.

so which 2hu game then?

Nah, that's her sister. Remi is for raping.

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What would drinking with Suika be like?

See You can't rape her if she's the one deciding what happens

Like foing out drinking with that one friend who knows they’re up to know good and wants to get you in trouble too for the fun of it, and for company on the ride to jail

Is this the Remi thread?

Yes

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>This is a 500 year old vampire

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Impossible, 2hu is like Love Live, there are only girls

fuck diurnals nocturnal war now

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God my wife is so sexy.

Fun until she drunkenly decides that your semen must have alcohol in it because you're drunk so she sucks your dick. Makes things kinda awkward the morning after.

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>there are only girls

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>tfw anyone can work at the SDM
>tfw you can spend all day doing nothing and they won't give a shit
>tfw you can eat and sleep there for free
feels good knowing i'll have a place to go if i somehow manage to go to Gensokyo

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But would Yuugi be joining in?

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>there are only girls

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Play Sakuya's game

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>only physical man in gensokyo
>is gay
What did ZUN mean by this

Is it good?

>be human outsider with no protection from the Shrine Maiden
>walk into the vampire lair
>admit to them that you have nowhere to go and that nobody would miss you
>then tell them that you'd like to stay forever
Damn user, you are one dumb motherfucker

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It's great but short as fuck and has no replay value

Can either of them match Kasen in pure cocklust?

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>(((Unzan)))

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Wrong one.

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Based secondary faggots: the Thread

EoSD was my first bullethell and the first Touhou game I perfected on Lunatic nearly 10 years ago, user.

>there are only girls

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>zun's art is goo-
>notice the eyes

>Implying liking the games will prevent me from also liking fanarts

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Yeah, that's a cute one.

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>kourin
>gay

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The right foot is a bigger offender

You're goo

>Reimu
>having money

>dude who has a choker
>not a raging homosexual
pick one

>Hasn't dicked Marisa yet
>Straight

This is the perfect 2hu.

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I have

On normal

>putting your dick in crazy

I said Marisa not Reimu

Well, Yea Forums?

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he's only into Marisa's dad.

What is it?

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why is she an armlet

I want to fluff her hair

11/10

Both are made to be dominated and bred while Sakuya is the omega that gets an occasional lead role and Patchouli is kept pure for reading together, hot cocoa and conversation-making. Anything else is inferior.

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*blocks your path*

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Why is Youmu such a massive bully?

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>no cape
Nah

you know everyone brings up Reimu's gohei all the tile but Youmu's sword is WBaWC is literally longer than she is now compared to what it was in PCB

It was longer in IaMP-Soku

forced meme

Autism

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Youmu is Sephiroth

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Like literally every Touhou meme that originates from porn

>womanlets

>bit of

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Just like don't lose a single life before her fight m8
Shit's simple

Just wait half an hour until she got hit bro

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>Not wanting an imagine size gf

I really wish that he'd make another TSS-style game, tho I guess most people would want multiplayer lobbies and shit that would eat up too much time and effort for a solo developer.

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>a whiny, niggress at heart imagine sized gf with speech disabilities

>speech disabilities
what?

What about the dabbing sailor?

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>rumia with blue eyes
Excuse me?

Marisa can

Never mind that small fry. Have more Remi.

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What would it take for Marisa to reconcile with her family?

very thorough spanking to get all the stupid out of her head

no u

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Why doesn't Sakuya use more lethal weapons with her ability? Imagine time being unstopped only to find yourself surrounded by active grenades or landmines.

Yes

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Because she’s a maid and doesn’t need anything more

She's just tilted Marisa with arguably worse charge attack
She's a joke for most characters

Because it does not look as cool.

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?

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>Tomato juice sucks, get that garbage out of my face

Because she's playing by the rules
Otherwise she'd be straight up erasing her opponents from time and space

>Because she’s a maid and doesn’t need anything more
She keeps losing to Reimu so obviously she does

Her mom probably tried that already but by then the dumb girl was too far gone into absolute degeneracy.

