Post real life friendly NPCs
Post real life friendly NPCs
A wise scholar, a true gentleman.
Court Mage of the arachnid kingdom
no, fuck you
Patches
is it retarded?
>those soulless eyes.
Meth?
>Enchantment?
...El cabron...
>why hello there stranger
>Won't you join us?
wats that
>it is dangerous to go outside on your own
>Take this
looks like a caterpillar
who dis
No clue, just some random Victorian-era woman
>whatever user I guess I could heal you, just make it quick
>fat fetish
Ew
>Leave the baby with me, i'll make sure he is... safe...
No user, that's an antagonist.
She's pretty.
>Mentor figure with a hidden dark past
That's a man btw
There's fat and there's P H A T user
Did it ded?
This nigga was based. I could see him as some sort of vendor/blacksmith
virgin
cruel fishing wire
>objectively beautiful
>was probably virgin until marriage
>probably hated niggers
BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION GOD DAMMIT
You're a bum Rocky!
braaaaaaaaaaaaaap
I've seen pics like this before. Is this like some sort of artistic attempt at making a series of subtly awkward or uncomfortable gatherings?
>bathed once per month
>cooter smelled like fish processing plant
>recruitable tank
>Victorian England burned coal like no tomorrow
>Probably couldn't smell it because your nose would be plugged by a combination of ash and tumors by the age of 15
JUST LET ME DIE ALREADY
It makes me happy when animals are friends.
Are monkeys the niggers among animals?
Pretty sure they are, yes. And it fucking works. The flash photography, the socks and shirts, the sad empty rooms... It's like a hellish version of those photos your grandma takes in family reunions
>oracle who spouts esoteric dialog about the game's themes and ending
She'll just get fat and annoying, like all women.
There are no differences between the two
I'm not fond of spiders and these little motherfuckers melt my heart.
Southern hemisphere version
what does the C stand for?
Chad
Would have worn a shitload of perfume.
Lmao
Me make it quick? You're the one healing, asshole
How is that friendly?
>What are you doing to dad, mom?
Me on the left
AY YO
that doesnt help me
Why.... why is the snake allowing this? Snakes aren't friendly; snakes are biological robots.
Its a friendly trickster
Fuck I hate seals.
It probably ate it's fill already. Can't eat ALL the frogs at once you know
>my ancestor
Slowworms are the cutest creatures in the world.
I guess the one on top is a bullfrog.
>:11
Is this SFW?
because someone lied to you about snakes, they're very smart and friendly
They're still fairly aggressive critters not known for being overly social, even when domesticated. In fact, I'm pretty sure snakes are entirely solitary. Is this a type of snake that has some kind of symbiotic relationship with those frogs? That seems possible.
>He just laughs
Chinks really are subhuman
>manlet stands on a book and is still short
>monster tries to befriend you
I fucking hate every kind of hairy marine mammal. They look and move like mistakes of nature. Walruses specially are creepy as shit
>Yea Forums
He is just jaded and tired of the endless violence
>This world would be better off without snakes
>This is good...Isn't it?
>remember this initially being a seal a first
>but realized it was a crocodile the second time I watched it
>come find it ITT and it's actually what I thought all along
What the fuck is happening, did I just got Mandela'd twice
It's probably more like that there's a shit ton of them and only 1 of him. Snakes are not complete dumb muscle and can realize when they're outmatched
He is literally tingle
i thought the thumbnail was going to be some audiophile speaker wires
>
reminder that Shadman made a comic out of this video
That poor bird just looks hungry or curious, but I'd still freak the fuck out if that big ostrich-looking thing came charging at me.
Stop posting that vanilla faggot
Those two would make for an adorable rpg character duo
dogs are so fucking cool.
Taking them for a ride right to its family
What the fuck are a bunch of toothless and clawless frogs going to do to that snake? Dogpile it? Poison it?
... Can some frogs spit poison? I know some of them ARE poisonous.
they just want some food
Good doggo protects the loli
I love that when the party member is a useless little girl with a demon sidekick or something that fights for her
>bathed once per month
As an animal lover, this endears me. As a farm owner, it gives me great anxiety
It's adorable. What is it?
The fact that you're pretty sure, rather than providing proof that they are, only makes them more unnerving to me.
kick it to death
frogs have really powerful legs
and snakes have no legs at all
the snake has NO DEFENSE against that
Actually people still believed that vapours (smells) transmitted diseases. They probably wouldn't smell great but they also probably didn't smell as bad as you think, considering how fearful the people then were of diseases, or of being seen by society as one who could spread disease.