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>rhino noses
delet

no

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I refuse

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what if you lured the fairies of light into Flan's lair, as a prank

How would a bullet hell multiplayer game even work? That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Eh, 9 is already multiplayer know.

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They'd have fun together

Like both of phantasmagoria games?
It works pretty well
There are also other games that do bullet hell fights in different ways

thoughts on this?
youtube.com/watch?v=epg_uZDHuAY

She would never do that.

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER and it'd better not be otter

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You can do it bro, I finally managed it after a few years of playing off and on. The key is to make it through stage 3 with all of your lives and bombs, and then your main goal should be not to die with any bombs left. Basically, bomb your way through the 4 and 5 bosses and you should have enough lives left to survive 6

Reimu Wolf
Marisa Wolf
Youmu Wolf

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>click on video
>scroll down
man what happened to youtube, this sucks

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Very good

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what is the appeal of kotatsus anyway, isn't it just a space heater under a blanket?

Does a MoF 1cc count if I use Marisa B

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hardest boss in the game

Reimu wolf
Marisa eagle
Youmu otter

Sakuya actually has ZA WARDUO as a spellcard
last spell if you play as Marisa
and in Soku

Why do they even bother keeping Meiling around, she's terrible at her job.

Meling is there to keep out the unwashed masses, not Gensokyo’s elites.

>Meling is there to keep out the unwashed masses
then how does Marisa keep sneaking in?

Yes please.

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stop reading fanon shit

this

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everybody at the mansion gets a great view of her ass as she stands at the gate

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Marisa takes baths regularly!

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Does Meiling have the best ass in Gensokyo?

I wish this was animated.

mokou and kaguya are best friends

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don't they attempt to savagely murder each other on a semi-weekly basis

just bantz

no

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People live with each other for 10 years and try to kill each other, they live forever and can't die anyway. Gotta spice things up, you know?
I'm sure they'll have flesh tearing hot lesbian sex at some point in the future, or maybe they already had it. No matter. They'll still be here even after the heat death of the universe.

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Can't Eirin make up an antiserum to the elixer? She's the one who made the elixer in the first place.

>the best 2hu fangame will never get remade for consoles
It even came with a decent English translation right out of the box.

t. reimu
Keep it up and in a few years she'll be outclassed by Marisa.

Why is Alice sad? Why is Marisa crying?

sakuya is pretty horny for that vampire pussy

Developing feelings for your employer is not professionalism, and Sakuya is a consummate professional

The hourai elixir effects are pretty much meta, and she doesnt have access to either moonite tech or the hourai tree to produce a counter for it

i guess she will have to satisfy herself with flandre then

so just invade the moon again, jeez

Diversity hire

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But I did, was not worth it but I did it!

post your favorite touhou related video
youtube.com/watch?v=_VH91mivTUw

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youtube.com/watch?v=LxHX021vqyM

Good, Touhou needs time to relax

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Why do the fans keep making the 2hus talk profanely?

Probably because most of the characters actually have zero personality outside of the 5 lines of dialogue they get in game, so fans just make it up as they go along.

Imagine unironically thinking this

meant for

the only 2hu that swears is reimu and flandre

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The Touhou fanbase have always been very meme-oriented

you may not like it, but it's true. 95% of all their personalities come from manga and shit which are semi-canon at best

>which are semi-canon at best

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>which are semi-canon at best
ah, i get it now, you're just retarded, moving on

>that ehehehe

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The only semi-canon manga is the inaba manga, you filthy fucking secondary.

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I don't get who subject themselves to the nightmare that is Touhou, it's literally filled with cheap deaths left and right

Just want to state that this guy is not me . I also think this is dumb, if it's written by ZUN it is 100% canon unless he says otherwise.

Marisa keeps getting lured in by weird old lesbians by the promise of being shown "special magic." First it was Mima, and then Alice. Not only was Marisa convinced to break ties with her family , she's also started the same type of abuse with Flandre as her victim. Magicians are real sickos!

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>implying that's not part of the job description

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I bet Byakuren wants to do the same thing with her. That monk is a devilish fiend. She needs to be stopped!
We should burn down the temple!

fuck I keep responding to the wrong posts goddammit.

This guy is not Manga is 100% canon unless ZUN says otherwise. Any other argument is retarded.

which touhou manga should i read ? i already "finished" the 3 fairies one

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All of them

Sex is not a part of a maid's job description. You hire different people for that. Maids keep the house in order.

that wild and horny girl

Suzunaan. It's about the very best girl and for once shows the more brutal side of Reimu's job. It shouldn't have ended as soon as it did.

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>maids aren't for sex

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>there is no tsukihime anime
then what's this?
animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=2938

why is fairy slice of life so comfy?

sakuya 100% enjoys this

Looks like a 404 error to me, muchacho.

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If Sakuya stopped time and started eating Remilia out, would her orgasm build up during stopped time and hit her all at once when time resumes?

>"sakuya why do i keep orgasming at random times ?"

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youtube.com/watch?v=_Mfth_SyCjo

user that would be rape, which is not in a maid's job description

>Jeez Sakuya, if that's all you wanted, you could have just asked!

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Marisa stole alice's virginity with her sweaty hands

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I bet Reimu raped Marisa

Based bumper

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reimu gets fingered by yukari all the time, she doesn't need to fuck anyone else

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Doesn't Yukari have Ran, though?

ran does not get that luxury
she is only there to clean up after yukari

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what about Okina

I did though, even on hard and beat extra.

delete this, Ran and Yukari are loving and friendly towards each other

I have, now what.

1cc all the rest of them, too

Post your favorite touhou

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Still the best after all these years

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What would Alice do if she actually succeeded in making a sentient doll?

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I find this hard to believe.

Whats so bad about Kanako
She's one of the few people actively doing something

The strongest 2hu!

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*formerly strongest

Yes, she's actively scheming against Gensokyo. Her giving Okuu nuclear power lead to the most dangerous incident yet which would end in Gensokyo's destruction if Reimu didn't step in.

Still the strongest!
And still the cutest!

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i love all of them, but these 2 great and the strongest

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Too bad that Reimu managed to stop Okuu: S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadows of Gensokyo would have been pretty cool

>responsible for the incident in 3 games
How does she do it

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Clownpiece is a nigger and can suck my balls.

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not even the strongest fairy anymore lmao

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what happens when the watermelons answer his prayers?

this image is very... something

God bless the USA

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Reminder if you use vpatch you never truly 1cc'd

i wonder what events happened for this to happen

Is Hecatia a good mother for Clownpiece?

Hirasaka is a god

Story behind this picture?

literally made for cute lesbian kisses

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>all those watermelons
he's fucked

fairies are not sexual entities. they are nature spirits

I don't get it

did he die

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It was extremely painful.

I did in like fucking 2011 or something. I ended up getting bored of shmups shortly after. Not that eosd is some god tier masterpiece, just that the whole genre is so fucking samey that there's no reason to bother playing them all.

but the cute girls...

Come for the gameplay, stay for the story.

>touhou
>story

Touhou is one of the least generic bullet hells out there though you based retard. Go complain in a Dodonpatchi thread made by CAVEtrannies.

You're aware of how complicated the Touhou lore is, right?

it's not that complicated
>Yukari makes a youkai nature preserve for all the youkai who are suffering from faith deprivation in the modern era and are thus in danger of vanishing
>creates a pocket dimension called Gensokyo that is perpetually stuck in Meiji-era Japan
>A town of humans is kept alive to supply faith to the resident Youkai
>attacking them with lethal force is forbidden
>as is attacking each other
>Shrine Maidens exist to enforce this order (this is Reimu)
not that complicated

yeah but you'd need a whole fucking book to explain shit like kaguya and mokou's relationship, junko vs the moon, yukari vs the moon and then there's the smaller scale stuff like the story of the prismriver sisters