A kind young maiden
Welcome back to timeline epsilon, Jacob.
Frogs have teeth user
Throw a potato sack around them and move them somewhere further into the woods.
That's a cassowary. And it can fuck you up in seconds.
>Actually people still believed that vapours (smells) transmitted diseases
nigger that is literal black plague shit. This is the mid 1800s.
You are a fool
Would you adopt it, Yea Forums?
Psst...
Frogs do have teeth user. They're very short and sharp like needles. All the frogs in that pic could kill that snake
>Ywn have an NPC to give quests to exterminate jews and reward you with 15-nazi foot milk
A casuary. Dinosaur looking motherfuckers
Seals have hair?
>feeding a predatory bird
I'm sure this ended well.
And you think those frogs are smart enough to coordinate their kicking well enough to kill that snake before it wraps around four of them at a time and squeezes their eyeballs out?
Based Golden Retrievers
He knows many great secrets, and is willing to share, but be mindful as he is jumpy
The most interesting thing in this image will always be why the other woman is wearing a balaclava
>Baths in which the body was fully submerged in water were recommended as a salve against the dust that settled from head to toe the moment an urban-dwelling woman walked outside. Once or twice a month, she might indulge in a lukewarm soak;
Pretty cool
Maybe they adopted it. I'm not sure what it is but it would be a cool ass pet to keep around. Imagine telling all of your friends at work that you have a pet dinosaur, and you're only about 45% incorrect.
Who's he?
*pecks out your wind shield*
niggers on the other hand
>he doesn't know who moot is
nigger spotted
They have... Something. Call it hair, fuzz, fur, whatever. I say "hairy marine mammal" to talk about seals, walruses, sea lions and all that shit. Dolphins and whales are okay.
Creator of 9gag, co-founder of Stormfront, and a real human bean
NOOOES MY BUCKET
why is his ass so thick now
how can you know who moot is yet still be so new that you don't know the "Who is this guy" meme
That is fucking adorable. Why do I never see videos like this of hippos and moose?
>is nazi
>has M4
>not superior german weaponry HK416
whales have hair
Damn, that bird's cool. Didn't even try and rip the whole sandwich away in one go.
Thats an elephant seal
The wikipedia page for cassowary's says they're shy, but all of these cassowary's are just running up on people.
Precious sky doggos
Until it slashes their abdomen and their intestines spill out and your friend gets murdered in your back yard by a Cassowary
SICKO MODE
That reminds me of one time I threw a potato sack into my hen house and the chickens fucking flipped. The bag was brown so maybe they thought it was a possum. They started running around and trying to escape by flying all while cooing like crazy. One flew right by me and left a scar on my face with it's claws. Fucking dinosaurs aren't messing around.
what a cutie!
can it do any tricks?
Hippos and moose generally aren't that friendly towards humans.
It can eat bugs and sleep upside down.
LEGO
Happy fish merchant
THĘ RĪTÜÂL HĄŠBËGŪN
And bears are?
That's clearly his wallet, stuffed with the dirty money he got from selling Yea Forums to a naive gook
I could see this dude being a merchant in Zelda who pops up the first time you go fishing. And then he's the one that sells you fishing supplies and rates your catches after that
I've been told tarrantulas are actually really cuddly pets. Feed them once a week and leave them alone when they shed. Easier than a fucking cat, that's for sure.
I'd like to imagine it's his thick ass
This is actually the second picture I've seen of frogs riding a snake today. Never seen one before. Super weird.
Cute
tfw she is dead in this pic
>monkaS
Bears weirdly enough have grown to become accustomed to being around humans for the most part. Doesn't mean they're any less dangerous.
I would assume since moose and hippos aren't predators they would be much more hostile to anything coming there way.
Yes. And I hate it.
did he cook the rice?
be honest, did you pause at 11 seconds?
he aint standing on the book it's propped up so the snake can read u idiot
>old Russia vs modern Russia
my fav see it everyday
thanks for linking user. i had two yorkshire terriers growing up.
i'm only crying a little bit
I on the other hand love seals
Theyre cute and friendly
The girl was grabbed by a sea lion btw, fuck them
It looks and moves like Jim Henson made it.
that seal looks like a bitch
>filename
oh you
He travels across the oceans inside his fish vehicle selling rare oceanic goods from forgotten underwater cities
Looks like it's trying to rub its back on the window behind it.
is that a fucking eye
>If I eat him, that's the last time I get to taste him.
>This works better for both of us.
Yes, women have eyes too user
Why does she look miserable? Pigeons are cute.
Look at that clever little boy
>IT TURNS OUT IT'S MAN
don't worry, i see it too
How do I train my dog to bring my groceries from my car to my house?
>HK416
>Superior
It's an AR-15 with an AR-18 gas system, more reciprocating mass and weight for an advantage that you don't even see on a standard infantry rifle.
its telling that Germany's most succesful rifle is a rip off of an american design
There's a spooky thread on /wsg/
>you were the villain all along
Old russia had anime girls?
don't they carry tons of diseases?
I've actually had one of these in my fish one day. Crisp and deep fried. Sure felt queezy finding out after I ate most of it.
Look at the neet in the background ignoring the longcat in favor of WoW.
They invented loli.
>male incubates the eggs and defends the chicks fiercely
>female gives no shit after laying them
Interesting bird
>KOTOR.jpg
>If you wish to request my services, first you must prove yourself.
I don't recommend you eat one.
Are they learning python?
what
How can you have been here long enough to know about the "who is this guy" meme and not know about the "he doesn't know who moot is" meme?
One of the best in the thread
>Snakes aren't friendly
No, but they are passive. Especially non venomous species.
It's not hungry nor does it perceive them as threats
I prefer classic Russia
lots of $$ and time
>shits on you and your car
look at this fucking bitch of an animal
that's gay
a bird will never love you
"Any news from the other provinces?"
Did she actually think a paper thin water leaf was going to support her weight? Does she think life is a cartoon?
Not with that attitude faggot
FUCK I wish I could hold her hand.
>Kanako gives Suwako and descendands a ride
In awe at the size of this lad
woah. look, he's smiling!
Caterpillars just want to be friends.
>Germany's most successful rifle
Brainlet
>WoW
That's Roblox
>this kills the asrielfag
... I wanna FUCK that octo!
>the Christmas tree is seeming tied around a fucking broom handle
This fills me with emotion, I'm just not sure which one.
>Longcat mega evolution.webm
I wish people used an actual example if they're going to bash pitbulls. This was a good boy who did nothing wrong in the webm.
>you see Ivan, if we kill the cat then we don't need to get it out of tree anymore. Now give me your gun I show you trick.
that's a subhuman chink
This one drives me to tears every fucking time. The sheer innocence of a little girl playing in the streets colliding with the crude reality of war. I'm such a fucking faggot for that shit
If a cassowary wants your sandwich, it is wise to give it your sandwich.
>Snake, that cat has stolen your box and re purposed it into a working tank!
IDK what this dumbass was expecting. In what world does that look like it could support you standing on it?
Oh is it the G3 that no first world country uses? Maybe the WA2000 that only had 176 built?
The G36 perhaps? The one not even the German military want, STG44? Gonna go with muh first assault rifle?
Let's hear your thoughts user
Video games lied to her.
Jesus Christ, it's not a Terminator. The average adult male could probably fight off a cassowary if need be.
Now proving you're a colossal brainlet.
THE RADISH SPIRIT
_ _____ ____ ____ _____!
Need another reason to hate the black man?
>n..no... the g36 is actually great...
Go try it then
No, I did not
Meant to post this one anyway, that's why I responded to the sea doggo webm
I'm not going to punch an innocent animal just to prove I can, asshole. But I have done something similar: I kicked a goose once. It was being aggressive.
that's a lot of life going on in there
I'm 90% sure that nigga in the background is playing a DBZ roblox game.
>friendly
Not if you have veggies
looks like something in a timesplitters horror level
>a goose the same as a cassowary
you're a fucking idiot
I RECOGNISE THAT GAY BLOWJOB!
Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure I've played the very same one he's playing. Wew.
You're the psycho that wants me to beat one up.
It can give you rabies
I'm getting some strong sexual vibes from this
What's it called?
You're the antagonist.
YOU JUST KNOW
Those things have literal snail iq.
>have you heard of the Chinese?
Germ theory wasn't researched, let alone known and accepted in society, until the late 1800's at best. Miasma theory of disease was the general rule until surprisingly recently.
thanks for the chuckle
>friendly NPC turns rogue
you just know.
I still miss him.
His face is that of a dear friend. I never met him before, have no idea what he is like IRL.
but if i came home and found him crashing on my couch, I wouldnt be fazed.
Just a simple "whats up man, how's your day" then we play some vidya.
Feels like i have known him forever.
Then he'd probably suck my dick or something.
>"Land brother, protect me."
those things are like modern day raptors, their talons would wreck your shit
That bird shouldn't push its luck around the rice person
IMAGINE
big ass cat
God fucking dammit do I hate geese.
I miss Frank
>Sips
>Yep...
Those are cane toads. They aren't friends, they are literaly trying to fuck the snake. Snake can't just eat them because are too toxic to eat.
He's a rapper now. Goes by the name of Joji.
what a twist
chaotic neutral
I'd like to think that dog was showing some degree of mercy by not insta killing it.
No he's a singer.
no they're friends
the frogs paid the snake toll and they're getting a ride back home
He is a traitor user, a friend wouldn't leave you to the dogs.
Theoretically, if humans collectively decided to systematically destroy everything on Earth, how long would it take? I'm talking exterminating all animal-life, burning all plant-life, the works.
>get on faggits, we're going for a ride
Is that a roc?
Oh god
what is wrong with me
What an asshole.
>moved out two years ago
>only get to see my dog when I visit my parents at Christmas
>building I live in doesn't allow pets
Sometimes the neighborhood cats will say hello when I go for a walk, but I still wish I had a pet of my own.
someone post the puppy getting distracted by some leaves and then running to the camera
L O N G B O Y E
fuck off the g36 is rad
5 minutes.
Every major country on earth has enough nukes to destroy everything
>that hand
I mean probably, but there's a good chance you're going to lose a lot of blood in the process and need a fair amount of stitches.
It's just not worth getting cut the fuck up by that thing instead of trying to be chill.
It's a cassowary, a type of daemon from Australia that attacks with flying kicks that combined with their clawed feet are capable of puncturing human stomachs.
Cows are like big dog
youtube.com
S E A D O G G O
absolutely based chinaman
where
They're from Australia? I thought Australia already had knock-off ostriches in the form of emus?
How did he get in there?
Those are very poisonous cane toads. If they snake ate them it would die.
>enter new town
>immediately able to tell who the recruitable party member is going to be
Ngl if a human (or humanoid) female were to do that I'd probably jizz my pants
Probably less than an hour if a few nukes went off
what the hell is that
J-JUST LIKE MY JAPANANIMATIONS
He seems more like a party member.
In the closet.
It's a Secretarybird. They're pretty dope
onions seal
Cats don't have bones, user. I've seen them fall asleep in positions that would give invertebrates back problems.
But why would you hurt it/yourself if you can avoid conflict with just a sandwitch
cats are a liquid
Why did you say monkeys twice user
cunny
Secretary bird
Are the brown cows kinda small or is that boy a fucking elephant cow?
Oh hey Cutiefly
it's neat, but from a purely functional point of view there are reasons why no one uses it.
I wish I knew the fucking source
It's a fucking doorknob you schizo
Cassowaries are literally Dire Emus.
Shoe bills are so fucking cute
it blows my mind how anyone can find possums cute
That cow is just an absolute unit. Unfortunately, he's a steer, so they can't use him for breeding.
Hello :)
The brown cows are a smaller breed of cow and male steers are bigger than females so it's a double trick
Someone post that shoebill puking up its own stomach or something like that. It looks horrible.
Do you find chinchillas cute, user? 'Cause they're not too far removed from possums.
that is the biggest cowe in the world and those are normal cows beside it
Just watch out for their wind attack!
can someone explain what the actual fuck is happening here, is it actually a turkey funeral
I'd imagine any animal doing that would be equally horrifying.
This pisses off dog fags, they'll be like "The girl should have died"
Since when is "cow" the generic name for that animal? Cows are the females, steers are the males.
All it's doing is unsheathing its spine.
>he keeps his doorknobs in the closet
The LiveLeak logo sets off my fight-or-flight
>he doesn't know about the true nature of the cassowary
great party member
You mean bulls.
Steers are young castrated bulls.
That's because they are cute. Opossums like the one that guy posted are hideous, but actual possums are adorable. t. Aussie
Some closets have little doorknobs. You know, for the closet doors? Do you call them something different in America or what?
>innocence
lol look at her, she's already begging for the D you white knight moral fagget